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trapped mouse
May 25, 2008

by Azathoth
http://imgur.com/gallery/cXWV6

edit: This is on the front page.

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22 Eargesplitten
Oct 10, 2010



The only way to make dad jokes worse.

the future is WOW
Sep 9, 2005

I QUIT!

queserasera posted:

Then I saw this.

http://m.imgur.com/gallery/6aYcH

Mental health and chronic illness slacktivism make me grumpy.

Even worse than slacktivism, this one goes from the standard "your parents and family will be hurt by your suicide" spiel into a creepy teenage girl revenge fantasy: "your best friend can't get over it and tried to kill herself"; "the girls who bullied you aren't friends anymore and all blame themselves"; "the teacher who gave you a hard time had to quit"; "your boyfriend couldn't save you so now he cuts himself and cries every night and also he'll never fall in love again because every girl he meets reminds him of you"

I get the feeling that if you actually said that poo poo to someone who was suicidally depressed it would probably make things worse; call me crazy but I think trying to guilt someone out of their depression isn't really the best way to go about things.

the future is WOW has a new favorite as of 19:52 on Aug 12, 2015

trapped mouse
May 25, 2008

by Azathoth

The Mentalizer posted:

Even worse than slacktivism, this one goes from the standard "your parents and family will be hurt by your suicide" spiel into a creepy teenage girl revenge fantasy: "your best friend can't get over it and tried to kill herself"; "the girls who bullied you aren't friends anymore and all blame themselves"; "the teacher who gave you a hard time had to quit"; "your boyfriend couldn't save you so now he cuts himself and cries every night and also he'll never fall in love again because every girl he meets reminds him of you"

I get the feeling that if you actually said that poo poo to someone who was suicidally depressed it would probably make things worse; call me crazy but I think trying to guilt someone out of their depression isn't really the best way to go about things.

Agreed, this almost sounds like someone trying to convince themselves that once they kill themselves, that'll teach them, they'll all appreciate me so much more if I'm dead. Which is honestly a waaaay worse way to think. It might be better to have an image that was more along the lines of "hey, you know that group of teens that terrorize you every day? if you die now, they'll forget all about you, and your friend's memories will fade too. gently caress that noise, be the best you can possibly be and make them remember you for the rest of their goddamn lives."

Owl Inspector
Sep 14, 2011

The Mentalizer posted:

Even worse than slacktivism, this one goes from the standard "your parents and family will be hurt by your suicide" spiel into a creepy teenage girl revenge fantasy: "your best friend can't get over it and tried to kill herself"; "the girls who bullied you aren't friends anymore and all blame themselves"; "the teacher who gave you a hard time had to quit"; "your boyfriend couldn't save you so now he cuts himself and cries every night and also he'll never fall in love again because every girl he meets reminds him of you"

I get the feeling that if you actually said that poo poo to someone who was suicidally depressed it would probably make things worse; call me crazy but I think trying to guilt someone out of their depression isn't really the best way to go about things.

I missed this link when it was posted but goddamn, one of the dumbest things I've ever read.

It's the E/N way of dealing with depressed people. It's too much effort and would require an actual drop of empathy to show love and support for someone who wants to kill themselves, so it's easier to just pile on the guilt and shame they probably already feel and then put them out of your mind, pretending that it helped. Depression is different for everyone but shame is a very central part of it for me, and while it is technically a suicide deterrent, it's not "helping." The idea that shaming someone so that they don't kill themselves is actually helping comes from this weird mindset that the only meaningful point is that they don't kill themselves, because suicide is a Bad Thing that must not happen for some reason, and as long as the suicide doesn't happen then we can safely go home and forget about it. But the actual effect this has is keeping somebody alive while making their life even worse, because they're dealing with the extra guilt you threw at them before saying "you are someone else's problem now" and leaving them with it. Guilt doesn't make anyone feel better.

I do not understand how there are so many people praising that mess.

22 Eargesplitten
Oct 10, 2010



trapped mouse posted:

It might be better to have an image that was more along the lines of "hey, you know that group of teens that terrorize you every day? if you die now, they'll forget all about you, and your friend's memories will fade too. gently caress that noise, be the best you can possibly be and make them remember you for the rest of their goddamn lives."

I don't know, if someone had told me that the damage I would do by killing myself would pass, that would have made me more likely to do it. For some people, it's the feeling of having given absolutely everything you had and coming up short.

Maybe that's why psychologists need so much training, different approaches are going to work for different people.

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

??? ?
Never lose hope
http://imgur.com/gallery/2Zimn

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

??? ?
And now back to our scheduled program !

http://imgur.com/gallery/bzoQAAx

Fashionable Jorts
Jan 18, 2010

Maybe if I'm busy it could keep me from you



Fathis Munk posted:

And now back to our scheduled program !

http://imgur.com/gallery/bzoQAAx

The comments on that one are surprisingly good, calling out bullshit.

goose willis
Jun 14, 2015

Get ready for teh wacky laughz0r!

quote:

TLDR: White cop doesn't kill black person for minor traffic violation. Racism over.

Serperoth
Feb 21, 2013





Holy poo poo, Sarah's thousand-yard stare. I don't want to imagine how many showers it will take to wash the experience off.

goose willis
Jun 14, 2015

Get ready for teh wacky laughz0r!


Let's play Guess the Gender

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

??? ?

Serperoth posted:

Holy poo poo, Sarah's thousand-yard stare. I don't want to imagine how many showers it will take to wash the experience off.

http://i.imgur.com/qKPFNBF.webm

Hmm I wonder why Sarah would have a thousand yard stare, it probably is not imgur's creepy obsession with her ?

(Half the camp imgur posts are about sarah)

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

Fathis Munk posted:

http://i.imgur.com/qKPFNBF.webm

Hmm I wonder why Sarah would have a thousand yard stare, it probably is not imgur's creepy obsession with her ?

(Half the camp imgur posts are about sarah)

That's disturbing.

http://imgur.com/gallery/T7zRFJO

goose willis
Jun 14, 2015

Get ready for teh wacky laughz0r!

Fathis Munk posted:

imgur's creepy obsession with her ?

http://imgur.com/gallery/XmKF50D

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

goose fleet posted:

Let's play Guess the Gender

Who cares you weirdo

Your Computer
Oct 3, 2008




Grimey Drawer
So I just found out on imgur that there has been a massive explosion in China and hundreds are injured, at least 13 dead. What does imgur have to say? Same thing they say every time anything remotely Asian gets posted

"Ho Lee Fuk"
"Sum Ting Wong"
"Ho Ree Sheet"


:smith:

Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012



ArtIsResistance
May 19, 2007

QUEEN OF FRANCE, SAVIOR OF LOWTAX
Ah the imgur thread, there weren't enough threads for goons to feel superior to literal children and teenagers

Vorenus
Jul 14, 2013
I mean imgur has some seriously messed up people but it is still better than 99% of anything you'll find in GBS or FYAD or this thread so

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

??? ?
Yes thank you both for coming in here and sharing your opinion.

How dare we mock the poor people of Imgur, shining beacon of humanity that they are.

Fashionable Jorts
Jan 18, 2010

Maybe if I'm busy it could keep me from you



ArtIsResistance posted:

Ah the imgur thread, there weren't enough threads for goons to feel superior to literal children and teenagers

Did you see the people at that camp? They are all in their mid-twenties. They have no excuse to act the way they do. It's not like making fun of the kids on Tumblr since they are actual children, these are grown rear end adults who are this awful.

Serperoth
Feb 21, 2013




Fashionable Jorts posted:

Did you see the people at that camp? They are all in their mid-twenties. They have no excuse to act the way they do. It's not like making fun of the kids on Tumblr since they are actual children, these are grown rear end adults who are this awful.

That's precisely the issue. It's not a kid on Facebook or Tumblr or something saying dumb poo poo they'll grow out of in 3 years, it's basically reddit-lite, the majority being young adults (18-25 or so), people who should know better.

Fried Watermelon
Dec 29, 2008


ArtIsResistance posted:

Ah the imgur thread, there weren't enough threads for goons to feel superior to literal children and teenagers

oh no we are going over the forums thread quota!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

22 Eargesplitten
Oct 10, 2010



Serperoth posted:

That's precisely the issue. It's not a kid on Facebook or Tumblr or something saying dumb poo poo they'll grow out of in 3 years, it's basically reddit-lite, the majority being young adults (18-25 or so), people who should know better.

To be fair, I'm 24 and still pretty stupid. I don't think that's going to change any time soon.

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

??? ?
:hfive:

I am not suite as stupid as those people though. Not in the same way at least.

THE PENETRATOR
Jul 27, 2014

by Lowtax

Fashionable Jorts posted:

Did you see the people at that camp? They are all in their mid-twenties. They have no excuse to act the way they do. It's not like making fun of the kids on Tumblr since they are actual children, these are grown rear end adults who are this awful.

Hm. How do you know how those people act, op?

ArtIsResistance
May 19, 2007

QUEEN OF FRANCE, SAVIOR OF LOWTAX

THE PENETRATOR posted:

Hm. How do you know how those people act, op?

I think it is similar in concept to the fat thread, where the posters are computer programmers who lost some fat and now spend their days making fun of fat people

Your Computer
Oct 3, 2008




Grimey Drawer
Oh boy it's time for more rampant racism on the imgur front page!

"N*gga tellin' da trut"


Previous gems by the same poster include;
Talking about how "the multicultural experiment" has failed in Europe because of filthy immigrants
Quotes from Varg Vikernes
Lashing out at "gypsies and jews" for ruining the western civilization
Misogynistic rants

..and more!


Aside from being low-hanging fruit, I don't see why pointing out poo poo like this on imgur is such a horrible thing :shrug:

goose willis
Jun 14, 2015

Get ready for teh wacky laughz0r!
Barkley Shut Up and Jam!

I brought my Drake
Jul 10, 2014

These high-G injections have some serious side effects after pulling so many jumps.

http://m.imgur.com/gallery/rVZArJt



The commenters are dead serious.

Radio Paranoia
Jun 27, 2010

It is now safe to turn off your computer.
Has anyone noticed the trend where Imgur tells a joke, but every line is an image macro?

To everyone who said that one day people will only be able to communicate in memes, I think that day is closer than we think.

Cuntellectual
Aug 6, 2010

Radio Paranoia posted:

Has anyone noticed the trend where Imgur tells a joke, but every line is an image macro?

To everyone who said that one day people will only be able to communicate in memes, I think that day is closer than we think.

Wow, even for that particular dad joke, that was about the most awfully tortured way to go about telling it.

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

ArtIsResistance posted:

I think it is similar in concept to the fat thread, where the posters are computer programmers who lost some fat and now spend their days making fun of fat people

So what does this make you, someone who hates this thread yet can't stop posting in it?

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

??? ?
Cross post from the :happened: thread

Maw posted:

good ol' imgur posted:

I got an application for an internship from a young woman. She expressed in her e-mail that it was urgent because the internship had to consist of at least 65 days of work before the end of november this year. Her résumé was incomplete and the e-mail was less than polite, but I decided to take her application through the standard procedure. 

I'm not a cop, but I do work with the police and the district attorney so one of the steps in the procedure consists of checking the applicant for any sort of criminal record. Her name didn't yield any results, and since her résumé did not include a date of birth I couldn't complete that step. However, I have to justify why I use the registry, so I made a report about it and filed it with the appropriate person. The next step consists of an intake conversation, so I invited her to my office. 

She was two hours late, making an excuse about how she lost track of time because she is a woman. I asked for her ID to get the necessary information for a thorough check of criminal record and noticed the name she had given me in her e-mail was not the same as the one on her ID. When I told her that we need the real name of our applicants for the procedure, she acted a little weird but allowed me to get the information.She did mention her Russian heritage, and that she preferred to go by her nickname rather than the admittedly long name her parents had given her. 

The intake conversation wasn't very good, she had no idea what kind of an internship she was looking for nor did she show any interest in the projects I had written out for her. When I asked her the main reason she wanted to do an internship at my department, she simply replied with "It's close to home and I only applied here so you're my only option" 

It didn't take long for me to realize she wasn't going to be an asset to the department, so I notified her that she didn't get the internship. Two days later I get a letter from internal supervision. The girl had filed a complaint. 

Turns out asking for someone's real name is racist. That was the exact complaint she had filed. All I had to do to negate this complaint is refer to the standard procedure. The complaint was denied, wouldn't even get a mention in my personal record. 

I admit that this woman was attractive to most standards, blonde hair, petite yet busty, and so on. But the intake conversation had focused primarily on motivation and skills such as writing, processing information, and she was at a level which I found insufficient for the internship. This complaint was more substanial and detailed, consisting of two full pages. 

according to her, I had done the following: 

- Asked her the size of her breasts (she added the actual size in the complaint, a 75E) 
- Touched her breasts to feel if they are real (Which they are, according to the complaint) 
- Pull down her top so she was exposed for the intirety of the intake 
- Smelled her hair while stroking her shoulders (Because of her new vanilla extract shampoo, of course) 
- Placed my bulge (from my penis, as explained in the complaint) on my desk, inviting her to touch it 
- Ask her about how she feels about blowing me in my office right there and then 
- Ask her name and any online alliases so I can google her nudes (which are a private matter!) 
- Google her nudes while she was still present at my desk (while she was still exposed) 

Mind you that I did all of this in a span of 15 minutes. Another note: my office has a glass wall facing the hallway, no blinds, and my office is next to the coffeemachine and the copier. 

Because of the serious nature of the complaint, I had to face the board of internal supervision. 

The board of internal supervision has to consist of four men and four women. They have to be unbiased and neutral so they are not from the same departement I am in. The full complaint is read aloud, afterwards the subject of the complaint (me) gets the chance to give his/her side of the story, after which the board evaluates if further investigation is 
necessary. This board gives a recommandation for the case - could be dismissing the complaint, could be a suspension - and the head of departement goes from there. This whole procedure may seem absurd, but seen as I work for the governement, this is just the way it has been decided. 

To [the men] it was obvious that this was another false complaint. Now given that they should evaluate the situation unbiased, they kept their reaction to a mere gesture or a rolling of the eyes and remained silent until the full complaint was read. After the complaint was read, I began my defence, but was shortly interupted because... 

Two of [the women] literally started shouting at me, while the third kept chiming in with a sassy "mhmm" or "yeah!" They asked me (and answered for me) the following questions: 
You are single right? A single 28 year old man must be obsessed with getting some 
How tall are you? Tall men always assert dominance on women. It's a fact 
What kind of porn do you watch? I bet this girl looks like your fantasy girl 

Then the loudest of the three concluded with "TURNING DOWN THIS WOMAN FOR THE JOB IS SEXIST! YOU SHOULD GET FIRED!" 

[the fourth woman] pointed out the facts of the circumstances in this conversation, namely 

- The first complaint didn't mention anything sexual going on 
- The 15 minutes the conversation lasted 
- The glass wall without blinds 
- The poor résumé of the woman involved 
- IT department checked my google activity that day, no mention of any search for "nudes" 
- The fact that all of this mess is over an unpaid internship 
- The woman involved has a criminal record, two facts involving false complaints 

The board decided to question the woman filing the complaint for more details 

She admitted that she made the whole thing up. She was crying. Reptiles and onions, man. Crocodile tears. The board dismissed the complaint.
http://imgur.com/gallery/8MZXa

Also mods please rename thread to just idiots on imgur or sth I guess.

:rip: camp imgur, I had high hopes for you!

AstroWhale
Mar 28, 2009

Posted by Free Market.
:ughh:
More depressing: https://imgur.com/gallery/f3Dm9L7
:staredog:

hyperhazard
Dec 4, 2011

I am the one lascivious
With magic potion niveous

kazil posted:

Imgur's duality isn't really that strange. Images get on the front page from being popular in the user submitted gallery. The user submitted gallery is mostly MRAs, racists, homophobes, etc. and the front page crowd is...well still that but a lot less.

So a lovely opinion gets popular in the back channels, makes it to the popular part of the site, and is then slammed in the comments.

From a while ago, but it's even simpler than this. When you comment on a photo, it immediately treats it as though you upvoted it. So if there are 1,000 people calling out a racist macro, that's 1,000 upvotes.

Owl Inspector
Sep 14, 2011

It automatically upvotes your own comments and images you publish, pretty sure it doesn't automatically upvote images you comment on. That would make no sense.

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

??? ?
Thank you usersub

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3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Fathis Munk posted:

Thank you usersub



Please don't advertise your escort service on the SA forums TIA.

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