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Jedi Time with Finn and Han.
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That's, uh, not a con poster, guys. That's the actual straight up official poster for the film. e: or maybe it's not, although why would you have a Struzan poster and not have it be the theatrical one, and if he's doing another one why would you have someone at his age make a poster for what is an overblown shareholder's meeting The Cameo fucked around with this message at 02:06 on Aug 16, 2015 |
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Aug 16, 2015 01:53
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Harrison Ford's face has proven impossible to draw or sculpt.
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Aug 16, 2015 02:29
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Yodzilla posted:My wife somehow fell asleep during the first Crank. I don't know how such a thing is possible. I hope the divorce goes smoothly.
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Aug 16, 2015 03:05
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Aphrodite posted:Harrison Ford's face has proven impossible to draw or sculpt. I don't know, I think they nailed it for these Force Awakens Lego sets that got leaked https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WMYwFezAoN4
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Aug 16, 2015 03:10
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The Cameo posted:e: or maybe it's not, although why would you have a Struzan poster and not have it be the theatrical one, and if he's doing another one why would you have someone at his age make a poster for what is an overblown shareholder's meeting Struzan has made a bunch of alternate posters for Star Wars films in the past. It was just a nice little giveaway at the expo for the turbo nerds.
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Aug 16, 2015 03:17
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89: Irene Cara: The bare minimum of "Famous" Before Facebook, relationship status updates happened on an actual wall  "Sparkle! Sparkle! Get yer Sparkle here! Freshly made Spar-kle!"  These kids think they're so cool but all I see is a bunch of squares  AKA the mystery of George Segal's missing torso  ACADEMY AWARD WINNER IRENE CARA (for co-writing that Flashdance song)  Locked up with all those missing kissing scenes 
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Aug 16, 2015 03:21
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Harlock posted:Congrats on another inexplicable billion dollar movie Depp and Burton's Billion Dollar Movie
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Aug 16, 2015 05:47
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RBA Starblade posted:Depp and Burton's Billion Dollar Movie Anybody can run a stupid fuckin' Disney franchise.
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Aug 16, 2015 12:38
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HUNDU THE BEAST GOD posted:Anybody can run a stupid fuckin' Disney franchise. The Hunted Mansion says this is not entirely accurate. post 80s Eddie Murphy can ruin anything.
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Aug 16, 2015 13:12
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dr_rat posted:The Hunted Mansion says this is not entirely accurate. That sounds much more interesting
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Aug 16, 2015 13:15
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morestuff posted:Yeah, the cleaner version makes it look more or less fine The big problem I have with this is that Ford doesn't look like a smuggler turned hero holding a laser gun about to unleash hell, he looks like a slightly dazed old man about to yell at the kids on his lawn, waving his fist at them with the first thing he grabbed from the table by the front door. If he had a cane in his hand, it would look more believable.  Goddamn nerf herders!
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Aug 16, 2015 16:28
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Yeah Ford looks too geriatric for whatever pose he's trying to pull off there. He also totally throws off the weight balance of the composition to me. And I don't like treating the xwings and tie fighters like a pattern.
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Aug 16, 2015 18:07
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Well it looks like the person who I thought would use a laser gun and the person I thought would use a laser sword is mixed up, and that's actually pretty great.
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Aug 16, 2015 19:06
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Rough Lobster posted:Well it looks like the person who I thought would use a laser gun and the person I thought would use a laser sword is mixed up, and that's actually pretty great. I think I assumed she was going to be the Jedi mainly because she's wearing robe-ish things.
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Aug 16, 2015 19:13
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The other problem is since they haven't officially released any pics of Luke and Leia, Han's the only one they could go with.
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Aug 16, 2015 20:48
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Yeah, I'd expect there to be a more comprehensive poster once more details are made known.
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Aug 16, 2015 20:50
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Han - "Luke... Luke, it's no good. Leia won't be much use to us on this next mission. I tell ya, things were good in the beginning, but once we moved to Correlia to settle down, Leia developed a serious Space-Coke habit. And then the pounds just started to pile on."
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Aug 16, 2015 21:07
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The Cameo posted:although why would you have a Struzan poster and not have it be the theatrical one I asked myself this when I eventually saw what he did for The Mist.  I guess it was used for Comicon and it ended up on the cover of the novella tie-in rerelease, but to have that and then use this as the theatrical poster, which isn't all that bad, actually, just kinda boring. I just think the Struzan piece is far better. 
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Aug 16, 2015 22:23
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The non-Struzan one there looks like a tale of hope. Like, there's darkness so they're in a bad situation but beyond the door is light and freedom!
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Aug 17, 2015 00:25
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Detective Thompson posted:I asked myself this when I eventually saw what he did for The Mist. The brought Drew Struzman onto the movie because Thomas Jane's character works as an illustrator and they had a scene of him painting a movie poster (which is of course for The Dark Tower because  } so they probably just had him belt out that promo poster while he was at it.
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Aug 17, 2015 00:34
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Gorilla Salad posted:The big problem I have with this is that Ford doesn't look like a smuggler turned hero holding a laser gun about to unleash hell, he looks like a slightly dazed old man about to yell at the kids on his lawn, waving his fist at them with the first thing he grabbed from the table by the front door. Light Saber cane sword.
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Aug 17, 2015 00:51
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Spazzle posted:Light Saber cane sword. This was an actual weapon in the Clone Wars cartoon.
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Aug 17, 2015 03:01
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The MSJ posted:This was an actual weapon in the Clone Wars cartoon. Even if you're joking there's a 90% chance there's a wookipedia article about it.
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Aug 17, 2015 05:20
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effectual posted:Even if you're joking there's a 90% chance there's a wookipedia article about it. You are correct!
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Aug 17, 2015 05:32
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I give up.
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Aug 17, 2015 15:31
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I like how he has the extra little foot on the bottom of his cane, like Frasier's dad.
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Aug 17, 2015 16:37
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HUNDU THE BEAST GOD posted:Anybody can run a stupid fuckin' Disney franchise. Cough cough "John Carter of Mars" cough cough "Lone Ranger" Cough cough.
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Aug 17, 2015 18:58
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Madkal posted:Cough cough "John Carter of Mars" cough cough "Lone Ranger" Cough cough. I'm still pissed about the marketing poo poo show around John Carter of Mars.
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Aug 17, 2015 19:22
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The movie was pretty great. The marketing was awful.
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Aug 17, 2015 21:26
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Six-Pack: Of Fists Edition. Bruce Lee!  Bruce Lee 2: The Alternative Title  Bruce Lee! (is not actually appearing in this movie)  Uh, Bruce Li is Bruce Lee, in a Bruce Li joint?  Bruce Lee not included.  Bruce Lee need not apply. 
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Aug 18, 2015 12:05
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Distorted Kiwi posted:Bruce Lee not included. Shaw Brothers' movies are great fun. Source: El Rey. The best cable channel ever.
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Aug 18, 2015 14:00
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flosofl posted:Shaw Brothers' movies are great fun. Yes quote:Source: El Rey. The best cable channel ever. I'm so sad Matador didn't get renewed, it's like the Action Pack never went off the air.
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Aug 19, 2015 16:57
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hahah that is a condescending goat
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Aug 19, 2015 16:58
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Check out the trailer thread, it looks scary as hell.
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Aug 19, 2015 17:31
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It's basically done but coming out only in 2016. I have no idea how distributors work.
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Aug 19, 2015 18:10
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BonoMan posted:hahah that is a condescending goat Condescending goat, thats a tautology if I've ever heard one. Smug violent bastards. Also thats a great poster.
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Aug 19, 2015 18:15
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Brian Fellows would not get along with that goat.
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Aug 19, 2015 18:34
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The clip of the goat jumping was good. Goats are generally pretty cool except when they're not.
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