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list your height as 6'9" because gently caress anyone who cares about it, honestly
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Do it ironically posted:Also, the blazers are going to suck this season. Maybe this is why you can't get dates.
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Aug 6, 2015 21:45
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paco650 posted:list your height as 6'9" because gently caress anyone who cares about it, honestly also, instead of posting pictures of yourself, just post pictures of your more attractive older brother who went to a better college than you and isn't a disappointment to his parents like you are
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Cnut the Great posted:also, instead of posting pictures of yourself, just post pictures of your more attractive older brother who went to a better college than you and isn't a disappointment to his parents like you are dont dox me you g*ddamn troll
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Aug 6, 2015 21:48
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Do it ironically posted:with a basketball avatar, I assume you're above avergae height (5'8''+) so you're probably not effected by this, so if you could kindly keep your opinion to yourself that would be appreciated. Yeah and yeah.
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Aug 6, 2015 21:56
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Delta Echo posted:Don't worry it's only a relationship of sorts and it's based upon sex. yeah, it's just based on sex, and them doing exactly what you say if they ever want to see their family again
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Aug 6, 2015 21:57
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I go on tinder dates, and then force my date to listen to my mixtape Its good publicity "Listen to this track, bitch!"
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Coolness Averted posted:yeah, it's just based on sex, and them doing exactly what you say if they ever want to see their family again bitches would trade a year of beta for one night of alpha
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Aug 6, 2015 23:23
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i gotta say i was skeptical at first but dating 10 years down so far seems like fukkin' cheat codes. (I'm mid 30's so no  )whatever 25 year old guys are doing or not doing it's basically priming them to be blown away by just what i consider normal courtly date type poo poo like paying for a movie or holding/opening doors or cooking a real dinner at my place before we blow each other or w/e. or maybe i'm just dating ladies who just got treated bad regardless of their suitor age, IDK, small sample size. also being actual 6'2" 350 lbs  don't hurt
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Aug 7, 2015 00:06
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Seriously OKC why do you keep showing me women who are looking for guys who are single, i'm not loving single you know this
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Aug 7, 2015 00:17
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LethalGeek posted:Seriously OKC why do you keep showing me women who are looking for guys who are single, i'm not loving single you know this The bigger problem is it keeps showing me fatasses when my preferences clearly say "anorexic"
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Aug 7, 2015 01:51
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LethalGeek posted:Seriously OKC why do you keep showing me women who are looking for guys who are single, i'm not loving single you know this trade you, other than the child molestees/molesters continuing the cycle it's all couples exclusively looking for their unicorn. Naturally they all advertise on their wife's profile, while not being set as non single women "looking exclusively for women." Like are they hoping to find the bi-chick who secretly patrols as a single dude as their profile?
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I always get a chuckle out of short guys going out of their way to qualify their five feet whatever height as average.
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Otisburg posted:i gotta say i was skeptical at first but dating 10 years down so far seems like fukkin' cheat codes. (I'm mid 30's so no im 41, dated a 29yo last night who said she wont date guys near her age because they are mostly immature and not on the same level Coming from my area i can believe it and hey, who am i to argue? 
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Aug 7, 2015 03:39
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ROFLBOT posted:im 41, dated a 29yo last night who said she wont date guys near her age because they are mostly immature and not on the same level She's probably a low-earner and looking for a sugar daddy.
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ROFLBOT posted:im 41, dated a 29yo last night who said she wont date guys near her age because they are mostly immature and not on the same level lol you are in for a world of hurt buddy
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quote:Would you ever eat something out of the trash?
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enraged_camel posted:She's probably a low-earner quote:and looking for a sugar daddy.
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ROFLBOT posted:she's in for a shock then... what kind of shock 
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LethalGeek posted:Seriously OKC why do you keep showing me women who are looking for guys who are single, i'm not loving single you know this
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Portland has no shortage of weird nerds and some of them actually take the whole "being healthy" thing seriously. Most are totally fat though yah. Had one that brought up the whole fat acceptance thing and I'm all nope.
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Otisburg posted:i gotta say i was skeptical at first but dating 10 years down so far seems like fukkin' cheat codes. (I'm mid 30's so no Welcome to "the wall". Women in the 25+ range start to get increasingly desperate for someone to make babby. Men in the 25+ range have saved up enough to get a decent car, maybe a decent gaming rig. Who needs bitches? It gets increasingly easy to find dates (who want to use you for your resources, wrap it up). ROFLBOT posted:im 41, dated a 29yo last night who said she wont date guys near her age because they are mostly immature and not on the same level Literally take the used condom home with you.
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enraged_camel posted:She's probably a low-earner and looking for a sugar daddy. Yep "Wow, all these young women are horny for my hot older fart body, what are these young guys doing wrong?" What they are doing wrong is not having money ElGroucho fucked around with this message at 16:24 on Aug 7, 2015 |
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revdrkevind posted:Welcome to "the wall". Lmao, just lmao
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revdrkevind posted:Literally take the used condom home with you.
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you see if he merely wrapped it and threw it in the garbage or flushed it* she could snake it from the toilet's p-trap (how apropos) and misuse his genetic material *don't do this
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I thought sperm dies almost instantly in air.
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notZaar posted:I thought sperm dies almost instantly in air. This is why you stick to cumshots
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Shumagorath posted:you see if he merely wrapped it and threw it in the garbage or flushed it* she could snake it from the toilet's p-trap (how apropos) and misuse his genetic material Fixed
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LethalGeek posted:LOL what I was just making a joke and pointing to the fact that thinking you're going to play sugar daddy for a little fun is a loving awful idea for a lot of reasons. Haha no, I am actually an evil misogynist pig!
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Spermjacking sluts are no joke man Remember the story of that girl takin the used condom out of the trash and turkey basting the cum into her vagina. poo poo is real.
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revdrkevind posted:I was just making a joke and pointing to the fact that thinking you're going to play sugar daddy for a little fun is a loving awful idea for a lot of reasons.
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Aug 7, 2015 18:41
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these red pills are delicious just like cowboy curtis fed neo in the hit film the matrix
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vyst posted:Spermjacking sluts are no joke man
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I take the condom home in my pocket. Sometimes they call to ask what happened to it.
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Otisburg posted:these red pills are delicious just like cowboy curtis fed neo in the hit film the matrix Curtis a true midnight cowboy
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revdrkevind posted:Women in the 25+ range start to get increasingly desperate for someone to make babby. yep
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Darth123123 posted:money solves all shortness problems No man They like these older guys because they are some how classier than guys 10 years younger than them; They wear bespoke clothing and treat a woman proper and everything No way it could possibly them having an established career and a lady ready to settle down with some boring middle management gently caress over tanned-rear end Marco the surfer stoner with the nice balls
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