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Ehud posted:For anyone who doesn't go to the FART thread on a regular basis, I do a thing called Twitter Hot Takes that is similar to what this thread is about. This poo poo is inspired, man Ehud posted:Cowherd: I’m not gonna make it. Also, thank God, now I'll never again have to accidentally hear Cowherd on 790 when Buck and Kinkaid become insufferable. Chilichimp fucked around with this message at 16:08 on Jul 28, 2015 |
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Ehud posted:For anyone who doesn't go to the FART thread on a regular basis, I do a thing called Twitter Hot Takes that is similar to what this thread is about. How have you been posting here so long and didn't know what lean was?
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# ? Jul 28, 2015 16:25 |
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Chilichimp posted:This poo poo is inspired, man thanks bro glad you like it Henchman of Santa posted:How have you been posting here so long and didn't know what lean was? I mostly just post without reading what anyone else says
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# ? Jul 28, 2015 16:50 |
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Ehud posted:For anyone who doesn't go to the FART thread on a regular basis, I do a thing called Twitter Hot Takes that is similar to what this thread is about. "Whoa, whoa, whoa. Comparing Colin Cowherd to Bill Cosby is not fair. At least you won’t remember your time spent with Cosby."
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# ? Jul 28, 2015 18:12 |
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Kalli posted:Oh man, you need that guy that shows up in every twitter conversation about athletes / ESPN personalities to talk about how these people are paid over a game and firefighters / teachers / cops should be making that money instead. Every pencil-necked tweed-wearing college Lit professor I ever had? edit That was unfair. I did have a lit prof who was an actual dwarf. He cheered for the Giants. I am not kidding.
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# ? Jul 28, 2015 18:37 |
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In response to the recent Sheldon Richardson arrest:quote:The evisceral response to this incident is kind of funny. Nobody was making any comments even remotely like that, by the way.
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sirtommygunn posted:In response to the recent Sheldon Richardson arrest: I like how it doesn't even make sense because an unfortunate injury in camp is way different than a guy who got high armed with a gun and drove like a maniac with a 12 year old in the backseat
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# ? Jul 31, 2015 10:57 |
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the evisceral response
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Chichevache posted:I did have a lit prof who was an actual dwarf. He cheered for the Giants. I am not kidding. Did nobody ever tell you to dream big
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Febreeze posted:Did nobody ever tell you to dream big They did. What does it tell you about me that I looked at my two local teams, mid-90s Raiders and Niners, and decided to be a Seahawks fan?
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Chichevache posted:They did. What does it tell you about me that I looked at my two local teams, mid-90s Raiders and Niners, and decided to be a Seahawks fan? That you like to hate yourself
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On the flip side of bad reporters - Jeff Darlington is a former Dolphins beat writer who now works for NFL Network. He's fantastic. He says poo poo straight up, always has and always will, but in such a nice way people dont get upset. http://www.miamidolphins.com/multim...0156.1437468957 He's giving a neat peak into the psyche of a locker room and how important things like leadership are when looking at prospects and free agents. It kinda attacks Ireland, and Darlington has ALWAYS been a big Ireland fan (as far as talent evaluation) 5:55 is when he addresses the Richie Incognito situation and gives a pretty... pretty good explanation of what likely took place, if you read behind the lines
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Can't watch the video right now. What does he say about Incognito?
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NC-17 posted:Can't watch the video right now. What does he say about Incognito? Nothing, just insinuates that Philbin and Ireland put no emphasis on leadership in the locker room, and that caused Incognito to basically run rough shod over his teammates.
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# ? Aug 5, 2015 16:00 |
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That Ireland didn't give one poo poo about anything but measurables, and was cold about his moves. For instance anthony fasano. He's a mediocre TE that blocks well but had a great relationship with tannehill and it was no secret he kinda kept Richie in check. They let him go off, not even making an offer, and bring in a guy with higher measurables but injury history. Who is later lost for the year. He talks about philbin admitting he was flat out wrong about his attitude towards the players off the field - he said it's not his job to motivate professional athletes. Insanely stupid, but he's changed. Also goes into detail about some Packers who will jump at any chance to talk up philbin, namely Aaron Rodgers and Nelson, who call him a father figure and why it was confusing he seemed to not get along with guys. People really under estimate the value of a cohesive locker room.
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# ? Aug 5, 2015 16:24 |
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I agree with what he said about Jeff Ireland except for that part where he considered him a competent talent evaluator.
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Rasczak posted:I agree with what he said about Jeff Ireland except for that part where he considered him a competent talent evaluator. Its easy to take swipes at draft decisions, but the guy did have a knack for finding talent in later rounds and pulling Wake from the CFL. Even Ireland's harshest critics say he is one of the better talent evaluators out there.
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swickles posted:Its easy to take swipes at draft decisions, but the guy did have a knack for finding talent in later rounds and pulling Wake from the CFL. Even Ireland's harshest critics say he is one of the better talent evaluators out there. As Jeff Ireland's harshest critic I refuse to concede that he has any redeeming qualities.
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# ? Aug 5, 2015 21:47 |
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Jeff Ireland has a 33% hit rate on anything other than offensive linemen. He's terrible and I'm glad he's dead.
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PantsFreeZone posted:Jeff Ireland has a 33% hit rate on anything other than offensive linemen. Bad news.
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# ? Aug 8, 2015 00:03 |
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Pretty drat good CB record
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A lifelong Seahawks fan asks Paul Allen to bequeath his team to the Twelves posted:Note from the author: I sent this letter to Paul Allen at the VMAC and at his foundation. I'm posting it here as well in the hope that this idea--which I do believe is a plausible one--will be taken up for public discussion. In the comments section below, I've posted a link to a petition that you can sign if you want to publicly support the idea.
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# ? Aug 14, 2015 20:00 |
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Hey you know that thing you bought that you made totally awesome that I had nothing to do with? Please give it to me.
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# ? Aug 14, 2015 20:05 |
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That letter should be the entirety of their WYTS entry (added bonus: I don't have to read anything about that play...you know which one)
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I'm sorry chiche is lumped in with fans like that
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AAA DOLFAN posted:I'm sorry chiche is lumped in with fans like that Me too. if I were to choose a team based purely on the fans I'd be associated with, I would go back and cheer for the Raiders or Titans.
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quote:And it’s because you saved our Hawks once before that now, finally, I have to ask. Would you please, upon your death (many years from now, we all hope), give the Seattle Seahawks to us, the fans? feel like this could have been phrased better
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Chichevache posted:Me too. if I were to choose a team based purely on the fans I'd be associated with, I would go back and cheer for the Raiders or Titans.
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I assume this is a troll, or possibly a Steelers fan, but Poe's Law and all that: e: looks like he posted it on Patsfans as well Hello my name dikembe today i post my worst 10 quarterback in football league number 10 matthew stafford matthew stafford is good at throwing football downfield very far he also is man of god because he only completes to saint calvin of johnson. He also play for lions cool name very nice colors number 9 mark sanchez true new york jet legend he is best known for being very accurate and great at decision making however he is not good at running very direct so he is not as good as great quarterback like tom brady and aaron rodger number 8 andy luck more like andy suck am i right aha but no everyone say andy is so good wow next big thing but he is so overrate he has top 5 pick running back in trent richards and cant even beat patriots aha next time maybe andy number 7 andrew dalton andrew dalton is much like matthew stafford but he is worse at church and instead of saint calvin has archbishop aj aha u suck andy number 6 aaron hernandez great leader no? If only his accuracy % were higher number 5 alex smith i could do what alex smith does give me good offensive line great running back good defense all he has to do is not suck but sometimes he even does that he is like a worse mark sanchez number 4 robert griffith the i.i.i why did we ever think this clown was good? He used to be the definition of average, now he is definition of below average! He should change name to "robert griffith the iii best quarterback on the team" ahahaha number 3 colin kaepernick a hybrid of robert griffith the iii best quarterback on his team and alex smith. Was good because his defense and run game was good now that theyre bad he is suck no? He cant pass long or short or even run anymore. Number 2 mike vick mike vick was kaepernick and griffith the iii best quarterback on his team before they existed. He is lefty, which means he is devil no? He killed many puppies, ah such sad no? And he never wins big or small games drum roll please worst quarterback in football number one peyton manning this clutch lacking trash compacter of wasted talent is number one on dikembe list of worst quarterbacks in football league. He is blessed with great talent no? He is also blessed with great receivers no? Then he goes out to play and lets them do all the work. Smh peyton. If this was the appocolypse id kill myself before listening to an idiot tell me how to get killed as he protect himself. Peyton manning is worst player in nfl history maybe. sharknado slashfic fucked around with this message at 21:04 on Aug 14, 2015 |
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They've got moxie.
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# ? Aug 14, 2015 21:04 |
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Dikembe about to get knocked the gently caress out
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Chichevache posted:Me too. if I were to choose a team based purely on the fans I'd be associated with, I would go back and cheer for the Raiders or Titans. Well, I guess if you like stabbings or like being alone, respectively. Actually if you like stabbings you'll probably be alone a lot so I guess that's true for both.
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Chichevache posted:Me too. if I were to choose a team based purely on the fans I'd be associated with, I would go back and cheer for the Raiders or Titans. Dude, aren't you from San Fran?
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Dikembe is hilarious. now that theyre bad he is suck no? He cant pass long or short or even run anymore. ^---- thats future av text poo poo there.
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Quiet Feet posted:Well, I guess if you like stabbings or like being alone, respectively. Actually if you like stabbings you'll probably be alone a lot so I guess that's true for both. It's mostly people smoking marijuana or falling off the stadium these days. Chiche really should be a Raiders fan, though. It would be one of the better post-Wheez developments.
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Pretty sure most of the Black Hole these days is middle management dads from the suburbs because they're the only people who can afford decent seats.
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Chilichimp posted:Dude, aren't you from San Fran? San Jose, the bigger and cooler city 40 miles South where the Niners came to play because they want that Silicon Valley money. I.E., we are the Jersey to SF's NYC. Except we have culture.
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Chichevache posted:San Jose, the bigger and cooler city 40 miles South where the Niners came to play because they want that Silicon Valley money. I.E., we are the Jersey to SF's NYC. Except we have culture. I lived in SJ for five years on The Alameda right by the shark tank, really liked it there.
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That area on The Alameda is pretty sweet. I'm stuck in the west San Jose/Santa Clara/Cupertino mega-suburb
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