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Neo_Crimson
Aug 15, 2011

"Is that your final dandy?"


In Vietnam, they can bring out live cobras and cut out its heart right in front of you, then serve it to you fresh and still beating. :black101:

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I heart bacon
Nov 18, 2007

:burger: It's burgin' time! :burger:


Number 1 Sexy Dad posted:

Bottom right end looks like it's open/hollow. Probably a blood vessel.

That's what I was thinking, too. Not the worst thing in the world to find, IMO.

Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

Finally Living Rent Free

Neo_Crimson posted:



In Vietnam, they can bring out live cobras and cut out its heart right in front of you, then serve it to you fresh and still beating. :black101:

I do the same thing, except with beef, and I mince it, and cook it, and serve it inside bread, with cheese, salad and sauce.

Rickycat
Nov 26, 2007

by Lowtax

Neo_Crimson posted:



In Vietnam, they can bring out live cobras and cut out its heart right in front of you, then serve it to you fresh and still beating. :black101:

i've eaten chicken hearts so meh, would.

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:

I do the same thing, except with beef, and I mince it, and cook it, and serve it inside bread, with cheese, salad and sauce.

"I would do this disgusting thing, but in a way where the ingredients and preparation were altered as to make it the exact opposite"

AnonSpore
Jan 19, 2012

"I didn't see the part where he develops as a character so I guess he never developed as a character"
That is indeed the joke cash crab

Wanamingo
Feb 22, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Rickycat posted:

i've eaten chicken hearts so meh, would.

I assume those were farm fresh, too.

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

I've been here the whole time, and you're not my real Dad! :emo:
One of my fav bars in Ottawa does duck hearts in a cast iron pan with chipolte dipping sauce. I also use beef heart alot in cooking.

Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

Finally Living Rent Free

AnonSpore posted:

That is indeed the joke cash crab

Please do not insult the thread's communal wife.

Rickycat
Nov 26, 2007

by Lowtax

Wanamingo posted:

I assume those were farm fresh, too.

free range ofc i'm not a monster

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


AnonSpore posted:

That is indeed the joke cash crab

I love fun and having a good time

Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

Finally Living Rent Free

cash crab posted:

I love fun and having a good time

Let's have a party!

I'll bring the indescribable horror from outside of time!

Ignimbrite
Jan 5, 2010

BALLS BALLS BALLS
Dinosaur Gum
Please, my sanity was-

what the gently caress is that yellow and red mottled goop

Sakurazuka
Jan 24, 2004

NANI?

Ignimbrite posted:

Please, my sanity was-

what the gently caress is that yellow and red mottled goop

What is any of it?

Rickycat
Nov 26, 2007

by Lowtax

Ignimbrite posted:

Please, my sanity was-

what the gently caress is that yellow and red mottled goop

the 50's

theres a will theres moe
Jan 10, 2007


Hair Elf
Fruity pâté? Hot mustard dressing? Mayo.

ErIog
Jul 11, 2001

:nsacloud:
Post Your Favorite (or Request)Anti-Food Porn Thread: What is any of it?

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:

Please do not insult the thread's communal wife.

Polygamy with a raccoon? Conservatives were right about gay marriage.

Samizdata
May 14, 2007

rodbeard posted:

Polygamy with a raccoon? Conservatives were right about gay marriage.

Dude/dudette/dudethem, this is a safe zone (except for some of the dishes presented). No kinkshaming, please. Check your cishet mono privilege at the door.

Dienes
Nov 4, 2009

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College Slice

Neo_Crimson posted:



In Vietnam, they can bring out live cobras and cut out its heart right in front of you, then serve it to you fresh and still beating. :black101:

I'd eat it if I didn't feel bad for the snake. :(

Carlton Banks Teller
Nov 18, 2004


pentyne
Nov 7, 2012
Is there any good version of bologna? I assume the original Italian variety is the best, but it seems like the term is a catch all for horrifically cheap sliced meat. I bought a cheap pack of cotto salami made by Kraft and on the front it says "Made from chicken, beef, and pork" and in the ingredients label is says "chicken, beef hearts, pork" so technically yes, its made with beef.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:

Let's have a party!

I'll bring the indescribable horror from outside of time!



Silly Pate?
http://www.anyclip.com/movies/amazon-women-on-the-moon/silly-pate-advertisement/

Kakairo
Dec 5, 2005

In case of emergency, my ass can be used as a flotation device.

BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:

Let's have a party!

I'll bring the indescribable horror from outside of time!



The cherries dress it like a dessert, but the lettuce dresses it like a salad, and the sauces dress it like a horror from beyond the veil.

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:

Let's have a party!

I'll bring the indescribable horror from outside of time!



I like how pink it is

Big Centipede
Mar 20, 2009

it tingles

Neo_Crimson posted:



In Vietnam, they can bring out live cobras and cut out its heart right in front of you, then serve it to you fresh and still beating. :black101:

Dienes posted:

I'd eat it if I didn't feel bad for the snake. :(

I saw the host of bizarre foods getting this and going on and on about how they bring cobras to the table. And when they finally bring it out for him it's just a harmless radiated ratsnake.

Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

Finally Living Rent Free
Horrors from the deep, anyone?


QuickbreathFinisher
Sep 28, 2008

by reading this post you have agreed to form a gay socialist micronation.
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Pho aspic?

The other thing is basically how I pictured the Mi-Go.

QuickbreathFinisher has a new favorite as of 06:17 on Aug 16, 2015

AnonSpore
Jan 19, 2012

"I didn't see the part where he develops as a character so I guess he never developed as a character"

BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:

Horrors from the deep, anyone?



It's...

I-It's dead, right...?

Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

Finally Living Rent Free

AnonSpore posted:

It's...

I-It's dead, right...?

What is dead may never die...

big dyke energy
Jul 29, 2006

Football? Yaaaay

QuickbreathFinisher posted:

Pho aspic?

The other thing is basically how I pictured the Mi-Go.

Looks like leftover pho that solidified in the fridge. If it got heated up it would return to its delicious, soupy state.

MagicHateBall
Dec 11, 2002

Humans were drinking alcohol five thousand years ago, and they're still drinking it now. Alcohol is humanity's friend.

Can I abandon a friend?

pentyne posted:

Is there any good version of bologna? I assume the original Italian variety is the best, but it seems like the term is a catch all for horrifically cheap sliced meat. I bought a cheap pack of cotto salami made by Kraft and on the front it says "Made from chicken, beef, and pork" and in the ingredients label is says "chicken, beef hearts, pork" so technically yes, its made with beef.

The heart is one of the best parts of the cow, so that's probably the tastiest cut of meat in there.

El Estrago Bonito
Dec 17, 2010

Scout Finch Bitch

pentyne posted:

Is there any good version of bologna? I assume the original Italian variety is the best, but it seems like the term is a catch all for horrifically cheap sliced meat. I bought a cheap pack of cotto salami made by Kraft and on the front it says "Made from chicken, beef, and pork" and in the ingredients label is says "chicken, beef hearts, pork" so technically yes, its made with beef.

Lebanon Bologna is the poo poo. Tastes a lot like summer sausage. Boar's Head isn't too bad either.

Zopotantor
Feb 24, 2013

...und ist er drin dann lassen wir ihn niemals wieder raus...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zMQLkBeip0o&t=90s

Tiberius Thyben
Feb 7, 2013

Gone Phishing


AnonSpore posted:

That is indeed the joke cash crab

Raccoons are bad with abstraction.

pentyne
Nov 7, 2012

MagicHateBall posted:

The heart is one of the best parts of the cow, so that's probably the tastiest cut of meat in there.

Maybe when cooked right, but you know for sandwich meat purposes its dumped into a blender with a fuckload of salt and ammonia then extruded as a paste.

Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

Finally Living Rent Free
We eat outside the cycle...

Rollersnake
May 9, 2005

Please, please don't let me end up in a threesome with the lunch lady and a gay pirate. That would hit a little too close to home.
Unlockable Ben
...so is that a hollowed-out spam brick with a creamed spinach center? Nah, it's probably served cold, so it's gotta be some sort of veggie Jell-O.

With real mayo.

Edit: Also, to save you all the trouble of looking it up, Nucoa is a brand of margarine.

Rollersnake has a new favorite as of 09:49 on Aug 16, 2015

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

AnonSpore posted:

It's...

I-It's dead, right...?

Not as dead as you'd like.

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root beer
Nov 13, 2005

BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:

Let's have a party!

I'll bring the indescribable horror from outside of time!



This reminds me, is olive loaf still a thing?
Also, are these from the Gallery of Regrettable Food or whatever it's called? I gotta look at that again.

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