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> breath deeply while you absorb the carnage that surrounds you. Cradle johns head in your lap while you stare blankly into space. With a tear falling from your soulless eyes, question if this is the end or just the beginning. > Get up and teabag the poo poo out of the bodies Also grab that machete, it's easier to kill 'her' with that rather than a pen knife. Amazing Zimmo fucked around with this message at 04:34 on Aug 14, 2015 |
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my joke was bad so just pretend i said collect beans again
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Atma posted:Not satisfied with mere incapacitation, you finish the job on the two previously conscious men by driving your elbow into their faces again and again. The walls of the tent are barely able to support you bouncing back and forth to gain the high speeds required to do so. OH MY GOD J.R.!!
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Aug 14, 2015 04:54
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>pee on hands for warmth
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Aug 14, 2015 04:55
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Izumi Konata posted:>COLLECT BEANS
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>Eat beans and masturbate while doing so to get warm. Collect coats, knife and can afterwards.
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>Consume thy flesh of thou foes
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Aug 14, 2015 05:12
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make fingerless gloves out of their ball skin
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Aug 14, 2015 05:13
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>arrange bodies in really wacky gay positions
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Aug 14, 2015 05:19
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bustercasey posted:>arrange bodies in really wacky gay positions
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Aug 14, 2015 05:25
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The party is over in here so > Go outside and check on goku
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Amazing Zimmo posted:
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Amazing Zimmo posted:The party is over in here so
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>make stylish jacket out of men
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Amazing Zimmo posted:The party is over in here so
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> dance with the corpses while singing 1848 Top 40 Hit "Simple Gifts" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CLAnuG1340g
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>collect rocks from outside, return to inside of tent, use a rock and your knife to start a fire out of two of the blankets inside of the tent, place rocks gently on fire once you have started it, cut a small whole on the top of the tent so the smoke has a way out, once the rocks are good and hot place flesh from dead men on rocks, mutter to your self "yes, i can smell what the rock is cooking". eat the cooked flesh when it is done to your liking
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>pray for guidance to Melek Taus, the peacock deity of the Yazidi People.
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TEAYCHES posted:>pray for guidance to Melek Taus, the peacock deity of the Yazidi People.
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TEAYCHES posted:>pray for guidance to Melek Taus, the peacock deity of the Yazidi People.
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Jagchosis posted:>make stylish jacket out of men
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TEAYCHES posted:>pray for guidance to Melek Taus, the peacock deity of the Yazidi People.
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TEAYCHES posted:>pray for guidance to Melek Taus, the peacock deity of the Yazidi People.
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I just want to thank you for those wrestling gifs. Holy poo poo, I lost it at the stunner dude's flailing legs.
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TEAYCHES posted:>pray for guidance to Melek Taus, the peacock deity of the Yazidi People.
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> use the knife to flay the 3 bodies and create a fashionable yet functional jacket using the leftover beans and blood as adhesive
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NecroMonster posted:>collect rocks from outside, return to inside of tent, use a rock and your knife to start a fire out of two of the blankets inside of the tent, place rocks gently on fire once you have started it, cut a small whole on the top of the tent so the smoke has a way out, once the rocks are good and hot place flesh from dead men on rocks, mutter to your self "yes, i can smell what the rock is cooking". Also, collect beans.
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Cut the heads off the three men. Put two on your shoulders so you look like a three headed man. Stick the last head down your pants for later.
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TEAYCHES posted:>pray for guidance to Melek Taus, the peacock deity of the Yazidi People.
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loquacius posted:Gotta make sure we can make it out in the cold. Izumi Konata posted:>COLLECT BEANS
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>Loot bodies before skinning them to make yourself a warm outercoat of human skin and hair.
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Kitchner posted:>Loot bodies before skinning them to make yourself a warm outercoat of human skin and hair.
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>collect beans, eat beans, fart for warmth >and check on goku
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im starting to think no one is going to suck anyone's cock in this game 
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>at least take that sword and put it in our inventory I mean COME ONE
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Amazing Zimmo posted:> Go outside and check on goku's power level NecroMonster posted:>collect rocks from outside, return to inside of tent, use a rock and your knife to start a fire out of two of the blankets inside of the tent, place rocks gently on fire once you have started it, cut a small whole on the top of the tent so the smoke has a way out, once the rocks are good and hot place flesh from dead men on rocks, mutter to your self "yes, i can smell what the rock is cooking".
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Sorry OP but this is poo poo.
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Jimbo Jaggins posted:Sorry OP but this is poo poo. mlyp lol
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>Rearrange the corpses to make it look like a crime of passion. Pick up Knife, leave Tent.
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Kitchner posted:>Loot bodies before skinning them to make yourself a warm outercoat of human skin and hair. skin yourself and put the others' skin on your skinless body and then put your own skin back on so that way you can keep being yourself but have 3x the skin
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