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WATCH OIUT LADY!!!
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# ? Aug 11, 2015 22:48 |
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mind the walrus posted:It's a dog chasing a car--they're more interested in the idea than the reality. As a divorce attorney, holy poo poo this is spot on. Whenever a male client says they want primary custody of the kids, I always ask them if it's really because they want reduced child support. Every single one always says "of course not! it's for the kid's best interests!" in an indignant tone. When I ask them how they plan to change their work schedule, free time, etc. to accommodate the child's schedule, however, it all seems to break down and turn back to the real desire of lowered child support. Still though, the courts do seem to fall into enforcing the status quo as it relates to custody/support; if you were the primary care-giver [primary bread-winner] during the marriage, you will be the primary custodian [non-custodial parent responsible for child support] after divorce. Edit: vvv this is legit my plan. My girlfriend is a pediatrician resident and I keep telling her I want to be the stay at home dad. Easy street. Brother Tadger has a new favorite as of 02:31 on Aug 12, 2015 |
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1redflag posted:As a divorce attorney, holy poo poo this is spot on. Whenever a male client says they want primary custody of the kids, I always ask them if it's really because they want reduced child support. Every single one always says "of course not! it's for the kid's best interests!" in an indignant tone. When I ask them how they plan to change their work schedule, free time, etc. to accommodate the child's schedule, however, it all seems to break down and turn back to the real desire of lowered child support. Still though, the courts do seem to fall into enforcing the status quo as it relates to custody/support; if you were the primary care-giver [primary bread-winner] during the marriage, you will be the primary custodian [non-custodial parent responsible for child support] after divorce. So, get married, quit job, make wife support me, take the kids and the house. Got it.
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# ? Aug 11, 2015 23:05 |
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1redflag posted:Still though, the courts do seem to fall into enforcing the status quo as it relates to custody/support; if you were the primary care-giver [primary bread-winner] during the marriage, you will be the primary custodian [non-custodial parent responsible for child support] after divorce. To be clear, does this translate to this? VendaGoat posted:So, get married, quit job, make wife support me, take the kids and the house. Got it. Because I read primary care giver as the person who stays home with them, and primary bread winner as the person with a good job. How does this seem to break out when both parents work and share responsibilities more or less equally? Additionally, what does this mean for custody of our cats should I get divorced?
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# ? Aug 11, 2015 23:13 |
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RFC2324 posted:Additionally, what does this mean for custody of our cats should I get divorced? Bro, you just gotta let that pussy go.
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# ? Aug 11, 2015 23:26 |
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VendaGoat posted:Bro, you just gotta let that pussy go.
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# ? Aug 11, 2015 23:33 |
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Mans posted:WATCH OIUT LADY!!! Wow, racist much? They might be a couple. Living people have been able to lawfully wed Calcium Americans for a while now.
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# ? Aug 11, 2015 23:56 |
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# ? Aug 12, 2015 00:02 |
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seriously what the gently caress
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# ? Aug 12, 2015 00:05 |
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# ? Aug 12, 2015 00:05 |
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Is that a JC Denton body pillow?
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# ? Aug 12, 2015 00:14 |
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GOTTA STAY FAI posted:seriously what the gently caress Confession: I have no idea, but they're so bizarre I can't help but post them.
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# ? Aug 12, 2015 00:14 |
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beato posted:Why did I Google that? Why did I zoom in on the pics? What did you google? I wanna see. Show me.
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# ? Aug 12, 2015 00:16 |
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There's such a story behind each one.
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# ? Aug 12, 2015 00:20 |
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LIK DIS IF U CRY EVERTIM
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# ? Aug 12, 2015 00:42 |
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I have that Sentinel hero clix figure. It's pretty rad.
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# ? Aug 12, 2015 00:44 |
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Ak Gara posted:Screw you for reminding me about that event. beato posted:Why did I Google that? Why did I zoom in on the pics? cowboythreespeech posted:What did you google? I wanna see. Show me.
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# ? Aug 12, 2015 00:44 |
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What the serious gently caress?!? What is HAPPENING in these empty anti-psychotic meds you call images? Those weird expressions... princess points... little details... so many questions I'm afraid of having answered.
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# ? Aug 12, 2015 00:48 |
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I found this vintage meme Can one of you weeaboos translate? What does this depict?
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# ? Aug 12, 2015 00:54 |
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Vic posted:I found this vintage meme Gay sex
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# ? Aug 12, 2015 00:56 |
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Vic posted:I found this vintage meme ULTRA DANK VINTAGE MEEMEE What do you think it depicts?
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# ? Aug 12, 2015 00:57 |
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I don't know what a japanese soldier loving a russian soldier in the rear end means in japanese?
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# ? Aug 12, 2015 00:59 |
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Vic posted:I don't know what a japanese soldier loving a russian soldier in the rear end means in japanese? They're in a frat.
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# ? Aug 12, 2015 01:04 |
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# ? Aug 12, 2015 01:08 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xhsj9J0BbqM
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# ? Aug 12, 2015 01:12 |
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:
thank mr. cunnilingal
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# ? Aug 12, 2015 01:30 |
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Vic posted:I found this vintage meme A Japanese soldier rapes and belittles a Russian soldier.
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# ? Aug 12, 2015 01:34 |
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Paladinus posted:A Japanese soldier rapes and belittles a Russian soldier. Tastefully depicted
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# ? Aug 12, 2015 01:37 |
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I'm the tasteful part of the painting where you can't tell if it's dick, thigh or 4 balls.
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# ? Aug 12, 2015 01:49 |
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:talk dooty to me Niiiice
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# ? Aug 12, 2015 01:51 |
Baba Yaga Fanboy posted:What the serious gently caress?!? What is HAPPENING in these empty anti-psychotic meds you call images? Those weird expressions... princess points... little details... so many questions I'm afraid of having answered. http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/tendies-stories Its in there
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# ? Aug 12, 2015 01:53 |
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Baba Yaga Fanboy posted:What the serious gently caress?!? What is HAPPENING in these empty anti-psychotic meds you call images? Those weird expressions... princess points... little details... so many questions I'm afraid of having answered.
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# ? Aug 12, 2015 01:57 |
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I miss Raising Cane's.
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# ? Aug 12, 2015 02:20 |
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Vic posted:I don't know what a japanese soldier loving a russian soldier in the rear end means in japanese? Tsushima
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# ? Aug 12, 2015 02:51 |
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I can't read Japanese, but I assume some of it says BAKA GAIJIN GO HOME
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# ? Aug 12, 2015 02:57 |
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Chain restaurants shouldn't serve rare burgers
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# ? Aug 12, 2015 03:06 |
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Who fuckin' draws these??? Who is the internet weirdo of legend that has the creepy hand growing due to crystal treatment therapy fetish?
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# ? Aug 12, 2015 03:12 |
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# ? Aug 12, 2015 03:15 |
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JaysonAych posted:thank mr. cunnilingal This deserved recognition.
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# ? Aug 12, 2015 03:24 |
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Come on man, you can't post it without the story behind it!
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# ? Aug 12, 2015 03:31 |