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Okuyasu Nijimura
May 31, 2015


Naerasa posted:

The only Jojo figure I have is the Statue Legend of Shadow Dio, but it's okay to only have that one figure because it's painfully fabulous. Just look how low his pants are!



:pray: Yeah, that one's excellent.

Good Crazy Diamond, too.

For a while, Amazon kept suggesting a Pt 4 Jotaro backpack to me and I couldn't decide whether I should feel insulted by the suggestion or not. I feel like I'm not there-there yet in terms of Jojo purchases.

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Pomp
Apr 3, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
i bought my roommate a gyro figure and he's her boyfriend now

Johnny Joestar
Oct 21, 2010

Don't shoot him?

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pretty sure that gyro is everyone's boyfriend

dogsicle
Oct 23, 2012

gyro isn't on my sbr boyfriends list, though he is a good guy

Okuyasu Nijimura
May 31, 2015


Agent Kool-Aid posted:

pretty sure that gyro is everyone's boyfriend
Not even up for debate, really.

Skull Servant
Oct 25, 2009
Probation
Can't post for 6 hours!

dogsicle posted:

gyro isn't on my sbr boyfriends list, though he is a good guy

What the gently caress

dogsicle
Oct 23, 2012

1. mountain tim
1. hot pants
3. blackmore
4. johnny
5. soundman

i've aired my dirty laundry

Johnny Joestar
Oct 21, 2010

Don't shoot him?

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look, um, you can have more than 5 boyfriends on your list

Captain Baal
Oct 23, 2010

I Failed At Anime 2022
polygamy is wrong

dogsicle
Oct 23, 2012

Agent Kool-Aid posted:

look, um, you can have more than 5 boyfriends on your list

there are only eight candidates overall but really anything under hot pants is irrelevant

Skull Servant
Oct 25, 2009
Probation
Can't post for 6 hours!
None of those are Gyro?

Skull Servant
Oct 25, 2009
Probation
Can't post for 6 hours!
Gyro is a beautiful man and my boyfriend

dogsicle
Oct 23, 2012

gyro would make the eight, but i feel it is irrelevant. many people in this thread would appreciate him more than i

anyway, i'm busy being obsessed with gappy and joubin, sbr is yesterday's news

PsychoInternetHawk
Apr 4, 2011

Perhaps, if one wishes to remain an individual in the midst of the teeming multitudes, one must make oneself grotesque.
Grimey Drawer

Moltrey posted:




Official or not, Kira's tie is my favorite piece of JoJo merchandise

e: I cannot find any good full pictures of this thing, jesus.

I'm conflicted between the part of me that wants this so bad and the part going "do you really want to dress up as a serial killer hand fetishist doppler dad in public"

I mean the answer is obviously yes, I do, but gotta be honest it's a little weird

dogsicle
Oct 23, 2012

i have never seen the Kira tie for less than $400, which i feel is bigger than any concerns about seeming weird

Bad Seafood
Dec 10, 2010


If you must blink, do it now.
I saw it for $100 somewhere, not including shipping and handling.

dogsicle
Oct 23, 2012

i wish RAH Weather Report would get a price drop like that :negative:

FormerPoster
Aug 5, 2004

Hair Elf

Agent Kool-Aid posted:

look, um, you can have more than 5 boyfriends on your list

Not if you're trying to make a party of boyfriends in Oregon Trail, but then it doesn't matter anyway when D4C makes it possible for all five boyfriends to be Valentine.

My list of boyfriends is utterly unclouded. They are all those of "Valentine."

Josuke Higashikata
Mar 7, 2013


I think it's okay to not have Gyro Zeppeli as your SBR hazubando but only if it's because Diego is your man instead.

Johnny Joestar
Oct 21, 2010

Don't shoot him?

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i mean obviously diego is #1 boyfriend but gyro is kind of a given to be on the list

Telltolin
Apr 4, 2004

i been rereading stone ocean and it really seems like the gore and body horror got cranked up to max in it, i don't recall VA, SBR or JJL so far having nearly as many people getting torn the gently caress up like this, I wonder what the deal is

Fender Anarchist
May 20, 2009

Fender Anarchist

Telltolin posted:

i been rereading stone ocean and it really seems like the gore and body horror got cranked up to max in it, i don't recall VA, SBR or JJL so far having nearly as many people getting torn the gently caress up like this, I wonder what the deal is

I haven't read those exact three parts (well, the very first part of SBR) you mentioned, but of the rest Stone Ocean is easily the most brutal of all of them imo.

Wild Horses
Oct 31, 2012

There's really no meaning in making beetles fight.

Telltolin posted:

i been rereading stone ocean and it really seems like the gore and body horror got cranked up to max in it, i don't recall VA, SBR or JJL so far having nearly as many people getting torn the gently caress up like this, I wonder what the deal is

yeah there's a lot of stuff like pucci's arm exploding when meeting green child for no reason, just because araki seemingly wanted more gore that page. And Jolyne can patch herself up, so everybody's free to cut her up.

WickedHate
Aug 1, 2013

by Lowtax
Has anyone else watched Interview with the Vampire? Does anyone else think Lestat is really really Dio-like?

Bonus: Live action JoJolion.

Zeruel
Mar 27, 2010

Alert: bad post spotted.

WickedHate posted:

Has anyone else watched Interview with the Vampire? Does anyone else think Lestat is really really Dio-like?

Bonus: Live action JoJolion.

German Suplexing-bugs. Never not great.

terrified of my bathroom
Jan 24, 2014

GAY BOATS

dogsicle posted:

1. mountain tim
1. hot pants
3. blackmore
4. johnny
5. soundman

i've aired my dirty laundry

No gyro
No Ringo Roadagain

Literally the worst taste in sbr boyfriends I've ever seen

dogsicle
Oct 23, 2012

bonewitch posted:

No gyro
No Ringo Roadagain

Literally the worst taste in sbr boyfriends I've ever seen

Ringo's facial hair is horrendous, sorry

TheKingofSprings
Oct 9, 2012

dogsicle posted:

1. mountain tim
1. hot pants
3. blackmore
4. johnny
5. soundman

i've aired my dirty laundry

Wasn't hot pants a lady

terrified of my bathroom
Jan 24, 2014

GAY BOATS

dogsicle posted:

Ringo's facial hair is horrendous, sorry

mods??????

mdct
Sep 2, 2011

Tingle tingle kooloo limpah.
These are my magic words.

Don't steal them.

dogsicle posted:

Ringo's facial hair is horrendous, sorry

It's a rad skull you loving plebeian how dare you

Johnny Joestar
Oct 21, 2010

Don't shoot him?

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i'm surrounded by sinners of all varieties

STANKBALLS TASTYLEGS
Oct 12, 2012

The fact that histories hottest world leader hasn't been mentioned yet is kind of a crime in itself.

Johnny Joestar
Oct 21, 2010

Don't shoot him?

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Fiend Computer posted:

The fact that histories hottest world leader hasn't been mentioned yet is kind of a crime in itself.

valentine was brought up, but i'm more appalled by the lack of diego talk. he's like dio except less of an rear end in a top hat that i want to push off of a cliff. it's perfect.

FormerPoster
Aug 5, 2004

Hair Elf

Fiend Computer posted:

The fact that histories hottest world leader hasn't been mentioned yet is kind of a crime in itself.

Naerasa posted:

My list of boyfriends is utterly unclouded. They are all those of "Valentine."

I'll forgive your poor post-reading skills because your heart was in the right place.

Agent Kool-Aid posted:

valentine was brought up, but i'm more appalled by the lack of diego talk. he's like dio except less of an rear end in a top hat that i want to push off of a cliff. it's perfect.

Realizing that the pattern on the side of Dino-Dio actually said 'DIO' was the greatest moment of my life.

dogsicle
Oct 23, 2012

TheKingofSprings posted:

Wasn't hot pants a lady

honorary boyfriend

Arsonist Daria
Feb 27, 2011

Requiescat in pace.
All SBR boyfriends are good boyfriends imo

Zeruel
Mar 27, 2010

Alert: bad post spotted.
This thread needs to be Made-In-Heaven'd. Y'all motherfuckers need Pucci.

terrified of my bathroom
Jan 24, 2014

GAY BOATS
pucci would make an okay boyfriend but hes nowhere near the level of the SBR boyfriends

Bad Seafood
Dec 10, 2010


If you must blink, do it now.

dogsicle posted:

Ringo's facial hair is horrendous, sorry
Letting you off with a warning this time.

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Okuyasu Nijimura
May 31, 2015


Zeruel posted:

This thread needs to be Made-In-Heaven'd. Y'all motherfuckers need Pucci.

Incredible levels of Jojo sin taking place here. All because one person had an incredibly wrong opinion, too.

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