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Lincoln`s Wax
May 1, 2000
My other, other car is a centipede filled with vaginas.

cash crab posted:



Would/Wouldn't?

Our local Winn Dixie sold individual cans for $.50. We got one and it is terrible- for some reason Winn Dixie thinks you make funnel cakes with maple syrup because that's the only flavor I could make out- just a really nasty fake maple. If you have a Yankee Candle store at your local mall and have had the misfortune of walking in front of it- that's the flavor. I poured it down the sink and my wife said she could still smell it in the kitchen two days later.

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cowboythreespeech
Dec 28, 2008


lol

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


Lincoln`s Wax posted:

Our local Winn Dixie sold individual cans for $.50. We got one and it is terrible- for some reason Winn Dixie thinks you make funnel cakes with maple syrup because that's the only flavor I could make out- just a really nasty fake maple. If you have a Yankee Candle store at your local mall and have had the misfortune of walking in front of it- that's the flavor. I poured it down the sink and my wife said she could still smell it in the kitchen two days later.

That's the mark of a good soda: immortality

I'm sorry for the artifacting on this one:









GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

~no glitter in the gutter~
~no twilight galaxy~
College Slice

This looks like one of those meals that at first glance resembles a plate of garbage, but probably actually ends up tasting pretty good. I'd take a swing at it.


bangers & mush

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




Dewgy posted:

More soda-chat, Aldi apparently just removed artificial coloring from their orange soda, grape soda, and mountain-dew-alikes.



Neat, like Crystal Pepsi! That should be fu-



:stonklol:

I swear I can remember drinking something that looks like that before. I think it was mystery kool aid.

SymmetryrtemmyS
Jul 13, 2013

I got super tired of seeing your avatar throwing those fuckin' glasses around in the astrology thread so I fixed it to a .jpg

RareAcumen posted:

I swear I can remember drinking something that looks like that before. I think it was mystery kool aid.

Squirt looks pretty much like that. Like Mountain Dew Whiteout, but less opaque.

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




SymmetryrtemmyS posted:

Squirt looks pretty much like that. Like Mountain Dew Whiteout, but less opaque.

Nah, I hate Squirt and all the other yellow sodas. I wouldn't know that though because they're always in green bottles though. Neat!

Anyway, I meant to ask about those deconstructed English breakfast posts because I don't get it.

Kakairo
Dec 5, 2005

In case of emergency, my ass can be used as a flotation device.

cash crab posted:

That's the mark of a good soda: immortality

I'm sorry for the artifacting on this one:








So the plating isn't great on these, but what's wrong with them?

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Kakairo posted:

So the plating isn't great on these, but what's wrong with them?

Strange, the plates look like the most appetizing part of those pics to me.

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012








Pulled pork, bacon, beans and mash in a sundae glass

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


Kakairo posted:

So the plating isn't great on these, but what's wrong with them?

IMO: The first one looks bland and unappetizing and is nothing to be proud of. The second one looks disturbingly wet even without the copious amounts of sauce drizzled over what appears to be a raw pork chop, but I concede that at least it looks like you could eat it without teeth which is always a plus. The last one looks like grey cat turds on damp popcorn floating in urine.

RareAcumen posted:




Pulled pork, bacon, beans and mash in a sundae glass

Probably would, despite the presentation

pentyne
Nov 7, 2012

Gamma Nerd posted:

TWEWY is my favorite game ever but it was just too topical to ignore

It was such a weird bizarre game it was the only DS game I had bought in over a year. Plus leveling the "buttons" was so esoteric it was basically "poo poo, need to level up pedometer-type buttons, time to go for a 90 minute walk."

El Estrago Bonito
Dec 17, 2010

Scout Finch Bitch

RareAcumen posted:



Pulled pork, bacon, beans and mash in a sundae glass

Oh hey, they make this where I work. It's, uh, very popular and supposedly really tasty.

SavTargaryen
Sep 11, 2011

El Estrago Bonito posted:

Oh hey, they make this where I work. It's, uh, very popular and supposedly really tasty.

You've tried it at least once, right?

Kakairo
Dec 5, 2005

In case of emergency, my ass can be used as a flotation device.

cash crab posted:

IMO: The first one looks bland and unappetizing and is nothing to be proud of.

I must too used to British food. That's a pretty standard ham steak and chips meal.

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




Kakairo posted:

I must too used to British food. That's a pretty standard ham steak and chips meal.

I'd totally eat it too, it just doesn't look appetizing compared to most pictures of food though.

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


Kakairo posted:

I must too used to British food. That's a pretty standard ham steak and chips meal.

Is that British looking? That explains a lot. I think I have a deep-seated aversion to it because that's definitely how my dad cooks/plates things. A childhood of boiled food haunts me still.

El Estrago Bonito
Dec 17, 2010

Scout Finch Bitch

SavTargaryen posted:

You've tried it at least once, right?

gently caress no, I watch how all the food gets made and I wouldn't touch anything that didn't get cooked and prepped by us at our grill. Minor League Baseball: not known for it's standards of cleanliness.

Contrecoup
Mar 30, 2015

El Estrago Bonito posted:

Oh hey, they make this where I work. It's, uh, very popular and supposedly really tasty.

It'd be almost impressive if it was bad. That's a bunch of foods that are really hard to screw up and are commonly served together anyway. Just, you know, in a sundae glass instead of on a plate.

Contrecoup has a new favorite as of 21:12 on Aug 9, 2015

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

Which isn't even a bad way of serving it. When you get down to it it's the same principle of a relatively neutral base + layers of flavorful sauces.

Roro
Oct 9, 2012

HOO'S HEAD GOES ALL THE WAY AROUND?

cash crab posted:

Is that British looking? That explains a lot. I think I have a deep-seated aversion to it because that's definitely how my dad cooks/plates things. A childhood of boiled food haunts me still.

It's gammon and chips. Salty and filling, so not bad tasting but that's a sub-par presentation.

gentle pete
Feb 21, 2015

by Nyc_Tattoo

Rigged Death Trap
Feb 13, 2012

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP


"And in around 3 minutes the Bacterial colony should have reproduced enough to produce an edible mass"

SLOSifl
Aug 10, 2002


Japanese glory holes are exactly what I thought.

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology



Sweetie, this is the anti food porn thread, not the skin tag support thread. :) Thanks.

Chard
Aug 24, 2010





I'm having a hard time establishing a sense of scale on this... thing

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


Seriously I need to know what that is because I have trypophobia and I'd like to laugh off how gross that is but I need to know what is so I can shoot it please PLEASE

Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves

That looks like a real....

:siren:Dogs Breakfast:siren:



:downsrim:


I'll just show myself out.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Gridlocked posted:

That looks like a real....

:siren:Dogs BreakfastDinner:siren:



:downsrim:


I'll just show myself out.

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

So, this is what? Japanese style cancerous coral?

EDIT - Even Tineye can't identify this. Do you know how spooky that is when a computer says "I looked at 12 billion images, and nothing looks like that."?

Chinaman7000
Nov 28, 2003

gently caress seriously what is that thing. I won't feel normal again until I know, and I'm not even sure about then.

DJ Fuckboy Supreme
Feb 10, 2011

And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

Jesus who here in tyool 2015 hasn't seen a pig intestine and oatmeal decorative wall hanging smdh

SpaceGoatFarts
Jan 5, 2010

sic transit gloria mundi


Nap Ghost
It seems to be growing out of a small space between wooden panels so I'm guessing it's some kind of pink fungus

boar guy
Jan 25, 2007

CzarChasm posted:

So, this is what? Japanese style cancerous coral?

EDIT - Even Tineye can't identify this. Do you know how spooky that is when a computer says "I looked at 12 billion images, and nothing looks like that."?

it's not food

Oliver Haidutschek
With the Back Against the Wall
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Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free
That kind of makes me want to read Akira again

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


I never thought I'd be happy to read the words "it's not food" and yet here we are

exquisite tea
Apr 21, 2007

Carly shook her glass, willing the ice to melt. "You still haven't told me what the mission is."

She leaned forward. "We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood."



Potato skins and oatmeal? Is that what I'm looking at here?

Rickycat
Nov 26, 2007

by Lowtax

exquisite tea posted:

Potato skins and oatmeal? Is that what I'm looking at here?

thanks to this thread i know just how horrible some people are at cooking so i'm gonna guess someone tried their hand at risotto and garlic bread.

Cavenagh
Oct 9, 2007

Grrrrrrrrr.

cash crab posted:

I never thought I'd be happy to read the words "it's not food" and yet here we are

I was thinking it might be some kind of Sea Squirt.

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cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


^^^

HAHAHAHHA

ngl I am pretty sad my username isn't sea squirt now

exquisite tea posted:

Potato skins and oatmeal? Is that what I'm looking at here?

I'm going with gruel and uh... yeah, maybe garlic bread. Or maybe halved potatoes. Who knows.

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