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sassassin posted:Jason Wilcox and Stuart Ripley whipping balls onto the heads of Shearer and Sutton. Tim Sherwood running the midfield (who needs Zidane?). What a time to be alive. Dont forget about Batts
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1860 Munich fans face Bayern Munich shopping trip or jail "I wanted to show that football is football and not a battlefield." These are the words of judge Karin Jung, who gave two 1860 Munich fans the choice to buy Bayern merchandise for a fan they attacked - or spend 15 months in jail. The defendants, who refused to name a third person involved when they ripped the jacket, shirt and straw hat off the Bayern fan last year, opted for the pride-swallowing trip to the rival club store. "I thought about what would be really painful to them, and doing something like this really bothers this type of people," Jung - who got the victim's consent for the quirky sentence - told Bild newspaper. This was no cheap shopping trip though as according to their lawyer, the accused parted with around £350 each in compensation as well as handing over a Bayern hat, scarf and jersey in court. http://www.bbc.com/sport/0/football/33790465
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JFairfax posted:Nolberto Solano was cool and good. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nzT6B3-HZQ Legend
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Apparently Yann M'vila is a) a Sunderland player and b) mental"Sunderland Echo posted:New Sunderland signing Yann M’Vila saw red in his first appearance for the club - after headbutting a Norwich City player in a reserve match.
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JFairfax posted:Nolberto Solano was cool and good.  Ñol
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Looks like Evra is in trouble again http://m.sfgate.com/bayarea/article/Fantastic-Negrito-s-Outside-Lands-show-canceled-6433539.php
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African AIDS cum posted:Looks like Evra is in trouble again http://m.sfgate.com/bayarea/article/Fantastic-Negrito-s-Outside-Lands-show-canceled-6433539.php lmao
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I get home, I get to bed, and I've got a couple of packets of wine gums and I wake my dad up and I say, "The wine gums are f***ing looking at me," and he says, "Eat the bastards and get to bed," Interview with Gazza, conducted by a oval office but it's good nonetheless. http://www.gq-magazine.co.uk/entertainment/articles/2015-08/10/paul-gascoigne-alastair-campbell
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Meanwhile Azerbaijani international footballer Javid Huseynov has been implicated in the murder of Rasim Aliyev, a journalist who criticised him on social media. http://www.theguardian.com/world/2015/aug/10/azerbaijani-journalist-rasim-aliyev-javid-huseynov
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I didn't like Kieron Dyer, but he did punch Lee Bowyer in the face, which deserves due credit
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that was loving glorious, would love to see Souness take on the pair of them! ‘I was sent off first and I was waiting in the tunnel to get some revenge. He came in, and we had two massive masseurs and they just dunked us on their shoulders,’ said the 35-year-old former England international, who retired last year. ‘It was like a cartoon when your feet are dangling off the ground and we were trying to get at each other. We are sat in the changing room and they were in the middle of us. ‘I was thinking how I could get to him. Then we heard the final whistle. ‘Boumsong came in and said, “If you want to fight, fight now”. I was wanting to fight and get the revenge. ‘Then Souness came in and said, “If you want to fight I’ll beat both of you”. Al came in and I never saw him lose it like that – he went mad and called us selfish and a disgrace. He knew we’d have a three-match suspension and miss the FA Cup semi-final that was coming up.’
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I heard a story about Dyer in Blue Bamboo upstaging a showboating cocktail barman by setting fire to a £50 note in front of him, not sure how true it is.
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Those numbers again: in 17 years he played just over 300 matches, scoring 23 Premier League goals, including none at all between 2007 and 2013. In this time he earned between £20m and £30m in wages. He never won a trophy or any individual award of note. http://www.theguardian.com/football/blog/2013/aug/02/1
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Vagabundo posted:Meanwhile Azerbaijani international footballer Javid Huseynov has been implicated in the murder of Rasim Aliyev, a journalist who criticised him on social media. You could say he kicked Racim out of football
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Breath Ray posted:You could say he kicked Racim out of football Hahaha
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Costa Rican national team head coach Paulo Wanchope in fist fight with fan at U-23 match
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TheBigAristotle posted:Costa Rican national team head coach Paulo Wanchope in fist fight with fan at U-23 match Wow he fights very poorly for one of them
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TheBigAristotle posted:Costa Rican national team head coach Paulo Wanchope in fist fight with fan at U-23 match Drogadon, I know you're not a fan of Chope as manager, but you really didn't need to go this far
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Why did he push that kid? Also, the guy who kicked his rear end is awesome. Edit: n/m the guy pushed him into the kid. CubanMissile fucked around with this message at 08:35 on Aug 12, 2015 |
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JFairfax posted:Those numbers again: in 17 years he played just over 300 matches, scoring 23 Premier League goals, including none at all between 2007 and 2013. In this time he earned between £20m and £30m in wages. He never won a trophy or any individual award of note. I preferred this passage of absurdity: Guardian posted:He was also – and paradoxically perhaps – always a hopeful player, communicating to the end that same sense of doomed youthful zest. So much so that it still seems inconceivable that the season will be allowed to start without the certainty that somewhere, on some distant substitutes' bench, Kieron Dyer is still crouched beneath his knitted beanie hat, removing his headphones, doing some stretches, coming on as an 87th-minute substitute and darting about with that old compelling sense of skittish purpose, perhaps even putting together a run of games, scoring a few goals, staying fit at last, against all odds getting another England call-up, playing finally like the Kieron Dyer of the imagination, filling that problematic forward scamper-munchkin role, leading England to Brazil in triumph, conjuring a series of improbable victories against the head, and ending up captured forever in iconic pose, tears streaming down his face as he lifts the World Cup, borne aloft on the shoulders of Joe Cole, Shaun Wright-Phillips and Jonathan Woodgate as behind him a weeping Kevin Keegan …
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Bacon Terrorist posted:I heard a story about Dyer in Blue Bamboo upstaging a showboating cocktail barman by setting fire to a £50 note in front of him, not sure how true it is. The version I heard was abroad somewhere and it was a homeless guy, unless that's another cunty player
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CubanMissile posted:Why did he push that kid? Also, the guy who kicked his rear end is awesome. Kicked his rear end lol
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TheBigAristotle posted:Costa Rican national team head coach Paulo Wanchope in fist fight with fan at U-23 match lmao he even sucks at fighting... #FueraChope
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Diafra Sakho got arrested for allegedly beating a girlfriend: http://www.theguardian.com/football/2015/aug/12/west-ham-diafra-sakho-arrested-suspicion-assault
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Troy Queef posted:Diafra Sakho got arrested for allegedly beating a girlfriend: http://www.theguardian.com/football/2015/aug/12/west-ham-diafra-sakho-arrested-suspicion-assault Was his girlfriend named Arsenal?????????
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St Evan Echoes posted:can tell without clicking that that's a barney ronay article Football's Thomas Friedman posted:like the last Japanese soldier still frantically fighting the second world war in a small jungle copse in rural Burma As opposed to all the jungle copses in urban Burma.
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Shrapnig posted:Was his girlfriend named Arsenal????????? Domestic abuse is no joke. He beat her legs. He beat her arms. He beat her torso. And he beat her Arsenal.
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Okay this isn't even football but just pretend they are football players, something similar must have happened in a footy game. Nick Kyrgios caught saying a player 'banged your girlfriend' during Wawrinka match One of the strangest tennis moments you'll ever see occurred on Wednesday during the match between Nick Kyrgios and Stan Wawrinka at the 2015 Rogers Cup in Montreal. Kyrgios has been known to speak his mind on the court and some might even say he takes things a little too far. If that wasn't the case before Wednesday, it probably is now after this. While the audio isn't perfect, it's pretty clear Kyrgios starts "Kokkinakis banged your girlfriend" apparently referring to Thanasi Kokkinakis. Judging from video from Sports Net, it sounds like the second part of the comment was "sorry to tell you that, mate." http://www.sbnation.com/tennis/2015/8/12/9146487/nick-kyrgios-stan-warwrinka-girlfriend-kokkinakis-vine
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Okay this is a football one: Neo-Nazi sports team Ostelbien to be kicked out of local league The German football league has finally moved to get rid of one of its most infamous members. FC Ostelbien Dornburg, founded in the far-right scene, has become renowned for assaulting opposing players and referees. It has long been public knowledge that FC Ostelbien Dornburg was a predominantly neo-Nazi outfit, but the Saxony-Anhalt Football Federation (FSA) has now bowed to media pressure and applied to have the team thrown out of its league - the eastern German state's local Kreisliga, or the tenth tier of Germany's football league system. The club represents a district of barely 270 inhabitants in a small town called Gommern, outside Magdeburg, but the violence of its 18 squad members - 15 of whom are recognized by the state intelligence agency as neo-Nazis - has made national headlines for several months. Club captain Dennis Wesemann has faced charges of assault, disturbing the peace, and showing symbols of banned organizations, while four local clubs have refused to play against Ostelbien, and 59 of 65 local referees are refusing to officiate their games. The FSA's action seems to be the culmination of increased media coverage, especially by the "Taz" newspaper, who reported an incident where a Kosovo Albanian player was spat on and attacked by Ostelbien's Wesemann during a game. http://www.dw.com/en/neo-nazi-sports-team-ostelbien-to-be-kicked-out-of-local-league/a-18648170
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JFairfax posted:Okay this is a football one: RIP Chelsea feeder club.
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Dennis Wise, man
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Weird that the media got involved... Maybe some important media people had an axe to grind with these guys but I can't think why that would be tbh.
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lmaoboy1998 posted:Weird that the media got involved... Maybe some important media people had an axe to grind with these guys but I can't think why that would be tbh.
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lmaoboy1998 posted:Weird that the media got involved... Maybe some important media people had an axe to grind with these guys but I can't think why that would be tbh. heh hehehe
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Some migrants have particular images of British life or people that they latch on to. "There is a man I love so much - David Beckham," says Alpha, a Mauritanian carpenter who has built a thatched house in the Jungle camp. "Even my house is called David Beckham House."
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