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dentist toy box
Oct 9, 2012

There's a haint in the foothills of NC; the haint of the #3 chevy. The rich have formed a holy alliance to exorcise it but they'll never fucking catch him.


Seriously go to Bojanges if you want good fried chicken. Or Popeyes if you're not lucky enough.

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Neo_Crimson
Aug 15, 2011

"Is that your final dandy?"

Tiberius Thyben posted:

KFC is terrible and anti food porn.

I once got a KFC biscuit that was burnt on the outside but somehow raw on the inside.

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

Possibly Chicken posted:

Seriously go to Bojanges if you want good fried chicken. Or Popeyes if you're not lucky enough.

guess what are not anywhere close to me

ACES CURE PLANES
Oct 21, 2010



I actually like KFC's extra crispy. Not so much the chicken itself, but I love that breading.

This has been my shameful, cash crab level secret for you all, I hope you enjoyed.

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room
I have a Hip-Hop Chicken, a Korean chicken joint, and a KFC all within a few blocks of me. From everything I've heard, the first two are ten times better than KFC, but it does more business than both of them combined. People are weird about brand recognition.

titties
May 10, 2012

They're like two suicide notes stuffed into a glitter bra

cash crab posted:

IT'S PLATONIC and also can I have some oysters
yes

Skinny King Pimp posted:

Smoked oysters on triscuits is one of my favorite loving things in the god drat world and I had no idea anybody but me and my mom even ate that poo poo.
yes

Crow Jane posted:

RIP titties

Suicide by sodium.
I actually salt the oysters a little too. For real, I literally do that irl. It is amazing. I've come to the conclusion that I cannot be harmed by food.

2x double baconators OR classic doubles, large fries, frosty, and a large chili to cram the fries in is my go-to meal at Wendy's.

1 meatball footlong and 1 double-meat steak and cheese footlong is my usual Subway.

My new thing is an entire pretzel crust hot'n'ready at Little Ceasers.

These are single-serving meals.

The most horrifying thing I've ever eaten was a KFC crispy strips wrap. It doesn't sound that bad until you learn that I had forgotten about it and it sat in a bag on the stove for 3 days. The lettuce and the mayo had become indistinguishable from one another. I ate it anyway.

13Pandora13
Nov 5, 2008

I've got tiiits that swingle dangle dingle




Crow Jane posted:

I have a Hip-Hop Chicken, a Korean chicken joint, and a KFC all within a few blocks of me. From everything I've heard, the first two are ten times better than KFC, but it does more business than both of them combined. People are weird about brand recognition.

Aw sheet, motherfuckin' BonChon. Korean fried chicken owns bones.

You best bet for good soul style fried chicken is a local joint and not some lovely chain you dweebs.

Kakairo
Dec 5, 2005

In case of emergency, my ass can be used as a flotation device.

titties posted:

yes

yes

I actually salt the oysters a little too. For real, I literally do that irl. It is amazing. I've come to the conclusion that I cannot be harmed by food.

2x double baconators OR classic doubles, large fries, frosty, and a large chili to cram the fries in is my go-to meal at Wendy's.

1 meatball footlong and 1 double-meat steak and cheese footlong is my usual Subway.

My new thing is an entire pretzel crust hot'n'ready at Little Ceasers.

These are single-serving meals.

The most horrifying thing I've ever eaten was a KFC crispy strips wrap. It doesn't sound that bad until you learn that I had forgotten about it and it sat in a bag on the stove for 3 days. The lettuce and the mayo had become indistinguishable from one another. I ate it anyway.

cash crab and titties, a match made in heaven.

Tree Goat
May 24, 2009

argania spinosa

titties posted:

yes

yes

I actually salt the oysters a little too. For real, I literally do that irl. It is amazing. I've come to the conclusion that I cannot be harmed by food.

2x double baconators OR classic doubles, large fries, frosty, and a large chili to cram the fries in is my go-to meal at Wendy's.

1 meatball footlong and 1 double-meat steak and cheese footlong is my usual Subway.

My new thing is an entire pretzel crust hot'n'ready at Little Ceasers.

These are single-serving meals.

The most horrifying thing I've ever eaten was a KFC crispy strips wrap. It doesn't sound that bad until you learn that I had forgotten about it and it sat in a bag on the stove for 3 days. The lettuce and the mayo had become indistinguishable from one another. I ate it anyway.

is there a way to short sell human lives, like you would stocks?

titties
May 10, 2012

They're like two suicide notes stuffed into a glitter bra

Tree Goat posted:

is there a way to short sell human lives, like you would stocks?

I'm not overweight so it's fine right? IT'S FINE RIGHT?

gentle pete
Feb 21, 2015

by Nyc_Tattoo

titties posted:

yes

yes

I actually salt the oysters a little too. For real, I literally do that irl. It is amazing. I've come to the conclusion that I cannot be harmed by food.

2x double baconators OR classic doubles, large fries, frosty, and a large chili to cram the fries in is my go-to meal at Wendy's.

1 meatball footlong and 1 double-meat steak and cheese footlong is my usual Subway.

My new thing is an entire pretzel crust hot'n'ready at Little Ceasers.

These are single-serving meals.

The most horrifying thing I've ever eaten was a KFC crispy strips wrap. It doesn't sound that bad until you learn that I had forgotten about it and it sat in a bag on the stove for 3 days. The lettuce and the mayo had become indistinguishable from one another. I ate it anyway.

What's your height and weight? Also how many of your toes have fallen off?

titties
May 10, 2012

They're like two suicide notes stuffed into a glitter bra

gentle pete posted:

What's your height and weight? Also how many of your toes have fallen off?

5'8", 170 lbs, 0 missing toes. I am getting flabby around the middle as I get older though.

E: I know that might make me sound kind of fat since other guys that are my height / general build weight like 130. I used to spend a lot of time in the gym when I was younger and I weighed almost 200 lbs and was kind of stacked for a smaller guy. I promise I'm not fat, but I am getting doughy and I have begun to reconsider my eating habits.

titties has a new favorite as of 03:06 on Aug 13, 2015

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


titties posted:


The most horrifying thing I've ever eaten was a KFC crispy strips wrap. It doesn't sound that bad until you learn that I had forgotten about it and it sat in a bag on the stove for 3 days. The lettuce and the mayo had become indistinguishable from one another. I ate it anyway.

Ohhh, I remember those things. It tastes like that when you eat it fresh, I promise.

Kakairo posted:

cash crab and titties, a match made in heaven.

:allears: I'm glad we don't know eachother IRL because I feel like all we'd do is dare eachother to eat disgusting things.

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

I've been here the whole time, and you're not my real Dad! :emo:
You both sounds like you'd be ideal drinking buddies for me, beccause when I am drunk in the kitchen, dear god. No-one is safe.

AnonSpore
Jan 19, 2012

"I didn't see the part where he develops as a character so I guess he never developed as a character"
While we're sharing disgusting food stories I ate 3 week old pork once when I was in college. I wasn't even poor or anything, there was just nothing else to eat and I really, really didn't feel like leaving the house so I just pan fried that poo poo up and scarfed it down. I didn't die or even get sick but in retrospect it was an incredibly dumb thing to do.

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


^^ HA

bunnyofdoom posted:

You both sounds like you'd be ideal drinking buddies for me, beccause when I am drunk in the kitchen, dear god. No-one is safe.

I heard in another thread you made a successful stuggle meal. Tell me about it. Also, very anti-food and very Ontario: I took Smart Serve today. Turns out I can't be anyone's drinking buddy because you're not allowed to serve drunk people in this province. WHAT A SHAME

Maybe we need some content in case any new people come in and are intimdated by our tiny gross club

titties
May 10, 2012

They're like two suicide notes stuffed into a glitter bra

bunnyofdoom posted:

You both sounds like you'd be ideal drinking buddies for me, beccause when I am drunk in the kitchen, dear god. No-one is safe.

Let's do it. I have some kind of allergy to brewer's yeast or something so I can't drink beer or my favorite scotch / whisky / whiskey / bourbons anymore, but potato vodka, (expensive) gin, and rum are fine. How do you feel about eating an entire block of velveeta melted into 2 cans of hormel chili with spicy doritos?

E: cash crab, you're in Canada? I live in Michigan, this is happening. Send your wedding dress to the cleaners.

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

I've been here the whole time, and you're not my real Dad! :emo:
^^^^^^Well it's a good thing I got some drat good gins and rums then^^^^

cash crab posted:

^^ HA


I heard in another thread you made a successful stuggle meal. Tell me about it. Also, very anti-food and very Ontario: I took Smart Serve today. Turns out I can't be anyone's drinking buddy because you're not allowed to serve drunk people in this province. WHAT A SHAME

You can still be my drinking buddy. I can serve myself booze thank you very much!


Also, struggle meal was basically "Hmmm, these red peppers and mushrooms are looking close to off, as is this celery and this chicken leftovers should be eaten soon". So I tossed the red peppers and garlic in the oven then blender, sauteed the mushrooms, threw in the celery chopped, added tomato paste, boom, pasta sauce. I also melted cheese directly into the sauce. Nothing too fancy.

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


titties posted:

Send your wedding dress to the cleaners.

:saddowns: But nothing gets chocolate out


bunnyofdoom posted:

^^^^^^Well it's a good thing I got some drat good gins and rums then^^^^


You can still be my drinking buddy. I can serve myself booze thank you very much!


Also, struggle meal was basically "Hmmm, these red peppers and mushrooms are looking close to off, as is this celery and this chicken leftovers should be eaten soon". So I tossed the red peppers and garlic in the oven then blender, sauteed the mushrooms, threw in the celery chopped, added tomato paste, boom, pasta sauce. I also melted cheese directly into the sauce. Nothing too fancy.

We'll drink in the park! Also, mmm. Cheekan.

Kakairo
Dec 5, 2005

In case of emergency, my ass can be used as a flotation device.

cash crab posted:

:saddowns: But nothing gets chocolate out

You think a little chocolate stain is going to get in the way of this holy matrimony? By the time the wedding is over, the chocolate will get joined by all sorts of delicious/disgusting stains.

I'll bring the Chicago dogs. and knife anyone who tries to put ketchup on them

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room
I won't be able to make it, but I'd be honored to send you all a Baltimore delicacy for your nuptials. I'm thinking lake trout, which is neither trout or from a lake.

titties
May 10, 2012

They're like two suicide notes stuffed into a glitter bra

cash crab posted:

:saddowns: But nothing gets chocolate out

I think the clear solution then is to cover the entire thing in chocolate.

Sorry to make this the "titties courts a plump raccoon with literal garbage and processed cheese" thread, have some AFP from the Goldmine: Who can out-chili my chili?

Also, in honor of my new thread bros I think I'm going to finally open this bottle of 15-year-old Speyside single-malt, allergies be damned.

Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

Finally Living Rent Free

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

ah balls the chili escaped again

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


Kakairo posted:

You think a little chocolate stain is going to get in the way of this holy matrimony? By the time the wedding is over, the chocolate will get joined by all sorts of delicious/disgusting stains.

I'll bring the Chicago dogs. and knife anyone who tries to put ketchup on them

I had to google Chicago dogs and I AM SO THERE


how?

titties posted:

I think the clear solution then is to cover the entire thing in chocolate.

Sorry to make this the "titties courts a plump raccoon with literal garbage and processed cheese" thread, have some AFP from the Goldmine: Who can out-chili my chili?

Also, in honor of my new thread bros I think I'm going to finally open this bottle of 15-year-old Speyside single-malt, allergies be damned.

Wait! Do you (or anyone else) remember that hyper annoying imgur chili recipe

VV: this was under "sloppy joe food porn". It looks like something from Hoarders IMO

tribbledirigible
Jul 27, 2004
I finally beat the internet. The end boss was hard.

cash crab posted:

^^ HA


I heard in another thread you made a successful stuggle meal. Tell me about it. Also, very anti-food and very Ontario: I took Smart Serve today. Turns out I can't be anyone's drinking buddy because you're not allowed to serve drunk people in this province. WHAT A SHAME

Maybe we need some content in case any new people come in and are intimdated by our tiny gross club



:suspense:

Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

Finally Living Rent Free

cash crab posted:

Wait! Do you (or anyone else) remember that hyper annoying imgur chili recipe

This bullshit?

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology



Oh god yes yes, sweet sweet dicks in my mouth this is the loving worst thing ever made. Who gave that man a tablet. WHAT AN rear end in a top hat

Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

Finally Living Rent Free
It's a PSP

That thing that was new in 2005

Neo_Crimson
Aug 15, 2011

"Is that your final dandy?"
Who the gently caress puts green beans and corn in chilli?

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


Neo_Crimson posted:

Who the gently caress puts green beans and corn in chilli?

Amateurs, usually.

Anyway, this is probably delicious but i can't stop laughing

ErIog
Jul 11, 2001

:nsacloud:
I think if it had been labeled Bachelor Stew then people wouldn't have taken so much offense.

Neo_Crimson
Aug 15, 2011

"Is that your final dandy?"

cash crab posted:

Amateurs, usually.

Anyway, this is probably delicious but i can't stop laughing



These are from a place called Skyline Chilli and it is the bomb. They put cinnamon and nutmeg in their chilli and it somehow ends up tasting like Indian Goat Curry (which is also the bomb).

titties
May 10, 2012

They're like two suicide notes stuffed into a glitter bra

Neo_Crimson posted:

These are from a place called Skyline Chilli and it is the bomb. They put cinnamon and nutmeg in their chilli and it somehow ends up tasting like Indian Goat Curry (which is also the bomb).

I had some sauteed goat and plantains at this years' Taste of Chicago and it was good, I now desperately want some goat curry.

Minarchist
Mar 5, 2009

by WE B Bourgeois

Neo_Crimson posted:

Who the gently caress puts green beans and corn in chilli?

It's not that bad, honest! :regd09:

I brown up some flour'd 1/2" stew beef for meat (because gently caress using ground beef for chili unless you're slopping beanless chili on hotdogs), add sauteed onions and peppers, kidney and pinto beans, some corn and diced tomatoes. Spice as needed. Water and extra hot until it works. Cook for a while. Eat. Ruin your coworker's Zen the next day.

Chard
Aug 24, 2010




Neo_Crimson posted:

These are from a place called Skyline Chilli and it is the bomb. They put cinnamon and nutmeg in their chilli and it somehow ends up tasting like Indian Goat Curry (which is also the bomb).

I've been to Cinci twice for work and both times they refused to take us to Skyline. I think they know it is shameful and feared my savage mockery.

PCOS Bill
May 12, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Hahaha who doesn't put beans and corn in chili? Savages.

titties
May 10, 2012

They're like two suicide notes stuffed into a glitter bra

Minarchist posted:

It's not that bad, honest! :regd09:

I brown up some flour'd 1/2" stew beef for meat (because gently caress using ground beef for chili unless you're slopping beanless chili on hotdogs), add onions, kidney and pinto beans, some corn, peppers and diced tomatoes. Spice as needed. Water and extra hot until it works. Cook for a while. Eat. Ruin your coworker's Zen the next day.

Chili recipe:

A meat
tomato paste
some water
as much chili powder as you can stand
a peeled onion
some salt
crushed garlic

cook it, take out the onion, eat it.

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

I've been here the whole time, and you're not my real Dad! :emo:



Yum, it's got spinach, and beef and carrot and other stuff. Lets see what it looks like cooked



Even better!

(Guess what it is)

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Minarchist
Mar 5, 2009

by WE B Bourgeois

bunnyofdoom posted:

(Guess what it is)

Nutraloaf?

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