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If Trump makes it all the way to Election Day and wins, instead of politely waiting for the other candidate to concede, he's going to call them first and call them a loser.
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Joementum posted:Here's the Rubio version. I love his childlike enthusiasm when he realizes he can answer the questions. Dammit Rubio, why do you have to come across as a real human being!  That was actually a great clip and probably the most relaxed I've ever seen him.
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Aug 11, 2015 00:16
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Pohl posted:Dammit Rubio, why do you have to come across as a real human being! Yes that's called ' the point ' in some circles
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Aug 11, 2015 00:17
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Takanago posted:If Trump makes it all the way to Election Day and wins, instead of politely waiting for the other candidate to concede, he's going to call them first and call them a loser. He's going to call every Obama political appointee to personally say "You're fired."
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Aug 11, 2015 00:19
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TheDisreputableDog posted:Can anyone in good conscience deny that most feminists are humorless stumps though. Perhaps you should reconsider being such a poo poo, even in as relaxed a subforum as this.
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Aug 11, 2015 00:21
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TheDisreputableDog posted:Can anyone in good conscience deny that most feminists are humorless stumps though. Yes. MRAs are unintentionally hilarious though.
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Aug 11, 2015 00:21
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A Winner is Jew posted:Noted exceptions of course. My privileged, male gaze sort of slides right off these, but I'll take your word for it.
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Aug 11, 2015 00:23
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TheDisreputableDog posted:My privileged, male gaze sort of slides right off these, but I'll take your word for it. I think most of the reason I don't get these is because I don't take a women's studies course at a liberal college
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Aug 11, 2015 00:26
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Mirthless posted:I think most of the reason I don't get these is because I don't take a women's studies course at a liberal college i don't understand young person memes post 2008. Everything has been a blur online since then.
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Aug 11, 2015 00:27
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Who the gently caress cares? Feminism doesn't have to be funny. Y'all acting like he said women aren't funny.
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Aug 11, 2015 00:28
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echronorian posted:Who the gently caress cares? Feminism doesn't have to be funny. Y'all acting like he said women aren't funny. Hey, this guy said something smart
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Aug 11, 2015 00:29
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Trumpelstiltskin: the imp that shows up to extract the price the GOP owes for shackling itself to racists, the religious right, and the birchers back in the 70s-80s.
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Aug 11, 2015 00:30
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Here's the donation limits for 2015-16 federal elections.
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Aug 11, 2015 00:33
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Something Else posted:Hey, this guy said something smart Too bad for Bernie that smart and popular aren't the same things
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Aug 11, 2015 00:34
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Well, if any Rick Perry staffers are in need of a new job, I know someone who's hiring.
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Aug 11, 2015 00:43
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Captain_Maclaine posted:Perhaps you should reconsider being such a poo poo, even in as relaxed a subforum as this. I apologize for bringing down the level of discourse here, in the election erection board.
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Aug 11, 2015 00:44
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blue squares posted:When a Perry staffer says "Live off the land for a while," I fully believe that the Perry campaign is going to be sleeping in tents in the woods and foraging for food. This would get votes for sure.
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Aug 11, 2015 00:46
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Vox Nihili posted:Not a huge fan of Sam Wang. For one thing, he's a neuroscience guy who just does this for fun. For another, he made a huge mistake in 2010 where his model called a race against Harry Reid by a ridiculous margin (99.999% or something) that Harry Reid ultimately won. Maybe his models have improved since then, but that sort of mistake shouldn't happen. Look bro, we've all played X-Com. Sometimes 99%s don't hit.
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Aug 11, 2015 01:04
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Joementum posted:Here's the Rubio version. I love his childlike enthusiasm when he realizes he can answer the questions. This was actually really good and relatable. The Scott Walker one was miserable and I couldn't last through the entire 60 seconds.
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Aug 11, 2015 01:12
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yeah marco rubio is the only candidate that looks like a human being to me on the R side sadly. maybe carson too?
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Aug 11, 2015 01:14
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TheDisreputableDog posted:I apologize for bringing down the level of discourse here, in the election erection board. We take elections, and erections, very seriously here I'll have you know.
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Aug 11, 2015 01:17
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With Carly Fiorina getting the push from the kiddie table debate, that probably knocks Perry down to Lindsey Graham levels of seriousness in the eyes of beltway media and the pollsters. He's toast, and he doesn't need to be in this shitshow of a race to build his reputation since he was Governor basically forever. He'll drop out soon then show up on Fox News as a contributor until he goes to court in a year or so. I wonder if Perry and Christie ever hang out on the trail and talk about how they wish they'd made different decisions in their lives starting in about, oh, spring of 2011.
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Aug 11, 2015 01:23
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Joementum posted:Here's the Rubio version. I love his childlike enthusiasm when he realizes he can answer the questions. He literally got the first question wrong and proved it with the second! "Full name?" "Marco Rubio." Nickname?" "Tony. 'cause my middle name is Anthony."
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Aug 11, 2015 01:46
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OK the idea of Trump getting the Libertarian nomination is making me giddy. Can you imagine how that would completely wreck the down ticket races for Republicans? Edit: I want nothing more from life then to see Trump get the libertarian nomination and appear on the ballot in every state. Three Olives fucked around with this message at 01:53 on Aug 11, 2015 |
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Aug 11, 2015 01:50
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Joementum posted:Here's the Rubio version. I love his childlike enthusiasm when he realizes he can answer the questions. He's quite endearing when he isn't rambling about cat-men.
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Aug 11, 2015 01:52
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Were those filmed at red state? Because the lack of Donald Trump doing one of these is the worst part about him being uninvited.
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Aug 11, 2015 01:54
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Three Olives posted:OK the idea of Trump getting the Libertarian nomination is making me giddy. Can you imagine how that would completely wreck the down ticket races for Republicans? If I were impotent (which I'm not because I'm a real loving man who is real fuckin virile ho yeah) the thought of this would cure it
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Aug 11, 2015 02:00
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Isn't Red State full of right wing crazies and owned by a company controlled by loony evangelical capitalist theocrats? Does anyone ever stop to ask why Donald Trump was going to show up in the first place much less the rest of the legitimate primary candidates? It would be like Hillary Clinton giving a speech to the Communist Party of the United States and everyone thinking it was no big deal because most of them were going to vote Democrat anyways.
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Aug 11, 2015 02:03
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Three Olives posted:http://morningconsult.com/2015/08/trumps-lead-grows-after-debate-controversy/ the blood-dimmed tide is loosed
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Aug 11, 2015 02:09
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Three Olives posted:Isn't Red State full of right wing crazies and owned by a company controlled by loony evangelical capitalist theocrats?
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Aug 11, 2015 02:11
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Three Olives posted:It would be like Hillary Clinton giving a speech to the Communist Party of the United States and everyone thinking it was no big deal because most of them were going to vote Democrat anyways. The difference is that literal Communists do not form an important voting bloc in the Democratic party.
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Aug 11, 2015 02:13
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Dan Carlin released a new podcast about trump, has a really interesting take on it (Basically that trump is a great candidate to have, even if he's not ever going to be president). Though I will warn the naysayers here (which includes me, I'm not sure that trump can win). Here's the things, if he can reach a 'critical mass' of supporters in the republican base, he will be nominated hell or highwater. Endorsements are irrelevant when the choice is between nominate a guy that may lose you the general, and absolutely decimating your party. I'd actually say that, though I much prefer Sanders on basically everything, Trump has a better chance of being nominated because he has, well, 'leverage'. Sanders doesn't.
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Aug 11, 2015 02:19
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When the Paulites realize that Rand has already flamed out and is nothing like his loony racist father that they know and love I wonder if Trump could pick them up by rambling on about ending the Fed and going back to the gold standard.
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Aug 11, 2015 02:23
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GlyphGryph posted:This was actually really good and relatable. *raises paw* Doesn't he kind of come across as a total dweeb though?
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Aug 11, 2015 02:28
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LOL as if I needed more proof that Democrats are beta bitches. Just saw video on FOX of Bernie's rally getting destroyed by two chubby little bimbos. Donald Trump would have told them to shut the gently caress up, described in detail for the audience just how fat and disgusting they were, and then some loyal suits would have dragged them away kicking and screaming.
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Aug 11, 2015 02:29
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skaboomizzy posted:With Carly Fiorina getting the push from the kiddie table debate, that probably knocks Perry down to Lindsey Graham levels of seriousness in the eyes of beltway media and the pollsters. He's toast, and he doesn't need to be in this shitshow of a race to build his reputation since he was Governor basically forever. He'll drop out soon then show up on Fox News as a contributor until he goes to court in a year or so. Perry's still looking at some pretty serious charges isn't he? Like he probably has a better chance at ending up in a jail cell than a job at Fox News.
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Boosted_C5 posted:LOL as if I needed more proof that Democrats are beta bitches. Good, let the yooj flow through you...
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Evil Fluffy posted:Perry's still looking at some pretty serious charges isn't he? Like he probably has a better chance at ending up in a jail cell than a job at Fox News. I thought the most serious charge got dismissed and the one he's still facing is fairly minor?
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