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The Big Taff Man
Nov 22, 2005


Official Manchester United Posting Partner 2015/16
Fan of Britches

Kwagga posted:

My parents are coming to visit starting tomorrow and I'm looking forward to showing them the south of France

Are your parents short

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Kwagga
Jun 11, 2002

I am small

Maradonna Summer posted:

take them to Saint-Maurice-Navacelles and Cirque de Navacelles op

Actually we are going to saint cirq lapopie (voted most beautiful village in France) and albi and Carcassonne and I might stick them on a train to go to Bordeaux for a couple of days also we will all go to Croatia together for 9 days to see Zadar split and Dubrovnik

Kwagga
Jun 11, 2002

I am small

The Big Taff Man posted:

Are your parents short

Are your parents fat, stupid and latently homosexual

Maradonna Summer
Oct 22, 2005

Our love will last forever

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Kwagga posted:

Actually we are going to saint cirq lapopie (voted most beautiful village in France) and albi and Carcassonne and I might stick them on a train to go to Bordeaux for a couple of days also we will all go to Croatia together for 9 days to see Zadar split and Dubrovnik

that's cool, now can you please find my friend in montpellier and his wife a job? they've both majored in materials studies

fat gay nonce
May 13, 2003
actual penis length: |-----------|



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Kwagga posted:

Are your parents fat, stupid and latently homosexual

Haha

Kwagga
Jun 11, 2002

I am small

Maradonna Summer posted:

that's cool, now can you please find my friend in montpellier and his wife a job? they've both majored in materials studies

Sure there are definitely *opens newspaper* plenty of jobs available in France

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames

Kwagga posted:

Are your parents fat, stupid and latently homosexual

lol

Bogan Krkic
Oct 31, 2010

Swedish style? No.
Yugoslavian style? Of course not.
It has to be Zlatan-style.

Kwagga posted:

Are your parents fat, stupid and latently homosexual

drat

Maradonna Summer
Oct 22, 2005

Our love will last forever

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Kwagga posted:

Sure there are definitely *opens newspaper* plenty of jobs available in France

that's a relief, pm me with offers tia

Bape Culture
Sep 13, 2006

Kwagga posted:

Are your parents fat, stupid and latently homosexual

Hello I'm taffs dad haha

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames
Love seeing one of my fave posters lay down a sick burn on one of my least faves.

The Big Taff Man
Nov 22, 2005


Official Manchester United Posting Partner 2015/16
Fan of Britches

Kwagga posted:

Are your parents fat, stupid and latently homosexual

Yes thats why I asked

track day bro!
Feb 17, 2005

#essereFerrari
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Bape Culture posted:

Hello I'm taffs dad haha

hello

Breath Ray
Nov 19, 2010
Taffs mum here what's he done this time

track day bro!
Feb 17, 2005

#essereFerrari
Grimey Drawer

Breath Ray posted:

Taffs mum here what's he done this time

hello

Breath Ray
Nov 19, 2010

I hear kwagga is going to see the cirq du so-small, will you be performing that night?

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Dec 17, 2008


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Kwagga posted:

Actually we are going to saint cirq lapopie (voted most beautiful village in France) and albi and Carcassonne and I might stick them on a train to go to Bordeaux for a couple of days also we will all go to Croatia together for 9 days to see Zadar split and Dubrovnik

Dubrovnik and split own, don't remember anything about Zadar. Bet it owns too

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





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i removed some old wire things and installed a new smaller wire thing and internet and telphone works again thanks for reading

serious gaylord
Sep 16, 2007

what.
Congrats

serious gaylord
Sep 16, 2007

what.
A girl from our office went on holiday to ibiza, had 2 days there and then her appendix burst.

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





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thanks also i upgraded to 50mbps but that will take a month to activate it idgi sounds like some fail

Breath Ray
Nov 19, 2010
In my house we pay juat over £1000 a year for sky adn BT sports and we get a landline and very slow and localised internet absolutely free

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames

serious gaylord posted:

A girl from our office went on holiday to ibiza, had 2 days there and then her appendix burst.

Did she have a good time?

Kwagga
Jun 11, 2002

I am small

beedeebee posted:

Dubrovnik and split own, don't remember anything about Zadar. Bet it owns too

Zadar is nice because its lower key and not swarming with as many tourists so you can get good spots at the beach and my wife has a flat there so we stay for free. We've never been to Dubrovnik so we are looking forward to seeing it

Maradonna Summer
Oct 22, 2005

Our love will last forever

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my big-boobed, property-owning wife - kwagga, 2015

Bape Culture
Sep 13, 2006

I own property and have big chebs

mang
Jul 21, 2015
Kwagga likes a woman with assets

shut up blegum
Dec 17, 2008


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Maradonna Summer posted:

my big-boobed, property-owning wife - kwagga, 2015

Breath Ray
Nov 19, 2010

Maradonna Summer posted:

my big-boobed, property-owning wife - kwagga, 2015

this really changes the way I see kwaggas wife (for kwagga himself I still use an electron microscope)

fat gay nonce
May 13, 2003
actual penis length: |-----------|



Winner, PWM POTM January
Kwagga's wife has exclusive salvage rights on a Bosnian mass grave, kwagga can't wait to get his greedy little hands on those hold teeth

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames
Donal trump tits

Breath Ray
Nov 19, 2010

fat gay nonce posted:

Kwagga's wife has exclusive salvage rights on a Bosnian mass grave, kwagga can't wait to get his greedy little hands on those hold teeth

drat, hold world

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





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Breath Ray posted:

drat, hold world

lol

Maradonna Summer
Oct 22, 2005

Our love will last forever

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rename kwagga holdings: croat field

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





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rename kwagga Hold digger

Kwagga
Jun 11, 2002

I am small
Don't rename me those things, in fact

Weaponized Cum
Aug 31, 2004


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Nov 4, 2007





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Mr. Mambold
Feb 13, 2011

Aha. Nice post.



Pissflaps posted:

Did she have a good time?

Ibiza she didn't

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Machinegunboyo
Apr 26, 2010


life is good
What pun are you even going for there old man

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