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ActusRhesus posted:When you end up robbed, naked, and in a ditch, with the pictures online, we will not laugh. Pffffft. I've been to goonmeets. I'll be fine.
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Aug 14, 2015 02:58
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CaptainScraps posted:Pffffft. I've been to goonmeets. I'll be fine. Strangely lawgoons are probably the most normal of the people on this forum. Even SV, though I think he's losing lawgoon status soon.
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Aug 14, 2015 03:03
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SlothBear posted:Liked, subscribed, laughed my rear end off. poor editing job though....they blew their load by putting the window hulk-out first.
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Aug 14, 2015 03:25
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P Barnes rules.
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Aug 14, 2015 03:50
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ActusRhesus posted:poor editing job though....they blew their load by putting the window hulk-out first. Yeah, true, but I laughed so hard at TERRY V OHIO!!!!! that it was worth it.
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Aug 14, 2015 04:03
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CaptainScraps posted:This from a guy I went to law school with. lol I'm arguing motions and crossing witnesses on a first-degree murder, three years post-call. Legal Aid might even pay me at the end of it!!
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Aug 14, 2015 04:33
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SlothBear posted:Yeah, true, but I laughed so hard at TERRY V OHIO!!!!! that it was worth it. That was good but my fave was the fed at the end. No temper. No debate. Just taser. That's how to do it.
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Aug 14, 2015 13:31
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I'm part way into watching this, watching little bits like vignettes between drafting contract provisions. TERRY V OHIO! is awesome. My favorite is while the police are busting dad for weed, while dad screams Terry v. Ohio, a terrified girl screams from the backseat of the car. Hear that? That's the sound of a prostitute being born.
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Aug 14, 2015 15:12
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SlyFrog posted:Hear that? That's the sound of a prostitute being born. You are a horrible person.
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Aug 14, 2015 15:22
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I've said it before, but maybe the sickest burn in all of The P Barnes video is when P Barnes tells the freeman that he can go into the court room if he lets his mom hold his camera.
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Aug 14, 2015 15:35
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Except, of course, the burn marks from the Taser 
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Aug 14, 2015 15:38
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CaptainScraps posted:Eh. Roger already knows who I am and we'll get lunch sometime. When you stare into the abyss, the abyss stares back.
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Aug 14, 2015 15:54
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That beautiful moment when you realize you get to cross examine defense's expert on the fact most of his publications were written before you were born.
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Aug 14, 2015 17:37
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If I ever meet P Barnes, I'm buying him a beer.  you are blocking my way yes I am Joinder created.
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Aug 14, 2015 17:39
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It really was just so elegant. Don't argue. Don't yell. Just bust out the taser.
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Aug 14, 2015 17:42
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I've worked in three different courthouses, and each courthouse's security seemed like the least nonsense no sense of humor don't take poo poo on the job people ever especially the U.S. Marshals
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Aug 14, 2015 18:02
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WhiskeyJuvenile posted:I've worked in three different courthouses, and each courthouse's security seemed like the least nonsense no sense of humor don't take poo poo on the job people ever California bailiffs are often cool as gently caress.
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Aug 14, 2015 18:05
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One of the deputies in Cook recently announced a judge as "Pamela Anderson" and didnt backtrack or admit what he was doing in any way shape or form his partner on the floor spends 100% of his time hitting on the young female attorneys. He's also lent out his badge to them to wear while stepping up
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Aug 14, 2015 18:14
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mastershakeman posted:Our industry just got a law changed and now are gleefully writing about it on all our briefs that we begged for multiple continuances on earlier (since defense counsels had no idea the bill was being greased for passage). Serves everyone right, the appellate court's idea that mortgages should be easily invalidated was ridiculous. Update: the trial court judge that the appellate court reversed, leading to this statute reversing the trial court, is telling everyone that the legislature can't tell judges what to do and the new law is unconstitutional. We all thought he'd be happy to be vindicated.
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Aug 14, 2015 19:28
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WhiskeyJuvenile posted:especially the U.S. Marshals
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Aug 14, 2015 20:24
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U.S. Marshalls have some brief moments of humor as shown by that movie I watched once.
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Aug 14, 2015 20:47
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The clerk office was next door to the Marshals' break room. I think they just sat there and looked stoic while they were on break too.
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Aug 14, 2015 21:20
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SlothBear posted:Liked, subscribed, laughed my rear end off. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=55pjFKalOVc Please note that the Judge has abandoned ship. Zarkov Cortez fucked around with this message at 21:36 on Aug 14, 2015 |
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Aug 14, 2015 21:33
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Aug 14, 2015 21:45
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Here's the first part of that dickhead's interaction with P. Barnes. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_eDh-yzr_qI
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Aug 14, 2015 22:02
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Zarkov Cortez posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=55pjFKalOVc June 7th, 2012 UPDATE: there is a lot of supporting data on this subject but this case appears to have gone wrong, and this man did get arrested. The subjects of admiralty law, corporate citizenship and "strawman identities" remain very interesting to me. Another paradigm-bending look into the weird world of common law, admiralty law and what people are doing with this knowledge. I don't understand how this is all possible, but it is very interesting.
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Aug 14, 2015 22:15
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Mr. Nice! posted:Here's the first part of that dickhead's interaction with P. Barnes. He's wearing those toe shoes to court. Why am I not surprised.
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Aug 14, 2015 22:17
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Ashcans posted:He's wearing those toe shoes to court. Vibrams, blue jeans, a tshirt, and long unkempt hair. The hero we deserve.
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Aug 14, 2015 22:38
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Aug 14, 2015 23:01
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I wonder if P. Barnes knows he is a hero to a bunch of random lawyers on the internet. I like to think that he does.
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Aug 14, 2015 23:19
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nm posted:If I ever meet P Barnes, I'm buying him a beer. Ladies and gentlemen, I know you have some budget and privacy concerns, but *plays video* don't you want to see more of this? *millions of dollars materialize for universal body cams*
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Aug 14, 2015 23:21
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Aug 14, 2015 23:37
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Artic Puma posted:I wonder if P. Barnes knows he is a hero to a bunch of random lawyers on the internet. I like to think that he does. Let's find him and tell him. zzyzx posted:Ladies and gentlemen, I know you have some budget and privacy concerns, but *plays video* don't you want to see more of this? New idea. Paid subscription sov cit tasing video sites. Cams will pay for themselves AND balance out the pension fund. Gonna go write my statehouse.
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Aug 14, 2015 23:44
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Kalman posted:Discovery, fact analysis, working with experts, prepping partners on facts/important issues so they actually understand their own case, writing up deposition outlines, draft motions for partners to argue, draft briefs, etc. Eventually taking depositions, doing meet and confers with your inevitably terrible opposing counsel counterpart, etc. Argued four Markman hearings in the last two months, 
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ActusRhesus posted:Let's find him and tell him. (208) 446-1767 http://www.kcgov.us/departments/districtcourt/jury.asp DEAR MODS: THIS IS NOT DOXXING, THIS IS ASSISTING AMERICAN CITIZENS WITH EXERCISING THEIR FIRST AMENDMENT RIGHT TO PETITION THEIR GOVERNMENT TO TELL THEM THEY'RE P COOL tia
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Discendo Vox posted:What is the most insane/inane term you've ever had subject to a Markman? I've seen plaintiff argue that finite includes infinite. E: wasn't at Markman, was at trial because they failed to put it up for construction and we sure as hell weren't going to. Kalman fucked around with this message at 01:01 on Aug 15, 2015 |
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