"HulkaMatt, make that the new thread title 'Raw makes me sad.'"

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what ice cream should hulkamatt get
	smores
	cookie dough
	something peanut buttery
	he should go to the pizza place next door, tbh.

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Dario the Wop: Oct 11, 2007; Hell-Sent, Heaven-Bent

pressedbunny posted:

Ex on the Beach

Thank you. How wretched.

I miss Dean's gray shirt (I know it's been gone a while, but I think it fit him better)

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nooneofconsequence: Oct 30, 2012; she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

Let's go Harper.

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fart blood: Sep 13, 2008; by VideoGames

i am out of poem ideas

# ? Aug 11, 2015 02:32

Chokes McGee: Aug 7, 2008; This is Urotsuki.

Not to get emo but my wife is in the hospital and I'm watching Raw on TV and I don't think it's helping her much

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Luigi Thirty: Apr 30, 2006; Emergency confection port.

Jerusalem posted:

He was built with the same programming that made Big Dave Meltzer.

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NickRoweFillea: Sep 27, 2012; doin thangs

MotU posted:

what did new day do

WHAT ARE YOU EATING

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Fluffy Bunnies: Jan 10, 2009

Writer Cath posted:

Share.

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Truther Vandross: Jun 17, 2008

DeepDickPizza posted:

Roman probably only drinks Amstel Light and occasionally Budweiser when he's feeling wild. Because Roman Reigns is awful.

No he drinks Michelob Ultra

# ? Aug 11, 2015 02:33

Stealthed Zombie: Dec 21, 2007; And Introducing:
Dean "Titty Master" Ambrose

Aren't you guys excited for the extended look at this rivalry on the WWE Network after RAW? Which is pretty much as deep as "I beat you and I'm mad about it so I cost you this match and kicked you in the dick"

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Power Windows: Dec 29, 2004; Brasky used to ride upon a steed, perchance to spy a lady.

Writer Cath posted:

10/10 for Eeyore

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MotU: Mar 6, 2007; It was like she was evicting walking garbage.; Pillbug

NickRoweFillea posted:

WHAT ARE YOU EATING

aspirin by the handful b/c my back is killing me from work

also dare devil grillers from taco bell

# ? Aug 11, 2015 02:33

Fluffy Bunnies: Jan 10, 2009

Chokes McGee posted:

Not to get emo but my wife is in the hospital and I'm watching Raw on TV and I don't think it's helping her much

They told you not to do that poo poo in real life on the dvd dude.

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Chokes McGee: Aug 7, 2008; This is Urotsuki.

I had a really terrible slice of cheese pizza from the hospital cafe

# ? Aug 11, 2015 02:34

Power Windows: Dec 29, 2004; Brasky used to ride upon a steed, perchance to spy a lady.

Chokes McGee posted:

Not to get emo but my wife is in the hospital and I'm watching Raw on TV and I don't think it's helping her much

Will she be OK?

# ? Aug 11, 2015 02:34

Chris James 2: Aug 9, 2012

Dangerous Person posted:

Advertising that two people will be in the same building when they have no intention to fight is the stupidest thing.

It's gonna end in another pull apart brawl or Brock standing tall

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Dangerous Person: Apr 4, 2011; Not dead yet

Personally I'm looking forward to Summerslam because I want to see how far Undertakers legs fly when his knees shatter as he tries to lift Brock.

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Push El Burrito: May 9, 2006; Soiled Meat

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NickRoweFillea: Sep 27, 2012; doin thangs

MotU posted:

aspirin by the handful b/c my back is killing me from work

also dare devil grillers from taco bell

what spicy level

# ? Aug 11, 2015 02:35

Fluffy Bunnies: Jan 10, 2009

Dangerous Person posted:

Personally I'm looking forward to Summerslam because I want to see how far Undertakers legs fly when his knees shatter as he tries to lift Brock.

They'll somehow hit Roman in the back of the head.

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Chokes McGee posted:

Not to get emo but my wife is in the hospital and I'm watching Raw on TV and I don't think it's helping her much

Sounds lke she needs a visit from from Steve Austin M.D

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RacistGuidingLight: Apr 5, 2009; by FactsAreUseless

Chokes McGee posted:

I'm guessing nothing good has happened here.

A good New Day match, a bad Diva match and a really good three way w/ cesaro, Orton and Owens.

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Panamaniac: Jun 18, 2007; HEROES NEVER DIE

Chokes McGee posted:

Not to get emo but my wife is in the hospital and I'm watching Raw on TV and I don't think it's helping her much

Tell her about the indomitable spirit of John Cena.

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MotU: Mar 6, 2007; It was like she was evicting walking garbage.; Pillbug

NickRoweFillea posted:

what spicy level

1 of each + baja blast icy slurpee thing

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Chris James 2: Aug 9, 2012

‏@JRsBBQ 2m2 minutes ago
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Fluffy Bunnies posted:

They told you not to do that poo poo in real life on the dvd dude.

Let's hope it didn't involve the Katie Vick angle

# ? Aug 11, 2015 02:36

DeepDickPizza: Oct 11, 2012; THREE TIME! THREE TIME!

Stealthed Zombie posted:

Aren't you guys excited for the extended look at this rivalry on the WWE Network after RAW? Which is pretty much as deep as "I beat you and I'm mad about it so I cost you this match and kicked you in the dick"

Truly no feud is more exciting than the one where the one dude shows up a year and a half later to avenge some thing that everybody's already stopped caring about. Also a feud where both guys only show up in video packages and are never live at the arenas.

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fart blood: Sep 13, 2008; by VideoGames

Chokes McGee posted:

Not to get emo but my wife is in the hospital and I'm watching Raw on TV and I don't think it's helping her much

would you like a poem to cheer you up?

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StarkRavingMad: Sep 27, 2001; Yams Fan

Chokes McGee posted:

Not to get emo but my wife is in the hospital and I'm watching Raw on TV and I don't think it's helping her much

I hope your wife defeats whatever is ailing her, much like the gallant Randy Orton single-handedly destroyed internet darlings Kevin Owens and Cesaro at the same time

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Edwardian: May 4, 2010; "Can we have a bit of decorum on this forum?"

Chokes McGee posted:

Not to get emo but my wife is in the hospital and I'm watching Raw on TV and I don't think it's helping her much

Is everything OK, Chokes? :ohdear:

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nooneofconsequence: Oct 30, 2012; she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

Wasn't Sting supposed to be in that match?

# ? Aug 11, 2015 02:36

Luigi Thirty: Apr 30, 2006; Emergency confection port.

Taz is MAD ON TWITTER

okay not really, but he says Orton's T-bone is really an exploder and he's going to explain the difference on his podcast lol

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oatgan: Jan 15, 2009

sportsgenius86 posted:

No he drinks Michelob Ultra

i can't hate because i had way too much ultra in college

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achillesforever6: Apr 23, 2012; psst you wanna do a communism?

fart blood posted:

i am out of poem ideas

Jefferson Lives

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Panamaniac: Jun 18, 2007; HEROES NEVER DIE

Roman "STOP loving TOUCHING ME" Reigns

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oatgan: Jan 15, 2009

fart blood posted:

i am out of poem ideas

do me next

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BOOTY-ADE: Aug 30, 2006; BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

Chris James 2 posted:

‏@JRsBBQ 2m2 minutes ago
JR's All Purpose Seasoning - WWE Shop http://shop.wwe.com/JR%27s-All-Purpose-Seasoning/020-015-017-0,default,pd.html
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pressedbunny: May 31, 2007; To A Brand New Galaxy

Chris James 2 posted:

‏@JRsBBQ 2m2 minutes ago
JR's All Purpose Seasoning - WWE Shop http://shop.wwe.com/JR%27s-All-Purpose-Seasoning/020-015-017-0,default,pd.html
LEGIT MAGIC DUST...ON THE GRILL OR THE KITCHEN...BELIEVE IN MAGIC!!

Salt and sugar, truly the work of a culinary wiard.

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Dario the Wop: Oct 11, 2007; Hell-Sent, Heaven-Bent

nooneofconsequence posted:

Wasn't Sting supposed to be in that match?

That would make it somewhat interesting. So they changed their minds.

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