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The hunchback of Porker drat.
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Aug 15, 2015 22:44
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Speaking as a librarian and knowing this professional community... honestly, I think this is written more for women librarians than for men. 
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Aug 16, 2015 00:14
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thetechnoloser posted:The hunchback of Porker drat. Hunchfat
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Aug 16, 2015 00:14
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EVG posted:Hunchfat LunchSnack.
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Aug 16, 2015 00:20
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veedubfreak posted:Cause she's rich as hell and spit out a couple kids and quit the biz. Pretty sure it's more "not ruining her life like other celebrities", because the media follows scandals like Aatrek follows preschool recess schedules
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Aug 16, 2015 00:46
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Aug 16, 2015 00:56
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she's married but just imagine the greatness that would come out of a messy divorce.
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Aug 16, 2015 01:01
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Metanaut posted:I don't know if MusicBee pulls its artist pictures from some not so accurate source or is it making fun of my taste in music. Not going to lie, I wouldn't mind this either way. Probably going to see the Misfits again this October, but the other band's songs are better.
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Aug 16, 2015 01:39
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slomomofo posted:she's married but just imagine the greatness that would come out of a messy divorce. Can't wait for songs like "I'm gonna cut yo' dick off", "Pre-nup, biatch" and "Back on the welfare train (you go)"
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Aug 16, 2015 01:41
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Aug 16, 2015 02:26
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Choco1980 posted:Not going to lie, I wouldn't mind this either way. Probably going to see the Misfits again this October, but the other band's songs are better. Thank you
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Aug 16, 2015 02:33
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Man it sucks these guys went with Amazon over Netflix. I dont wanna have to sign up to Prime just for one show but I miss their obviously scripted but still outright hilarious entertainment. (Off screen politics and bullshit aside)
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Aug 16, 2015 02:43
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Eh, I've probably read worse.
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Aug 16, 2015 03:03
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dpack_1 posted:Man it sucks these guys went with Amazon over Netflix. I dont wanna have to sign up to Prime just for one show but I miss their obviously scripted but still outright hilarious entertainment. (Off screen politics and bullshit aside) Yet again, Clarkson's picked the wrong entry in a cheap [thing] challenge.
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Aug 16, 2015 03:18
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I have a certain fondness for James May but that may just be because he named his cat after my invention. Clarkson is a walking toilet though.
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Aug 16, 2015 03:36
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dpack_1 posted:Man it sucks these guys went with Amazon over Netflix. I dont wanna have to sign up to Prime just for one show but I miss their obviously scripted but still outright hilarious entertainment. (Off screen politics and bullshit aside) Honestly, Prime is pretty alright, even if they did recently remove all the free Comedy Central stuff. Worth it for HBO shows and free same-day or two hour delivery, imo.
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Aug 16, 2015 03:41
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Hey, that guy behind James May, the dude grinning like a doof - Didn't we make a .gif thread about him?
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Aug 16, 2015 03:54
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WarpedNaba posted:Hey, that guy behind James May, the dude grinning like a doof - Didn't we make a .gif thread about him? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ih1RdAUjeX0
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Aug 16, 2015 04:12
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 Found these in a hardware store in Japan. Something something no ring. 
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Aug 16, 2015 04:16
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Choco1980 posted:Not going to lie, I wouldn't mind this either way. Probably going to see the Misfits again this October, but the other band's songs are better. Please.
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Aug 16, 2015 04:16
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Aug 16, 2015 04:35
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True story: when I was in college, my roommate and I were walking home from a friend's place and found an oddly pristine copy of a 70's/80's gay porn mag called TIGHT rear end STUDS: 120 PAGES OF TIGHT YOUNG ASSES TAKING BIG HARD COCKS next to a dumpster. Because our natural curiosity about studs overrode our disgust at touching 30 year old porn we found next to a dumpster, we took it home. All the men had feathered hair, moustaches, tighty whities and knee high gym socks, and featured in exciting pictorial tales like "The Coach and the Rookie" "My New Cellmate" "Lonesome Cowpokes" and "Fun on the Lifeguard Stand". They all basically had the same plot: dude gets somehow manipulated into bending over in his tightie whiteys by another dude, is surprised to discover a penis entering his butt, gets upset for a minute, then decides he likes it. We made everyone who visited our apartment for the next year look at it with us. What I'm saying is, I don't know who's the stud and who has the big hard cock, but Larry and Julius are giving me serious "The Coach and the Rookie" flashbacks. Somebody's about to get bent over a locker room laundry bin.
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Aug 16, 2015 04:57
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Pigsfeet on Rye posted:I want to believe that it's not real...
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Aug 16, 2015 04:58
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Panic! at Nabisco posted:I'm also a grad student in a tech field at UW, so I figured I'd check, and yup, I have mutual friends with this guy. Not going to post anything because internet detectivery is gross, but he looks like a fairly normal dude. Definitely a nerdy computer science guy, but reasonably fit and well adjusted. Maybe the resume was ~*~ironic~*~. Stuff him in a locker
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Aug 16, 2015 05:04
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Crow Jane posted:True story: when I was in college, my roommate and I were walking home from a friend's place and found an oddly pristine copy of a 70's/80's gay porn mag called TIGHT rear end STUDS: 120 PAGES OF TIGHT YOUNG ASSES TAKING BIG HARD COCKS next to a dumpster. Because our natural curiosity about studs overrode our disgust at touching 30 year old porn we found next to a dumpster, we took it home. All the men had feathered hair, moustaches, tighty whities and knee high gym socks, and featured in exciting pictorial tales like "The Coach and the Rookie" "My New Cellmate" "Lonesome Cowpokes" and "Fun on the Lifeguard Stand". They all basically had the same plot: dude gets somehow manipulated into bending over in his tightie whiteys by another dude, is surprised to discover a penis entering his butt, gets upset for a minute, then decides he likes it. We made everyone who visited our apartment for the next year look at it with us. This is a good story.
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Aug 16, 2015 05:21
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John Big Booty posted:Please stop enabling Jerry Only. I'll have you know I'm enabling the whole band, not just Jerry! 
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Aug 16, 2015 05:22
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thetechnoloser posted:The hunchback of Porker drat. So many times out there, I've watched a crazy group Of black boys driving in the night, in a lifted Escalade With a bunch of lovely neon lights I knew they'd never know the booty of this ho Though they might wish with all their might No body as gelatinous as my own was ever supposed to be seen in daylight But suddenly the internet has smiled at me with Twitter #onlywhites I dare to dream that they might talk to me And as I eat my Babybels tonight, and wash it down with Natty Light I'll wait patiently for my BMI White Knight BOOTY-ADE has a new favorite as of 06:41 on Aug 16, 2015 |
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Aug 16, 2015 06:36
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Son of Thunderbeast posted:The "MLS" pushes it over the edge for me ahahahaha Major leage soccer?
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Aug 16, 2015 07:10
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Just like the real WNBA, no dunks
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Aug 16, 2015 07:42
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Frostwerks posted:Major leage soccer? Master of Library Science. The degree probably comes with a big tome and a wizard hat.
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Aug 16, 2015 07:44
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Skippy McPants posted:Master of Library Science. And apparently a libido that can only be satisfied by writing erotica.
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Aug 16, 2015 08:10
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Skippy McPants posted:Master of Library Science. You're right, that does make it funnier. Now I imagine all those dinosaur erotica novellas on Amazon are written by paleontologists.
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Aug 16, 2015 09:20
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Aug 16, 2015 11:38
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 Thor, Son of Odin, Lord of Asgard, forgot to inflate his pants.
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Aug 16, 2015 15:03
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Alright, I love Stephen Fry, but I have to say Ricky won this one.
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Aug 16, 2015 15:27
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Snapchat A Titty posted:I have a certain fondness for James May but that may just be because he named his cat after my invention. James May is easily the coolest of the three https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8KnbMafvpWA (they had to cut the clip short because the very next second those ladies were all over him like bits of Hammond on windshield)
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Aug 16, 2015 16:12
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KozmoNaut posted:
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Aug 16, 2015 16:44
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Hah! I just sent that picture to a friend a few minutes ago with that exact same caption.
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Aug 16, 2015 16:45
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John Big Booty posted:Please stop enabling Jerry Only. His son has now joined the band it's inly going to get worse.
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trapped mouse posted:Alright, I love Stephen Fry, but I have to say Ricky won this one. Neither of them won it, because those are neither Stephen Fry nor Ricky Gervais. https://twitter.com/stephenfry/status/312883244783779840
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