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JakeP posted:I dont get it, no one I have met on OKC has actually been using it to make friends, its a service for finding dates. I am pretty sure it's just an attempt to shake out the weak hands(you)
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Aug 13, 2015 22:30
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Fractale posted:come in expecting trainwrecks. there used to be way more + better trainwrecks
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Aug 13, 2015 23:30
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JakeP posted:lol what? on okcupid? I don't get it, why would you do this if you aren't trying to hook up? A lady messaged me specifically angry about the fact that I still had an OKC account despite it saying "Seeing someone" on it, and accusing me of using it for hookups, and that if i respected my girlfriend at all i'd delete it and that i'm a pig or w/e. She's still prattling on and on about how i'm a liar and a cheater.
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Aug 13, 2015 23:33
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Sloober posted:A lady messaged me specifically angry about the fact that I still had an OKC account despite it saying "Seeing someone" on it, and accusing me of using it for hookups, and that if i respected my girlfriend at all i'd delete it and that i'm a pig or w/e. She's still prattling on and on about how i'm a liar and a cheater. Wet it up.
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Aug 13, 2015 23:47
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Sloober posted:A lady messaged me specifically angry about the fact that I still had an OKC account despite it saying "Seeing someone" on it, and accusing me of using it for hookups, and that if i respected my girlfriend at all i'd delete it and that i'm a pig or w/e. She's still prattling on and on about how i'm a liar and a cheater. An ex girlfriend of mine got angry about the fact that I still had an OKC account despite it saying "Seeing someone" on it and did me the immense favour of dumping me. In retrospect the relationship was ion a death spiral anyway, which is probably why I didn't ask the very pointed question "how did you know if you weren't browsing yourself?"
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Aug 13, 2015 23:54
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Why do you keep an ok cupid profile if you're seeing someone? All that bullshit about looking for friends, I mean comon. Who are you lying to, yourself or just everybody who reads your profile?
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Aug 14, 2015 00:02
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Couldn't be arsed finding the delete account option so I changed the relationship status and stopped logging in.
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Aug 14, 2015 00:20
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Sloober posted:A lady messaged me specifically angry about the fact that I still had an OKC account despite it saying "Seeing someone" on it, and accusing me of using it for hookups, and that if i respected my girlfriend at all i'd delete it and that i'm a pig or w/e. She's still prattling on and on about how i'm a liar and a cheater. whats her problem? why should she care? she needs a good goosing though... so yeah, wet it up
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Aug 14, 2015 10:49
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toggle posted:whats her problem? why should she care? Some people are not content to have other people's drama be merely a spectator sport.
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Aug 14, 2015 11:40
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How can you guys be this deep in the okcupid.txt and not recall lethalgeeks poly status / sex haver
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Aug 14, 2015 19:31
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Otisburg posted:Wet it up. 
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Aug 14, 2015 19:31
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The most private thing I’m willing to admit I died once. You should message me if ....you're interests lie off the beaten path and lean more towards the strange, unusual or metaphysical ....You know what Otherkin really means, or identify with it ....You are genuine, raw & sincere ....You consider yourself a weirdo of some sort; in a good way ...You are a non judgemental individual ....You find we share similar interests
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Aug 15, 2015 01:35
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Coolness Averted posted:The most private thing I’m willing to admit Coolness Averted posted:You should message me if Drugs
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Aug 15, 2015 01:49
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car selfies and women who take them
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Aug 15, 2015 02:43
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That's such bullshit. You don't "die once" and keep living. If you got revived then you were never dead.
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Aug 15, 2015 04:16
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notZaar posted:That's such bullshit. You don't "die once" and keep living. If you got revived then you were never dead. It depends. If your heart stops, such as in the case of the cardiac rhythm 'asystole', you are considered clinically dead, just not biologically dead. And asystole is quite correctable, provided its caught in a timely manner. 
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Aug 15, 2015 07:31
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notZaar posted:That's such bullshit. You don't "die once" and keep living. If you got revived then you were never dead. What if I were to tell you in addition to Coolness Averted posted:....You know what Otherkin really means, or identify with it Their name involves otherkin. Does that help put things in perspective?
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Aug 15, 2015 10:39
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Oh and less a .txt. but a funny note on this whole "Just looking for friends!" stuff. A girl in the same circle popped up on tinder for me a few weeks ago with a lame "This is here for work/social media, I'm in a committed long term relationship, not looking for anything except networking" on loving tinder. Yeah, right. So last weekend she comes to a party with her boyfriend, today I get matched to her OKcupid profile and it's strictly looking for casual sex and pretending to be single and newly moved to LA. Account last active today 
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Aug 15, 2015 10:55
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wet it up
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Aug 15, 2015 11:06
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This is not my real profile. I'm not even a woman, but hang on! If you're straight but interested in BDSM, fingering, anal play or just a simple bj/ hj and like to play submissive role for pleasure, contact me. I've had a number of customers in the past so let me know. I do nothing that you don't like. I accommodate. Cumming while being fingered is twice the orgasmic pleasure! Try it! And it's purely for fun. I don't charge. Most importantly, YOU CHOOSE WHAT YOU WANT. Don't ask me about women, I don't run a brothel. And I value my clients' privacy very much so don't ask if I know that guy or this guy, I won't answer. Some of my clients have become friends with me now so I don't betray their trust. It's about having fun and nothing else.And I give the best handjob. Trust me. Some guys just looking for a friend they can talk to, that's cool too. Though you might have to buy me a pizza sometimes ;D. What I’m doing with my life Satisfying sexual needs of lonely straight guys. Haha I’m really good at Gentle anal pleasuring, slow teasing bj/hj. You should message me if You're interested in trying out something new. Or if you just need someone to talk to. (Turn off: Smelly body, poor hygiene, poor manners, worth emphasizing, POOR MANNERS)
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Aug 15, 2015 12:26
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Why don't women who "like" you just send you a message? If you "like" me I don't know who you are without a subscription. Even if I do know it's okay to initiate conversation! Tell me what you liked!
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Aug 15, 2015 20:06
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actionjackson posted:Why don't women who "like" you just send you a message? If you "like" me I don't know who you are without a subscription. Even if I do know it's okay to initiate conversation! Tell me what you liked! Goddamn, be a loving man and initiate the conversation.
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Aug 15, 2015 20:22
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notZaar posted:That's such bullshit. You don't "die once" and keep living. If you got revived then you were never dead. I just had a patient doing IV meth who died once in the field and twice more in the ER. Took a little brain damage, but he's still kicking. (and presumably doing more meth)
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Aug 15, 2015 20:24
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Hobohemian posted:Goddamn, be a loving man and initiate the conversation. it's 2015 we really shoulda moved on from this.
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Aug 15, 2015 20:37
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actionjackson posted:Why don't women who "like" you just send you a message? If you "like" me I don't know who you are without a subscription. Even if I do know it's okay to initiate conversation! Tell me what you liked! You can cheat the system by jumping into quick match and liking the next 1-4 people, one of them is almost always the person who already liked you.
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Aug 15, 2015 21:51
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Hobohemian posted:Goddamn, be a loving man and initiate the conversation. Uh, but he's saying he doesn't know who to initiate a conversation with. Referring to the way that unless you an uggo who gets no attention getting a like from another uggo with low attention it won't notify you who liked you if it's not mutual yet. Just pops up a message saying "10 people want to bang you! Give us cash money to see who they are!" Like there are people secretly telling the date fairy "Yes, I'm interested," rather than telling the person.
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Aug 15, 2015 22:54
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Everyone should just start talking to someone if they like them, how loving complicated is this?
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Aug 15, 2015 23:09
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Coolness Averted posted:Uh, but he's saying he doesn't know who to initiate a conversation with. Referring to the way that unless you an uggo who gets no attention getting a like from another uggo with low attention it won't notify you who liked you if it's not mutual yet. Just pops up a message saying "10 people want to bang you! Give us cash money to see who they are!" Initiate a conversation with the person you want to date. Problem loving solved.
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Aug 15, 2015 23:15
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Groovelord Neato posted:it's 2015 we really shoulda moved on from this. lmao
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Aug 15, 2015 23:22
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This poster loves police brutality, but only when its against minorities!
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Aug 15, 2015 23:28
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computer parts posted:Click the link. That was physically painful to read. This person is either the most obvious catfish in the world, or is very, frighteningly, real and has the worst self-esteem issues in the world and can only feel even the smallest glimmer of happiness through the validation of male 4chan users. post the pic
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Aug 15, 2015 23:39
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suztan posted:That was physically painful to read. This person is either the most obvious catfish in the world, or is very, frighteningly, real and has the worst self-esteem issues in the world and can only feel even the smallest glimmer of happiness through the validation of male 4chan users. Oh yeah, she wasn't even confident enough to show her face. Also her username references cats. 
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Aug 15, 2015 23:40
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If someone "likes" you it will either be the person who last visited your profile or one of the people first people you see on quickmatch. Or if you have email notifications or the app it sometimes tells you straight out.
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Aug 16, 2015 00:04
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computer parts posted:Oh yeah, she wasn't even confident enough to show her face. Also her username references cats. wow what an uggo
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Aug 16, 2015 00:05
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computer parts posted:Oh yeah, she wasn't even confident enough to show her face. Also her username references cats. Dank pussy
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Aug 16, 2015 00:15
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women message me a bunch it aint the 50s no more granpa!
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Aug 16, 2015 00:29
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My self-summary I have curly hair and acne and acne scars and stretch marks and fat and body hair and eczema and asthma. I don't shave my legs. I'm a feminist. I'm an on-again, off-again sex worker. I'm pro-Palestine. I have chronic depression. I'm liberal, but not a democrat. I'm mad as gently caress about racism, patriarchy, and white privilege and how all of those things tie together to gently caress over and perpetuate violence against the marginalized. And I have attachment and jealousy issues. If you have a problem with any of that, bye. I'm an ex grad student who wants to be an author and teacher, but I have no idea how I'm going to get there. I'm very messy. Not unsanitary. But messy. Apparently an INFJ. Or INFP. My greatest accomplishment so far is not being homeless. Or when I got into Clarion. Still not sure which is the winner. I'm multi racial; Black, native/indigenous, and European/white. I identify as Afrolatina. I give very few fucks, but the fucks I do give are pretty drat important to me. I really like cats, purple, sleep, hummingbirds, horses, chocolate, tequila, dogs, train rides, and watching snails. In that order. What I’m doing with my life Post grad school with a meh full time job to support my slow and arduous novel writing habit. Giving up on my MFA. Getting in to ballet. Volunteering with CCEJ. Trying to get over my ex and accepting applications for a distraction. I’m really good at Calling people on their bullshit. Following recipes. Wasting my money on food. Saying things that I should be embarrassed about but am not. Keeping up with memes. Being honest. Holding a grudge. Cleaning, even though I don't like doing it. Laughing way too loud. At home manicures and pedicures. Stopping whatever I'm doing to stare at cute animals like I'm a toddler. The first things people usually notice about me My hair and all the fucks I don't give. I'll never be drift compatible with anyone, so instead I'll take pills out of a mysterious little box and die by my own hand in a brave show of self sacrifice because it's better than dying of cancer. Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food I generally like science fiction and fantasy. Beyoncé, Silversun Pickups, RHCP, AC/DC, 80s Mexican, Trader Joe's, rare red meat, breakfast The six things I could never do without -My cat -food -Internet -conditioner -sleeping in -love I spend a lot of time thinking about Food. Sex. Why I am the way I am. What I really want. How to reconcile the two. My life is not a metaphor. It does have the power to kill me. On a typical Friday night I am Maybe meeting up with someone to do stuff. Netflix with my cat. Rage cleaning. Laundry. Reading. Random crafts. Pants off dance off. Going through my messages and visitors on here and deciding which to post on FB for LOLs before I delete them and which to simply delete. The most private thing I’m willing to admit I may not look it or sound like it (do I? I have no idea honestly), but I am one of the most broken and screwed up people you will ever meet. Even more so because I am completely cognizant of it. That's not an exaggeration. I could be arrested for the poo poo I've done. I checked, the statute of limitations isn't over yet. Also, possible minor addiction to match 3 games... You should message me if You're the red headed, inked up, smart, funny, compassionate feminist I've been dreaming of who's an amazing Dom and you think you can put up with me. Don't message me if: you don't identify as feminist, don't know how to check your privilege, don't know what it means to be intersectional, don't at least try to check your spelling, have less than an 85% match, are any kind of theist and are any kind of serious about it (I'm not here to help you sin), or haven't answered any questions. If you're not going to take advantage of the interface, use a different site. If you message me anyway, you must really like sending messages knowing you won't get a response. And even if I do reply, it doesn't mean I like you. It means I felt like trolling you. For fun.
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Aug 16, 2015 00:35
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listen up you autistic cuckfiend moron I'm going to say the EXACT same thing as you, but phrased a little different because this is gibbis fuckpointshit and I don't actually read before making GBS threads up threads tane goku im gay
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it's...it's almost too perfect. she sounds beautiful inside, and out
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