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pics 69 0.39%
vids 420 2.40%
gazza.txt 8008 45.77%
havin yer mam 9001 51.44%
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JunkDeluxe
Oct 21, 2008
Can you recognize the former pro-footballer?

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Sanskrit Scat
Aug 11, 2007


Viduka is looking pretty good nowadays.

Weaponized Cum
Aug 31, 2004


This post brought to you by the finest Miami cocaine money can buy ----->
Suqit should put a shirt on ffs

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

is that ice in red wine or sangria

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


UEFA SUPREMACY

straight up brolic posted:

is that ice in red wine or sangria

looks like sangria

Spangly A
May 14, 2009

God help you if ever you're caught on these shores

A man's ambition must indeed be small
To write his name upon a shithouse wall
Greenery? Nice BBQs? Hats? That's my boy razor.

Hoops
Aug 19, 2005


A Black Mark For Retarded Posting

straight up brolic posted:

is that ice in red wine or sangria
It's rosé with a lovely looking salad, top marks for the modern man.

pik_d
Feb 24, 2006

follow the white dove





TRP Post of the Month October 2021

straight up brolic posted:

is that ice in red wine or sangria

It's a Shirley Temple

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





PHWOAR CRIMINAL

Weaponized Cum posted:

Suqit should put a shirt on ffs

at least he lost some weight

DickEmery
Dec 5, 2004

JunkDeluxe posted:

Can you recognize the former pro-footballer?



What's the big deal?
A lot of footballers don't put on any weight after they retire.

Chris de Sperg
Aug 14, 2009


DickEmery posted:

What's the big deal?
It's him

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

I would definitely get fat as heck after retiring if I were a professional footballer, you're 35 and rich, why not?

Simone Poodoin
Jun 26, 2003

Che storia figata, ragazzo!



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=esw0eyPaGwM

Some comment I saw re: this video:

quote:

It was nice of Mapou to bend down so that Messi didn’t have to run and get his head-butting stool from the sidelines.

:lol:

Simone Poodoin fucked around with this message at 00:28 on Aug 6, 2015

Baller Witness Bro
Nov 16, 2006

Hey FedEx, how dare you deliver something before your "delivered by" time.
You know you're doing something sensible on the field when Suarez has to be the guy that steps in and keeps you grounded.

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005


Lol, he didn't get sent off for that?

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

Shrapnig posted:

Lol, he didn't get sent off for that?

A headbutt and a throat grab is really only a yellow card when you think about it.

Real Name Grover
Feb 13, 2002

Like corn on the cob
Fan of Britches
This may or may not be the new U.S. Soccer crest, which may or may not be unveiled next year.

E: Already posted in kit thread, my bad

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Real Name Grover fucked around with this message at 01:16 on Aug 6, 2015

Byolante
Mar 23, 2008

by Cyrano4747

Shrapnig posted:

Lol, he didn't get sent off for that?

Well he did it to a black man so really in the scheme of things its not like he assaulted another person.

Edit: also that pep video looks like he had a petit mal seizure, probably caused by blood clot related brain damage from years on all sorts of blood thickeners.

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'

Total Confusion
Oct 9, 2004

Shrapnig posted:

Lol, he didn't get sent off for that?

Barcelona don't get cards for throat grabs :FIFAconspiracy:

Byolante
Mar 23, 2008

by Cyrano4747

Gold and a Pager posted:

Barcelona don't get cards for throat grabs :FIFAconspiracy:



I wish I hadn't deleted my zapruder film style deconstruction of that game. I think I got up to 6 completely uncontroversial red cards the ref clearly was looking directly at in that game.

African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack

Gold and a Pager posted:

Barcelona don't get cards for throat grabs :FIFAconspiracy:



Thankfully God punished him with multiple cancers

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





PHWOAR CRIMINAL

African AIDS cum posted:

Thankfully God punished him with multiple cancers

In schā'a llāh

TwoDogs1Cup
May 28, 2008

DOUGIE DOUGIE DOUGIE! MY LOVE, HE MAKES MY EMPTY HEART FULL! DOUGIE! THE BEST FOREVER THE BEST DOUGIEEE! <3 <3 - TwoDougies1Cup


Guess the player

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

TwoDogs1Cup posted:



Guess the player
too easy

opus111
Jul 6, 2014

lol

EC10
Jan 17, 2005

We like Nin-po-po
We like Nin-po-po
We like Nin-po-po
We like NIN---PO!

Byolante posted:

I wish I hadn't deleted my zapruder film style deconstruction of that game. I think I got up to 6 completely uncontroversial red cards the ref clearly was looking directly at in that game.

didn't that referee then get promoted to head of UEFA referees later that year? :lol: nothing corrupt going on there

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





PHWOAR CRIMINAL

magistral

JerseyMonkey
Jul 1, 2007

TwoDogs1Cup posted:



Guess the player

Wilshere.

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005


:downsbravo:

TwoDogs1Cup
May 28, 2008

DOUGIE DOUGIE DOUGIE! MY LOVE, HE MAKES MY EMPTY HEART FULL! DOUGIE! THE BEST FOREVER THE BEST DOUGIEEE! <3 <3 - TwoDougies1Cup
His ankles literally can't go 5 months without exploding. He'll be retired before he's 30 the bellend

britishbornandbread
Jul 8, 2000

You'll stumble in my footsteps
We will always have the Slovenia goals.

Messyass
Dec 23, 2003

Smart move by Ricardo Kishna, making sure his shirt will be a fan favourite at Lazio...

Loving Africa Chaps
Dec 3, 2007


We had not left it yet, but when I would wake in the night, I would lie, listening, homesick for it already.

Messyass posted:

Smart move by Ricardo Kishna, making sure his shirt will be a fan favourite at Lazio...



no way

African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack
Kishna did nothing wrong

Barry Shitpeas
Dec 17, 2003

there is no need
to be upset

Winner POTM July 2013

maybe he just likes fat ladies

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

It's to remember his grandfather. And the struggle his Grandmother went through after Operation Market Garden

Sandwolf
Jan 23, 2007

i'll be harpo


Soulex posted:

It's to remember his grandfather. And the struggle his Grandmother went through after Operation Market Garden

Do you mean the Nuremberg Trials?

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

Sandwolf posted:

Do you mean the Nuremberg Trials?

He's Dutch isn't he?

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brocked
Oct 25, 2005

All shall love me and despair!
just realized that Halloween is on a Saturday this year, hopefully we see more of this nonsense:


(don't know why Steve Bruce was wearing a Chelsea shirt there)

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