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Mortabis
Jul 8, 2010

I am stupid
Apparently the B-52 thing wasn't actually Israel itself, which makes sense because if anything their ministry of defense isn't completely loving retarded. It was some harebrained idea from a former Obama advisor (probably emphasis on "former" is important here--there's probably a reason for that)

http://www.haaretz.com/news/diplomacy-defense/1.666571

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hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

Its not completely insane, Israel has a medium/long range ALCM that their fighters can only carry 2 of at a time and USAF B-52s can carry a dozen.

B4Ctom1
Oct 5, 2003

OVERWORKED COCK
Slippery Tilde
I wonder if a B52 would make a decent AWACS? A 747 or 777 would probably be more practical?

StandardVC10
Feb 6, 2007

This avatar now 50% more dark mode compliant

B4Ctom1 posted:

I wonder if a B52 would make a decent AWACS? A 747 or 777 would probably be more practical?

I imagine you want enough fuselage volume for all the system operators and their equipment, which would favor an airliner.

MrYenko
Jun 18, 2012

#2 isn't ALWAYS bad...

StandardVC10 posted:

I imagine you want enough fuselage volume for all the system operators and their equipment, which would favor an airliner.

That, plus an airfoil and engines designed after the Eisenhower presidency.

goatsestretchgoals
Jun 4, 2011

A B52 with the rotary launchers converted for use with Nuclear AAMs.

iwanttobelieve.jpg

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!

B4Ctom1 posted:

I wonder if a B52 would make a decent AWACS? A 747 or 777 would probably be more practical?

Probably not. Entirely different design philosophy. You'd want to maximize loiter and range vs payload. A 787 would fit the bill better than a 777, which would probably require new hangar space at AWACS bases. The Tinker birdcage holds about 20 something 707's. That number would be nearly cut in half with a 777/747

B4Ctom1
Oct 5, 2003

OVERWORKED COCK
Slippery Tilde
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E4LOr1h2FHw

General Battuta
Feb 7, 2011

This is how you communicate with a fellow intelligence: you hurt it, you keep on hurting it, until you can distinguish the posts from the screams.

bitcoin bastard posted:

A B52 with the rotary launchers converted for use with Nuclear AAMs.

iwanttobelieve.jpg

Dale Brown spotted

Nebakenezzer
Sep 13, 2005

The Mote in God's Eye

Mortabis posted:

Apparently the B-52 thing wasn't actually Israel itself, which makes sense because if anything their ministry of defense isn't completely loving retarded. It was some harebrained idea from a former Obama advisor (probably emphasis on "former" is important here--there's probably a reason for that)

http://www.haaretz.com/news/diplomacy-defense/1.666571

You are half-right: the suggestion came from a wall street journal op-ed put out by "The Jewish Institute for National Security Affairs" - which a bunch of neo-cons sit on the board of.

http://www.jinsa.org/jinsa-media/deptula-and-makovsky-wall-street-journal-sending-bunker-busting-message-iran

To be honest I don't really thing it was a "serious" proposal - more likely it was an attempt to poo poo on diplomacy with Iran, or just a think tank trying to say "OBAMAMUNIST WEAK ON DEFENDING ISRAEL FROM IRAN"

TasogareNoKagi
Jul 11, 2013

Godholio posted:

As a result, it's not just takeoffs and landings, they FLY nose down.



This probably only applies to EMPTY B-52s.


For a bit there I thought he was trying to pull a split S :eyepop:

PittTheElder
Feb 13, 2012

:geno: Yes, it's like a lava lamp.

MrYenko posted:

The bicycle gear would prevent a normal takeoff rotation, so the wing is installed with enough angle of incidence to produce sufficient lift at takeoff speeds with a flat deck angle.

Godholio posted:

As a result, it's not just takeoffs and landings, they FLY nose down.



:eyepop:

The B-52 is such a weird aircraft. I remember the first time I saw one personally a year or so ago, and it's just so huge, and so boxy. It's like someone bolted wings to an RV.

Helter Skelter
Feb 10, 2004

BEARD OF HAVOC

TasogareNoKagi posted:

This probably only applies to EMPTY B-52s.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

TasogareNoKagi posted:

This probably only applies to EMPTY B-52s.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UxLe8MWdWe0&t=46s

DesperateDan
Dec 10, 2005

Where's my cow?

Is that my cow?

No it isn't, but it still tramples my bloody lavender.

bitcoin bastard posted:

A 747 with up to a hundred ALCM's aboard

iwanttobelieve.jpg



Link without enough info

MrChips
Jun 10, 2005

FLIGHT SAFETY TIP: Fatties out first

TasogareNoKagi posted:

This probably only applies to EMPTY B-52s.

It applies to any B-52 flying with a low angle of attack. Since the B-52's wing is mounted at a 6-degree angle relative to the fuselage (which is basically what allows the aircraft to take off with its tandem landing gear arrangement), in any flight regime that requires an alpha of only a degree or two, a B-52 will take a very nose down attitude. High speed can be just as responsible for that as low gross weight.

Kilonum
Sep 30, 2002

You know where you are? You're in the suburbs, baby. You're gonna drive.


:flashfap:

B4Ctom1
Oct 5, 2003

OVERWORKED COCK
Slippery Tilde

Are there even any ALCM's left? I knew they were conventionalizing them in Barksdale and firing them at everyone after our Tomahawk supply was nearly depleted.

Alchenar
Apr 9, 2008


Yes lets turn one of the most popular long haul civilian aircraft into something that has a configuration where it hangs around outside warzones and then suddenly spits cruise missiles everywhere what could possibly go wrong?

TCD
Nov 13, 2002

Every step, a fucking adventure.

Alchenar posted:

Yes lets turn one of the most popular long haul civilian aircraft into something that has a configuration where it hangs around outside warzones and then suddenly spits cruise missiles everywhere what could possibly go wrong?

You've heard of the P-8 right?

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Alchenar posted:

Yes lets turn one of the most popular long haul civilian aircraft into something that has a configuration where it hangs around outside warzones and then suddenly spits cruise missiles everywhere what could possibly go wrong?

Almost every strategic asset the US has ever flown (with the exception of most bombers) has been a converted airliner. They all look the same on radar anyway.

MrChips
Jun 10, 2005

FLIGHT SAFETY TIP: Fatties out first

Godholio posted:

They all look the same on radar anyway.

They all look the same up close too!

-Major Genadi Osipovich

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!

TCD posted:

You've heard of the P-8 right?

The P-8 is also an interesting mix of the -800 and -900. Mostly in the wings.

MrYenko
Jun 18, 2012

#2 isn't ALWAYS bad...

MrChips posted:

They all look the same up close too!

-Major Genadi Osipovich

:golfclap:

That Works
Jul 22, 2006

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy


MrChips posted:

They all look the same up close too!

-Major Genadi Osipovich

Ahahahha

iyaayas01
Feb 19, 2010

Perry'd

B4Ctom1 posted:

Are there even any ALCM's left? I knew they were conventionalizing them in Barksdale and firing them at everyone after our Tomahawk supply was nearly depleted.

ALCMs are the only nuke-capable cruise missile left in the inventory, they decommissioned all the ACMs (same thought process as why they decommissioned the Peacekeepers in favor of hanging onto the Minutemen, higher O&M costs/less reliable/less emphasis on the nuke deterrent post-Cold War). They converted a bunch of ALCMs to CALCMs in the mid-90s and then did another round of reductions in the ALCM fleet a couple years back as a result of the limits contained in SORT.

They're SLEPing both the ALCM and CALCM fleets (again) to give them a service life out to 2030. There's a notional replacement program (LRSO) on the horizon that in theory would dovetail in with LRS-B, but it's been hanging out in limbo for several years now, not formally cancelled and development work is on-going but they still haven't released a formal RFP either. There's language requesting it (I think) in the FY16 Presidential Budget, so we'll see if it stays in this time.

MrChips posted:

They all look the same up close too!

-Major Genadi Osipovich

lol

That Works
Jul 22, 2006

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy


Sorry for FB videos but only links I had so far. Firefighting aerial stuff near vegas.

https://www.facebook.com/KOMONews/videos/923255744409425/

https://video-lga1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/h...f2e&oe=55CFF86A

Dr. Despair
Nov 4, 2009


39 perfect posts with each roll.

I went to an airshow today

P6661440.jpg by Douglas Tiedt, on Flickr

I've got more stuff and videos, but lightroom is crashing on me nonstop, so it'll probably have to wait. Did get to see a few F-35's and an F-22 though, so that was cool.

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost
Top Gun is on Netflix again.

also, not from the show I went to, but seeing this guy wring out a MiG-17 owned:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rRn73uHXA-s

Daikon
Apr 22, 2009

Alchenar posted:

Yes lets turn one of the most popular long haul civilian aircraft into something that has a configuration where it hangs around outside warzones and then suddenly spits cruise missiles everywhere what could possibly go wrong?

lol when you put it that way

Dr. Despair
Nov 4, 2009


39 perfect posts with each roll.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6A4ncjpAw_I

Here are some other short clips of the F-86/Mig-17 stuff that was going on.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9rcXpz2LL7Y

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JTeyKe8JsbM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PQ9lFxdtBCY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZCmjqN-zRA

TCD
Nov 13, 2002

Every step, a fucking adventure.

Daikon posted:

lol when you put it that way

Doesn't matter. Somebody still nailed the 777 and I don't think anybody uses that plane in a military version.

Xerxes17
Feb 17, 2011

Godholio posted:

They all look the same on radar anyway.

Captain William Rogers agrees with you :mmmhmm:

B4Ctom1
Oct 5, 2003

OVERWORKED COCK
Slippery Tilde

Mortabis
Jul 8, 2010

I am stupid

TCD posted:

Doesn't matter. Somebody still nailed the 777 and I don't think anybody uses that plane in a military version.

Does Ukraine even have any large military aircraft that can fly at the speed/altitude MH17 was at?

Craptacular
Jul 11, 2004

Mortabis posted:

Does Ukraine even have any large military aircraft that can fly at the speed/altitude MH17 was at?

Do I really need to put a LMGTFY link here?

Vahakyla
May 3, 2013
With easy googling, one could see that Ukrainian Air Force has plenty of modern fighter planes.

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost

Mortabis posted:

Does Ukraine even have any large military aircraft that can fly at the speed/altitude MH17 was at?

You realize that it's like a cool and semi-modern feature to be able to measure the size of airplanes with a radar right? Especially when scanning the plane from dozens of kilometers away so you can fire a missile.

Mortabis
Jul 8, 2010

I am stupid
Not being a radar operator, I have no idea what radars are capable of now that they weren't capable of doing 25 years ago.

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Dr. Despair
Nov 4, 2009


39 perfect posts with each roll.

In no particular order:

P6660596.jpg by Douglas Tiedt, on Flickr

P6660588.jpg by Douglas Tiedt, on Flickr

P6660243.jpg by Douglas Tiedt, on Flickr

P6660204.jpg by Douglas Tiedt, on Flickr

P6661207.jpg by Douglas Tiedt, on Flickr

P6661326.jpg by Douglas Tiedt, on Flickr

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