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Dr.Mrs.The Monarch
Aug 8, 2005

Obamunist Troll Bot: Built to bring a One World Government to the People
Someone on fox news floated the idea that Donald is a democratic mole to disrupt the republican campaign. Either way he's embarrassing the hell out of all of them and its great TV.

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Tricky D
Apr 1, 2005

I love um!

Dr.Mrs.The Monarch posted:

Someone on fox news floated the idea that Donald is a democratic mole to disrupt the republican campaign. Either way he's embarrassing the hell out of all of them and its great TV.

Hillary gave him the idea when she was at his wedding.

TROIKA CURES GREEK
Jun 30, 2015

by R. Guyovich

general hatred of republicans vs. instinctive need to white knight women, this is going to be a tough one for lefties.

Miltank
Dec 27, 2009

by XyloJW

Huey Long had a white women hung to fight against racist interests.

PT6A
Jan 5, 2006

Public school teachers are callous dictators who won't lift a finger to stop children from peeing in my plane
This is such a work of art I thought it needed to be cross-posted from the general primary thread, where it might be passed over instead of appreciated:

Boosted_C5 posted:

And I heard, as it were, the noise of thunder:
One of the four beasts saying: "Come and see." And I saw.
And behold, a golden coiffure.

There's a man goin' 'round takin' names.
An' he decides who to fire and who to blame.
Every candidate won't be treated all the same.
There'll be a golden chopper touching down.
When the Donald comes around.

The hairs on your arm will stand up.
At the furor in each tweet from Donald Trump.
Like Nixon, he'll restore law and order,
Mexicans will go back across the border.
When the Donald comes around.

Hear the trumpets, hear the pipers.
Sixty million conservatives singin'.
Multitudes are marching to the beat of his drum.
Voices callin', voices cryin'.
Illegal immigrants' victims are dyin'.
It's Donald Trump's Kingdom come.

And FOX's Roger Ailes will bend the knee.
And the other candidates will shake in their socks.
All the main-stream media will bend the knee.
To the new master, the man with golden locks.

Till Armageddon, no Mexicans, closed borders.
And Mexico will pay for a wall on Donald's orders.
And the Grand Old Party will have a new warder
And Ailes and Preibus will grovel on the ground
When the Donald comes around.

Whoever is a loser, let him be a loser still.
Whoever is a fat pig, let her be a fat pig still.
Whoever bleeds from wherever, let her ***** bleed still.
Listen to the words long written down, When the Donald comes around.

Hear the trumpets, hear the pipers.
Sixty million conservatives singin'.
Multitudes are marching to the beat of his drum.
Voices callin', voices cryin'.
Illegal immigrants' victims are dyin'.
It's Donald Trump's Kingdom come.

And FOX's Roger Ailes will bend the knee.
And the other candidates will shake in their socks.
All the main-stream media will bend the knee.
To the new master, the man with golden locks.

The GOP and the media will ALL bow down.
When the Donald comes around.

And I heard a voice in the midst of the seventeen candidates,
And I looked and behold: a Sikorsky S-76.
And his name, that rode in it, was Donald.
And Hell followed with him.

Otacon
Aug 13, 2002


Tricky D posted:

Hillary gave him the idea when she was at his wedding.

You sure it wasn't this? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=la03mrWnOBE

edit skip to 4:20

Otacon has issued a correction as of 23:57 on Aug 11, 2015

Wheeee
Mar 11, 2001

When a tree grows, it is soft and pliable. But when it's dry and hard, it dies.

Hardness and strength are death's companions. Flexibility and softness are the embodiment of life.

That which has become hard shall not triumph.

PT6A posted:

This is such a work of art I thought it needed to be cross-posted from the general primary thread, where it might be passed over instead of appreciated:

Aspiring Youtube superstars who can actually sing worth a poo poo, the path to your ascendancy has been revealed: A media-friendly music video re-tweeted by Trump and picked up by John Oliver.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P4Uv_4jGgAM

Would you capture it?

Tricky D
Apr 1, 2005

I love um!

I'll never know because I'm not watching that.

Otacon
Aug 13, 2002


Tricky D posted:

I'll never know because I'm not watching that.

skip to 4:20 i hate that something awful doesn't let me append timing links on youtube videos sorry

Dr.Mrs.The Monarch
Aug 8, 2005

Obamunist Troll Bot: Built to bring a One World Government to the People
It's like when Stephen Colbert quit his show, the years of psychic energy spent as his alter ego coalesced into a being that is loving up the Republican primary as it's last revenge

Ivor Biggun
Apr 30, 2003

A big "Fuck You!" from the Keyhole nebula

Lipstick Apathy

A Tasteful Nude posted:

He's like one of those satirical tv spots from robocop but IRL and a significant portion of the American electorate doesn't get the joke and fuckin loves it

Trump 2016: I'll buy that for a dollar

Ivor Biggun
Apr 30, 2003

A big "Fuck You!" from the Keyhole nebula

Lipstick Apathy

Otacon posted:

skip to 4:20 i hate that something awful doesn't let me append timing links on youtube videos sorry

You can but you need to get the syntax exactly right or it don't work.

This link: [video type="youtube" start="4m20s"]la03mrWnOBE[/video]

Resolves to this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=la03mrWnOBE&t=260s

Ivor Biggun has issued a correction as of 01:45 on Aug 12, 2015

Otacon
Aug 13, 2002


Ivor Biggun posted:

You can but you need to get the syntax exactly right or it don't work.

This link: [video type="youtube" start="4m20s"]la03mrWnOBE[/video]

Resolves to this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=la03mrWnOBE&t=260s

i was stumped by this - but trump wouldn't have been. thanks.

anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
keep yr cool
#gaydadsfortrump

Salt Fish
Sep 11, 2003

Cybernetic Crumb

LOU BEGAS MUSTACHE posted:

#gaydadsfortrump

https://twitter.com/search?f=tweets&q=%23gaydadsfortrump&src=typd

um.....

PT6A
Jan 5, 2006

Public school teachers are callous dictators who won't lift a finger to stop children from peeing in my plane
I cannot buy a yooge, luxurious hat because they will not accept Canadian addresses! This is deeply disappointing, I wish to encourage my American friends to make the right choice and Make America Great Again.

Otacon
Aug 13, 2002


lol




dognald trump

qtiya

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

Otacon posted:

lol




dognald trump

qtiya

So luxurious

The Human Crouton
Sep 20, 2002

Otacon posted:

lol




dognald trump

qtiya

Trump dogs are the best dogs in the world, and I know dogs they're my favorite animals.

Mr. Pumroy
May 20, 2001

everything was beautiful and nothing hurt

Wheeee
Mar 11, 2001

When a tree grows, it is soft and pliable. But when it's dry and hard, it dies.

Hardness and strength are death's companions. Flexibility and softness are the embodiment of life.

That which has become hard shall not triumph.



oh no Trump!

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

That podium was obscenely expensive.

Otacon
Aug 13, 2002


true fact, he only uses those podiums once per speaking event! afterwards they get recycled down. they are custom ordered and hand made in argentina from a very rare old-growth tree known as 'nothofagus dombeyi' and he ordered over 420 of them for his 2015-2016 speaking events.

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.

Dieting Hippo
Jan 5, 2006

THIS IS NOT A PROPER DIET FOR A HIPPO

i would buy trump brand weed, no lie.

Otacon
Aug 13, 2002


Dieting Hippo posted:

i would buy trump brand weed, no lie.

dude, if the entirety of trumps platform was for the legalization of marijuana, on the stipulation that only his particular brand of marijuana was legalized, we'd be looking at the next president, no joke.

it'd probably be the best weed ever, and he'd get even richer and would singlehandedly have pulled america out of the dark ages

Wheeee
Mar 11, 2001

When a tree grows, it is soft and pliable. But when it's dry and hard, it dies.

Hardness and strength are death's companions. Flexibility and softness are the embodiment of life.

That which has become hard shall not triumph.

Dieting Hippo posted:

i would buy trump brand weed, no lie.

It'd be Mexican brick full of seeds and twigs sold in a luxurious soft-touch purple case with gold embossed print.

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

tweet trump:

YOU A FUCKING HAT
Jun 7, 1979

I CAN'T BE STOPPED OR REASONED WITH



Trump declares, "I am the most fabulous whiner."

http://www.cnn.com/2015/08/11/politics/donald-trump-refutes-third-party-run-report/index.html

railroad terror
Jul 2, 2007

choo choo

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe
Anybody who makes Megyn Kelly eat poo poo is a-ok with me

Tenzarin
Jul 24, 2007
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Taco Defender
Photoshop friday: where is megan kelly bleeding from?

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007


:lol: @ D&D pretending he's not a good speaker, when he can say anything and his polls increase.

YOU A FUCKING HAT
Jun 7, 1979

I CAN'T BE STOPPED OR REASONED WITH



Nonsense posted:

:lol: @ D&D pretending he's not a good speaker, when he can say anything and his polls increase.

To be fair, that really is the best answer to someone calling you a whiner.

Hadaka Apron
Feb 12, 2015
This is the better Simpsons reference for Trump's campaign:

Nagato
Apr 26, 2011

Why yes my username is the same as an autistic alien who looks like a 9 year old from an anime, why do ask?
:nyoron:

AssassinPrincess posted:

To be fair, that really is the best answer to someone calling you a whiner.

I think a more tactical response would be, "You can't call it whining when people are listening to me."

But a few seconds later he does say that and goes on to tell the interviewer, "I'm a huge fan of your mother," and I do think that is the best thing you can say to someone calling you a whiner.

The Real Paddy
Aug 21, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
http://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/55caaf56e4b0f73b20bb1c53

"Trump Defends Planned Parenthood"

I am *telling* you people, Trump won't run a perfect campaign, but he is crafty - a lot of this over the top bluster is aimed squarely at the Republican base. He's gone after Fox and is in the process of making Fox his bitch, and he's already showing a total and complete capacity for strategic moderation - this man can fake sincerity.

Now imagine him going off on some sprawling tangent about Hillary's emails, "Let me tell you, I'VE never been investigated by the FBI. Have you?" - keep in mind, he has no problem with lying or being disingenuous on the spot.

Hillary's charisma vs Trump's? Forget about it. "There she goes again." - America is going to be duped by an actor *again.* Substance is irrelevant aside from what substances you'd like to imbibe to make the painful debate capable of being watched.

http://www.mediaite.com/online/democratic-poll-finds-hillary-clinton-trailing-multiple-republicans-in-iowa/

Do you remember that sarcastic Reagan obituary? Remembering Reagan? "He made us feel good." - that's what Trump is going to do, but otherwise mostly bullshit with *probably* some good policy proposals (watch out for this) that would appeal to a broad spectrum of people along with the crazy wall poo poo, little if any of which he would have any intention of enacting.

But yes, let's complacently sit back and be cooly, ironically dismissive of the man that would never announce, file, or make it to the debate.

The Real Paddy
Aug 21, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
http://hotair.com/archives/2015/08/12/trump-on-a-wealth-tax-a-very-conservative-thing-to-do-if-its-helping-pay-down-the-national-debt/

Trump on a wealth tax: A very conservative thing to do, if it’s helping pay down the national debt

Has Sanders even proposed a wealth tax, yet?

Tenzarin
Jul 24, 2007
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Taco Defender

The Real Paddy posted:

http://hotair.com/archives/2015/08/12/trump-on-a-wealth-tax-a-very-conservative-thing-to-do-if-its-helping-pay-down-the-national-debt/

Trump on a wealth tax: A very conservative thing to do, if it’s helping pay down the national debt

Has Sanders even proposed a wealth tax, yet?

Sanders is planning $15 dollar minimum wage and single payer healthcare paid for by the government. I'm pretty sure hes trying to steal money.

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The Real Paddy
Aug 21, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

Tenzarin posted:

Sanders is planning $15 dollar minimum wage and single payer healthcare paid for by the government. I'm pretty sure hes trying to steal money.

Yes, as a Sanders supporter (and native Vermonter) I am aware of and quite happy with those aspects of his platform - but I find the mere existence of a policy proposal from Trump that involves a mechanism (wealth tax) that even Sanders has not considered broaching (but he should) to be both fascinating and unnerving, especially in the context of my previous post.

The Real Paddy has issued a correction as of 23:32 on Aug 12, 2015

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