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Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth
>Ask him what year it is

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Eight-Six
Oct 26, 2007

loquacius posted:

>Casually ask guy to remind you who you're supposed to be again

Tenzarin
Jul 24, 2007
.
Taco Defender
> Take out phone and call your contact to let them know you are here have meet your forward team to assassinate Hillary Clinton
> Remove your headgear to reveal yourself as Bernie Sanders.

Tenzarin fucked around with this message at 21:59 on Aug 12, 2015

Borden
Jul 23, 2008

Regalingualius posted:

>Recruit John as your companion while still pretending to be "her", then ask him to guide you back to the place "you" live at.

Make him give you a piggy back ride to make it fun.

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

posting is magic



>ask John about Hillary Clinton's orchestration of the false flag Benghazi attack

Garth_Marenghi
Nov 7, 2011

Atma posted:



James breathes his last breath, and John collapses over him, weeping pathetically.

"What did we do to deserve this?" he moans at no one in particular.

Tear out James' entrails and wrap them around your shoulders like a meaty boa.
say -" I look Fabulous!!! Now, Tell me what I want to know and I shall be merciful and end your suffering."

Command Ant
Aug 9, 2010

I can make you
worth your weight
in gold!
> deliver a bicycle kick to john while he is distracted with his mourning

wilderthanmild
Jun 21, 2010

Posting shit




Grimey Drawer

loquacius posted:

>Casually ask guy to remind you who you're supposed to be again

Lukewarm Gazpacho
Aug 8, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
College Slice
Has that guy's dick been sucked yet? Suck dat dick Daddy

Lukewarm Gazpacho
Aug 8, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
College Slice
After all, that is something a "she" should do

NecroMonster
Jan 4, 2009

>tap man on shoulder while he is looking away, when he turns to face you, kick him in the stomach and proceed with the loving stone cold stunner you fool

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth
> Tell John, "No John, you are the demons"

Concerned Citizen
Jul 22, 2007
Ramrod XTreme

NecroMonster posted:

>tap man on shoulder while he is looking away, when he turns to face you, kick him in the stomach and proceed with the loving stone cold stunner you fool

NecroMonster
Jan 4, 2009

if this succeeds the man still sleeping is going to get a lot of peoples elbows

PTSDeedly Do
Nov 24, 2014

VOID-DOME LOSER 2020


loquacius posted:

>Casually ask guy to remind you who you're supposed to be again

flerp
Feb 25, 2014

loquacius posted:

>Casually ask guy to remind you who you're supposed to be again

prostidude
Jul 23, 2015

prostidude
Jul 23, 2015

NecroMonster posted:

>tap man on shoulder while he is looking away, when he turns to face you, kick him in the stomach and proceed with the loving stone cold stunner you fool

eljackass
May 19, 2004

Caution is a word that I can't understand

NecroMonster posted:

>tap man on shoulder while he is looking away, when he turns to face you, kick him in the stomach and proceed with the loving stone cold stunner you fool

YES! Any chance our CAN contains beer?

I Am A Robot
Jul 1, 2006

loquacius posted:

>Casually ask guy to remind you who you're supposed to be again

Justin Tyme
Feb 22, 2011


NecroMonster posted:

>tap man on shoulder while he is looking away, when he turns to face you, kick him in the stomach and proceed with the loving stone cold stunner you fool

Mycroft Holmes
Mar 26, 2010

by Azathoth

NecroMonster posted:

>tap man on shoulder while he is looking away, when he turns to face you, kick him in the stomach and proceed with the loving stone cold stunner you fool

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring

loquacius posted:

>Casually ask guy to remind you who you're supposed to be again


SirEvelynTremble posted:

>tell John to eat James' corpse "we can't leave any evidence"


NecroMonster posted:

>tap man on shoulder while he is looking away, when he turns to face you, kick him in the stomach and proceed with the loving stone cold stunner you fool

Nefarious
Sep 26, 2000

by XyloJW

Madcosby posted:

lol way to use sprites over

are you trying to be an internet hero in our leftover years

where your wife left you

and you thhought this would be cool

seriously bro

gnarley will sticky this

but you know
as well as we all know

youre done

done

Arsonist Daria
Feb 27, 2011

Requiescat in pace.

loquacius posted:

>Casually ask guy to remind you who you're supposed to be again

Robbie Fowler
May 31, 2011

NecroMonster posted:

>tap man on shoulder while he is looking away, when he turns to face you, kick him in the stomach and proceed with the loving stone cold stunner you fool

Sharkie
Feb 4, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
twerk.

TwoFire
Sep 11, 2001

by Ralp
triple dog dicks

Pussy Quipped
Jan 29, 2009

NecroMonster posted:

>tap man on shoulder while he is looking away, when he turns to face you, kick him in the stomach and proceed with the loving stone cold stunner you fool

Pinche Rudo
Feb 8, 2005

NecroMonster posted:

>tap man on shoulder while he is looking away, when he turns to face you, kick him in the stomach and proceed with the loving stone cold stunner you fool

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

Borden posted:

Make him give you a piggy back ride to make it fun.

Izumi Konata
May 4, 2012

by Ralp

Atma posted:

The man in blue regards his companion dolefully. "You know what I must do..."

The other man raises his hand initially to protest, but then drops it. He sighs with what seems to be either relief or resignation. "It's okay John... I'm ready to go," he says in a soft stone. "I can't do this anymore."

John drives the blade into his companion's chest, tears welling in his eyes. "I'm so sorry, James."



James breathes his last breath, and John collapses over him, weeping pathetically.

"What did we do to deserve this?" he moans at no one in particular.


John LEVELS UP five times,

Acquires new skill!

John learns Holy-elemental Megidoloan, able to fell whole armies of darkness in a single cast!


John reached MASTER level of the Hierophant Arcana! All stats raised! Persona Lucifer Unlocked!

Cellular
Jun 24, 2006

ow ow ow

NecroMonster posted:

>tap man on shoulder while he is looking away, when he turns to face you, kick him in the stomach and proceed with the loving stone cold stunner you fool

AEMINAL
May 22, 2015

barf barf i am a dog, barf on your carpet, barf
> Suck his dick until he cums in your mouth

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle

Kitchner posted:

>Congratulate him on proving his loyalty and tell him there is one more task he must perform for you. If he does it, then he can be released from your servitude forever. If he agrees tell him to hand over his weapon, and tell him to gently caress his dead companion. While he's loving his dead companion, decapitate him.

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle

Mudpuppy posted:

Has that guy's dick been sucked yet? Suck dat dick Daddy

>bring cummies for the survivor

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle

NecroMonster posted:

>tap man on shoulder while he is looking away, when he turns to face you, kick him in the stomach and proceed with the loving stone cold stunner you fool

Amorphous Blob
Jun 26, 2009

by Lowtax

(and can't post for 2 years!)

>place your balls on the sleeping guys face

Hot Dog Day #82
Jul 5, 2003

Soiled Meat

loquacius posted:

>Casually ask guy to remind you who you're supposed to be again

Also:

> Ask guy what he thinks about the new Taylor Swift CD

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value-brand cereal
May 2, 2008

loquacius posted:

>Casually ask guy to remind you who you're supposed to be again

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