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Irisi
Feb 18, 2009

dadrips posted:

Entire city blocks have been obliterated and old streets bisected, the most egregious example of which is Argyle Street - once a contiguous road running east to west through the city, it has now been split in the middle leaving its two sides disconnected.

The motorway and bridge have their roots in a Glasgow Corporation-commissioned report from the post-war era, which investigated how to deal with the overcrowded housing and inadequate infrastructure in the inner city. The report's recommendations were never implemented in full, arguably for the better. If it had been, buildings like the Kelvingrove Museum, School of Art and the Royal Infirmary would have all been demolished and replaced with buildings of an unashamedly brutalist nature such as the Anderston Centre.


An offshot of the motorway - dual carriageway called the A803 is notorious for effectively killing an entire community of Glasgow called Springburn, like a particularly vicious Glasgow smile carved across the landscape. They drove it straight through the little area, demolishing whatever stood in its' path and ignoring the industrial areas just up from it that could have benefited from having a big road nearby. The result is a curious one, with softly curved rows of little houses ending abruptly mere metres from the main road with no access to it, sweeping red sandstone tenaments cut off so crudely on either side of the road that you could still see remnants of wallpaper adhering to the new end walls as late as the 1990s. Relatives of mine, that lived on a street perhaps forty metres long and could run in a matter of seconds to each others flats before the construction now found themselves either moved out the district or utterly separated by four lanes of traffic, a central wall and a very few points at which to get from one side to the other.

Fascinating documentary on the destruction and regeneration of Glasgow called Dreaming the Impossible: Unbuilt Britain, if you can ever find it on iPlayer or Netflix, documenting plans meant to revitalise or improve Britain throughout the ages that utterly failed due to their bonkers nature. The section on an 1870 plan to build a 15mile long circular glass walkway completely covering Londons' shopping districts is nicely mental too.

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Shifty Pony
Dec 28, 2004

Up ta somethin'


Do horrible landscaping failures belong here as well? Because it seems that some of the builders in my area have decided that vast spans of gravel and a single sad lonely tree is the best way to do a yard.

killer_robot
Aug 26, 2006
Grimey Drawer
I'm kind of surprised that this monstrosity of brutalism isn't mentioned in these threads, leaky, draft, and so out of place on campus it drew rumors of being designed as a student riot invincible bunker when it was built in the 60's.







It got demolished a few years ago and Madison's campus was vastly improved for it.

killer_robot fucked around with this message at 02:34 on Jul 26, 2015

value-brand cereal
May 2, 2008

Shifty Pony posted:

Do horrible landscaping failures belong here as well? Because it seems that some of the builders in my area have decided that vast spans of gravel and a single sad lonely tree is the best way to do a yard.



Let me guess: California? Because less to water during drought, and less to burn during wild fires. Or maybe Texas. My abuelita had a rock garden she was very proud of.

Shifty Pony
Dec 28, 2004

Up ta somethin'


Wedemeyer posted:

Let me guess: California? Because less to water during drought, and less to burn during wild fires. Or maybe Texas. My abuelita had a rock garden she was very proud of.

Austin Texas. Xeriscaping can be pretty, but too many people seem to think that just throwing down a barren crushed aggregate is all you have to do. Look at how boring that yard is, and it is pretty much unusable for anything because walking or playing on crushed stone sucks. Here the climate is wet enough that there are myriad ways to have a pretty and usable yard that needs zero watering but I think builders go with the rock yards out of laziness and because crushed rock is a hell of a lot easier to get a hold of than 3ksqft of buffalograss sod or worse waiting for a Habiturf lawn to establish itself from seed.

Cyril Sneer
Aug 8, 2004

Life would be simple in the forest except for Cyril Sneer. And his life would be simple except for The Raccoons.

Ya, the other pictures looked pretty bad but I think this is great.

Jusupov
May 24, 2007
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Cyril Sneer posted:

Ya, the other pictures looked pretty bad but I think this is great.

Too bad that that's supposed to be indoors.

toanoradian
May 31, 2011


The happiest waffligator
But then who's gonna put snow on the tables?

smackfu
Jun 7, 2004

Shifty Pony posted:

Austin Texas. Xeriscaping can be pretty, but too many people seem to think that just throwing down a barren crushed aggregate is all you have to do. Look at how boring that yard is, and it is pretty much unusable for anything because walking or playing on crushed stone sucks. Here the climate is wet enough that there are myriad ways to have a pretty and usable yard that needs zero watering but I think builders go with the rock yards out of laziness and because crushed rock is a hell of a lot easier to get a hold of than 3ksqft of buffalograss sod or worse waiting for a Habiturf lawn to establish itself from seed.

With that house design, you are basically supposed to ignore the front yard.

Fragrag
Aug 3, 2007
The Worst Admin Ever bashes You in the head with his banhammer. It is smashed into the body, an unrecognizable mass! You have been struck down.

I was in Venice several weeks earlier. That bridge connects Piazzale Roma, where most tourists arrive by motor vehicle, with the train station and rest of Venice. That's a poo poo ton of heavy luggage going over the bridge without a ramp. It was bad enough that porters on both sides were offering (overpriced) services just to carry luggage over it.

smackfu
Jun 7, 2004

Venice loves bridges with steps, so you are pretty screwed with heavy luggage regardless (unless you get to your hotel via water taxi.)

Tyroned
Feb 21, 2003

I like dinosaurs.

killer_robot posted:

I'm kind of surprised that this monstrosity of brutalism isn't mentioned in these threads, leaky, draft, and so out of place on campus it drew rumors of being designed as a student riot invincible bunker when it was built in the 60's.







It got demolished a few years ago and Madison's campus was vastly improved for it.

Have you ever been to Madison? The Humanities building is very much still there.

Olympic Mathlete
Feb 25, 2011

:h:


Freudian posted:

Hah, my old university started planning its next accommodation halls, and the Earth Sciences department helpfully pointed out that the ground wasn't great to build on. So of course they built anyway. And M block promptly had to be torn down due to subsidence. What exactly is the point of paying geologists to exist on the same campus as you if you don't actually listen to their geological advice?

...we have a fairly large engineering department on campus which has links to multiple enormous multi-national engineering companies (as in they have departments on campus) and we outsource our engineering to companies we have no links with. Because the finance department enjoys pissing away millions needlessly.

Splizwarf
Jun 15, 2007
It's like there's a soup can in front of me!

That's 95% of all houses in seasonal beachfront towns. When the house is empty the rest of the year and then rented all summer, usually by multiple parties, yard maintenance is on nobody's to-do list.

The tree is a sad surprise though.

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



Splizwarf posted:

That's 95% of all houses in seasonal beachfront towns. When the house is empty the rest of the year and then rented all summer, usually by multiple parties, yard maintenance is on nobody's to-do list.

The tree is a sad surprise though.

What's sad to me is the lack of natural light for that house (looks like a duplex?).

And that tree is mostly likely a shrub. I have one very similar in the flowerbed along my garage. It was there when I bought the place five years ago, and it's still the same size as the one in the picture.

nm
Jan 28, 2008

"I saw Minos the Space Judge holding a golden sceptre and passing sentence upon the Martians. There he presided, and around him the noble Space Prosecutors sought the firm justice of space law."

flosofl posted:

What's sad to me is the lack of natural light for that house (looks like a duplex?).

And that tree is mostly likely a shrub. I have one very similar in the flowerbed along my garage. It was there when I bought the place five years ago, and it's still the same size as the one in the picture.

If thats a south or west facing wall in a hot place there is a very good reason for that. (Lives in a top floor southwest facing apartment with lots of windows and hates life)

smackfu
Jun 7, 2004

nm posted:

If thats a south or west facing wall in a hot place there is a very good reason for that. (Lives in a top floor southwest facing apartment with lots of windows and hates life)

Yeah, it's a pretty common modernist design. Back wall would be large windows, street-facing wall would be either wide short windows high up (like in the photo) or tall narrow windows. Besides issues with the sun, it's also for privacy.

Accretionist
Nov 7, 2012
I BELIEVE IN STUPID CONSPIRACY THEORIES
[London's] ‘Death Ray’ Skyscraper Stands Accused of Blowing People Over



quote:

Already infamous for its curved facade that ignited fires in adjacent buildings and melted nearby cars basking in its reflected sunlight, the Walkie Talkie skyscraper in London is now being blamed for toppling signs, overturning food carts and even knocking passers-by off their feet. Dubbed ‘Walkie Scorchie’ as well as the ‘Death Ray’ during its last public debacle, critics may need a new name for this building more suited to its fresh source of infamy.

...

A worker at a local retail outlet told The Times: “It has only really been windy since the Walkie Talkie has been here. When they were building it and there were the building works going on, it was fine. But ever since they’ve completed it, the wind really picked up.”

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ANAmal.net
Mar 2, 2002


100% digital native web developer
That building owns and I love the fact that it's rebelling against its creators by knocking them over and setting their things on fire.

Accretionist
Nov 7, 2012
I BELIEVE IN STUPID CONSPIRACY THEORIES

ANAmal.net posted:

That building owns and I love the fact that it's rebelling against its creators by knocking them over and setting their things on fire.

I've read that the architect has the same problem with a building in Vegas which attacks the pool area every day.

Accretionist fucked around with this message at 12:59 on Jul 29, 2015

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Square buildings are boring, what if we made them curved? Oh, right then.

C.M. Kruger
Oct 28, 2013
It's the next level of spite house technology.

fuctifino
Jun 11, 2001

quote:

An exceptional re-working of a 1936 grade II listed gamekeeper's cottage (by William Curtis Green, architect of the Dorchester Hotel foyer) with Arts and Crafts stylistic elements blended with a contemporary modernist extension (by Plymouth based Architects Form Design).

Keepers Cottage has been comprehensively updated whilst preserving its period integrity. The house's current owners have added a spectacular and dynamic ground floor floating glass extension as the main living space, inspired by the innovative architectural style of John Poulson.
http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-49818115.html




e: forgot to add I hate every bit of the extension.

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle





The original house has really tiny windows. Unusually tiny windows. Obviously the tiny windows drove them mad.

Computer viking
May 30, 2011
Now with less breakage.

Eh, I don't mind that. Unlike some of the atrocious glass monsters eating old buildings we've seen in here, it's cleanly off to the side and appears to be actually practical for the intended use. Also unlike those, it looks almost understated - it's just a room wrapped in a minimal amount of exterior, and small enough to not even be visible from several angles.

That doesn't mean I think it's pretty, mind you. More "inoffensive".

Decrepus
May 21, 2008

In the end, his dominion did not touch a single poster.


Angela Christine posted:

The original house has really tiny windows. Unusually tiny windows. Obviously the tiny windows drove them mad.

The extension is perfect for spotting the enemy army and the house perfect to fire arrows at them from.

City of Tampa
May 6, 2007

by zen death robot

actually this is dope, but they should conceal the extension more with trees and bigass bushes. if that extension was a surprise it would be cool.

The Skeleton King
Jul 16, 2011

Right now undead are at the top of my shit list. Undead are complete fuckers. Those geists are fuckers. Necromancers are fuckers. Necrosavants are big time fuckers. Skeletons aren't too bad except when they bleed everyone in the company. Zombos are at least not too bad.


That house has some tiny windows, so I can see why they made that extension. It must be really gloomy in there, especially on cloudy days. It still could have been done better.

gvibes
Jan 18, 2010

Leading us to the promised land (i.e., one tournament win in five years)

Accretionist posted:

Palette Cleanser: The Cathedral of Learning










I look at that, and then I look at this thread, and I think, "Don't trust any architect under 130,." "Why?"

It's part of the state university in Pittsburgh and was built in the 30s for $10m, or, in 2015 dollars, ~$130m. If I ever win a very large lottery, America's getting another one.

It is also the tallest educational structure in the western hemisphere and was apparently the site of some good powerwasher porn in 2007 when this happened:




Interior shot:



I feel like it's straight out of some utopian alternate reality where threads like this don't exist. Look at it. Look at it.
Isn't there some awesome photo from the top of this looking down at a baseball game or something?

e:

Went to a wedding reception recently at a Carnegie museum by there that was ridiculous. The church the ceremony was at was also pretty awesome.

gvibes fucked around with this message at 08:50 on Jul 30, 2015

Roy
Sep 24, 2007

idgi

That's really nice. The original house is 100% intact, and the extension is entirely separate from it.

AdvancesMONKEY
Mar 30, 2010

by Lowtax
It has a glass hallway thing, which is awesome, just like the house and its modern extension are loving awesome and if I had 600,000 pounds and then some more thousands of the things, I would buy it right now.

GlassEye-Boy
Jul 12, 2001

gvibes posted:

Isn't there some awesome photo from the top of this looking down at a baseball game or something?

e:

Went to a wedding reception recently at a Carnegie museum by there that was ridiculous. The church the ceremony was at was also pretty awesome.

The photo you posted is in the post you quoted. :)

Munin
Nov 14, 2004


Angela Christine posted:

The original house has really tiny windows. Unusually tiny windows. Obviously the tiny windows drove them mad.

If you click through on the property listing you'll see that the house has a nice porch and large windows at the back. Way to be welcoming and friendly.

I initially thought how the house was way ugly and the extension was, if anything, better but if you look at the other pics I reassessed that slightly.

Accretionist
Nov 7, 2012
I BELIEVE IN STUPID CONSPIRACY THEORIES
Houston in the '80s :stare:





It's better now but still, yeesh:

Tumblr of scotch
Mar 13, 2006

Please, don't be my neighbor.

Accretionist posted:

Houston in the '80s :stare:





It's better now but still, yeesh:

You can see the black building in the first picture near the middle of the second so it looks like they just replaced the parking lots with some more skyscrapers. :v:

Elukka
Feb 18, 2011

For All Mankind
80's Houston kinda resembles 40's Hiroshima at a glance.

Collateral Damage
Jun 13, 2009

Accretionist posted:

Houston in the '80s :stare:


This looks like Sim City when you've just zoned a commercial area and you only have mom and pop shops and parking lots yet.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Elukka posted:

80's Houston kinda resembles 40's Hiroshima at a glance.

Hiroshima didn't get as hot though.

MikeJF
Dec 20, 2003




Houston in the 80s looks horrifying... but on the other hand, a part of me is going 'Oh yeah having parking like that would make driving in to work SO much easier'.

I mean, our cities are basically in a perpetual parking crisis. They did deal with it...

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Threadkiller Dog
Jun 9, 2010
Is downtown Houston really that tiny? I'm kinda surprised actually.

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