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Pomp: Apr 3, 2012; by Fluffdaddy

none pizza with left beef is art tbh

# ? Aug 11, 2015 05:56

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# ? May 23, 2024 11:41

Minarchist: Mar 5, 2009; by WE B Bourgeois

ACES CURE PLANES posted:

People who freak out about 'loose corn' are weirdos who shouldn't be associated with.

Corn is good no matter the state of the cob.

Corn's good and all but it just seems like way too many of these terrible struggle plates just have a pile of loose corn on them. At least use the corn in something like chili or a casserole...anything but just dumping it on a plate.

_{its probably not that bad} :ssh:

# ? Aug 11, 2015 06:03

titties: May 10, 2012; They're like two suicide notes stuffed into a glitter bra

Minarchist posted:

At least use the corn in something like chili

what is wrong with you

# ? Aug 11, 2015 06:37

Minarchist: Mar 5, 2009; by WE B Bourgeois

titties posted:

what is wrong with you

There are no chili rules either :colbert:

# ? Aug 11, 2015 06:42

Tree Goat: May 24, 2009; argania spinosa

Minarchist posted:

There are no chili rules either

they should do a double blind taste test between british "chili mac" and british "bolognese with elbow macaroni" and put the final nail in chili's coffin.

# ? Aug 11, 2015 06:45

Samizdata: May 14, 2007

EorayMel posted:

This looks good, yes?

Rocky Mountain Oysters. AKA bull testicles. Probably would.

Have. Like so many things they can be done right or wrong. Done right, delicious, but rather chewy.

# ? Aug 11, 2015 07:11

Mexican Deathgasm: Aug 17, 2010; Ramrod XTreme

Samizdata posted:

Have. Like so many things they can be done right or wrong. Done right, delicious, but rather chewy.

Seconded, sliced and fried they're pretty good. I get em every year or so here in Cowtown at Bottlescrew Bills.

# ? Aug 11, 2015 07:35

SulfurMonoxideCute: Feb 9, 2008; I was under direct orders not to die
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Minarchist posted:

Corn's good and all but it just seems like way too many of these terrible struggle plates just have a pile of loose corn on them. At least use the corn in something like chili or a casserole...anything but just dumping it on a plate.

Put it on the pizza.

# ? Aug 11, 2015 07:43

Futaba Anzu: May 6, 2011; GROSS BOY

Picnic Princess posted:

Put it on the pizza.

hell yeah

# ? Aug 11, 2015 08:08

AnonSpore: Jan 19, 2012; "I didn't see the part where he develops as a character so I guess he never developed as a character"

The yellow stuff near the crust is sweet potato mash by the way. It's actually really tasty if really heavy and filling (potatoes on dough with sweet potato does that, how strange).

# ? Aug 11, 2015 08:21

GOTTA STAY FAI: Mar 24, 2005; ~no glitter in the gutter~
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Picnic Princess posted:

Put it on the pizza.

What about chicken, guacamole, meatballs, and whipped cream (poured like waterfalls)?

# ? Aug 11, 2015 13:24

ubergnu: Jun 7, 2002; Failed gothic

GOTTA STAY FAI posted:

What about chicken, guacamole, meatballs, and whipped cream (poured like waterfalls)?

I want all of that on bread and also to put it in my mouth.

# ? Aug 11, 2015 13:35

CzarChasm: Mar 14, 2009; I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:

I found an image so hosed up not even Imgur would accept an upload, even turning it into a PNG

I'm going to go wildcard here and say that it's not caviar, but actually the fat/jello globules from Oribtz, served on dry Italian bread.

# ? Aug 11, 2015 16:46

SpaceGoatFarts: Jan 5, 2010; sic transit gloria mundi; Nap Ghost

This is almost certainly salmon or trout eggs

# ? Aug 11, 2015 16:54

Zopotantor: Feb 24, 2013; ...und ist er drin dann lassen wir ihn niemals wieder raus...

SpaceGoatFarts posted:

This is almost certainly salmon or trout eggs

Could be snail eggs.

# ? Aug 11, 2015 17:11

Gynocentric Regime: Jun 9, 2010; by Cyrano4747

SpaceGoatFarts posted:

This is almost certainly salmon or trout eggs

Yeah that's salmon eggs on pilot bread, it's popular in the bush up here.

# ? Aug 11, 2015 17:15

cash crab: Apr 5, 2015; all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology

pandaK posted:

hell yeah

I am intrigued by this dish and would like to subscribe to its newsletter, or yours, whichever one will tell me more about how to shove this in my mouth

# ? Aug 11, 2015 18:00

ErIog: Jul 11, 2001

Minarchist posted:

Corn's good and all but it just seems like way too many of these terrible struggle plates just have a pile of loose corn on them. At least use the corn in something like chili or a casserole...anything but just dumping it on a plate.

_{its probably not that bad}

Well, Americans are taught from a young age that corn is a vegetable so therefore it must be healthy. Kids love it because it's sweet and starchy, and it's piss easy to cook canned or frozen. So people grow up eating this bullshit thinking it's healthy and, hey, it tastes good so they just continue that cycle of abuse into their adult life. So it's like their one strategy as a beginner cook. They do corn, and then they don't have to worry about their meal having vegetables or having side dishes ever again.

Having a parent who cooked who thought this way I can empathize with it, but it's still pretty sad. They wanted the meat and potatoes but felt guilty about no vegetables so they added corn in a failed attempt to absolve themselves. This kind of poo poo would go away if America had proper food education.

The thing I've learned in my years of learning how to cook, though, is that people are very committed to eating like garbage, and it doesn't matter how easy you try to make it for them to eat better. All they have to loving do is slide their hand a few inches left or right toward the frozen broccoli and it would be like 1000% better.

ErIog has a new favorite as of 18:22 on Aug 11, 2015

# ? Aug 11, 2015 18:18

AnonSpore: Jan 19, 2012; "I didn't see the part where he develops as a character so I guess he never developed as a character"

cash crab posted:

I am intrigued by this dish and would like to subscribe to its newsletter, or yours, whichever one will tell me more about how to shove this in my mouth

It's from a Korean pizza chain called Mr. Pizza, though almost all the major chains in Korea have variations on the sweet potato mash border thing.

See Korean Pizza Hut's crown pizza, featuring little pockets of cream cheese and mashed sweet potatoes in the crust:

And Korean Domino's' "health food" pumpkin seed and sweet potato with whole grain wheat crust pizza:

# ? Aug 11, 2015 18:19

ACES CURE PLANES: Oct 21, 2010

I can understand sweet potatoes, those go pretty great with just about anything but cream cheese? On a pizza? I don't know about that.

# ? Aug 11, 2015 18:21

cash crab: Apr 5, 2015; all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology

There are no cream cheese rules, IMO

# ? Aug 11, 2015 18:23

PCOS Bill: May 12, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

cash crab posted:

There are no cream cheese rules, IMO

Cream cheese doesn't go in root beer.

# ? Aug 11, 2015 18:25

cash crab: Apr 5, 2015; all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology

PCOS Bill posted:

Cream cheese doesn't go in root beer.

Nothing goes in root beer because root beer is garbage

# ? Aug 11, 2015 18:44

RareAcumen: Dec 28, 2012

cash crab posted:

Nothing goes in root beer because root beer is garbage

# ? Aug 11, 2015 18:49

bawk: Mar 31, 2013

cash crab posted:

Nothing goes in root beer because root beer is garbage

Root beer hitler :arghfist:

# ? Aug 11, 2015 18:50

ACES CURE PLANES: Oct 21, 2010

cash crab posted:

Nothing goes in root beer because root beer is garbage

You're breaking my heart here, cc

# ? Aug 11, 2015 18:50

Crust First: May 1, 2013; Wrong lads.

cash crab posted:

Nothing goes in root beer because root beer is garbage

I read this as a compliment since you love garbage. I also love garbage. Root beer is good, QED.

# ? Aug 11, 2015 18:50

Neo_Crimson: Aug 15, 2011; "Is that your final dandy?"

cash crab posted:

Nothing goes in root beer because root beer is garbage

# ? Aug 11, 2015 18:52

VendaGoat: Nov 1, 2005

Who doesn't like root beer floats? What sort of miserable gently caress hates on this?

# ? Aug 11, 2015 18:54

PCOS Bill: May 12, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

cash crab posted:

Nothing goes in root beer because root beer is garbage

See yourself out.

# ? Aug 11, 2015 18:55

cash crab: Apr 5, 2015; all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology

PCOS Bill posted:

See yourself out.

u_u okay

# ? Aug 11, 2015 18:59

boar guy: Jan 25, 2007

someone has clearly never had Not Your Father's Root Beer

# ? Aug 11, 2015 19:04

RareAcumen: Dec 28, 2012

VendaGoat posted:

Who doesn't like root beer floats? What sort of miserable gently caress hates on this?

Meeeeeeeeeeee

I like root beer on it's own but I don't really care for ice cream in general.

# ? Aug 11, 2015 19:05

Aesop Poprock: Oct 21, 2008; Grimey Drawer

RareAcumen posted:

Meeeeeeeeeeee

I like root beer on it's own but I don't really care for ice cream in general.

I like both but root beer/any soda float is not really my thing

# ? Aug 11, 2015 19:07

SulfurMonoxideCute: Feb 9, 2008; I was under direct orders not to die
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AnonSpore posted:

And Korean Domino's' "health food" pumpkin seed and sweet potato with whole grain wheat crust pizza:

I'm practically addicted to eating seeds so I totally would.

Also, if you like floats, one up your game and replace the pop with slush instead. Where I work, we call them Screamers.

# ? Aug 11, 2015 19:07

Minarchist: Mar 5, 2009; by WE B Bourgeois

RareAcumen posted:

Meeeeeeeeeeee

I like root beer on it's own but I don't really care for ice cream in general.

Maybe this is something more to your liking?

Also root beer floats with french vanilla ice cream is one of the best things, you guys poo poo on me for putting corn and chili but don't like gods gift to dessert beverages :catstare:

Picnic Princess posted:

I'm practically addicted to eating seeds so I totally would.

Also, if you like floats, one up your game and replace the pop with slush instead. Where I work, we call them Screamers.

What about root beer slush?

# ? Aug 11, 2015 19:11

VendaGoat: Nov 1, 2005

I am becoming a dessert Hitler.

Sieg Pie!

# ? Aug 11, 2015 19:16

tribbledirigible: Jul 27, 2004; I finally beat the internet. The end boss was hard.

Minarchist posted:

Maybe this is something more to your liking?

Also root beer floats with french vanilla ice cream is one of the best things, you guys poo poo on me for putting corn and chili but don't like gods gift to dessert beverages

What about root beer slush?

We're not making GBS threads on you, we're making GBS threads on that drat, dirty raccoon with poor taste and judgement.

Also, in that last panel is a face of a man who's almost knurd.

# ? Aug 11, 2015 19:16

cash crab: Apr 5, 2015; all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology

tribbledirigible posted:

We're not making GBS threads on you, we're making GBS threads on that drat, dirty raccoon with poor taste and judgement.

Also, in that last panel is a face of a man who's almost knurd.

This morning I drank straight cream and you guys are labouring under the delusion that my palate is something to be scrutinised under some normal metric

# ? Aug 11, 2015 19:21

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bawk: Mar 31, 2013

Pour some coke and tequila in with that cream, have yourself a paralyzer

# ? Aug 11, 2015 19:22

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