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Root Bear posted:We'll call it even if I can just have some of that big sandwich. Root Bear, I'd like to be alone with the sandwhich.
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Writer Cath posted:It's my first day! I didn't do it.
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Aug 7, 2015 14:50
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Mister Kingdom posted:I didn't do it. Ladies and gentlemen: the "I didn't do it" goon.
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Aug 7, 2015 15:05
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TMMadman posted:Ladies and gentlemen: the "I didn't do it" goon. Woozle Wuzzle?
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Aug 7, 2015 15:47
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The Nastier Nate posted:Root Bear, I'd like to be alone with the sandwhich. ...Are you going to eat it?
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Aug 7, 2015 16:27
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TMMadman posted:Stomach...churning! You know that feeling you get when a thousand knives of fire are stabbing you in the heart? I got that right now. Ooo, bacon!
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Aug 7, 2015 17:34
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IMJack posted:You know that feeling you get when a thousand knives of fire are stabbing you in the heart? I got that right now. Send a ham to his widow.
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Aug 7, 2015 17:59
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JohnnyCanuck posted:...Are you going to eat it? Yes. 
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Aug 7, 2015 19:14
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:Woozle Wuzzle? B'oh!
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Aug 7, 2015 23:10
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Gaim? What's a gaim?
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Aug 8, 2015 00:31
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Mister Kingdom posted:B'oh! Sorry M.K., but I'm having trouble with this character. Is he supposed to have some kind of a nuerological impairment, like Rain Man or Awakenings? I mean, what the hell am I doing here?!
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Aug 8, 2015 04:11
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:Woozle Wuzzle? Woozle Wuzzle? That's something that would play well out in the sticks, but not somewhere as refined as Capital City! 
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Class3KillStorm posted:Sorry M.K., but I'm having trouble with this character. Is he supposed to have some kind of a nuerological impairment, like Rain Man or Awakenings? I mean, what the hell am I doing here?! One more outburst and I'll send you back to the big leagues! 
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Aug 8, 2015 14:59
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After The War posted:One more outburst and I'll send you back to the big leagues! Aren't we gonna see any washed-up major leaguers?
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Aug 8, 2015 19:26
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Boardroom Jimmy posted:Aren't we gonna see any washed-up major leaguers? Do you want to know the terrifying truth, or do you want to see me sock a few dingers? 
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Aug 8, 2015 20:21
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TMMadman posted:Ladies and gentlemen: the "I didn't do it" goon. He's fat!
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Aug 8, 2015 22:42
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Weren't there three Indians last year?
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Aug 8, 2015 23:17
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Luigi Thirty posted:Weren't there three Indians last year? Wait a second... that crash test dummy is moving.... 
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Aug 8, 2015 23:38
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Jerusalem posted:Wait a second... that crash test dummy is moving.... This exhibit is closed!
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Aug 8, 2015 23:48
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Jerusalem posted:Wait a second... that crash test dummy is moving.... Did that butter churner move?....cause if it did....
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Aug 9, 2015 05:01
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The Nastier Nate posted:Did that butter churner move?....cause if it did.... Is that my good butter? Can't discuss that now, Marge! I have to write another delicious memo!
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Aug 9, 2015 11:06
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Now that's a load of rich creamery butter.
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:Now that's a load of rich creamery butter. We take eighteen ounces of sizzling ground beef, and soak it in rich, creamery butter, then we top it off with bacon, ham, and a fried egg. We call it "The Good Morning Burger".
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Aug 9, 2015 17:06
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Do over Ham posted:Is that my good butter? - You have 30 minutes to move your car. - You have ten minutes. - Your car has been impounded. - Your car has been crushed into a cube. - You have 30 minutes to move your cube.
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Aug 9, 2015 17:14
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Root Bear posted:- You have 30 minutes to move your car. Thank you for calling the Parking Violations Bureau. To plead 'not guilty,' press one now. Thank you. Your plea has been - Rejected. You will be assessed the full fine plus a small - Large lateness penalty. Please wait by your vehicle between 9:00 a.m. and 5:00 p.m. for parking officer Steve - Grabowski.
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Aug 9, 2015 17:56
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TMMadman posted:Thank you for calling the Parking Violations Bureau. To plead 'not guilty,' press one now. During your visit, your vehicle will be subject to numerous break-ins.
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Aug 9, 2015 23:51
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IMJack posted:During your visit, your vehicle will be subject to numerous break-ins. Smashy smashy!
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Monday_ posted:Smashy smashy! Gas brake honk! Gas brake honk! Honk honk punch! Gas gas gas!
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Aug 10, 2015 00:48
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BigDave posted:Gas brake honk! 
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Aug 10, 2015 01:28
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You look like you could tell me where I could get some tang. SHUT UP!
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Aug 10, 2015 01:40
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I'm tired of running away, Did Braveheart run away? Did Payback run away? It's time we showed those suits what we're made of! 
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Jerusalem posted:You look like you could tell me where I could get some tang. Hey, Clinton! Get back to work! 
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Aug 10, 2015 02:10
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Do over Ham posted:Hey, Clinton! Get back to work! Make me!  
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Aug 10, 2015 02:20
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After The War posted:One more outburst and I'll send you back to the big leagues! Quiet After The War, or I will bust you down to Sergeant so fast your head will spin. 
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Jerusalem posted:You look like you could tell me where I could get some tang. Check with the FBI! I have a file! I HAVE A FIIIILLLLEEEE! 
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Aug 10, 2015 03:22
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IMJack posted:During your visit, your vehicle will be subject to numerous break-ins. Is it about my Cube? 
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BigDave posted:Check with the FBI! I have a file! I HAVE A FIIIILLLLEEEE! 
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Neddy Seagoon posted:Is it about my Cube? Well, where's my Dad? Well, it should be obvious to even the most dim-witted individual who holds an advanced degree in hyperbolic topology, n'gee, that Homer Simpson has stumbled into...[the lights go off] the third dimension. [turning the lights back on] Sorry. [drawing on a blackboard] Here is an ordinary square -- Whoa, whoa -- slow down, egghead! -- but suppose we exte-end the square beyond the two dimensions of our universe (along the hypothetical Z axis, there). [gasps] This forms a three-dimensional object known as a "cube", or a "Frinkahedron" in honor of its discoverer, n'hey, n'hey. Help me! Are you helping me, or are you going on and on? Oh, right. And, of course, within, we find the doomed individual.
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Do over Ham posted:Quiet After The War, or I will bust you down to Sergeant so fast your head will spin. ...and that's how I earned the Iron Cross. 
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After The War posted:...and that's how I earned the Iron Cross. You never know what you're capable of. I never thought I could shoot down a German plane, but last year I proved myself wrong!
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