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Who will win the debate?
Donald Trump
Jeb Bush
Scott Walker
Mike Huckabee
Ben Carson
Ted Cruz
Marco Rubio
Rand Paul
Chris Christie
John Kasich
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Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
Jon Stewart didn't get to cover this in his show. :smith:

I have to say, this was really, really good. Kudos to the Fox News people. Unironically.

Is it worth it finding a way of watching the kiddie table debate?

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ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
No clear winners though?

Mister Facetious
Apr 21, 2007

I think I died and woke up in L.A.,
I don't know how I wound up in this place...

:canada:
Thank God that's over.
I need a drink to wash the non-stop stream of loving disingenuous bullshit and lies away.


Boosted_C5
Feb 16, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 5 years!
Grimey Drawer
My wife (also a Republican, but a normal stable human being who has a life and hasn't been following the campaign like a political junkie) on Trump as the night progressed:

- He's making me uncomfortable
- This guy seems a little psycho
- I don't like him

I'm worried you guys.

Philthy
Jan 28, 2003

Pillbug
TRUMP WALL

Cockblocktopus
Apr 18, 2009

Since the beginning of time, man has yearned to destroy the sun.


Aleksei Vasiliev posted:

So how long until we have polls on who won the debate?

Look at the top of the page.

Fish Cant Hold Gun
Jul 2, 2015

by Ralp
And now we have the ten seconds clips from each candidate
the only thing that matters
trump knows that
you just throw everything at the wall and hope something sticks, because that's the clip they'll play over and over and over

Doctor Candiru
Dec 23, 2004
Umbrella Monkey Sand

Mauser posted:

closing statements

Kasich: Ohio! *applause*
Christire: I did 9/11 or helped or whatever. budgets
Paul: I'm an insane person and I stand on the senate floor and I've been to chicago and detroit and baltimore [didn't know that] clinton... obama
Rubio: My parents aren't american and were poor and died that way and I don't want to be that.
Cruz: gonna rescind illegal stuff done by obama that we can't do in the senate for some reason, start perscuting religious liberty or something also cuba and fight liberty. idk i've been drinking
carson: I'm a surgeon btw and i removed a dude's brain haha.
huckabee: *talks about this election in the past tense* (because it's loving over for him and nobody gives a poo poo)
walker: has a wife apparently... and kids. turned state around [starting direction left unstated]
bush: i did it as florida, and a lot of other fuckups
trump: we don't beat china... in trade, or japan... in trade or mexico at the border........ or in trade

moderator: that's it.
This made me laugh so hard. Thank you.

hhhat
Apr 29, 2008

Chamale posted:

Do we have a recording up? I missed the first 20 minutes.

Yeah this I missed the first 2 hours

HisMajestyBOB
Oct 21, 2010


College Slice
Trump did surprisingly well - didn't gently caress up, expertly dodged questions, but disappointingly didn't tear down the stage and salt the earth.
Walker and Bush were wooden and boring.
Kasich did well if you're a RINO.
Rubio did well, looked and sounded presidential.
Carson is an insomnia cure.
Rand and Christie can fight over last place.

NEED TOILET PAPER
Mar 22, 2013

by XyloJW
are we gonna tv/iv megyn kelly's analysis too?

Mr. Wiggles
Dec 1, 2003

We are all drinking from the highball glass of ideology.
Amazing. It was the most amazing thing...

break-up breakdown
Mar 6, 2010


drat kasich

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth

Absurd Alhazred posted:

Is it worth it finding a way of watching the kiddie table debate?

Oh yes, it was a lot of fun.

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde
megyn kelly has pride in her spin alley

boner confessor
Apr 25, 2013

by R. Guyovich

axeil posted:

already got one



nice bar graph

treasured8elief
Jul 25, 2011

Salad Prong

rear end cobra posted:

No clear winners though?

Leroy Diplowski
Aug 25, 2005

The Candyman Can :science:

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And SA Mart Thread
aright, quick - who has the best daily show stream

Loeb CL
Nov 18, 2011

axeil posted:

already got one



It's like they were going to make the bars different lengths, but just gave up after Trump.

Mouth Ze Dong
Jan 2, 2005

Aint no thing like me, 'cept me.
"Hickory Dickery Dock, this chick was s ucking my GEEEEEESH..
I'm over HERE now"

~Megyn Dice Kelly

fool of sound
Oct 10, 2012

oh my god oh my god :cumpolice:

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer
was bush as pathetic for the rest of the stuff I didn't see

Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


Fish Cant Hold Gun posted:

And now we have the ten seconds clips from each candidate
the only thing that matters
trump knows that
you just throw everything at the wall and hope something sticks, because that's the clip they'll play over and over and over

gently caress

this is very correct

Venom Snake
Feb 19, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo
I like how trump is the only one who was asked real questions

Philthy
Jan 28, 2003

Pillbug
I bet he fills the wall with advertisements. It'll be like 2000 miles of Costco ads.

Mo_Steel
Mar 7, 2008

Let's Clock Into The Sunset Together

Fun Shoe
Trump did drat well considering how many questions were just attacks on him as a candidate rather than policy questions; it makes me wonder if asking him to outline his policy wouldn't have been a better avenue to try to discredit him, because attacks on his person just seem to slide off or blow up in their face.

Carson seemed sleepy.

Also Kasich for Postmaster General 2016.

Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8


TRUMP

Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005

did you know his dad was a mailman?

Colonel Corazon
Feb 12, 2011

A faction armed to the teeth hardly seems friendly to me.


Yaaaaang!!!! :bahgawd:

fool of sound
Oct 10, 2012
sweet gay satan take me now

Agronox
Feb 4, 2005

tinstaach posted:

So if Trump's numbers stay high after this, he's basically unstoppable, right? At least until the convention.

Nah, there's too much time on the clock. The GOP establishment players will start to throw everything they have at him and eventually something will work. Too many skeletons in that closet.

Fintilgin
Sep 29, 2004

Fintilgin sweeps!

Boosted_C5 posted:

My wife (also a Republican, but a normal stable human being who has a life and hasn't been following the campaign like a political junkie) on Trump as the night progressed:

- He's making me uncomfortable
- This guy seems a little psycho
- I don't like him

I'm worried you guys.

Trump is doomed. Probably sooner rather than later. Enjoy it while you can.







(Probably)

NEED TOILET PAPER
Mar 22, 2013

by XyloJW

Venom Snake posted:

I like how trump is the only one who was asked real questions

i disagree, walker and christie got called out on their lovely states

HisMajestyBOB
Oct 21, 2010


College Slice

Absurd Alhazred posted:


I have to say, this was really, really good. Kudos to the Fox News people. Unironically.


Yeah. Most surprising thing to come from this debate: the Fox News guys asked good questions.

Venom Snake
Feb 19, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo
Trump asked the moderators more questions than they asked him lol

Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005

Venom Snake posted:

I like how trump is the only one who was asked real questions

I think they were all asked real questions. None of them actually answered any of them, of course, but the questions from the moderators were actually pretty good.

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

Alter Ego posted:

did you know his dad was a mailman?

and his dad was a coal miner

Skeevy Mcgee
Feb 17, 2007

I was concerned the debate couldn't possibly live up to my expectations. I needn't have worried.

Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

and his dad was a coal miner

My dad could beat up his dad though

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Tobermory
Mar 31, 2011

HisMajestyBOB posted:

Yeah. Most surprising thing to come from this debate: the Fox News guys asked good questions.

Pretty sure they're desperate to cull the flock a bit before the next debate.

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