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crazy cloud: Nov 7, 2012; by Cyrano4747; Lipstick Apathy

mastervj posted:

I don't how you people put yourselves through this, but you have my thanks.

you people? :stare:

goon lives matter.

# ? Aug 14, 2015 21:30

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ErIog: Jul 11, 2001

GalacticAcid posted:

Jeb! is taking the Trump route and shedding all hint of subtlety, just being himself.

His thought at that moment: "Could it work sideways?"

# ? Aug 14, 2015 21:30

GalacticAcid: Apr 8, 2013; NEW YORK VALUES

Weigel on Webb and O'Malley: Single-digit Democrats thrive in a shrinking Hillary shadow

quote:

"Hey, robot man!" said Martin O'Malley. "Will you caucus for me?"

The former Democratic governor of Maryland was addressing an educational "robot" wearing a tie-dyed shirt, standing at an intersection of the Iowa State Fairgrounds -- a cybernetic organism much sturdier than the late hitchBot. Just moments earlier, O'Malley had tobogganed down a slide with his son, William, and daughter, Grace, and the camera crews around him were ready for more kitsch.

"What kind of technology experience do you have?" said the piped-in voice of the robot.

"I have lots of technology experience," said O'Malley. "Mostly on the campaigns."

The robot was silent. His electronic display did not move. His voice actor seemed as confused as passersby, who had been stage-whispering questions like "who is that?" and "is he famous?" as O'Malley worked the fair.

...

But Webb would not criticize any of his opponents. He referred obliquely to "the attention that the candidates who are more on the extreme are getting in the media." After his speech, hounded by a few reporters, he refused to comment on Hillary Clinton's ongoing email scandal, or the rumors of a Joe Biden presidential bid stoked by friends of the vice president.

After the speech, Webb worked his way quietly out of the fair, pursued by TV cameras, stopping only to sign copies of his book and a photo of a voter's soldier son. He insisted that he was having fun regardless.

"I actually saw one T-shirt that said: I'm not interested, I'm in it for the chicks," said Webb. "This is a fair. Everybody is selling something or going on a ride."

2016 Presidential Primary: Everybody is selling something or going on a ride.

# ? Aug 14, 2015 21:48

Sir Tonk: Apr 18, 2006; Young Orc

Mr Hootington posted:

Sure!

Bonus hover hands on the left. I was afraid to touch my prom date.

Steven Crowder would be so jealous if he knew you touched his waifu.

# ? Aug 14, 2015 21:54

Farmer Crack-Ass: Jan 2, 2001; this is me posting irl

crazy cloud posted:

you people? goon lives matter.

let's not needlessly dilute a valuable expression, here

# ? Aug 14, 2015 21:54

Mr Hootington: Jul 24, 2008; I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY

At the north Iowa wing ding. Clinton, sanders, o'malley, Chaffee will be here tonight. It is crazy here. Lots of bused in supporters for Hillary and o'malley.

Not much sanders or Chaffee present. Meet Lloyd Kelli and willie Wilson both are candidates for president.

# ? Aug 14, 2015 22:00

Sir Tonk: Apr 18, 2006; Young Orc

Where'd the find the cash to fly every single O'Malley supporter to Iowa? :psyduck:

# ? Aug 14, 2015 22:01

GalacticAcid: Apr 8, 2013; NEW YORK VALUES

Mr Hootington posted:

Not much sanders or Chaffee present.

Awesome that you're there, can you try to get a quote from an honest-to-god Lincoln Chafee supporter?

# ? Aug 14, 2015 22:04

The X-man cometh: Nov 1, 2009

At this point, O'Malley needs to give up on the left-of-Hillary but right-of-Bernie game and just lean into the Carcetti image.

"Yeah, I'm a scumbag, but I get stuff done. I know how to work the system and gently caress over everyone."

A Trump for the left.

# ? Aug 14, 2015 22:06

mastervj: Feb 25, 2011

Der Kyhe posted:

Corn talk.

Some folk, especially Germans, put sugar and other sweet stuff as a topping on their popcorn.

Best Pop Corn Spices: salt, paprika, garlic and black pepper.

# ? Aug 14, 2015 22:07

Rocks: Dec 30, 2011

The X-man cometh posted:

At this point, O'Malley needs to give up on the left-of-Hillary but right-of-Bernie game and just lean into the Carcetti image.

"Yeah, I'm a scumbag, but I get stuff done. I know how to work the system and gently caress over everyone."

A Trump for the left.

Trump should be running as a democrat as well you mean :getin:

# ? Aug 14, 2015 22:08

Mr Hootington: Jul 24, 2008; I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY

# ? Aug 14, 2015 22:09

Jewel Repetition: Dec 24, 2012; Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.

Walker is going to win the Republican primary no matter what: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XDl1K8t1CZI

# ? Aug 14, 2015 22:16

Lord of Pie: Mar 2, 2007

Mr Hootington posted:

Moments before being dogpiled by cardboard secret service agents

# ? Aug 14, 2015 22:17

Absurd Alhazred: Mar 27, 2010; by Athanatos

Leon Trotsky 2012 posted:

I'm in Des Moines for work and got to live my dream. I met Martin O'Malley and asked him, "You're the guy from Baltimore who is running for President, right? Governor Carcetti?"

He just laughed and said, "Nope, I'm Martin O'Malley. The Wire was great television, but it's also fiction." Then he asked me to caucus for him, but I said I don't live in Iowa and he said to check out his website and gave me a sticker. I should have had a better question to ask him, but I didn't have any off the top of my head and he left after about 30 seconds.

That is my story. Thank you for listening Goons.

This is one of the best things I've read all week. Chapeau!

# ? Aug 14, 2015 22:23

Sir Tonk: Apr 18, 2006; Young Orc

Mr Hootington posted:

Jewel Repetition posted:

Walker is going to win the Republican primary no matter what: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XDl1K8t1CZI

He'd better get his poo poo together in the debates, cause he was bad at the first one. Koch money only goes so far.

# ? Aug 14, 2015 22:24

Pompous Rhombus: Mar 11, 2007

GalacticAcid posted:

These never get old for me oh my god

I really hope a Jeb Bush graft scandal emerges, so this image can get more mainstream exposure.

# ? Aug 14, 2015 22:24

Mr Hootington: Jul 24, 2008; I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY

O'malley chants are starting to drive me crazy. It is hot out here.

# ? Aug 14, 2015 22:27

Senf: Nov 12, 2006

Mr Hootington posted:

That hover hand is gold

# ? Aug 14, 2015 22:30

Donovan Trip: Jan 6, 2007

Sir Tonk posted:

He'd better get his poo poo together in the debates, cause he was bad at the first one. Koch money only goes so far.

He was sleepwalking at the first debate because it literally didn't matter

# ? Aug 14, 2015 22:30

Kalman: Jan 17, 2010

New reports on the least important candidate of the cycle who is somehow managing to take everything annoying about the Internet and combine it into one campaign:

Jimmy Wales is going to chair Lessig's exploratory committee. According to Wales, "when you light up the Internet, anything is possible."

(Also Lessig will run if his crowd funding campaign hits 1 million by Labor Day. It's so nice to see Democrats getting into the scampaign spirit.)

# ? Aug 14, 2015 22:34

Joementum: May 23, 2004; jesus christ

�� don�t let the brevity of these passages prevent you from savoring the profundity of the advice you are about to receive.�

And 198 more golden, classy Donald Trump quotes.

# ? Aug 14, 2015 22:35

Joementum: May 23, 2004; jesus christ

Kalman posted:

Jimmy Wales is going to chair Lessig's exploratory committee.

How I imagine this exploration will end:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JrokMa1QlKo

# ? Aug 14, 2015 22:37

Mr Hootington: Jul 24, 2008; I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY

Two protestors against Hillary. One sign says Benghazi plus foreign donation plus email scandal equals no trust Hillary. 2nd says leadership requires accountability not Hillary stories

# ? Aug 14, 2015 22:40

mlmp08: Jul 11, 2004; Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration; Nap Ghost

Zeta Taskforce posted:

You are amazing. Both Trump and Santorum are good at posing. Carly's eyes are saying please hurry up with the drat picture

Carly hasn't learned that people without facial recognition problems can tell when the muscles that pull your eyes into a smile are lax and bored.

# ? Aug 14, 2015 22:40

YOU A FUCKING HAT: Jun 7, 1979; I CAN'T BE STOPPED OR REASONED WITH

GalacticAcid posted:

2016 Presidential Primary: Everybody is selling something or being taken for a ride.

Fixed that for you.

# ? Aug 14, 2015 23:10

fronz: Apr 7, 2009; Lipstick Apathy

how long will it be before the single-digit candidates just give up? do we really have to wait until iowa?

# ? Aug 14, 2015 23:12

Nuclearmonkee: Jun 10, 2009

fronz posted:

how long will it be before the single-digit candidates just give up? do we really have to wait until iowa?

Yes. Iowa and New Hampshire for the ones who don't self destruct usually.

# ? Aug 14, 2015 23:13

Nintendo Kid: Aug 4, 2011; by Smythe

fronz posted:

how long will it be before the single-digit candidates just give up? do we really have to wait until iowa?

Some of them might even hold on til May.

# ? Aug 14, 2015 23:21

fronz: Apr 7, 2009; Lipstick Apathy

I'm going to get real tired of reminding myself who Lincoln Chafee is.

# ? Aug 14, 2015 23:24

oddium: Feb 21, 2006; end of the 4.5 tatami age

lincoln chafee sounds like a military helicopter

# ? Aug 14, 2015 23:32

Nintendo Kid: Aug 4, 2011; by Smythe

In my opinion, Lincoln Chafee sounds like an obscure car model from the 50s

# ? Aug 14, 2015 23:33

euphronius: Feb 18, 2009

Is Lessig running as a republican?

# ? Aug 14, 2015 23:35

Bobby Digital: Sep 4, 2009

Nintendo Kid posted:

In my opinion, Lincoln Chafee sounds like an obscure car model from the 50s

It was the upscale rebadged Ford Edsel if I'm not mistaken.

# ? Aug 14, 2015 23:36

YOU A FUCKING HAT: Jun 7, 1979; I CAN'T BE STOPPED OR REASONED WITH

Nintendo Kid posted:

In my opinion, Lincoln Chafee sounds like an obscure car model from the 50s

"The 1956 Lincoln Chafee. Produced for just one year, it was quickly abandoned by Lincoln after it was introduced as 'America's First Metric Car.' Only 5 units were sold before the Chafee design was retired."

# ? Aug 14, 2015 23:36

Neeksy: Mar 29, 2007; Hej min vän, hur står det till?

euphronius posted:

Is Lessig running as a republican?

Democrat, but as a Huckabee-style scam artist, I guess?

# ? Aug 14, 2015 23:37

spacemang_spliff: Nov 29, 2014; wide pickle

Mr Hootington posted:

All BBQ is better than Iowa BBQ.

lol look at that sad plate

# ? Aug 14, 2015 23:37

Joementum: May 23, 2004; jesus christ

# ? Aug 14, 2015 23:39

The X-man cometh: Nov 1, 2009

fronz posted:

how long will it be before the single-digit candidates just give up? do we really have to wait until iowa?

If the networks stop having kids' table debates, and the polling companies drop them from the questionnaires, that might be enough.

Perry's running out of money, I don't know if he'll officially drop out even if he stops campaigning.

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Joementum: May 23, 2004; jesus christ

Lord of Pie posted:

Moments before being dogpiled by cardboard secret service agents

Cardboard Reagan sighed as he drew his cardboard sword.

# ? Aug 14, 2015 23:40

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