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H.P. Hovercraft posted:oh boo hoo in a world where people are getting upset over words like "bitch" and "pussy" which are barely gendered as used colloquially I think fuckboy is deffo worse
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Aug 14, 2015 17:49
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Happy Noodle Boy posted:bitcoin is pretty loving stupid is what im reading it has one use case for which it's so perfectly suited it performs beyond expectation: separating idiots from their money
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Aug 14, 2015 17:51
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when i want to insult someone i like to use a word that won't hurt anyone's feelings
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Aug 14, 2015 17:52
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infernal machines posted:it has one use case for which it's so perfectly suited it performs beyond expectation: separating idiots from their money
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Aug 14, 2015 17:52
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Friendly Tumour posted:Bitcoin is anonymous as long as you do not directly turn any currency into bitcoins in any way that's traceable. I guess you could buy them with cash from a shady alley gentleman. nope if you use a Bitcoin wallet for ransom/extortion for a bomb threat, it doesn't even matter if you sell in cash. you would need to essentially hand over an external drive or cold storage to the buyer, who pays in cash, then never puts that drive or wallet back onto a network in any way to move those coins. as soon as a legitimate transaction hits the block chain, no matter how it is obfuscated, international law enforcement will absolutely 100% track down the buyer in that transaction to gather information about the seller. the block chain is not opaque enough to get away with terrorism in this manner because, even though attributions to wallet names are anonymous, the names themselves are not nor is the network traffic used to transfer butts out of these wallets. this guy set up a ticking legal time bomb for himself and his only resolution is getting transferred bitcoins and never, ever, ever using them in any fashion whatsoever, not even if Bitcoins become the de facto currency for the entire world after the fall of fiat currencies. as soon as those coins transfer out to anywhere, it starts the breadcrumb trail for investigators to identify his rear end that's a perfect best-case-scenario. anything less secure is gonna get him nailed even faster bitcoins: Anonymous! as long as you take your coins out of the market and make them functionally useless
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Aug 14, 2015 17:55
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if I were the police I'd give the guy like 1 bitcoin he'll spend it and then you've got him ! unless it's a prank, you could deffo mess a bitcoiner's life up
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Aug 14, 2015 17:57
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i still don't know what a fuckboy is.it's probably me
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Aug 14, 2015 18:02
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As a Millennial I posted:i still don't know what a fuckboy is.it's probably me it's probably what you would be, in prison
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Aug 14, 2015 18:11
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let's see how the virtual bitcoiner is doing on the markov chain-based subreddit simulator subredditquote:flawless
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Aug 14, 2015 18:13
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As a Millennial I posted:i still don't know what a fuckboy is.it's probably me urban dictionary is ur friend A Fuckboy is the type of guy who does poo poo that generally pisses the population of the earth off all the time. He will also lead girls on just for hookups, says hes really into you but doesn't want to deal with all the "relationship bullshit" just to gently caress you. He thinks about himself and only himself all the time but pretends to be really nice. He also does really hosed up poo poo and then complains about people who do the same old poo poo as him. once a fuckboy always a fuckboy, because gently caress boys ganna be fuckboys. A poser who acts like he does drugs and says he gets "head" from bountiful bitches when in fact hes just a lame bitch rear end fool who trys to act all that Ever heard of that nigga named rio? Hes a major fuckboy. A person who is a weak rear end pussy that ain't bout poo poo. look at that weak rear end gently caress boy. rear end in a top hat boy who is into strictly sexual relationships; he will lead a girl on and let her down, then apologize only to ask for "pics" once the girl has welcomed him back into her trust. Boys like this will pretend to genuinely care about the girl but always fail to prove the supposed affection. He almost never makes plans because he has to hangout on his terms which could be the most whimsical of times, and if the girl rejects those plans because she has a legitimate reason for not being able to hang out, he will get pissed. However, if plans are made he will bail on them without a second thought. If a girl tries to stand up to this rear end in a top hat he will most likely deny everything and turn it all around on the girl making it seem as though the conflict at stake is her fault and he has done nothing wrong and hates when girls bitch at him for "no reason." He will always come crawling back because he is a horny prick and can not withstand the dispossession of one of his baes, because he has more than one that's for sure. Texting such a boy will consist of the girl carrying the conversation and the guy responding with short answers 10 or more minutes after the girl's response, but when she asks why he takes so long to answer it will be because he is "busy" but he promises he likes her. Boys like this are egotistical assholes who can not be trusted and are hard to get rid of because they say all the right things to get the girl back. Tiffany: "He found me on instagram and commented "hmu." He's hot, should I go for it?" Stephanie: "No, he's such a fuckboy. Sleeps around and will screw you over."
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Aug 14, 2015 18:14
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if there was a way to make markov chains obey grammar rules it would be the end of internet discussion
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Aug 14, 2015 18:15
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i prefer trashboy loving is usually actually good, but trash is unequivocally bad anyway
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Aug 14, 2015 18:17
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it's me, i'm the only italian satoshi in the world
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Aug 14, 2015 18:30
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im glad im a delta, as i don't have to work so hard, get to wear khakis.
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Aug 14, 2015 18:36
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Boxturret posted:it's me, i'm the only italian satoshi in the world no fees, only corruption
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Aug 14, 2015 18:38
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As a Millennial I posted:i still don't know what a fuckboy is.it's probably me use context clues you bitch beta mother fucker
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Aug 14, 2015 18:45
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i haven't read this thread in a few days and now there's like 30 pages anything good happen
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Aug 14, 2015 18:53
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Boxturret posted:it's me, i'm the only italian satoshi in the world antifragillissimo
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Aug 14, 2015 18:57
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ayn rand hand job posted:i haven't read this thread in a few days and now there's like 30 pages no. a ginger elf appeared and tried to troll the thread. he got helldumped for harry potter fan fiction and being a pedophile
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Aug 14, 2015 19:03
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also we proved bitcoins didn't exist
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Aug 14, 2015 19:11
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infernal machines posted:harry potter fan fiction and being a pedophile but you repeat yourself
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Aug 14, 2015 19:13
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infernal machines posted:also as long as you don't use it to purchase any goods or receive any services since those could also be tied back to you irl yes. it's extermely useful and totally inconspicious
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Aug 14, 2015 19:16
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ayn rand hand job posted:i haven't read this thread in a few days and now there's like 30 pages oh also some nutbar is bombing supermarkets, demanding bitcoin ransom, evidently unaware of how quickly that's going to get him caught
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Aug 14, 2015 19:19
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death .cab for qt posted:nope really? are those coin tumbler things totally ineffective? or what if you buy darknet poo poo with them, if law enforcement could track down those guys they'd be in jail already?
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Aug 14, 2015 19:23
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Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:if law enforcement could track down those guys they'd be in jail already? Unless they are law enforcement or being kept up by law enforcement to catch worse people.
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Aug 14, 2015 19:25
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just to be clear i have 100% confidence that this bomber guy will do something stupid and be caught, but it seems like it could be done "safely" in principle or at least in a way that makes it very very hard to track without catching a lucky break
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Aug 14, 2015 19:25
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Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:really? are those coin tumbler things totally ineffective? or what if you buy darknet poo poo with them, if law enforcement could track down those guys they'd be in jail already? ross_ulbricht_bribed_carl_mark_force_iv.jpg Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:just to be clear i have 100% confidence that this bomber guy will do something stupid and be caught, but it seems like it could be done "safely" in principle or at least in a way that makes it very very hard to track without catching a lucky break on the off chance that you're serious about it, tumblers don't meaningfully stop investigation because the 7 transaction/second bitcoin economy is too sparse to cover your tracks, like a cat trying to bury a turd on a marble floor
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Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:really? are those coin tumbler things totally ineffective? or what if you buy darknet poo poo with them, if law enforcement could track down those guys they'd be in jail already? it's all trackable with enough time and effort
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Aug 14, 2015 19:28
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Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:really? are those coin tumbler things totally ineffective? or what if you buy darknet poo poo with them, if law enforcement could track down those guys they'd be in jail already? tumblrs are just obfuscation. it's still possible to backtrace through them, just more of a pain in the rear end than doing it for only a couple of transactions
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Aug 14, 2015 19:30
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apseudonym posted:Unless they are law enforcement or being kept up by law enforcement to catch worse people. or just waiting until they have such a gigantic stack of evidence they have a chaos dunk case when the person you're going after is categorized as "active bomber" investigative resources start really getting their poo poo together; about the only thing that might have a decent chance of being untraceable would be randomly redistributing the bitcoins to random wallet addresses or something similarly detached.
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Aug 14, 2015 19:34
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closet his thread
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Aug 14, 2015 19:36
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univbee posted:or just waiting until they have such a gigantic stack of evidence they have a chaos dunk case there's probably a roundabout way to launder bitcoins through fiat cash but what self-respecting bitcoiner would stoop to that
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Aug 14, 2015 19:37
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Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:just to be clear i have 100% confidence that this bomber guy will do something stupid and be caught, but it seems like it could be done "safely" in principle or at least in a way that makes it very very hard to track without catching a lucky break it could be done with tumblrs, but you'd have to be very, very patient and pass them through a lot and do so semi-randomly and it's a ton of hassle
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Aug 14, 2015 19:41
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/u/changetip 666 satoshi also could you find your internet of things swastika, I needed it yesterday and could not find it because you post too much
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Aug 14, 2015 19:42
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LordSaturn posted:/u/changetip 666 satoshi sure I N T N E I G O * S F H R T N E T
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Aug 14, 2015 19:42
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haveblue posted:there's probably a roundabout way to launder bitcoins through fiat cash but what self-respecting bitcoiner would stoop to that even if they did, feds tracking a terrorist are going to threaten that laundering service and they will cooperate
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Aug 14, 2015 19:46
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Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:really? are those coin tumbler things totally ineffective? or what if you buy darknet poo poo with them, if law enforcement could track down those guys they'd be in jail already? they would buy enough time for the bomber to move to a country that he can't be extradited from, where he will have his Bitcoin wealth and never be allowed back into a country from which he could be extradited from provided he finds somebody who will actually pay cash for his bitcoins, because any bank account would be flagged and frozen and he doesn't just get shanked in an alley for the bitcoins and left to rot by a dumpster it is a one in a million chance to successfully pull it off and live a happy life. in Russia
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