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standard owl: Jan 9, 2011

tribbledirigible posted:

Why stop with cake and ice cream? Throw some tiramisu on there, and maybe some creme brulee. Basically, I want a dessert version of this:

would up until the point the whole thing becomes a goopy soup of melted ice cream, fruit chunks, and cake detritus, but I'd probably be passed out in a sugar coma by that point anyway

# ? Aug 7, 2015 02:18

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# ? May 23, 2024 13:58

AnonSpore: Jan 19, 2012; "I didn't see the part where he develops as a character so I guess he never developed as a character"

Yeah Japanese parfaits (and crepes) can get pretty out there.

# ? Aug 7, 2015 02:38

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BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:

Getting Hard Bread from Slave Lake sounds like some fantasy poo poo a dwarf would have to do.

Dwarf Bread is classified as a weapon not a food.

# ? Aug 7, 2015 03:31

NarwhalParty: Jul 23, 2010

All I see on this page so far is amazing food.

# ? Aug 7, 2015 03:47

tribbledirigible: Jul 27, 2004; I finally beat the internet. The end boss was hard.

Gridlocked posted:

Dwarf Bread is classified as a weapon not a food.

"Oh, I don't think it's for eating," said Nanny. "It's more for sort of--"
"--keeping you going," said Granny.

# ? Aug 7, 2015 03:48

AnonSpore: Jan 19, 2012; "I didn't see the part where he develops as a character so I guess he never developed as a character"

NarwhalParty posted:

All I see on this page so far is amazing food.

Lemme fix that for you.

# ? Aug 7, 2015 03:53

The Saddest Rhino: Apr 29, 2009; Put it all together.
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standard owl posted:

would up until the point the whole thing becomes a goopy soup of melted ice cream, fruit chunks, and cake detritus, but I'd probably be passed out in a sugar coma by that point anyway

these are some unhealthy parfaits

# ? Aug 7, 2015 03:53

cash crab: Apr 5, 2015; all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology

AnonSpore posted:

Lemme fix that for you.

# ? Aug 7, 2015 04:13

VendaGoat: Nov 1, 2005

standard owl posted:

would up until the point the whole thing becomes a goopy soup of melted ice cream, fruit chunks, and cake detritus, but I'd probably be passed out in a sugar coma by that point anyway

This...Would

# ? Aug 7, 2015 04:21

Pomp: Apr 3, 2012; by Fluffdaddy

How are those <15 dollars

# ? Aug 7, 2015 05:10

PhotoKirk: Jul 2, 2007; insert witty text here

The Saddest Rhino posted:

these are some unhealthy parfaits

Would you say they are below par... faits?

*puts on sunglasses*

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# ? Aug 7, 2015 05:20

standard owl: Jan 9, 2011

Pomp posted:

How are those <15 dollars

This one's ten times that price :monocle:

# ? Aug 7, 2015 05:41

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AND HE LIKES TO KISS
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tribbledirigible posted:

"Oh, I don't think it's for eating," said Nanny. "It's more for sort of--"
"--keeping you going," said Granny.

Dwarf Bread drives you to find a better source of food; else you may have to eat the Dwarf Bread.

# ? Aug 7, 2015 05:58

RareAcumen: Dec 28, 2012

Warning: 4chan

First time I found this I ended up laughing on and off for like eleven minutes.

# ? Aug 7, 2015 10:12

Pomp: Apr 3, 2012; by Fluffdaddy

RareAcumen posted:

Warning: 4chan

First time I found this I ended up laughing on and off for like eleven minutes.

gently caress the guy who thinks mint chocolate doesn't own

# ? Aug 7, 2015 10:16

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RareAcumen posted:

Warning: 4chan

First time I found this I ended up laughing on and off for like eleven minutes.

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# ? Aug 7, 2015 12:17

Data Graham: Dec 28, 2009; 📈📊🍪😋

I read "this is my kids favorite part" at first and almost called CPS on the Internet

# ? Aug 7, 2015 12:23

RareAcumen: Dec 28, 2012

Data Graham posted:

I read "this is my kids favorite part" at first and almost called CPS on the Internet

No, no it's 'any kids' not 'my kids' Because kids love putting sprinkles on ice cream, you see.

Pomp posted:

gently caress the guy who thinks mint chocolate doesn't own

It's the only flavor of ice cream I've found myself really enjoying!

# ? Aug 7, 2015 12:30

Pastry of the Year: Apr 12, 2013

RareAcumen posted:

It's the only flavor of ice cream I've found myself really enjoying!

try butter pecan for a refreshing change of pace

just an uncharacteristically sincere tip from a pal in the anti-food thread

# ? Aug 7, 2015 12:44

Moongrave: Jun 19, 2004; Finally Living Rent Free

Whoever decided mint went with Chocolate should get a loving Nobel prize.

# ? Aug 7, 2015 12:52

RareAcumen: Dec 28, 2012

Pastry of the Year posted:

try butter pecan for a refreshing change of pace

just an uncharacteristically sincere tip from a pal in the anti-food thread

On top of being obscenely picky, I don't really care for ice cream in general. Also, I don't like pecans.

I'm like the anti-cash crab, if it helps put things into perspective.

# ? Aug 7, 2015 12:59

Pastry of the Year: Apr 12, 2013

RareAcumen posted:

On top of being obscenely picky, I don't really care for ice cream in general. Also, I don't like pecans.

I'm like the anti-cash crab, if it helps put things into perspective.

Well, next time the behavioral sciences lab needs someone to taste-test the new food pellets, I know who to call.

# ? Aug 7, 2015 13:29

RareAcumen: Dec 28, 2012

Pastry of the Year posted:

Well, next time the behavioral sciences lab needs someone to taste-test the new food pellets, I know who to call.

ay man, I eat food, but you're not gonna catch me trying like an eighth of the pizzas you guys keep posting in here is all

mainly because I doubt there's any way in hell that the burgers are gonna be cooked well too.

# ? Aug 7, 2015 15:01

cash crab: Apr 5, 2015; all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology

RareAcumen posted:

On top of being obscenely picky, I don't really care for ice cream in general. Also, I don't like pecans.

I'm like the anti-cash crab, if it helps put things into perspective.

It is a myth that I will eat anything, I actually don't like butter pecan much either.

RareAcumen posted:

Warning: 4chan

First time I found this I ended up laughing on and off for like eleven minutes.

This actually made me queasy, mostly around the 20lbs of flavour picture. Yikes.

# ? Aug 7, 2015 15:26

bamhand: Apr 15, 2010

AnonSpore posted:

Lemme fix that for you.

I need those chicken feet inside of me immediately.

# ? Aug 7, 2015 15:34

stereobreadsticks: Feb 28, 2008

RareAcumen posted:

Warning: 4chan

First time I found this I ended up laughing on and off for like eleven minutes.

I don't know why but I just lost it at the pop tart. How could anyone even conceive of something so horrible? Can I blame the internet for this existing? Because I need to assign blame somewhere.

Also, yeah, those chicken feet from earlier look pretty tasty.

# ? Aug 7, 2015 15:57

RareAcumen: Dec 28, 2012

cash crab posted:

It is a myth that I will eat anything, I actually don't like butter pecan much either..

I just prefer popsicles. And all I was getting as is that when stuff gets posted in here you'll at least give it a 'would' meanwhile, I'm so loving picky that I can't even make it that far. Like, I don't care for most of the normal foods that people eat all the time like mac n' cheese or spaghetti. So that's why I picked you as an example.