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jscolon2.0 posted:Jerusalem and Root Bear were making babies, and the baby winked at me. Baby winked at you? SituAsian, get me Superintendent Chalmers.
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jscolon2.0 posted:Jerusalem and Root Bear were making babies, and the baby winked at me. jscolon2.0's bad quoting makes my feet sad.
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Aug 16, 2015 07:49
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jscolon2.0 posted:Jerusalem and Root Bear were making babies, and the baby winked at me. Hey, that's the half truth! 
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Aug 16, 2015 16:15
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The Aurora Borealis? At this time of year? At this time of day? In this part of the country? Localized entirely within your kitchen?
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Aug 16, 2015 16:19
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Root Bear posted:Hey, that's the half truth! I see.... and where do you keep the winking babies?
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Aug 16, 2015 16:19
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Jerusalem posted:I see.... and where do you keep the winking babies? 'Round back! Woops... 
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Aug 16, 2015 17:24
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Jerusalem posted:I see.... and where do you keep the winking babies? Winking babies need the most attention.
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Aug 16, 2015 17:44
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Jerusalem posted:I see.... and where do you keep the winking babies? Hiring me as your attorney, you'll also receive this free smoking monkey. Look, it's taking another puff! 
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Aug 16, 2015 18:11
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:Hiring me as your attorney, you'll also receive this free smoking monkey. Look, it's taking another puff! You'll be getting more more than just a lawyer, CharlieFoxtrot. You'll also be getting this exquisite faux pearl necklace, a $99 value, as our gift to you.
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Aug 16, 2015 19:09
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:Hiring me as your attorney, you'll also receive this free smoking monkey. Look, it's taking another puff! 
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Aug 16, 2015 19:09
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Boardroom Jimmy posted:You'll be getting more more than just a lawyer, CharlieFoxtrot. You'll also be getting this exquisite faux pearl necklace, a $99 value, as our gift to you. 
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Aug 16, 2015 19:45
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Boardroom Jimmy posted:You'll be getting more more than just a lawyer, CharlieFoxtrot. You'll also be getting this exquisite faux pearl necklace, a $99 value, as our gift to you. You've probably got a whole drawer full of those things.
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Aug 16, 2015 19:58
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Boardroom Jimmy posted:You'll be getting more more than just a lawyer, CharlieFoxtrot. You'll also be getting this exquisite faux pearl necklace, a $99 value, as our gift to you. Now because I bet on the other team, we won't be going for pizza.
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Aug 16, 2015 20:08
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IMJack posted:Now because I bet on the other team, we won't be going for pizza. Remember when I let that escaped lunatic in the house 'cause he was dressed like Santa Claus? Well, you have a gambling problem! 
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Aug 16, 2015 21:19
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:Remember when I let that escaped lunatic in the house 'cause he was dressed like Santa Claus? Well, you have a gambling problem! The only monster here is the gambling monster that has enslaved IMJack. I call him Gamblor! And it's time to snatch IMJack from his neon claws!
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Aug 16, 2015 21:37
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Class3KillStorm posted:The only monster here is the gambling monster that has enslaved IMJack. I call him Gamblor! And it's time to snatch IMJack from his neon claws! Nineteen. Hit me. Twenty. Hit me. Twenty one. Hit me. Twenty two. 
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Aug 16, 2015 22:35
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:Remember when I let that escaped lunatic in the house 'cause he was dressed like Santa Claus? Well, you have a gambling problem! Remember when he ate my goldfish, and you lied to me and told me never had any goldfish? Then why did I have the bowl, Bart? Why did I have the bowl?
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Aug 16, 2015 22:49
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IMJack posted:Nineteen. No, no, no you have the.....Royal Sampler
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Aug 16, 2015 23:27
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IMJack posted:Nineteen. Shh, I'm trying to teach the baby to gamble.
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Aug 16, 2015 23:36
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The SituAsian posted:No, no, no you have the.....Royal Sampler Joker? You were supposed to take those out.
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Aug 16, 2015 23:43
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In news that has shocked industry insiders, Adam Sandler has passed on the role as the sidekick in the new Mission: Impossible film to star in his own project called Pixels. Will the gamble pay off? Sony/Columbia is betting.... it will.
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Aug 17, 2015 00:11
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Jerusalem posted:In news that has shocked industry insiders, Adam Sandler has passed on the role as the sidekick in the new Mission: Impossible film to star in his own project called Pixels. Will the gamble pay off? Sony/Columbia is betting.... it will. We know you don't have any more money left, but that doesn't matter. Just take whatever you need from our boutiques until you can get back on your feet.
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Aug 17, 2015 00:46
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IMJack posted:Nineteen. I'll loan you the money; but since you have no collateral, I'm gonna have to break your legs in advance. 
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Aug 17, 2015 02:35
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:We know you don't have any more money left, but that doesn't matter. Just take whatever you need from our boutiques until you can get back on your feet. That's right fellas, Adam's back from the gutter.... and he's brought someone with him!  
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Aug 17, 2015 03:29
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Jerusalem posted:That's right fellas, Adam's back from the gutter.... and he's brought someone with him! He prefers the company of men.
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Aug 17, 2015 04:15
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Monday_ posted:He prefers the company of men. Who doesn't? 
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Aug 17, 2015 04:22
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Root Bear posted:I'll loan you the money; but since you have no collateral, I'm gonna have to break your legs in advance. How about letting me go double or nothing on the big opera tonight?
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Aug 17, 2015 04:26
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Monday_ posted:He prefers the company of men. Love is Nice.
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Aug 17, 2015 04:26
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Monday_ posted:He prefers the company of men. Gay?! I wish! If I were gay they'd be no problem! No, what I have is a romantic abnormality, one so unbelievable that it must be hidden from the public at all cost.
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Aug 17, 2015 04:41
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Well, why don't I drink out of a toilet bowl.
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Aug 17, 2015 04:41
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Monday_ posted:He prefers the company of men. Oh, Jerusalem doesn't count.
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Aug 17, 2015 04:55
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Jerusalem posted:That's right fellas, Adam's back from the gutter.... and he's brought someone with him! Possible Homer sexual
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Aug 17, 2015 05:16
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After The War posted:Oh, Jerusalem doesn't count. Is it my tiny calves? They're the hardest place to add mass! 
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Aug 17, 2015 05:19
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After The War posted:Oh, Jerusalem doesn't count. I have no interest in Jerusalem. Besides occasionally wearing his underwear, which, as we discussed, is strictly a comfort thing.
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Aug 17, 2015 05:38
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Monday_ posted:I have no interest in Jerusalem. Besides occasionally wearing his underwear, which, as we discussed, is strictly a comfort thing. What's going on?! And I want a non-gay explanation! 
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Aug 17, 2015 05:50
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Do over Ham posted:What's going on?! And I want a non-gay explanation! POSSIBLE HOMER-SEXUAL
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Aug 17, 2015 06:03
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Jerusalem posted:Love is Nice. You know what you two need? A little comic strip called "Love Is...". It's about two naked eight-year-olds who are married.
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Aug 17, 2015 06:11
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TMMadman posted:You know what you two need? A little comic strip called "Love Is...". It's about two naked eight-year-olds who are married. What? That's an odd name. I'd have called them "chazwazzers".
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Aug 17, 2015 06:47
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IMJack posted:How about letting me go double or nothing on the big opera tonight? I thought the GBS's were due! 
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Do over Ham posted:Well, why don't I drink out of a toilet bowl. ... He'll be back
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