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Smythe posted:its literally how squareup works and they prolly (idk) hired they ppl what square product exactly? i thought they made card readers and POSes
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*takes your credit card, swipes it in terminal, looks @ your name* thanks, mr. Fucklord
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PleasureKevin posted:what square product exactly? i thought they made card readers and POSes back in the day idk if they do it nemore it worked in this cool way where u would geotag you store and ppl wioth the square app could pay on their phone without itneracting. the app would verify that you were indeed inside of the store and they could ring you up and you could pay without touching things. i think that product went they way of the dodo some time ago and it didnt work quite right back then tho
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this google thing is prolly similair but i reckon based on their bomb rear end voice detect thing it does the checkout sig with voice instead of via a swipe like sqeareup did. totally pulling this out of my rear end tho hth
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atomicthumbs posted:*takes your credit card, swipes it in terminal, looks @ your name* thanks, mr. Fucklord also bad. this is why apple pay is good.
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Aug 8, 2015 04:14
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I am sure apple pay can show name too lol
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PleasureKevin posted:the scary part is the cashier knowing her name
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contactless payment works fine already and google dont need to reinvent it badly.
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Thanks Ants posted:contactless payment works fine already and google dont need to reinvent it badly. I have to move my magnum sized condoms out of the way every time I get my phone or credit card out so this is perfect for me.
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Yaos posted:I have to move my magnum sized condoms out of the way every time I get my phone or credit card out so this is perfect for me. http://youtu.be/9HilyOLWzrM
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hi i wanna pay with google my name is john smith. gotta run im late for something bye
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sorry for google and the all the other fintech (more like failtech) startups but payments have been solved. there is nothing as fast and as secure as apple pay on the watch
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Aug 9, 2015 07:02
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I'm glad I don't live in america.
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Dodoman posted:I'm glad I don't live in america. we are, too.
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America rules and we don't need whiny scrubs ruining everything
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Shaggar posted:America rules and we don't need whiny scrubs ruining everything im going to come over on a work visa and woo all the hot american honeys with my voice
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Valeyard posted:im going to come over on a work visa and woo all the hot american honeys with my voice uhm this only works if you don't look like spud from trainspotting, sorry
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Valeyard posted:im going to come over on a work visa and woo all the hot american honeys with my voice reality: spending 10 minutes in the supermarket saying "currants" as many different ways as possible before having to describe them as small raisins and, when spelling anything out, "a" will always be heard as "e"
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Aug 9, 2015 16:18
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lol if you dont talk with a buttery smooth received pronunciation accent
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oh and don't even bother asking for "fish", it will never be understood no matter how many times you repeat it. after working in London and Paris for years I actually have a fairly neutral scots accent - the average Glaswegian would be so hosed here
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 : *after 10th time saying fish, makes little swimming fish motion with hand* FISH! : Oh, fish. Why didn't you say?
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Awia posted:lol at scottish people
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Aug 9, 2015 16:35
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"marrh" - scottish word for a reflective surface
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shitface posted:reality: spending 10 minutes in the supermarket saying "currants" as many different ways as possible before having to describe them as small raisins and, when spelling anything out, "a" will always be heard as "e" then the lady behind the counter says "oh, i'm sorry, i didn't understand you because i was distracted by your sexy accent"
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St Evan Echoes posted:"marrh" except I can be understood just about anywhere else I go. france, spain, mexico, south africa, all in the last year, all no problem Wheany posted:then the lady behind the counter says "oh, i'm sorry, i didn't understand you because i was distracted by your sexy accent"  I'm off to the Grand Canyon 
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All of you guys like to have sex with animals
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Wild EEPROM posted:b
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Awia posted:lol at scottish people  theyre not actually people
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shitface posted:I'm off to the Grand Canyon
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shitface posted:I'm off to the Grand Canyon make sure to hike down to Ooh Aah Point it is totally worth it for the view
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I.N.R.I posted:All of you guys like to have sex with animals why else would i buy an android phone ?
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apple is for the gays, android is for the furries
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decent upstanding christians folk use windows mobile or blackberry
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vodkat posted:decent upstanding christians folk use windows mobile or blackberry nobody uses windows mobile
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H.P. Hovercraft posted:make sure to hike down to Ooh Aah Point I did  and it was amazing but I don't think it comes across on camera phone pics  and then down to cedar ridge  then I started to go down more intending to make it the end of the trail but a really huge storm started with some of the worst rain I've ever seen and absolutely the loudest thunder I've ever heard. it was good
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when I was driving back I was passing payson and cottonwood and listening to an old school hiphop channel, then when that broke up I flipped it and a horse with no name was on and I was like
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