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 "ALLAHU AKB oh gently caress"
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Aug 14, 2015 08:22
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Aug 14, 2015 08:27
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Mr. Horrible posted:
"Where's the bird certificate?" Amirite?
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Aug 14, 2015 11:28
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"Please don't try to duck my question, sir."
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Aug 14, 2015 11:45
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"So what if i'm trans?! Oh my god, just like these dynamite, I am SO TRIGGERED right now!"
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Aug 14, 2015 11:47
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"....well at least that explains the smell."
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Aug 14, 2015 11:50
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"Yes, I have a question about about a bill."
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Aug 14, 2015 12:06
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"The presidency has been known to award pardons to turkeys. How would you feel about expanding that policy to include ducks?"
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Aug 14, 2015 13:40
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Axel Serenity posted:
this guy is actually in every game
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Aug 14, 2015 13:57
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 "Your "little" pet needs walkies again, and I'm not doing it. Not after last time."
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Aug 14, 2015 14:02
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Work and Bread! Mmmmm... Bread.
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Aug 14, 2015 14:06
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"I'm never letting you near a Skymall catalogue again."
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Aug 14, 2015 14:07
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"'Let's feed a bunch of rare candies to one of the Magikarp in our aquarium,' you said. 'It'll be fun,' you said."
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Aug 14, 2015 14:43
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"I can promise you, Governor, that your anti-GMO stance has cost you the genetically-modified vote."
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Aug 14, 2015 14:44
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 "It's not getting any closer!"
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Aug 14, 2015 15:55
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 "The Same Face Syndrome epidemic has spread to a whopping 90% of the global population!"
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Aug 14, 2015 15:58
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 thats what I've been trying to tell you this whole time... It's about ethics in video game journalism.
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"IS THIS THIN-- oh! Heh. Too close -- Ok is this thing on? Ok, yes, anyways: HONK HONK HONK HAWNK HONK!! HONK HONKHONK HOOOONK HISSSSSSSS HONK-- NO I WILL NOT YIELD MY TIME N-NO HONK HONKHONK DONT TOUCH ME don't touch me n--" a cyberpunk goose fucked around with this message at 17:07 on Aug 14, 2015 |
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Aug 14, 2015 17:01
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"Yes, I have a question: was the cartoonist in some sort of hurry? I mean, I'm not expecting the art to be good but it should at least be finished. Look at these chairs! They're barely sketched. Your posters still have the guide lines visible. You yourself, sir, you yourself sir are not even fully colored in! How much time did the artist possibly save by cutting these corners?"
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Aug 14, 2015 17:09
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"Dude, this is crazy. Are we in a tunnel or outside in the desert? What was in those shrooms, man??"
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Aug 14, 2015 17:57
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"Red star... Fall!!!!! Stain the Earth... RED!"
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Aug 14, 2015 18:20
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Now after Jesus was born in Bethlehem of Judea in the days of Herod the king, behold, wise men from the East came to Jerusalem, saying, “Where is He who has been born King of the Jews? For we have seen His star in the East and have come to worship Him.” When Herod the king heard this, he was troubled, and all Jerusalem with him. And when he had gathered all the chief priests and scribes of the people together, he inquired of them where the Christ was to be born. So they said to him, “In Bethlehem of Judea, for thus it is written by the prophet: ‘But you, Bethlehem, in the land of Judah, Are not the least among the rulers of Judah; For out of you shall come a Ruler Who will shepherd My people Israel.’” Then Herod, when he had secretly called the wise men, determined from them what time the star appeared. And he sent them to Bethlehem and said, “Go and search carefully for the young Child, and when you have found Him, bring back word to me, that I may come and worship Him also.” When they heard the king, they departed; and behold, the star which they had seen in the East went before them, till it came and stood over where the young Child was. When they saw the star, they rejoiced with exceedingly great joy. And when they had come into the house, they saw the young Child with Mary His mother, and fell down and worshiped Him. And when they had opened their treasures, they presented gifts to Him: gold, frankincense, and myrrh. Then, being divinely warned in a dream that they should not return to Herod, they departed for their own country another way.
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Aug 14, 2015 18:41
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"I wasn't driving, I was travelling!"
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Aug 14, 2015 20:25
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Cacator posted:
"And that's what Christmas is all about, Charlie Brown." 
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Aug 14, 2015 21:13
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"Wow, you can see Uranus so clearly tonight!"
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Aug 14, 2015 21:18
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"Ohhh, that makes my couscous tingle."
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Aug 14, 2015 22:44
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"People died, Hillary lied."
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Aug 14, 2015 22:55
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 Fortunately, the pork thing just barely overwrites the systematic oppression thing.
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Aug 14, 2015 23:33
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"Ok fine maybe he really is dragonkin."
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Aug 14, 2015 23:47
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Oxygen Deficiency posted:"Says here that this is the bed featured in the iconic 'loss.jpg'." 
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Aug 15, 2015 00:02
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 "And so I told him that he must really be insecure to say that people who grasped the brilliance of 'Prometheus' look like they're enjoying the smell of their own farts all the time."
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Aug 15, 2015 00:39
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"And so I said 'No, you check YOUR privilege!'"
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Aug 15, 2015 01:04
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"I don't know, but it's coming from the direction of Tianjin".
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Aug 15, 2015 01:21
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"I've heard of star power, but this is ridiculous"
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Aug 15, 2015 02:33
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"I can't believe we all paid for this movie when it's clear that none of us even have eyeballs"
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Aug 15, 2015 02:36
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"This is not what I thought you meant by 'lets hop in the pool so i can show you my monster'"
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Aug 15, 2015 02:46
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"Meanwhile, on the set of 'The 911 Year Itch'..."
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Aug 15, 2015 02:49
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"Yeah, so it turns out that was actually a typo. It should have read 'No Forks.' "
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"Hang on a second- I'm trying to use my gigantic loving ears to eavesdrop on those people in the other room"
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