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FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually

eschaton posted:

you just need to call what you're selling "supplements" rather than food or medicine

then you p much get a free pass on any testing, efficacy, or even accuracy-in-labeling requirements
the 1906 pure food and drug act was really really strong about regulating the purity of drugs and food, but as long as you call something a nutritional supplement (not food) and dont make any specific medical claims (not a drug!) it doesnt apply to you

its a loophole that needs to be closed but the nutritional supplement industry is a big multibillion dollar rolling scam that has several senators from dicklefuck states in their pockets, hatch being the main one (this is your daily reminder that mormons are terrible)

theres one other weird loophole in the act. the doctor who wrote it was a clear eyed rationalist who put in extremely strong restriction against quack medicines and treatments - with the exception of homeopathy, which he was a big believer in :cripes:

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Nintendo Kid
Aug 4, 2011

by Smythe

FMguru posted:

the 1906 pure food and drug act was really really strong about regulating the purity of drugs and food, but as long as you call something a nutritional supplement (not food) and dont make any specific medical claims (not a drug!) it doesnt apply to you

its a loophole that needs to be closed but the nutritional supplement industry is a big multibillion dollar rolling scam that has several senators from dicklefuck states in their pockets, hatch being the main one (this is your daily reminder that mormons are terrible)

theres one other weird loophole in the act. the doctor who wrote it was a clear eyed rationalist who put in extremely strong restriction against quack medicines and treatments - with the exception of homeopathy, which he was a big believer in :cripes:

it's not a loophole so much as a huge gaping wound that was created only in the 90s by orrin hatch's legislation that revoked a ton of prior usda/fda powers to regulate. before that legislation, it was a lot easier for the fda to roll up on some quack selling something as a supplement or whatever, investigate it, and make them stop selling it, this hurt orrin hatch's investments so he sponsored the bill that made it so basically a bunch of people need to be dead or severely injured before the fda can step in

also you're confused. it wasn't the original sponsors of the 1900s and 1920s pure food and drug acts that were homeopaths, it was some random important senator who threatened to do everything he could to block passage unless they included homeopathy, because he was the homeopath.

Pinterest Mom
Jun 9, 2009

quote:

On Monday mornings, fresh recruits line up for an orientation intended to catapult them into Amazon’s singular way of working.

They are told to forget the “poor habits” they learned at previous jobs, one employee recalled. When they “hit the wall” from the unrelenting pace, there is only one solution: “Climb the wall,” others reported. To be the best Amazonians they can be, they should be guided by the leadership principles, 14 rules inscribed on handy laminated cards. When quizzed days later, those with perfect scores earn a virtual award proclaiming, “I’m Peculiar” — the company’s proud phrase for overturning workplace conventions.

At Amazon, workers are encouraged to tear apart one another’s ideas in meetings, toil long and late (emails arrive past midnight, followed by text messages asking why they were not answered), and held to standards that the company boasts are “unreasonably high.” The internal phone directory instructs colleagues on how to send secret feedback to one another’s bosses. Employees say it is frequently used to sabotage others. (The tool offers sample texts, including this: “I felt concerned about his inflexibility and openly complaining about minor tasks.”)

pro click

HAIL eSATA-n
Apr 7, 2007


Main Paineframe posted:

payday loans can be helpful to people too, but that doesnt make them charity
microloans are 0% interest

Nintendo Kid
Aug 4, 2011

by Smythe

HAIL eSATA-n posted:

microloans are 0% interest

some are, many aren't.

HAIL eSATA-n
Apr 7, 2007


pedant not needed

duTrieux.
Oct 9, 2003

FMguru posted:

the 1906 pure food and drug act was really really strong about regulating the purity of drugs and food, but as long as you call something a nutritional supplement (not food) and dont make any specific medical claims (not a drug!) it doesnt apply to you

its a loophole that needs to be closed but the nutritional supplement industry is a big multibillion dollar rolling scam that has several senators from dicklefuck states in their pockets, hatch being the main one (this is your daily reminder that mormons are terrible)

theres one other weird loophole in the act. the doctor who wrote it was a clear eyed rationalist who put in extremely strong restriction against quack medicines and treatments - with the exception of homeopathy, which he was a big believer in :cripes:

gently caress orrin hatch

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually
gawker has actually had really good coverage of amazons awfulness for the last year or two

its impressive how badly they treat everyone, from the temp agency unfortunates who work in their warehouses all the way up to the engineers and managers who work in their corporate headquarters. its a culture of unrelenting abuse and extracting 110% from every worker before they burn out and are discarded

welcome to the future of american employment

qirex
Feb 15, 2001


does someone have the pastebin of their multi-year discussion of not having enough toilets? I can't find it [thradium]

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

FMguru posted:

gawker has actually had really good coverage of amazons awfulness for the last year or two

its impressive how badly they treat everyone, from the temp agency unfortunates who work in their warehouses all the way up to the engineers and managers who work in their corporate headquarters. its a culture of unrelenting abuse and extracting 110% from every worker before they burn out and are discarded

welcome to the future of american employment

how long until we have worse conditions than Japan

Dixie Cretin Seaman
Jan 22, 2008

all hat and one catte
Hot Rope Guy
so what's stopping pepsi from selling "mountain dew xxxtreme synthetic amphetamine edition" as a nutritional supplement and side stepping regulation then? why isn't there a twinkie supplement made entirely of transfat with no requirement to list ingredients or nutritional info? seems like food companies would be all over this poo poo

Korean Boomhauer
Sep 4, 2008

qirex posted:

does someone have the pastebin of their multi-year discussion of not having enough toilets? I can't find it [thradium]

this?

http://pastebin.com/7RpXneAV

eschaton
Mar 7, 2007

Don't you just hate when you wind up in a store with people who are in a socioeconomic class that is pretty obviously about two levels lower than your own?

Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:

so what's stopping pepsi from selling "mountain dew xxxtreme synthetic amphetamine edition" as a nutritional supplement and side stepping regulation then? why isn't there a twinkie supplement made entirely of transfat with no requirement to list ingredients or nutritional info? seems like food companies would be all over this poo poo

don't give them ideas

the synthetic amphetamine would be under DEA not FDA jurisdiction, supplements still can't have controlled substances in them

too bad lead and cadmium aren't controlled substances...

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

Nintendo Kid posted:

it's not a loophole so much as a huge gaping wound that was created only in the 90s by orrin hatch's legislation that revoked a ton of prior usda/fda powers to regulate. before that legislation, it was a lot easier for the fda to roll up on some quack selling something as a supplement or whatever, investigate it, and make them stop selling it, this hurt orrin hatch's investments so he sponsored the bill that made it so basically a bunch of people need to be dead or severely injured before the fda can step in

also you're confused. it wasn't the original sponsors of the 1900s and 1920s pure food and drug acts that were homeopaths, it was some random important senator who threatened to do everything he could to block passage unless they included homeopathy, because he was the homeopath.

orrin hatch is also into homeopathy

computer parts
Nov 18, 2010

PLEASE CLAP

Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:

so what's stopping pepsi from selling "mountain dew xxxtreme synthetic amphetamine edition" as a nutritional supplement and side stepping regulation then? why isn't there a twinkie supplement made entirely of transfat with no requirement to list ingredients or nutritional info? seems like food companies would be all over this poo poo

quote:

A dietary supplement is a product intended for ingestion that contains a "dietary ingredient" intended to add further nutritional value to (supplement) the diet. A "dietary ingredient" may be one, or any combination, of the following substances:
  • a vitamin
  • a mineral
  • an herb or other botanical
  • an amino acid
  • a dietary substance for use by people to supplement the diet by increasing the total dietary intake
  • a concentrate, metabolite, constituent, or extract

Dietary supplements may be found in many forms such as tablets, capsules, softgels, gelcaps, liquids, or powders. Some dietary supplements can help ensure that you get an adequate dietary intake of essential nutrients; others may help you reduce your risk of disease.

refleks
Nov 21, 2006



Pinterest Mom posted:

"(emails arrive past midnight, followed by text messages asking why they were not answered)"

please go gently caress yourself with a rusty rake and an out of date tetanus shot if you actually agree and answer to things like that.

Dixie Cretin Seaman
Jan 22, 2008

all hat and one catte
Hot Rope Guy

But that literally describes any food ever except maybe water? Perhaps my diet needs caloric supplement in the form of ultratwinkies, why should big govt regulate them to death?

computer parts
Nov 18, 2010

PLEASE CLAP

Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:

But that literally describes any food ever except maybe water? Perhaps my diet needs caloric supplement in the form of ultratwinkies, why should big govt regulate them to death?

it doesn't actually, for example any meat product would be excluded under that definition

though it is more than the fda has a definition of "food" that most of that falls under more easily than it being specifically excluded

jetz0r
May 10, 2003

Tomorrow, our nation will sit on the throne of the world. This is not a figment of the imagination, but a fact. Tomorrow we will lead the world, Allah willing.



Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:

so what's stopping pepsi from selling "mountain dew xxxtreme synthetic amphetamine edition" as a nutritional supplement and side stepping regulation then? why isn't there a twinkie supplement made entirely of transfat with no requirement to list ingredients or nutritional info? seems like food companies would be all over this poo poo

if you start putting actual drugs into your food, you can run into problems

or if they did something really stupid like make an analog to a drug covered by the analog act, like meth.

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord

how can anyone work like that for more than a week

carry on then
Jul 10, 2010

by VideoGames

(and can't post for 10 years!)

Improbable Lobster posted:

how can anyone work like that for more than a week

wonder how many amazon employees do* crossfit

* did before they got hired

refleks
Nov 21, 2006




“One time I didn’t sleep for four days straight,” said Dina Vaccari, who joined in 2008 to sell Amazon gift cards to other companies and once used her own money, without asking for approval, to pay a freelancer in India to enter data so she could get more done. “These businesses were my babies, and I did whatever I could to make them successful.”

She and other workers had no shortage of career options but said they had internalized Amazon’s priorities. One ex-employee’s fiancé became so concerned about her nonstop working night after night that he would drive to the Amazon campus at 10 p.m. and dial her cellphone until she agreed to come home. When they took a vacation to Florida, she spent every day at Starbucks using the wireless connection to get work done.



- i just love my job so much :smuggo:


what a shock theyre using stack rankings at that hellhole.

refleks fucked around with this message at 22:01 on Aug 15, 2015

Soricidus
Oct 21, 2010
freedom-hating statist shill
lol if you have to think about work outside office hours (unless you're getting a really good on-call bonus)

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

Soricidus posted:

lol if you have to think about work outside office hours (unless you're getting a really good on-call bonus)

one time i was awake for like 40 hours for work

because i couldn't sleep on a transpacific flight and the connection in japan was cancelled and i couldn't sleep for the couple of hours i had between getting to a hotel and having to get back to the airport

Shifty Pony
Dec 28, 2004

Up ta somethin'


Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:

so what's stopping pepsi from selling "mountain dew xxxtreme synthetic amphetamine edition" as a nutritional supplement and side stepping regulation then? why isn't there a twinkie supplement made entirely of transfat with no requirement to list ingredients or nutritional info? seems like food companies would be all over this poo poo

monster energy did exactly that.

the FDA wasn't amused but largely couldn't do anything. it wasn't until senators started having hearings about energy drinks and a "what about the children!" campaign looked imminent that monster switched from calling itself a supplement to being a beverage (and having to list caffeine content).

gently caress orrin hatch.

Main Paineframe
Oct 27, 2010

they discovered how to make stack ranking even worse

quote:

In 2013, Elizabeth Willet, a former Army captain who served in Iraq, joined Amazon to manage housewares vendors and was thrilled to find that a large company could feel so energetic and entrepreneurial. After she had a child, she arranged with her boss to be in the office from 7 a.m. to 4:30 p.m. each day, pick up her baby and often return to her laptop later. Her boss assured her things were going well, but her colleagues, who did not see how early she arrived, sent him negative feedback accusing her of leaving too soon.

“I can’t stand here and defend you if your peers are saying you’re not doing your work,” she says he told her. She left the company after a little more than a year.

Ms. Willet’s co-workers strafed her through the Anytime Feedback Tool, the widget in the company directory that allows employees to send praise or criticism about colleagues to management. (While bosses know who sends the comments, their identities are not typically shared with the subjects of the remarks.) Because team members are ranked, and those at the bottom eliminated every year, it is in everyone’s interest to outperform everyone else.

Craig Berman, an Amazon spokesman, said the tool was just another way to provide feedback, like sending an email or walking into a manager’s office. Most comments, he said, are positive.

However, many workers called it a river of intrigue and scheming. They described making quiet pacts with colleagues to bury the same person at once, or to praise one another lavishly. Many others, along with Ms. Willet, described feeling sabotaged by negative comments from unidentified colleagues with whom they could not argue. In some cases, the criticism was copied directly into their performance reviews — a move that Amy Michaels, the former Kindle manager, said that colleagues called “the full paste.”

...

Each year, the internal competition culminates at an extended semi-open tournament called an Organization Level Review, where managers debate subordinates’ rankings, assigning and reassigning names to boxes in a matrix projected on the wall. In recent years, other large companies, including Microsoft, General Electric and Accenture Consulting, have dropped the practice — often called stack ranking, or “rank and yank” — in part because it can force managers to get rid of valuable talent just to meet quotas.

The review meeting starts with a discussion of the lower-level employees, whose performance is debated in front of higher-level managers. As the hours pass, successive rounds of managers leave the room, knowing that those who remain will determine their fates.

Preparing is like getting ready for a court case, many supervisors say: To avoid losing good members of their teams — which could spell doom — they must come armed with paper trails to defend the wrongfully accused and incriminate members of competing groups. Or they adopt a strategy of choosing sacrificial lambs to protect more essential players. “You learn how to diplomatically throw people under the bus,” said a marketer who spent six years in the retail division. “It’s a horrible feeling."

quote:

Molly Jay, an early member of the Kindle team, said she received high ratings for years. But when she began traveling to care for her father, who was suffering from cancer, and cut back working on nights and weekends, her status changed. She was blocked from transferring to a less pressure-filled job, she said, and her boss told her she was “a problem.” As her father was dying, she took unpaid leave to care for him and never returned to Amazon.

“When you’re not able to give your absolute all, 80 hours a week, they see it as a major weakness,” she said.

A woman who had thyroid cancer was given a low performance rating after she returned from treatment. She says her manager explained that while she was out, her peers were accomplishing a great deal. Another employee who miscarried twins left for a business trip the day after she had surgery. “I’m sorry, the work is still going to need to get done,” she said her boss told her. “From where you are in life, trying to start a family, I don’t know if this is the right place for you.”

A woman who had breast cancer was told that she was put on a “performance improvement plan” — Amazon code for “you’re in danger of being fired” — because “difficulties” in her “personal life” had interfered with fulfilling her work goals. Their accounts echoed others from workers who had suffered health crises and felt they had also been judged harshly instead of being given time to recover.

A former human resources executive said she was required to put a woman who had recently returned after undergoing serious surgery, and another who had just had a stillborn child, on performance improvement plans, accounts that were corroborated by a co-worker still at Amazon. “What kind of company do we want to be?” the executive recalled asking her bosses.

The mother of the stillborn child soon left Amazon. “I had just experienced the most devastating event in my life,” the woman recalled via email, only to be told her performance would be monitored “to make sure my focus stayed on my job.”

Thanks Ants
May 21, 2004

#essereFerrari


pretty sure that sort of stuff would stop happening fairly quickly if everyone just called them on it, but as long as theres a queue of people waiting to replace you lol if you think people are going to push back on unreasonable bullshit

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:

my boss asked me earlier this year if i want a company phone but i said no

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

Main Paineframe posted:

“When you’re not able to give your absolute all, 80 hours a week, they see it as a major weakness,” she said.

A woman who had thyroid cancer was given a low performance rating after she returned from treatment. She says her manager explained that while she was out, her peers were accomplishing a great deal. Another employee who miscarried twins left for a business trip the day after she had surgery. “I’m sorry, the work is still going to need to get done,” she said her boss told her. “From where you are in life, trying to start a family, I don’t know if this is the right place for you.”

A woman who had breast cancer was told that she was put on a “performance improvement plan” — Amazon code for “you’re in danger of being fired” — because “difficulties” in her “personal life” had interfered with fulfilling her work goals. Their accounts echoed others from workers who had suffered health crises and felt they had also been judged harshly instead of being given time to recover.

A former human resources executive said she was required to put a woman who had recently returned after undergoing serious surgery, and another who had just had a stillborn child, on performance improvement plans, accounts that were corroborated by a co-worker still at Amazon. “What kind of company do we want to be?” the executive recalled asking her bosses.

The mother of the stillborn child soon left Amazon. “I had just experienced the most devastating event in my life,” the woman recalled via email, only to be told her performance would be monitored “to make sure my focus stayed on my job.”

lol all of these people have grounds to sue the poo poo outta amazon under the FMLA

ultramiraculous
Nov 12, 2003

"No..."
Grimey Drawer

quote:

Tagged this and related tickets with "toilet-interest".

text me, REDACTED

Dixie Cretin Seaman
Jan 22, 2008

all hat and one catte
Hot Rope Guy

quote:

“This is a company that strives to do really big, innovative, groundbreaking things, and those things aren’t easy,” said Susan Harker, Amazon’s top recruiter. “When you’re shooting for the moon, the nature of the work is really challenging. For some people it doesn’t work.”

lol innovative groundbreaking moonshots, from the company that cornered the market in ordering poo poo by pushing a single button

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



i hope bezos gets cancer and tries to cure it by making his employees work longer hours

ultramiraculous
Nov 12, 2003

"No..."
Grimey Drawer

triple sulk posted:

i hope bezos gets cancer and tries to cure it by making his employees work longer hours

his admins will certainly work longer hours regardless, if that's even possible.

TerminalRaptor
Nov 6, 2012

Mostly Harmless

Read the comments for extra laughs. I really hope this is one of you trolling:

quote:

SeattleGuy Seattle 11 hours ago

Work is not daycare for adults. This country was not built on 40 hour work weeks and treating the office like a social club.

America needs more companies like Amazon that demand more from employees and rewards them accordingly. Our nation's Silicon Valley culture isn't perfect and can burn people out, but is also the reason we have Apple, Microsoft, and Google keeping us competitive. Tesla is on the brink of kicking our oil addiction that has crippled us with years of war and environmental catastrophes. Should we force them to work forty hour weeks and keep us in the automobile stone age for another generation or two?

Yes, Amazon clearly could afford to make tweaks to their work/balance culture, but it is not mandatory for anyone to work there. Workers aren't being tricked off the farm into boarding a bus to sew zippers onto jackets for pennies a week, they are at the top of their skill sets and aware of the achievement culture.

Stack-ranking and the ability to have your feedback about management taken seriously by management might force out a few employees before their time but is infinitely preferable to having dead wood in the office watching soccer games all day while managers run a department into the ground.

Readers need to understand that for a company to offer six months of paternity leave, Christmas parties, and free snacks, it must have someone in the office actually doing the work. We should be thankful a few companies in America are still putting in the hours.

Elder Postsman
Aug 30, 2000


i used hot bot to search for "teens"

yeah the company that sells $70000+ cars to rich assholes is the one that's just about to get us off oil. lmao get the gently caress out of here "seattleguy"

Killmaster
Jun 18, 2002

actually sounds cool? I dunno

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:

Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:

lol innovative groundbreaking moonshots, from the company that cornered the market in ordering poo poo by pushing a single button



i want one of these but for beer

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually
looks like they figure as long as resumes for qualified people stream into their hr inbox theres no reason not to work people 70 hours a week until the burn out. same thing with their finances - as long as wall street keeps buying AMZN he is going to reinvest every nickle of profit back into the company with new divisions, and anyone who has a problem with that is invited to sell their shares and walk away

ultramiraculous
Nov 12, 2003

"No..."
Grimey Drawer
on top of the hours, they're known for being incredibly stingy with stuff like reimbursement. anything that might make their employees' time there more tolerable is not a priority.

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Stymie
Jan 9, 2001

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

HAIL eSATA-n posted:

microloans are 0% interest

then just give them the money without expectation of recompense instead of trying to bring debt to developing countries

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