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Ichabod Sexbeast
Dec 5, 2011

Giving 'em the old razzle-dazzle
Morris dancers and blind footballers in mass brawl

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Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless


Nice photoshop. He looks like a Liefeld drawing.

Cumslut1895
Feb 18, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

Travis343 posted:

They always specify these are people are jobless and unwed, like one wouldn't piece that together from the context.

lol probably molested as kids too

Slime
Jan 3, 2007

Say Nothing posted:



Nice photoshop. He looks like a Liefeld drawing.

Oh god Rocky is coming true.

Gum
Mar 9, 2008

oho, a rapist
time to try this puppy out
You guys do get that most of the stories in the Daily Sport were fabricated right?

FairyNuff
Jan 22, 2012

Gum posted:

You guys do get that most of the stories in the Daily Sport were fabricated right?

You mean they didn't find a plane on the moon? :captainpop:

Wheat Loaf
Feb 13, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Seems legit.

Cacafuego
Jul 22, 2007

Say Nothing posted:



Nice photoshop. He looks like a Liefeld drawing.

Man should be in quotes

Slugnoid
Jun 23, 2006

Nap Ghost
south_australia.jpg

pik_d
Feb 24, 2006

follow the white dove





TRP Post of the Month October 2021

Geokinesis posted:

You mean they didn't find a plane on the moon? :captainpop:



I like how an article about the Moon is only a World Exclusive

FairyNuff
Jan 22, 2012

pik_d posted:

I like how an article about the Moon is only a World Exclusive

Its hardly news tbh, its not like there hasn't been a plane on the moon before.



Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

The Killing Jelq
Jun 13, 2012

Travis343 posted:

They always specify these are people are jobless and unwed, like one wouldn't piece that together from the context.

I assume that they take unflattering pictures of the editorial staff to serve as the mugshots in these.

Magnus Praeda
Jul 18, 2003
The largess in the land.

The Killing Jelq posted:

I assume that they take unflattering pictures of the editorial staff to serve as the mugshots in these.

Cheaper and easier to go hand the nearest hobo a 40 in exchange for a picture. They already look the part.

Postal Parcel
Aug 2, 2013

Geokinesis posted:

You mean they didn't find a plane on the moon? :captainpop:



1) What are Hols?
2) Is it a requirement that news about the moon have a buxom blonde accompany it? Not complaining, just want to know if that's some sort of British custom

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



Postal Parcel posted:

1) What are Hols?
2) Is it a requirement that news about the moon have a buxom blonde accompany it? Not complaining, just want to know if that's some sort of British custom

From a non-Brit

1) - I'm guessing holidays (= vacation in US)
2) - If it isn't is should be.

Bibliotechno Music
Dec 30, 2008

The British, for whatever reason*, accompany their print news with 18 year old boobs on the regular.









*the reason is boobs.

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

QuelleFuck posted:

The British, for whatever reason*, accompany their print news with 18 year old boobs on the regular.









*the reason is boobs.

Cue every American man asking why we're so far behind the times....

fish and chips and dip
Feb 17, 2010

Holy poo poo, this needs more love. It read like a slapstick comedy from the 30's:

quote:

The footballers were enjoying a match on the village green at Rattlesden, near Stowmarket, using a ball with a bell in it so they could keep up with play.
But all hell broke out when the morris dancers began performing at a nearby pub.
A player kicked the ball off the pitch towards the Brewers Arms, and then mistook the morris dancers’ uniform bells for the one in the ball.
He promptly kicked one of the dancers in the shin, sending him flying over a table and crashing into a flower pot. A hanging basket then fell on his head.
More blind footballers then joined the melee, kicking out at the bells and then being surprised when they were punched by furious morris men.
The brawl was only stopped when the referee caught up and blew his whistle loudly.

budgieinspector
Mar 24, 2006

According to my research,
these would appear to be
Budgerigars.

Farmland Park posted:

Holy poo poo, this needs more love. It read like a slapstick comedy from the 30's:

:ssh: It didn't really happen. :ssh:

Garrand
Dec 28, 2012

Rhino, you did this to me!

Must've been run by James Bond

big parcheesi player
Apr 1, 2014

Also, I can kill you with my brain.
Bar brawl broke out at fundraiser for funeral of Saskatoon man killed trying to stop bar brawl

HackensackBackpack
Aug 20, 2007

Who needs a house out in Hackensack? Is that all you get for your money?
Family repaints garage door after vandalism by GBS posters

:iamafag:

sout
Apr 24, 2014


Poor old Jim whose wife cheated on him couldn't think of a clever response to vandals writing "cuck" all over his property :(

Jon Zyetta
May 6, 2003
Your Bargaining Posture Is Highly Dubious

Nckdictator posted:

I think there's a pattern here...



















Is this JoJo's Bazaar Adventure?

Biggus Dickus
May 18, 2005

Roadies know where to focus the spotlight.

budgieinspector posted:

:ssh: It didn't really happen. :ssh:

You mean Crime Reporter "Hugh Dunnett" made it up?

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

Slugnoid posted:

south_australia.jpg



OK, having a lit cigarette around something that routinely holds gasoline is stupid enough.

Who is doing small engine repair inside their bedroom?

quote:

Ms. Goldworthy said although she had been convicted of arson before, this time it was an accident

Ah. And the puzzle pieces all fall into place.

Collateral Damage
Jun 13, 2009

CzarChasm posted:

Who is doing small engine repair inside their bedroom?
I had a coworker who took the engine from a Mini apart in his kitchen. And took three weeks to put it back together.

His wife was less than thrilled.

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



Collateral Damage posted:

I had a coworker who took the engine from a Mini apart in his kitchen. And took three weeks to put it back together.

His wife was less than thrilled.

I'm pretty sure I'd be murdered in my sleep if I pulled something like that.

Birb Katter
Sep 18, 2010

BOATS STOPPED
CARBON TAX AXED
TURNBULL AS PM
LIBERALS WILL BE RE-ELECTED IN A LANDSLIDE

flosofl posted:

I'm pretty sure I'd be murdered in my sleep if I pulled something like that.

That's not true. You'd be awake when it happens.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Postal Parcel
Aug 2, 2013



:effort:

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?

CzarChasm posted:

OK, having a lit cigarette around something that routinely holds gasoline is stupid enough.

Who is doing small engine repair inside their bedroom?


I spy someone who's never met a South Australian.

Khazar-khum
Oct 22, 2008

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:
2nd Battalion

CzarChasm posted:

Who is doing small engine repair inside their bedroom?


My Dad used to have a rental house. One of the tenants dismantled an old motorcycle in the living room because it was too hot in the garage.

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen

As someone who spent more than five years at a Wal-Mart, this does not surprise me in the least.

Wheat Loaf
Feb 13, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Slow news day for the BBC.

JesustheDarkLord
May 22, 2006

#VolsDeep
Lipstick Apathy

Retail Slave posted:

As someone who spent more than five years at a Wal-Mart, this does not surprise me in the least.

The lines are long at mine too but that's ridiculous

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013




Wait. The prime minister flies commercial?

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Wheat Loaf
Feb 13, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
I believe the government has planes he can use but they don't have the brand of Pringles he likes because George Osborne is allergic.

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