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Fathis Munk posted:That was shared last page, though in the form of a huffpo article about said "fact" oops. It is clearly 'fact' though, why else would he be so specific about the station they were at
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You shouldn't judge people based on their appearance. Now let me describe how disgustingly old and washed-up this geezer was...
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# ? Aug 14, 2015 10:10 |
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good ol' imgur posted:I got an application for an internship from a young woman. She expressed in her e-mail that it was urgent because the internship had to consist of at least 65 days of work before the end of november this year. Her résumé was incomplete and the e-mail was less than polite, but I decided to take her application through the standard procedure. http://imgur.com/gallery/8MZXa
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# ? Aug 14, 2015 11:29 |
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75E 'petite but busty' Guy needs to learn how bra sizes work before he tries to lie.
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# ? Aug 14, 2015 11:36 |
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And of course they're eating that poo poo up on imgur.
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# ? Aug 14, 2015 11:54 |
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SybilVimes posted:75E 'petite but busty' Big numbers and letters that would mean you failed a test == huge tits to most people. Usually men, and sadly sometimes women who are wearing terrible ill fitting bras don't know how bra sizes work at all.
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# ? Aug 14, 2015 11:55 |
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Verisimilidude posted:And of course they're eating that poo poo up on imgur. There's a good few people calling him out on it, but they're not being upvoted anywhere near as much, predictably.
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# ? Aug 14, 2015 12:00 |
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All women are harpies
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# ? Aug 14, 2015 12:06 |
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OP also posted this: http://m.imgur.com/gallery/l5Bb4 What an interesting life he leads! Surely he doesn't have issues with women.
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# ? Aug 14, 2015 12:08 |
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SybilVimes posted:75E 'petite but busty' Lmfao picture a short woman with a 75 inch circumference ribcage "My bra is more than 6ft around"
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# ? Aug 14, 2015 12:15 |
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How the gently caress can you be dumb enough to believe that crap?! Also I like how he laid his bulge on the desk. Not the dick, the bulge. PUGGERNAUT posted:OP also posted this: quote:yourfriendlyneighborhoodcreep 15 points : 1 reply : 7 months ago reply
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# ? Aug 14, 2015 12:16 |
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sweeperbravo posted:Lmfao picture a short woman with a 75 inch circumference ribcage European bra sizes are different than American, you know that, right? Not that it makes that crap any less STDH. edit: 75E -> 34D apparently. chia has a new favorite as of 12:27 on Aug 14, 2015 |
# ? Aug 14, 2015 12:24 |
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Are people in London so prudish that you can't say "fanny" (gasp) in the metro? I know, STDH, but that jumped out to me.
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# ? Aug 14, 2015 12:30 |
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sweeperbravo posted:Lmfao picture a short woman with a 75 inch circumference ribcage 75 cm, European size ... My wife is 1.58 m, weighs 48 kgs and has 75 as bra size. So with an E cup, that would def. be in the "petite but very busty" category.
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# ? Aug 14, 2015 12:36 |
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lodewijk posted:Are people in London so prudish that you can't say "fanny" (gasp) in the metro? I know, STDH, but that jumped out to me. 'Fanny' in the UK refers to a lady's front bits rather than a butt, so it's a bit more risque than in the States. It would be so much better a story if she'd said 'oval office' though.
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# ? Aug 14, 2015 12:42 |
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Fanny means butt in the US? Huh, I've only ever seen it used in the UK sense. E: also it's the first name of a friend of mine, it's a rather common name for girls in French
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# ? Aug 14, 2015 12:45 |
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lodewijk posted:75 cm, European size ... My wife is 1.58 m, weighs 48 kgs and has 75 as bra size. So with an E cup, that would def. be in the "petite but very busty" category. But everything about the story screams America, nothing hints at a European country, much less a non-english speaking one (we use inches for bras in the UK).
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# ? Aug 14, 2015 12:46 |
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HopperUK posted:'Fanny' in the UK refers to a lady's front bits rather than a butt, so it's a bit more risque than in the States. It would be so much better a story if she'd said 'oval office' though. Yeah, I know ... But still, the lady can say loving this and that without missing a beat, but fanny, that's too much.
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# ? Aug 14, 2015 12:51 |
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Guys, we're missing the point here. Namely that women are whores.
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# ? Aug 14, 2015 13:25 |
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Fathis Munk posted:I wish I could get chick tracts over here Can't you order them from chick.com? Back in high school I ordered a shitload of the funnier/stupid ones and left them everywhere. The Last Generation is probably the best one. Someone on SA has an avatar that's the kid's face with HERETIC in red text and every time I see it I lose my poo poo
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# ? Aug 14, 2015 14:19 |
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HopperUK posted:'Fanny' in the UK refers to a lady's front bits rather than a butt, so it's a bit more risque than in the States. It would be so much better a story if she'd said 'oval office' though. Fathis Munk posted:Fanny means butt in the US? Huh, I've only ever seen it used in the UK sense. Wait, does it mean the top front part or the lower front part? I guess if its the lower front part then the name 'fanny pack' suddenly makes sense.
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# ? Aug 14, 2015 14:33 |
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Yeah it's slang for vagina afaik Minarchist posted:Can't you order them from chick.com? Back in high school I ordered a shitload of the funnier/stupid ones and left them everywhere. The Last Generation is probably the best one. Someone on SA has an avatar that's the kid's face with HERETIC in red text and every time I see it I lose my poo poo It's not the same then to encounter them unironically in the wild I guess
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# ? Aug 14, 2015 14:36 |
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Fathis Munk posted:Yeah it's slang for vagina afaik Huh, that's actually pretty confusing to an American, because even using the word to mean the backside tends to be done in a playfully British accent, or spawn a couple people making references to tea and the Queen. At least where I'm from anyway.
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# ? Aug 14, 2015 14:53 |
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Then this old lady defends the younger beautiful one, because looks don't matter. But I mean, holy poo poo, that old women was old as gently caress! I mean, her tits were down to her knees! She probably had sawdust in her rear end! Old as gently caress!
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# ? Aug 14, 2015 15:00 |
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Does this thread get into anyone elses head? I was at the apple store because my cable is flayed and the guy there wanted £65(!!) for a new one. I asked about the EU 6-year warranty, he spoke to his boss and gave me a cable for free. A small victory, but I kept thinking how no-one clapped and I didn't get married
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# ? Aug 14, 2015 15:21 |
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I keep having to bite my tongue, so to speak, in the PYF cute things thread whenever someone posts an uplifting story. Often the very same ones that pop up here, as well.
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# ? Aug 14, 2015 15:30 |
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Yeah I've become way less trusting about stories too. Maybe that's for the best.
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# ? Aug 14, 2015 15:35 |
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I do also think this thread is a bit too cynical about things sometimes, but mostly those that are obviously jokes. Recently read about how internet racists in Germany are starting to post faked positive stories about refugees and foreigners on social media specifically so they can debunk them in the comments to "prove" the media's left-wing bias, so yeah a good dose of critical reading skills is a good thing to have.
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# ? Aug 14, 2015 15:40 |
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chia posted:European bra sizes are different than American, you know that, right? Not that it makes that crap any less STDH. No, I didn't, actually. I guess I could have assumed such but it didn't even cross my mind to think it was a European stid.
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# ? Aug 14, 2015 15:46 |
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next time you see some complete non sequitur in The Yospos Bitcoin Mega Thread maybe think twice before quoting it in the grey forums for great justice https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=1054513.msg12086266#msg12086266
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# ? Aug 14, 2015 16:24 |
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As a Millennial I posted:next time you see some complete non sequitur in The Yospos Bitcoin Mega Thread maybe think twice before quoting it in the grey forums for great justice https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=1054513.msg12086266#msg12086266 What are we supposed to be looking at? Do you shout at mental tramps on the subway or not?
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# ? Aug 14, 2015 16:28 |
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That is an insane atheist anarchist bitcoiner whom we have been making fun of in The Yospos Bitcoin Mega Thread for the past week. It's not really very funny at all, but divabot has forced me to defend myself, here, in The poo poo That Didn't Happen Mega Thread.
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# ? Aug 14, 2015 16:36 |
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So you saying you shouted back at mental people on the bus and got applause was an out of context joke?
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# ? Aug 14, 2015 17:36 |
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EmmyOk posted:So you saying you shouted back at mental people on the bus and got applause was an out of context joke? No, he was just quoting a Bitcoin fanboy. In the context of the thread it was more obvious.
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# ? Aug 14, 2015 17:41 |
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That makes sense.
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# ? Aug 14, 2015 17:47 |
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I would have believed that story if he was playing MGS3.
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# ? Aug 14, 2015 17:59 |
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As a Millennial I posted:next time you see some complete non sequitur in The Yospos Bitcoin Mega Thread maybe think twice before quoting it in the grey forums for great justice https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=1054513.msg12086266#msg12086266 and my sincere apologies, sir divabot has a new favorite as of 20:56 on Aug 14, 2015 |
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Ratjaculation posted:Does this thread get into anyone elses head? Two of my friends played "Bohemian Rhapsody" at their wedding reception, and a bunch of people (including me) danced and sang along. I kept thinking about the stories where people sing it in public and strangers join in.
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# ? Aug 14, 2015 20:58 |
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quote:NIKEstickER 1 point : 1 reply : 18 hours ago reply quote:
Not related to the veracity of the set but: quote:
Also, his gallery. There are a lot of choice pieces: Help girl with earring, insane other women calls me a rapist Girl interested in me is actually a whore Girl cries and I hug her, she tells everyone I have a huge dick Postal Parcel has a new favorite as of 22:47 on Aug 14, 2015 |
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Holy poo poo, OP's posts are a treasure trove of stdh http://imgur.com/user/AskmeaboutmystoriesornotIamausernamenotacop/submitted e: beaten by edit Tetracube has a new favorite as of 22:54 on Aug 14, 2015 |
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