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ol qwerty bastard posted:Raccoons are actually highly employable, mainly as weapons designers or auto mechanics. I thought that was going to be an easy Rocket Raccoon joke but I was pleasantly surprised.
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A buddy of mine just shared some jazzy cats on FB: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_jiU2ftwoNk (Looks like a pretty solid channel for cute animal compilations.)
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aas Bandit posted:A buddy of mine just shared some jazzy cats on FB: Reminded me of one of my favorites: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q7_0wBaOBPc That sound doesn't deserve to be covered up by jazz music. (Much as I like jazz.) 
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Dog just had puppies, decides gently caress you I'm adopting these kittens too
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aas Bandit posted:A buddy of mine just shared some jazzy cats on FB: 
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The future is here. And it is adorable: http://absolutebell.tumblr.com/post/126049730806/this-is-strangely-adorable
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How domesticable (is that a word?) are raccoons anyway? They seem pretty tame.RaspberryCommie posted:The future is here. And it is adorable: Someone invent rudimentary AI and touch-sensitive pads already; I want to pat these things
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CommissarMega posted:How domesticable (is that a word?) are raccoons anyway? They seem pretty tame. Ask Japan. 
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CommissarMega posted:How domesticable (is that a word?) are raccoons anyway? They seem pretty tame. A few people keep raccoons as pets but from what I hear it's hard to pull off, they won't learn commands and will escape at the earliest opportunity. Also they are dextrous enough to unscrew jars so unless you're really careful they will get into your household cleaning supplies out of curiosity.
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DarklyDreaming posted:A few people keep raccoons as pets but from what I hear it's hard to pull off, they won't learn commands and will escape at the earliest opportunity. Also they are dextrous enough to unscrew jars so unless you're really careful they will get into your household cleaning supplies out of curiosity. so basically Cats with Thumbs then RaspberryCommie posted:The future is here. And it is adorable: oh jeeze 
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CommissarMega posted:How domesticable (is that a word?) are raccoons anyway? They seem pretty tame. I wouldn't chance it, just check out Raccoon Willie's destruction https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gQmV7GfxBKY in all seriousness Willie is hysterical, pretty sure his owner just posts these for the fun factor
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Kiss Kiss Bang Bang posted:I think he was referring to your raccoon av This and all the other raccoon stuff is making me feel better. It's good to know I have a future as a mechanic. Also: You can domesticate a raccoon, if you're okay with having a clever 15yr+ old toddler with opposable thumbs in your house that thinks it's funny to flush your keys down the toilet (note: It is)
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CommissarMega posted:How domesticable (is that a word?) are raccoons anyway? They seem pretty tame. Back in the 90s, my Oma used to feed raccoons (by hand as well as by catfood bowl). Thems was trainable. The issue right now is finding my scanner. I know my folks have photos. tl;dr: Yes.
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They are absolutely cat-level assholes with opposable thumbs. Be afraid.
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cash crab posted:This and all the other raccoon stuff is making me feel better. It's good to know I have a future as a mechanic. And really, how can you be mad at their little bandit mask faces? Sour patch really missed out on making a raccoon their rear end in a top hat sour/sweet mascot
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I heard someone needed an elephant? How about a baby elephant blowing bubbles? 
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Mother Raccoon teaches kit how to climb a tree: http://youtu.be/oSvT9hIJxwg
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hiddenriverninja posted:Mother Raccoon teaches kit how to climb a tree: Oh god, that's hilarious. Kids.
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hiddenriverninja posted:Mother Raccoon teaches kit how to climb a tree: PHBBT my favourite also, slightly off topic 
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Kiss Kiss Bang Bang posted:I think he was referring to your raccoon av When I was a janitor I'd have to help those guys get out of the dumpsters a few times. A wooden pallet and some leftovers, and they'd be on their way. The little ones would want to climb on you sometimes if you were sharing snacks, but gently caress that.
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There's something about his near-native English and bizarre word stress, his quasi-humorous commentary with completely unnecessary profanity, and the utter mundaneness of the content... weirdly mesmerizing.
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McPantserton posted:Raccoons?! This, right here, is Probable Cause.
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I got some pretty terrible news today. This thread is helping a little bit. I'd like to request animals being clumsy doofuses. I'll get it started. http://i.imgur.com/UAxoKKI.webm
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Safari Disco Lion posted:I got some pretty terrible news today. This thread is helping a little bit. I'd like to request animals being clumsy doofuses. I'll get it started. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g7LQS84IL4U You've probably seen this but still. e:  cash crab has a new favorite as of 16:30 on Aug 9, 2015 |
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CommissarMega posted:How domesticable (is that a word?) are raccoons anyway? They seem pretty tame. Kinda-ish. They'd be better outdoor pets than indoor pets, although most municipalities don't like people keeping them around because they breed pretty fast and are particularly susceptible to rabies.
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Also in a lot of states they're illegal to keep, so good luck finding anyone to vaccinate, fix, out do check ups for you.
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Still wanna wear that
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Humbug Scoolbus posted:Still wanna wear that The Cat in the hat is the hat.
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I think you're looking for the schawwdenfreude thread.
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