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oh no blimp issue: Feb 23, 2011

how can i call a website api from some jquery?

# ? Aug 6, 2015 23:39

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bobbilljim: May 29, 2013; this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me

echopenis use shopify

# ? Aug 6, 2015 23:44

bobbilljim: May 29, 2013; this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me

but definitely dont use wysiwyg web page editors i hate them with a passion

# ? Aug 6, 2015 23:45

Valeyard: Mar 30, 2012; Grimey Drawer

Awia posted:

how can i call a website api from some jquery?

just a regular old restful api? like doing GETs to endpoints?

# ? Aug 6, 2015 23:51

oh no blimp issue: Feb 23, 2011

Valeyard posted:

just a regular old restful api? like doing GETs to endpoints?

yeah, i wanna do a get at the steamapi and get a load of json back, but the console shits "No 'Access-Control-Allow-Origin' header is present on the requested resource. Origin 'null' is therefore not allowed access." at me

# ? Aug 6, 2015 23:53

Valeyard: Mar 30, 2012; Grimey Drawer

Awia posted:

yeah, i wanna do a get at the steamapi and get a load of json back, but the console shits "No 'Access-Control-Allow-Origin' header is present on the requested resource. Origin 'null' is therefore not allowed access." at me

oh right yeah that is the javascript sandboxing security kicking in

the easiest way around it is for steam to change the header (which wont happen) or a really hacky way is to use something like http://crossorigin.me/ (or your own server) to bounce all the requests off of. which should be fine if its a personal project

Valeyard fucked around with this message at 00:02 on Aug 7, 2015

# ? Aug 6, 2015 23:59

oh no blimp issue: Feb 23, 2011

Valeyard posted:

oh right yeah that is the javascript sandboxing security kicking in

the easiest way around it is for steam to change the header (which wont happen) or a really hacky way is to use something like http://crossorigin.me/ (or your own server) to bounce all the requests off of. which should be fine if its a personal project

ah, sweet, thanks!

# ? Aug 7, 2015 00:20

Corla Plankun: May 8, 2007; improve the lives of everyone

ShimaTetsuo posted:

hope you enjoy reading 10 papers to code up a tiny algorithm yourself every single day

implementing sick algos from papes is literally my favorite thing in life

# ? Aug 7, 2015 00:42

ShimaTetsuo: Sep 9, 2001; Maximus Quietus

Corla Plankun posted:

implementing sick algos from papes is literally my favorite thing in life

well me too but if youre the kind of clown who uses python you probably cant even read so

# ? Aug 7, 2015 00:46

Soricidus: Oct 21, 2010; freedom-hating statist shill

ShimaTetsuo posted:

well me too but if youre the kind of clown who uses python you probably cant even read so

actually i use python and i'll have you know i have a degree in literature

wait

that's not a good thing in this context is it

# ? Aug 7, 2015 01:02

Papes: Apr 13, 2010; There's always something at the bottom of the bag.

Corla Plankun posted:

implementing sick algos from papes is literally my favorite thing in life

glad I could bring some enjoyment into your otherwise miserable life :mrgw:

# ? Aug 7, 2015 04:00

Corla Plankun: May 8, 2007; improve the lives of everyone

Papes posted:

glad I could bring some enjoyment into your otherwise miserable life

# ? Aug 7, 2015 04:13

Symbolic Butt: Mar 22, 2009; (_!_); Buglord

if you're a statistician and you're like "I don't care about stuff like data structures or strings" then sure R is better than python

other than that then lol

also maybe it's just me but R is noticeably slower compared to matlab and python. like I'm pretty sure trivial examples you'd get the same speed, but if it's like more than 100 lines it gets abysmal slow

r doesn't scale or some poo poo

# ? Aug 7, 2015 05:53

echinopsis: Apr 13, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

bobbilljim posted:

echopenis use shopify

I'll look into it, but it's a website for resuscitation training there is no product to buy online, just info and contact details

# ? Aug 7, 2015 07:46

Vanadium: Jan 8, 2005

ConanTheLibrarian posted:

I wrote my first python script in a professional context today

the indentation was 5 spaces

what the gently caress is it with Professional Contexts and odd-number-sized indentation

I don't think I've seen an open source project where people do that poo poo

# ? Aug 7, 2015 08:50

Soricidus: Oct 21, 2010; freedom-hating statist shill

if your indents aren't prime then you bring shame upon your ancestors and your village

# ? Aug 7, 2015 09:49

Vanadium: Jan 8, 2005

2 is prime, so just use that if 4 is too much of a commitment

# ? Aug 7, 2015 11:54

compuserved: Mar 20, 2006; Nap Ghost

Symbolic Butt posted:

if you're a statistician and you're like "I don't care about stuff like data structures or strings" then sure R is better than python

other than that then lol

also maybe it's just me but R is noticeably slower compared to matlab and python. like I'm pretty sure trivial examples you'd get the same speed, but if it's like more than 100 lines it gets abysmal slow

r doesn't scale or some poo poo

this has been my experience as well

# ? Aug 7, 2015 13:08

karms: Jan 22, 2006; by Nyc_Tattoo; Yam Slacker

back to the discussion of code styles someone should invent an ide that you can flip the style formatter one for yourself and one for the goobers who dont understand that your style is so much better than theirs so you can commit the ugly poo poo but read e/thing in the best style ie yours. give me a milion dollars

Vanadium posted:

2 is prime, so just use that if 4 is too much of a commitment

but 4 is double prime i dont see the problem???

# ? Aug 7, 2015 15:02

Shaggar: Apr 26, 2006

Awia posted:

how can i call a website api from some jquery?

VERY CAREFULLY!

# ? Aug 7, 2015 15:03

bobbilljim: May 29, 2013; this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me

echinopsis posted:

I'll look into it, but it's a website for resuscitation training there is no product to buy online, just info and contact details

oh I have misunderstanded your post. mayb do what those other posters said. also bootstrap is good

# ? Aug 7, 2015 15:09

oh no blimp issue: Feb 23, 2011

Shaggar posted:

VERY CAREFULLY!

javascript and jquery is bad so it seems much harder than it should be

# ? Aug 7, 2015 16:50

Shaggar: Apr 26, 2006

welcome to web development

# ? Aug 7, 2015 17:16

Shaggar: Apr 26, 2006

these problems were solved in real development decades ago and web developers rejected those solutions in favor of no solutions

# ? Aug 7, 2015 17:17

Luigi Thirty: Apr 30, 2006; Emergency confection port.

we need a final solution to the JavaScript problem imo

# ? Aug 7, 2015 17:32

Captain Foo: May 11, 2004; we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

Luigi Thirty posted:

we need a final solution to the JavaScript problem imo

unacceptable keyword

# ? Aug 7, 2015 17:52

DONT THREAD ON ME: Oct 1, 2002; by Nyc_Tattoo; Floss Finder

Luigi Thirty posted:

we need a final solution to the JavaScript problem imo

Schindler's array

# ? Aug 7, 2015 17:54

Captain Foo: May 11, 2004; we vibin'
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we dyin'

MALE SHOEGAZE posted:

Schindler's array

ayy lmao

# ? Aug 7, 2015 17:55

triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

MALE SHOEGAZE posted:

Schindler's array

# ? Aug 7, 2015 18:38

Soricidus: Oct 21, 2010; freedom-hating statist shill

client side, server side, genocide

# ? Aug 7, 2015 18:41

Captain Foo: May 11, 2004; we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

Soricidus posted:

client side, server side, genocide

# ? Aug 7, 2015 19:17

Luigi Thirty: Apr 30, 2006; Emergency confection port.

what was the last line of This Ain't Schindler's List

I could have got more out

# ? Aug 7, 2015 20:15

echinopsis: Apr 13, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

bobbilljim posted:

oh I have misunderstanded your post. mayb do what those other posters said. also bootstrap is good

no one else really gave any serious recomendations. ill look at bootstrap

# ? Aug 7, 2015 20:16

Space Whale: Nov 6, 2014

Awia posted:

javascript and jquery is bad so it seems much harder than it should be

I thought that too then I got a gig loving with Kentico.

:mrwhite:

# ? Aug 8, 2015 00:35

Jerry Bindle: May 16, 2003

re: web dev

how can you mock out a get/post API? is there something like java's mockito

JavaScript code:

when("thing/stuff?blerp=hello").thenReturn("<h1>HELLO</h1>"); //mockito pseudocode
when("thing/stuff?blerp=byebye").thenReturn("<h1>BYEBYE</h1>");
$("#bleh").load("thing/stuff?blerp=hello") // loads <div id='bleh'/> with <h1>HELLO</h1>

# ? Aug 8, 2015 01:59

Shaggar: Apr 26, 2006

testing javascript? can you even do that?

# ? Aug 8, 2015 02:03

Notorious b.s.d.: Jan 25, 2003; by Reene

Barnyard Protein posted:

re: web dev

how can you mock out a get/post API? is there something like java's mockito

JavaScript code:

when("thing/stuff?blerp=hello").thenReturn("<h1>HELLO</h1>"); //mockito pseudocode
when("thing/stuff?blerp=byebye").thenReturn("<h1>BYEBYE</h1>");
$("#bleh").load("thing/stuff?blerp=hello") // loads <div id='bleh'/> with <h1>HELLO</h1>

rewrite your app in java

# ? Aug 8, 2015 02:05

Symbolic Butt: Mar 22, 2009; (_!_); Buglord

Shaggar posted:

testing javascript? can you even do that?

I remember trying a few javascript testing libraries for a couple hours and then I decided that node.js's assert was good enough for me.

# ? Aug 8, 2015 02:09

Papes: Apr 13, 2010; There's always something at the bottom of the bag.

Symbolic Butt posted:

I decided that node.js was good enough for me.

# ? Aug 8, 2015 02:31

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Jerry Bindle: May 16, 2003

Notorious b.s.d. posted:

rewrite your app in java

as much as possible of the app will be in java with spring mvc, but i would like to have some ~dynamic web interfaces~. i'm starting to think that having content update without a page reload isn't worth loving around with javascript and jquery

# ? Aug 8, 2015 02:31

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