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Who will win the debate?
Donald Trump
Jeb Bush
Scott Walker
Mike Huckabee
Ben Carson
Ted Cruz
Marco Rubio
Rand Paul
Chris Christie
John Kasich
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ComfyPants
Mar 20, 2002

How did Chase get this troll question through?

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Nagato
Apr 26, 2011

Why yes my username is the same as an autistic alien who looks like a 9 year old from an anime, why do ask?
:nyoron:
Waoh

Look Around You
Jan 19, 2009

Oh my god this is a creepy as gently caress question

spasticColon
Sep 22, 2004

In loving memory of Donald Pleasance

Alien Arcana posted:

I wanna see them bring in the God prop from Monty Python.

:agreed:

FourLeaf
Dec 2, 2011
ummmm

Trabisnikof
Dec 24, 2005

Any candidates willing to admit they are crazy?

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
What did our White Lord Jesus tell you to do about killing poors?

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.
Get God out of debates

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

gently caress off chase

break-up breakdown
Mar 6, 2010

good q, chase

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY
Holy poo poo

pig slut lisa
Mar 5, 2012

irl is good


OK which goon is CHase Norton?

RedQueen
Apr 21, 2007

It takes all the running you can do just to stay in the same place.

Aleksei Vasiliev posted:

Holy poo poo this question

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde
oh this should be good

BadOptics
Sep 11, 2012

Mr. Trump, are you a follower of Khrone?

Propaganda Hour
Aug 25, 2008



after editing wikipedia as a joke for 16 years, i ve convinced myself that homer simpson's japanese name translates to the "The beer goblin"
This is THE MOST GOP question I have ever heard

Ignite Memories
Feb 27, 2005

OMG YES

we dont deserve this

Assepoester
Jul 18, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Melman v2

smg77 posted:

DONALD TRUMP IS MY GOD
Donald Trump's God

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
An alright dude.
LOL WHAT?

Amergin
Jan 29, 2013

THE SOUND A WET FART MAKES
BAIT AAAAAAND HOOK

Mr. World
May 6, 2007
Working undercover for the man . . .
:lol:

lamentable dustman
Apr 13, 2007

🏆🏆🏆

what a loving questions

fool of sound
Oct 10, 2012
has god literally told you want to do?????

Philthy
Jan 28, 2003

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i cantbreathheeee

Alien Arcana
Feb 14, 2012

You're related to soup, Admiral.
Question for the candidates: Have you discussed your candidacy with God?

axeil
Feb 14, 2006
this is a lovely question.

Wicked Them Beats
Apr 1, 2007

Moralists don't really *have* beliefs. Sometimes they stumble on one, like on a child's toy left on the carpet. The toy must be put away immediately. And the child reprimanded.

holy poo poo "Does God speak to you??"

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Any word from god?

BUG JUG
Feb 17, 2005



have you accepted god's voice in your head yet??????????

Zamujasa
Oct 27, 2010



Bread Liar
GOD: CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW?

GOD: GOOD

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
jerking off to god so much the pages are sticking together

deadpan
Feb 2, 2004

who hears voices? Anyone?

Zelder
Jan 4, 2012

this question is psychotic

Skeevy Mcgee
Feb 17, 2007

Oh, it's a schizophrenia test.

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Consummate Professional posted:

Get God out of debates

wrong

Darth Windu
Mar 17, 2009

by Smythe

Planarch posted:

What's the Carson and God deal, are Seventh Day Adventists any crazier than Mormons?

some of those suicide cult guys were seventh day adventists

Arist
Feb 13, 2012

who, me?


Oh my god, this is gonna be amazing

Sharkie
Feb 4, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
wtf Chase Norton, this has to be a troll question, right?

boner confessor
Apr 25, 2013

by R. Guyovich
yes, it turns out god has personally spoken to every one of the candidates turns out

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Jurgan
May 8, 2007

Just pour it directly into your gaping mouth-hole you decadent slut
"Has God spoken to you?" Oh, this is amazing.

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