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Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
Interesting points, all.

Still not acknowledging the fact that the plane is, in fact, still gone, guys.

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BIG NORTH
Jul 7, 2007

I THOUGHT YOU WERE THE DEAN
This charade has gone on for too long, Chinatown. Where did you put the plane???

ethanol
Jul 13, 2007



LethalGeek posted:

Your tireless efforts are well appreciated sir

Did they not find even a single tire?

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002

BIG NORTH posted:

This charade has gone on for too long, Chinatown. Where did you put the plane???

methinks he doth protest too much

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
a business associate out of Irkutsk reported that the Chinese pilot tried to land in a volcano.

jscolon2.0
Jul 9, 2001

With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

Kurtofan posted:

I thought they found debris.

If I go to the barber shop, and they cut my hair, and some is still on the floor when I leave, I'm not still at the barber shop.

keevo
Jun 16, 2011

:burger:WAKE UP:burger:
Chinatown where is this Indonesian plane?

The Croc
Dec 19, 2004

A-well-a everybody's heard about the bird!

OH YEAH!



A new challenger enters

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/6592336/Flight-carrying-54-people-missing.html

Im not sure its hiding place is as good

BIG NORTH
Jul 7, 2007

I THOUGHT YOU WERE THE DEAN

It's gone.

brylcreem
Oct 29, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

BIG NORTH posted:

It's gone.

I don't know who the gently caress you think you are, but I only get my plane disappearence stati from Chinatown.

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


brylcreem posted:

I don't know who the gently caress you think you are, but I only get my plane disappearence stati from Chinatown.

No this is a different plane, it's ok if someone keeps us updated... although clearly this plane went to the same island the first one went too...

brylcreem
Oct 29, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

No this is a different plane, it's ok if someone keeps us updated... although clearly this plane went to the same island the first one went too...

:yeah:

AKA Pseudonym
May 16, 2004

A dashing and sophisticated young man
Doctor Rope
They found it!

I mean the Indonesian plane nobody cares about not the other one. Sorry to get your hopes up.

http://edition.cnn.com/2015/08/16/asia/indonesia-missing-plane/index.html

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

AKA Pseudonym posted:

They found it!

I mean the Indonesian plane nobody cares about not the other one. Sorry to get your hopes up.

http://edition.cnn.com/2015/08/16/asia/indonesia-missing-plane/index.html


if only the plane were malaysian!

smoobles
Sep 4, 2014


Is this some kinda joke

No. 6
Jun 30, 2002

The page is gone guys

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


"Hey honey, what airline should we take our trip on?"

"Lets pick the one that is banned from flying in Europe cause they aren't safe"

"Ok, sounds like a plan!"

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

"Hey honey, what airline should we take our trip on?"

"Lets pick the one that is banned from flying in Europe cause they aren't safe"

"Ok, sounds like a plan!"

bad plan(e).

Dusty Baker 2
Jul 8, 2011

Keyboard Inghimasi

smoobles posted:

Is this some kinda joke





airframe 404 not found

BIG NORTH
Jul 7, 2007

I THOUGHT YOU WERE THE DEAN
New development:


The plane is not where they expected it to land some one year ago. More to follow.

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008

Dusty Baker 2 posted:



airframe 404 not found

:modsknew:

smoobles
Sep 4, 2014

did they find it?

ethanol
Jul 13, 2007



smoobles posted:

did they find it?
turns out they did find it, it just stopped at mcdonalds for some nuggets, it's coming back soon

BIG NORTH
Jul 7, 2007

I THOUGHT YOU WERE THE DEAN

ethanol posted:

turns out they did find it, it just stopped at mcdonalds for some nuggets, it's coming back soon

i bet they only got 1 dipping sauce for the whole plane

smoobles
Sep 4, 2014

ethanol posted:

turns out they did find it, it just stopped at mcdonalds for some nuggets, it's coming back soon

that's what my father said too though, so i dont know if i trust it

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
all the people on the plane died ):

BIG NORTH
Jul 7, 2007

I THOUGHT YOU WERE THE DEAN

Nooner posted:

all the people on the plane died ):

prove it

smoobles
Sep 4, 2014

Nooner posted:

all the people on the plane died ):

on the plus side (most) of the people not on the plane are still alive

No. 6
Jun 30, 2002

Plane landed in Reform Alabama to deliver some more hotdogs.

nockturne
Aug 5, 2008

Soiled Meat
Well?

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
we won't know til Chinatown finishes taking a poo poo

smoobles
Sep 4, 2014

amityville anus posted:

we won't know til Chinatown finishes taking a poo poo

"It's gone."
-Chinatown, regarding both the plane and the poo poo

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
Its still gone, guys.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
Happy Friday.

Its my Birthday!

Also, the plane is still gone, guys!

Xlorp
Jan 23, 2008


Chinatown posted:

Happy Friday.

Its my Birthday!

Also, the plane is still gone, guys!

What did you wish for?

Rahu
Feb 14, 2009


let me just check my figures real quick here
Grimey Drawer
I found the plane guys it was between my couch cushions.

Lets all go home, mystery solved.

BIG NORTH
Jul 7, 2007

I THOUGHT YOU WERE THE DEAN

Xlorp posted:

What did you wish for?

for this thread to provide another year of insightfu posts from chinatown

AKA Pseudonym
May 16, 2004

A dashing and sophisticated young man
Doctor Rope
That part they found might have nothing to do with it. Could just be a part that was being shipped somewhere and fell off the boat or something.

http://nymag.com/daily/intelligencer/2015/08/strange-saga-of-the-mh370-plane-part.html

Crusty Nutsack
Apr 21, 2005

SUCK LASER, COPPERS


Chinatown posted:

Happy Friday.

Its my Birthday!

Also, the plane is still gone, guys!

another year of your life, gone

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gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler
chinatown is the only mofucker that can geet with this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RaCodgL9cvk

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