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Who will win the debate?
Donald Trump
Jeb Bush
Scott Walker
Mike Huckabee
Ben Carson
Ted Cruz
Marco Rubio
Rand Paul
Chris Christie
John Kasich
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Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
Talk Time
1 Trump 7:01
2 Bush 6:41
3 Huck 4:46
4 Chrstie 4:26
5 Rubio 4:04
6 Carson 3:45
7 Cruz 3:30
8 Kasch 3:22
9 Walker 3:17
10 Paul 2:37

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Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

not much applause for "Police brutality bad"

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

axeil posted:

black lives matter :stare:

Fox News better on racial issues than Bernie Sanders. :ironicat:

FourLeaf
Dec 2, 2011
hmm, that was a bit disappointing.

fool of sound
Oct 10, 2012
walker shut the gently caress up and say #alllivesmatter

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.
that was the softest ball

Philthy
Jan 28, 2003

Pillbug
Haha Walker talking about standing up for law enforcement.

He stripped all their unions and they loving hate his guts.

Propaganda Hour
Aug 25, 2008



after editing wikipedia as a joke for 16 years, i ve convinced myself that homer simpson's japanese name translates to the "The beer goblin"

Lord of Pie posted:

Scott Walker had never seen a black guy until Carson walked out on stage

lamentable dustman
Apr 13, 2007

🏆🏆🏆

what a weak as answer

Malloc Voidstar
May 7, 2007

Fuck the cowboys. Unf. Fuck em hard.
Was that seriously the extent of their social issues questions

GAYS FOR DAYS
Dec 22, 2005

by exmarx
a real dipshit answer from walker, again.

Colonel Corazon
Feb 12, 2011

A faction armed to the teeth hardly seems friendly to me.


you're killing me smalls

Wicked Them Beats
Apr 1, 2007

Moralists don't really *have* beliefs. Sometimes they stumble on one, like on a child's toy left on the carpet. The toy must be put away immediately. And the child reprimanded.

and Walker walks the tightrope on that one with a boring answer

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

smg77 posted:

How did someone as reasonable as Kasich end up on this stage?

Rick Perry

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY
Kasich is the real winner of the debate. He is saying what the gop should be saying and doing

Celery Jello
Mar 21, 2005
Slippery Tilde

smg77 posted:

How did someone as reasonable as Kasich end up on this stage?

he announced right before the cutoff and went up based entirely on name recognition

ComfyPants
Mar 20, 2002

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

governor walker, as the leader of a whitebread state, how will you deal with the blacks that are everywhere like a stain in this country

You are required to stare at Carson while you answer GO

Crabtree
Oct 17, 2012

ARRRGH! Get that wallet out!
Everybody: Lowtax in a Pickle!
Pickle! Pickle! Pickle! Pickle!

Dinosaur Gum
They loving dodged any talk about police reform.

fknlo
Jul 6, 2009


Fun Shoe

Consummate Professional posted:

that was the softest ball

Auritech
May 27, 2004

Blessed be the tailors
The masks are cut to fit

Blessed be the woodworkers
The crosses and the gallows

Blessed be the forgers of iron
And the spikes and the barbwire

Blessed be the stone cutters
It took a quarry to bury the dreams
Commercial breaks during debates are always so awkward.

Skeevy Mcgee
Feb 17, 2007

Well, that was disappointing.

Iron Twinkie
Apr 20, 2001

BOOP

We must support our boys in blue as they exterminate the negro threat.

Alec Bald Snatch
Sep 12, 2012

by exmarx

smg77 posted:

How did someone as reasonable as Kasich end up on this stage?

declared at the last minute and bumped perry despite the bottom 10 being with in the margin of error

Ceiling fan
Dec 26, 2003

I really like ceilings.
Dead Man’s Band

alpha_destroy posted:

#BlackLivesMatter

I'm fully erect. Let's do this.

Too bad. Walker is a cockblocker.

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

Joementum posted:

Talk Time
1 Trump 7:01
2 Bush 6:41
3 Huck 4:46
4 Chrstie 4:26
5 Rubio 4:04
6 Carson 3:45
7 Cruz 3:30
8 Kasch 3:22
9 Walker 3:17
10 Paul 2:37

Carson surprises me. Would've sworn a lot less.

Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005

Obama: "I am rogering your Presidential ambitions into oblivion right now, just thought you should know."

Mr Hootington posted:

Kasich is the real winner of the debate. He is saying what the gop should be saying and doing

...which is why he will never win the nomination.

BUG JUG
Feb 17, 2005



weird, it's almost like fox is avoiding letting certain people speak up on certain subjects.....

Pohl
Jan 28, 2005




In the future, please post shit with the sole purpose of antagonizing the person running this site. Thank you.

Absurd Alhazred posted:

Fox News better on racial issues than Bernie Sanders. :ironicat:

ROFL.

Dr.Mrs.The Monarch
Aug 8, 2005

Obamunist Troll Bot: Built to bring a One World Government to the People
"And their better ideas..." Lol he can't even fake it any more

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Wanna watch the poo poo outta the Straight Outta Compton movie.

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

the gently caress is a "Straight Out of Compton" trailer doing on Fox News?
The audience overlap has to be negative somehow

NEED TOILET PAPER
Mar 22, 2013

by XyloJW
STRAIGHT OUTTA COMPTON

apatheticman
May 13, 2003

Wedge Regret
Wait straight out of compton ad?

Thaaaaaaaaaaat doesnt seem well advised

Axetrain
Sep 14, 2007

Is that it for social questions? man they really didn't want the front runners to have to address gay marriage I guess.

Inglonias
Mar 7, 2013

I WILL PUT THIS FLAG ON FREAKING EVERYTHING BECAUSE IT IS SYMBOLIC AS HELL SOMEHOW

Alright. This debate is starting to wind down.

Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

BUG JUG
Feb 17, 2005



anyone else getting that vibe?????

anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
keep yr cool

Mo0 posted:

he announced right before the cutoff and went up based entirely on name recognition

thats actually really smart

Philthy
Jan 28, 2003

Pillbug
what is this liberal poo poo commercial

i have black people all over my tv rapping

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Abner Cadaver II
Apr 21, 2009

TONIGHT!
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