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vulturesrow posted:Mean Genes was a burger place inside the E-club. Yeah, it's an MWR-run Flightline Cafe now. Burgers and sandwiches with absolutely zero character.
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vulturesrow posted:Mean Genes was a burger place inside the E-club. Mean Genes is gone. They've got a starbucks and mini restaurant on one side, bar on the other. and apparantly a live band tomorrow (gently caress that going to reno)
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maffew buildings posted:During casualty care at ECS the instructor told my patient to wake up and cause commotion mid-bandaging. He also told said patient his dick had been shot off, causing a bunch of screaming. I told him "Your dick is still there!" and placed his hand on his junk so he could verify it. He then calmed down. Good thinking on your feet. Also glad to see you've jumped straight into dick touching with an open heart.
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Mr. Nice! posted:Good thinking on your feet. Also glad to see you've jumped straight into dick touching with an open heart. N4I, please change thread title to this. TIA!
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dick touching is an essential military medical skill
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Giving shots and slapping cocks
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Nostalgia4Butts posted:dick touching is an essential military skill
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Nostalgia4Butts posted:dick touching is an essential military medical skill Me = submariner = doctor
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Nostalgia4Butts posted:dick touching is an essential skill
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Schlabbalabba posted:Me = submariner Did you ever get your fish?
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Dick touching for survival. Dick Watching for UA. Dick sucking for EP.
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In summary: dicks.
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Nostalgia4Butts posted:dick touching is an essential military medical skill
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Mad Dragon posted:Did you ever get your fish? I did. Qualified up through NavSup, but got lazy and never did my CoW interviews. Oh well. Here is proof: http://www.navy.mil/management/photodb/photos/150702-N-DQ840-041.JPG I have since become a "surface warrior" as well.
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Schlabbalabba posted:I did. Qualified up through NavSup, but got lazy and never did my CoW interviews. Oh well. Here is proof: I'll vouch for this dude
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Fart Sandwiches posted:I'll vouch for this dude Yo, remember like seven and a half years ago when we were standing watch at squadron everyday together and like two months in realized we were both goons?
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Schlabbalabba posted:I did. Qualified up through NavSup, but got lazy and never did my CoW interviews. Oh well. Here is proof: You can always tell a submariner by the weird amount of ribbons, including the "Can't tell ya one"
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Null Integer posted:You can always tell a submariner by the weird amount of ribbons, including the "Can't tell ya one" My NAM writeup left out the real reason I got it. Officially it was because I fixed poo poo that I had no business at all fixing because I never had C school nor any sort of knowledge about unix, but I still was able to come up with a work around to keep a unix towed array processing system running. Yes, my NAM was for hacking the gibson.
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Null Integer posted:You can always tell a submariner by the weird amount of ribbons, including the "Can't tell ya one" twelve on a first is a weird number in the navy?
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Schlabbalabba posted:Yo, remember like seven and a half years ago when we were standing watch at squadron everyday together and like two months in realized we were both goons? Yup, those were the days. I just had my third lifestyle polygraph in 8 months. On one of the questions they said I indicated a physical response and asked what I was thinking about so I told them the truth. In an effort to clear my mind between questions (which they told me to do) I was thinking about the beach. An empty beach with some chill waves flowing at me and I'm just looking. Last time I was there, though, some girls were doing yoga in very small bikinis and my mind drifted for a second and that's what got me. They didn't like that answer, obv. If those fuckers won't let me maintain access as a civilian I'll probably try to rejoin. There this program for officers called Cyber Warfare Engineer who do nothing but write code all day with no normal officer obligations. I think I'd be a good fit because before I got out I was the enlisted version of them at the main command they exist. I meet all the requirements regarding degree and background. And most military only need a counter intelligence polygraph which I already passed with no problem. It's super hosed up I'm considering rejoining but cake noble lifestyle seems pretty cool. Have to lose some weight and start running again, though.
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Fart Sandwiches posted:Yup, those were the days. don't do it man
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Fart Sandwiches posted:If those fuckers won't let me maintain access as a civilian I'll probably try to rejoin. There this program for officers called Cyber Warfare Engineer who do nothing but write code all day with no normal officer obligations. I think I'd be a good fit because before I got out I was the enlisted version of them at the main command they exist. I meet all the requirements regarding degree and background. And most military only need a counter intelligence polygraph which I already passed with no problem. Do NOT do CWE. The program has been a horrendous failure and they don't do what you think they do. They don't code a goddamned thing. Most of them are completely useless oxygen thieves and the handful of good ones are trying to bail because of the 5-year cinderella timeline associated with it. It's a broken program. They are basically forcing all those guys to get out at 5 years or lateral transfer over to 1810/IW. If you want to do actual cool-guy stuff, go do CNODP.
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Boon posted:Seperation orders in hand. God speed.  Hope to be in the same shoes in 12 months.
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buttplug posted:Do NOT do CWE. The program has been a horrendous failure and they don't do what you think they do. They don't code a goddamned thing. Most of them are completely useless oxygen thieves and the handful of good ones are trying to bail because of the 5-year cinderella timeline associated with it. It's a broken program. What do they do, then? A buddy worked with them and seemed to have some decently high praise and another just commissioned as one.
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ded posted:My NAM writeup left out the real reason I got it. Officially it was because I fixed poo poo that I had no business at all fixing because I never had C school nor any sort of knowledge about unix, but I still was able to come up with a work around to keep a unix towed array processing system running. Yes, my NAM was for hacking the gibson. The XO was reading everyone's NAM citations while I waited in line. When he got to me, he paused, said he was going to censor himself, and then gave the reason of "unscrewing the paintlocker" because we were topside and he didn't want to say gently caress on a PA that went over the waterfront. Then he moved onto the next person and read their full citation and kept going on like normal. I wish my actual citation had read "To SN Nice for Unfucking the paint locker." with nothing else on it because that's how it was awarded. It was the best thing, imo.
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maffew buildings posted:Those paint lockers are a big deal in the surface fleet, huh? there is nobody on an aircraft carrier more surly and self-serving than the goobers who run the various hazmat facilities
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maffew buildings posted:Those paint lockers are a big deal in the surface fleet, huh? The paint locker on this particular ship had never been maintained or really cleaned in the 14 years of it's active service. There were 3-4 inch deep paint casseroles under the mixing tables/machines. I stripped the entire place down to bare metal, polished it all up, painted what needed to be painted, got the paint dispensers working right, and organized it all back into place. It was some loving work.
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DownByTheWooter posted:there is nobody on an aircraft carrier more surly and self-serving than the goobers who run the various hazmat facilities the supply guys in down in hazmat are the loving worst especially if you aren't in the mafia.
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I imagine being on a ship as a junior sailor would consist of a lot of being screamed at by fat petty officers in rates that warrant only being ashamed in themselves and they yell to try and feel empowered and military like, because LS1 yelled at them in boot camp. Confirm/deny? Also that it makes you want to kill yourself more than other areas of the Navy. Also that it's for faggots.
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Mr. Nice! posted:The paint locker on this particular ship had never been maintained or really cleaned in the 14 years of it's active service. There were 3-4 inch deep paint casseroles under the mixing tables/machines. I stripped the entire place down to bare metal, polished it all up, painted what needed to be painted, got the paint dispensers working right, and organized it all back into place. It was some loving work. Did you get left to your own devices for this process, because if so it was probably more pleasant than supervised work would be.
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maffew buildings posted:Did you get left to your own devices for this process, because if so it was probably more pleasant than supervised work would be. I did. The only help I had was a couple of days a week one of the ensigns that really didn't have a job on the ship would come down and help. It was nice to go to quarters and just head down to the paintlocker after changing and get to work.
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Not every whack shack comes equipped with paint thinner to huff. Bravo Zulu, shipmate!
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So... My work is garnishing my wages until I pay back my health premiums from when I joined the navy because I didn't give them a request to cancel them. http://ec.militarytimes.com/guard-reserve-handbook/rights-responsibilities/employment-rights/ Seems to me that they are full of poo poo and looks like something I should take up my chain of command? Anyone ever deal with something like this?
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LingcodKilla posted:So... My work is garnishing my wages until I pay back my health premiums from when I joined the navy because I didn't give them a request to cancel them. Contact your chain/labor board.
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LingcodKilla posted:So... My work is garnishing my wages until I pay back my health premiums from when I joined the navy because I didn't give them a request to cancel them. Start with your LPO & Yeomen, most likely you will end up talking to legal. Start it or kiss that money goodbye forever.
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Fart Sandwiches posted:It's super hosed up I'm considering rejoining You will make garbage pay! if you're going to leave Pensacola anyways you might as well just move to DC and get any job anywhere with your background. Go apply to SANS.
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Sir Lucius posted:You will make garbage pay! if you're going to leave Pensacola anyways you might as well just move to DC and get any job anywhere with your background. Go apply to SANS. The problem with non-cleared civilian jobs is they expect you to do work and have skills. I've been with the government too long! For real worst case I would move to san fran (college roommate can get me good work) or other tech hub like MD but there is something appealing about not doing any work for 5 years and getting paid. It's the navy way.
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20 years ago today, I joined the Navy. 14 years ago yesterday, I got the gently caress out. 
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Mad Dragon posted:20 years ago today, I joined the Navy. 14 years ago yesterday, I got the gently caress out. I just hit my 4th year as a civilian. poo poo owns. I'm just kidding about re-joining. My beard is too rad to give up now.
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