Aug. 6, 9pm ET. Yoogest, Classiest, Most Luxurious Republican Debate

Who will win the debate?
	Donald Trump
	Jeb Bush
	Scott Walker
	Mike Huckabee
	Ben Carson
	Ted Cruz
	Marco Rubio
	Rand Paul
	Chris Christie
	John Kasich

InequalityGodzilla: May 31, 2012

zen death robot posted:

Straight Outta Compton might be good, or maybe its just the music

I do really want to see it. even if it's medocre I'd still like it.

edit: the shittiest page snipe ever

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blue squares: Sep 28, 2007

Jurgan posted:

The government "invading the church?" You are stupid, Paul.

HOLY poo poo, BLACK LIVES MATTER QUESTION?

He once compared government healthcare to ENSLAVING DOCTORS. He is a disgusting liar.

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axeil: Feb 14, 2006

LOU BEGAS MUSTACHE posted:

thats actually really smart

kasich is too good for the republican party

in a non insane country he'd be running away with the nomination

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Lord of Pie: Mar 2, 2007

Biden stuck on infinite MALARKEY! loop

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Fritz Coldcockin: Nov 7, 2005

Someone apparently told Rand "You're going to have to punch someone in the mouth in this debate if you want to survive till Iowa".

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Inglonias: Mar 7, 2013; I WILL PUT THIS FLAG ON FREAKING EVERYTHING BECAUSE IT IS SYMBOLIC AS HELL SOMEHOW

Alter Ego posted:

If that's what he's doing, I can only imagine what Biden's doing.

Probably sitting in a darkened room in boxers and a wifebeater undershirt screaming obscenities at the TV.

No. Diamond Joe wears boxers and a cape. He has popcorn.

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SubponticatePoster: Aug 9, 2004; Every day takes figurin' out all over again how to fuckin' live.; Slippery Tilde

Probad posted:

Walker actually left those people alone.

http://www.jsonline.com/news/statepolitics/unions-that-backed-walker-faring-better-than-others-b99447455z1-292416091.html

Even Walker know you don't piss off the cops

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Nagato: Apr 26, 2011; Why yes my username is the same as an autistic alien who looks like a 9 year old from an anime, why do ask?

Logikv9 posted:

Rand is trying to jump into Trump's spotlight only to be run the gently caress down

I liked his jab at the beginning but Trump has stolen the show, even with his rambling non-answer on abortion

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Mirthless: Mar 27, 2011; by the sex ghost

Alter Ego posted:

If that's what he's doing, I can only imagine what Biden's doing.

Probably sitting in a darkened room in boxers and a wifebeater undershirt screaming obscenities at the TV.

he's sitting in a biker bar giving massages to the ladies

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Nonsense: Jan 26, 2007

blue squares posted:

He once compared government healthcare to ENSLAVING DOCTORS. He is a disgusting liar.

I'm in love with the Ted Cruz love in this thread.

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Wolfman Nards: Apr 5, 2011

I'm so drunk right now holy poo poo

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Alfred P. Pseudonym: May 29, 2006; And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

moving on quick from social questions because they know it's a losing proposition for Republicans

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mister negative: Jun 2, 2004; Salad Prong

holy poo poo that was a horrible audio adjustment

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Red Dad Redemption: Sep 29, 2007

"In case you missed he continuous chanting of bomb Iran, we are NOW turning to foreign policy"

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Darth Windu: Mar 17, 2009; by Smythe

whoa an unscripted late breaking news qyestion OF COURSE they throw it at trump

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Loeb CL: Nov 18, 2011

Oh, now the Republicans care about the UN Security Council.

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Look Around You: Jan 19, 2009

... lmfao

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logikv9: Mar 5, 2009; Ham Wrangler

TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP

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Chokes McGee: Aug 7, 2008; This is Urotsuki.

Oh my god I stopped watching 15 minutes ago and have a lot of poo poo to do around the house and I can't stop :f5:

'ing

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fool of sound: Oct 10, 2012

i wont say that cause its not nice - trump

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FourLeaf: Dec 2, 2011

he says he'll be different, never bothers to explain how

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ass cobra: May 28, 2004; by Azathoth

Nuke Russia!!

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weekly font: Dec 1, 2004; Everytime I try to fly I fall
Without my wings
I feel so small
Guess I need you baby...

Trump wins this because he can say "nuclear" correctly.

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Mavric: Dec 14, 2006; I said "this is going to be the most significant televisual event since Quantum Leap." And I do not say that lightly.

OOOHHH YEAAAh

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Arist: Feb 13, 2012; _{who, me?}

Ahahahahahaha Trump is such an rear end in a top hat

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Timeless Appeal: May 28, 2006

BUBBA GAY DUDLEY posted:

Donald Trump said his friends decided not to have an abortion and now they have a "real superstar" of a child.

Trump forever.

I was really hoping he was going to end by saying something specific like "And that baby grew up to be Miley Cirus."

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NEED TOILET PAPER: Mar 22, 2013; by XyloJW

"that's not nice" -Donald "Motherfucker" Trump, 2015

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Fritz Coldcockin: Nov 7, 2005

Mirthless posted:

he's sitting in a biker bar giving massages to the ladies

I'm remembering that Onion article where Biden is tossed out of a moving car in front of the White House and I can't stop loving laughing.

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Shinjobi: Jul 10, 2008; Gravy Boat 2k

fool_of_sound posted:

i wont say that cause its not nice - trump

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Malloc Voidstar: May 7, 2007; Fuck the cowboys. Unf. Fuck em hard.

I would be the literal opposite of Obama. I am Ronald Reagan and the anti-Obama

Trump is amazing

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Ceiling fan: Dec 26, 2003; I really like ceilings.; Dead Man’s Band

Killing it.

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Myst Hat: Jul 10, 2004; ...

"I would do the exact opposite of everything Obama has done" *applause*

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blue squares: Sep 28, 2007

Nonsense posted:

I'm in love with the Ted Cruz love in this thread.

whatup my Ted Cruz brotha

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BUG JUG: Feb 17, 2005

that's not nice. - donny trump.

also: DEALS

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Zelder: Jan 4, 2012

i'm different, i guess, i'm white

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Pohl: Jan 28, 2005; In the future, please post shit with the sole purpose of antagonizing the person running this site. Thank you.

Haha, more bullshit foreign policy poo poo.

This guy went to Russia...

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axeil: Feb 14, 2006

"i dont wanna do that cuz that's not nice"

trump is so much fun

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Nagato: Apr 26, 2011; Why yes my username is the same as an autistic alien who looks like a 9 year old from an anime, why do ask?

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Olanphonia: Jul 27, 2006; I'm open to suggestions~

Wolfman Nards posted:

I'm so drunk right now holy poo poo

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ComfyPants: Mar 20, 2002

Trump playing the crowd

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