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Everything Counts posted:You never know what you're capable of. I never thought I could shoot down a German plane, but last year I proved myself wrong! ...and this attachment is for shooting down Police helicopters.
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Neddy Seagoon posted:...and this attachment is for shooting down Police helicopters. Oh I won't be needing one of those.. ...yet.
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After The War posted:...and that's how I earned the Iron Cross. Ach du lieber! Das ist nicht eine boobie! 
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Aug 10, 2015 07:37
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Do over Ham posted:Ach du lieber! Das ist nicht eine boobie! Ach! Das wagen phone ist ein... nuisance phone!
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Aug 10, 2015 08:04
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Monday_ posted:Ach! Das wagen phone ist ein... nuisance phone! Buenas noches, mein Führer! 
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Aug 10, 2015 08:26
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Do over Ham posted:Buenas noches, mein Führer! Endut! Hoch Hech!
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Do over Ham posted:Buenas noches, mein Führer!  Now they'll never save your brain, Hitler! BigDave fucked around with this message at 11:48 on Aug 10, 2015 |
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Aug 10, 2015 11:44
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Tokelau All Star posted:Endut! When? When? Ich bin hungrig.
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Aug 10, 2015 13:02
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Do over Ham posted:Buenas noches, mein Führer! Santa?
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Aug 10, 2015 13:05
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Boardroom Jimmy posted:When? When? Ich bin hungrig. I'll just have a cup of coffee.
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Aug 10, 2015 15:28
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BigDave posted:
You wrecked Hitler's car! What did he ever do to you? 
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Aug 10, 2015 16:05
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Roark posted:You wrecked Hitler's car! What did he ever do to you? We both made bombs for the Nazis. But mine worked, drat it!
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Aug 10, 2015 17:25
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:Now that's a load of rich creamery butter. If anyone needs the butter it's underneath my face.
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Aug 10, 2015 17:28
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It's okay, I'm pretty sure I can struggle my way out. First I'll reach in and pull my legs out... Now I'll pull my arms out with my face.
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Aug 10, 2015 17:56
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IMJack posted:It's okay, I'm pretty sure I can struggle my way out. First I'll reach in and pull my legs out... Now I'll pull my arms out with my face. IMJack, are you just holding onto the can?
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Aug 10, 2015 17:58
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Luigi Thirty posted:IMJack, are you just holding onto the can? Sweet sweet can..
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Aug 10, 2015 19:01
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Luigi Thirty posted:I'll just have a cup of coffee. Beer it is!
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Aug 10, 2015 19:16
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Deviant posted:Sweet sweet can.. No, Mr. Deviant, don't take your anger out on me. Get back. Get back! - Mr. Deviant, nooooo! Dramatization: May not have happened.
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Aug 10, 2015 19:42
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Root Bear posted:Beer it is! I see you've played knifey-spooney before.
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Aug 10, 2015 19:43
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Deviant posted:Sweet sweet can.. Deviant was charged with a violation of penal code section 618A: Wanton Destruction of Precious Antique Cans.
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Aug 10, 2015 19:56
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Jorghnassen posted:Deviant was charged with a violation of penal code section 618A: Wanton Destruction of Precious Antique Cans. Jorghnassen, aka Miguel Sanchez, aka Dr. Nguyen van Thuoc, was paid $8 for his 32 hours of babysitting. He was glad to get it.
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Aug 10, 2015 20:04
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Jorghnassen posted:Deviant was charged with a violation of penal code section 618A: Wanton Destruction of Precious Antique Cans. Book 'em Lou. One count of being a bear. And one count of accessory to being a bear.
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Aug 10, 2015 21:49
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BigDave posted:Jorghnassen, aka Miguel Sanchez, aka Dr. Nguyen van Thuoc, was paid $8 for his 32 hours of babysitting. He was glad to get it. Take it like a man, BigDave, and do everything your little sister says.
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Aug 10, 2015 22:21
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The Nastier Nate posted:No, Mr. Deviant, don't take your anger out on me. They changed it just enough that they don't have to pay us.
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Aug 10, 2015 22:31
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IMJack posted:They changed it just enough that they don't have to pay us. Well, I hope you're all satisfied. You bankrupted a bunch of naive movie folks, folks from Hollywood where values are... different. They weren't thinking about the money. They just wanted to tell a story, a story about a radioactive man, and you slick small-towners took 'em for all they were worth. 
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Aug 10, 2015 22:38
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Jorghnassen posted:Deviant was charged with a violation of penal code section 618A: Wanton Destruction of Precious Antique Cans. Hey! That's a half truth!
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Aug 10, 2015 23:05
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Don't be fooled. It's just a regular Simpsons Quote Thread with a stupid, cheap icon. It still embodies all the Awful stereotypes it did before! when did this thread get a new icon
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Aug 10, 2015 23:17
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:Don't be fooled. It's just a regular Simpsons Quote Thread with a stupid, cheap icon. It still embodies all the Awful stereotypes it did before! I know, kids. I'm scared too. 
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Aug 11, 2015 00:20
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:Don't be fooled. It's just a regular Simpsons Quote Thread with a stupid, cheap icon. It still embodies all the Awful stereotypes it did before! It's a new icon.... I WANT IT I WANT IT I WANT IT I WANT IT
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Aug 11, 2015 00:32
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Skeesix posted:It's a new icon.... We have one at home, you never use it.
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Aug 11, 2015 00:44
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Skeesix posted:It's a new icon.... Well get two. I'm not sharing with Do Over Ham.
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Aug 11, 2015 01:15
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:Don't be fooled. It's just a regular Simpsons Quote Thread with a stupid, cheap icon. It still embodies all the Awful stereotypes it did before! Anybody care what this guy thinks?
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TMMadman posted:Well get two. I'm not sharing with Do Over Ham. All I can be is myself. 
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TMMadman posted:Well get two. I'm not sharing with Do Over Ham. Oh no, I'm not making two stops! 
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After The War posted:Well, I hope you're all satisfied. You bankrupted a bunch of naive movie folks, folks from Hollywood where values are... different. They weren't thinking about the money. They just wanted to tell a story, a story about a radioactive man, and you slick small-towners took 'em for all they were worth. One of your favorite Simpsons Quote Thread OPs The Situ
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Do over Ham posted:All I can be is myself. But what can I do? I'm just............. ..... ..... one man.
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Aug 11, 2015 02:37
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After The War posted:Well, I hope you're all satisfied. You bankrupted a bunch of naive movie folks, folks from Hollywood where values are... different. They weren't thinking about the money. They just wanted to tell a story, a story about a radioactive man, and you slick small-towners took 'em for all they were worth. Do we give them some of their money back?
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Do over Ham posted:Do we give them some of their money back? No refunds, force majeure! Read the back of your tickets! 
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:No refunds, force majeure! Read the back of your tickets! Note: by reading this quote out loud you have waived any resposinbility on our part in perpituity throughout the known universe.
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Neddy Seagoon posted:Oh no, I'm not making two stops! When you locked the front door, did you remember to lock the back door?
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