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cash crab posted:What makes you think I care if it's attended or not Less people screaming
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RareAcumen posted:Less people screaming .... OOOOOH. That explains a lot.
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Aug 14, 2015 01:33
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cash crab posted:.... Holy crap, I just realized where I recognize you from: a kids' book! 
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Aug 14, 2015 02:39
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When cash crab and whoever get married I humbly request to minister the unholy thing. I will bring something unidentified and fried for the pot luck.
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Aug 14, 2015 03:45
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Love blooms under the porch
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Aug 14, 2015 03:52
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Contrecoup posted:My favorite part about this dumbass recipe is that he throws out the premixed McCormick spice packet and then exactly recreates it with individual McCormick spices just so he can feel smug and accomplished. It's not a great recipe, but there's sins worse than saying "this is what actually goes into your spice baggie, now you can gently caress with the contents". It seems like the general thrust of the recipe is to get people who wouldn't ordinarily think about what they're making to put some effort in, so I can't hate it.
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Aug 14, 2015 09:34
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MagicHateBall posted:It's not a great recipe, but there's sins worse than saying "this is what actually goes into your spice baggie, now you can gently caress with the contents". It seems like the general thrust of the recipe is to get people who wouldn't ordinarily think about what they're making to put some effort in, so I can't hate it. Yeah, and honestly what he made is probably a significant step up from canned chili. Think of the people who would find that super funny...then think about what their cooking habits are. Dude's right on target.
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Aug 14, 2015 09:38
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AnonSpore posted:Yes But, in the same way that gangsters were imprisoned for tax offences, we could have pizza offenders killed for offences against mozzarella or tomatoes or whatever. Chicago delenda est.
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Aug 14, 2015 10:40
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AnonSpore posted:Yes There should be pizza rules.
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Gridlocked posted:There should be pizza rules. There are pizza rules.
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Aug 14, 2015 17:59
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Dough on bottom, stuff on top
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Aug 14, 2015 18:00
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VendaGoat posted:Dough on bottom, stuff on top What about calzone?
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Aug 14, 2015 18:04
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A calzone is pretty obviously a burrito.
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Aug 14, 2015 18:05
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Efexeye posted:A calzone is pretty obviously a burrito. I thought a burrito was just a type of crêpe?
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Aug 14, 2015 18:15
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I thought it was a sandwich.
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Aug 14, 2015 18:17
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Kakairo posted:I thought it was a sandwich. Ah, that makes sense, because a pizza is just an open faced sandwich. Glad we got it all sorted.
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Aug 14, 2015 18:19
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But wait, what about chimichangas and quesidillas? EDIT: and FLAMMENKEUCH!
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Aug 14, 2015 18:24
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What about hamburger sandwiches
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Aug 14, 2015 18:40
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Those are meat pockets like hot dogs
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Aug 14, 2015 18:49
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And if it's a pocket that doesn't contain meat?
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Aug 14, 2015 19:01
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VendaGoat posted:Those are meat pockets like hot dogs Nah, hot dogs fall under the jurisdiction of Meat In Tube Form (copyright two-thousand-whatever Tony Bourdain Industries, all rights reserved)
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Aug 14, 2015 19:05
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a lobster roll is a type of hot dog
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Aug 14, 2015 19:35
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Keep going, we've almost reached food singularity. All food is just different configurations of sugar, fat, protein, minerals, and undigestable fibers!
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Aug 14, 2015 20:07
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is an open faced sandwich a pizza?
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HogX posted:is an open faced sandwich a pizza? Singularity, not recursion, dammit!
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Aug 14, 2015 20:10
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There's so many pizza hitters, but only one Pizza Illuminati They control the flow of pizza sauce. They control the toppings. They control the oven temperature.
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Aug 14, 2015 20:22
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Aug 14, 2015 20:26
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I must not pineapple. Pineapple is the cheese-killer.
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Aug 14, 2015 20:35
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VendaGoat posted:Dough on bottom, stuff on top just like a pizza hitler to deny the existence of the pizza omelette 
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Aug 14, 2015 20:59
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BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:They control the flow of pizza sauce. They control the toppings. They control the oven temperature. What about the Margherita No Sauce, yet it is Pizza.
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Aug 14, 2015 21:00
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Rickycat posted:just like a pizza hitler to deny the existence of the pizza omelette Toppings conveyance on bottom, toppings on...top.
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Aug 14, 2015 21:24
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Rickycat posted:just like a pizza hitler to deny the existence of the pizza omelette I bet that'll give you really bad 
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Aug 14, 2015 21:51
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VendaGoat posted:I bet that'll give you really good Fixed. Farting is cool.
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Aug 14, 2015 21:53
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Minarchist posted:What about the Margherita what are you talking about? margherita is tomato sauce, fresh mozarella and basil leaves. red, white and green like the Italian flag.
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Aug 14, 2015 22:06
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axolotl farmer posted:what are you talking about? I was thinking of the kind without sauce, where its just olive oil on a thin crust with cheese, tomatoes and basil on top 
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Aug 14, 2015 22:10
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Minarchist posted:I was thinking of the kind without sauce, where its just olive oil on a thin crust with cheese, tomatoes and basil on top White Pizza.
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Aug 14, 2015 22:41
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tribbledirigible posted:White Pizza. That's this: 
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Aug 14, 2015 22:59
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tribbledirigible posted:White Pizza. I thought that was the kind with Alfredo sauce or ranch or some poo poo.
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BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:That's this: So is it OK to put pineapple on this or not
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