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Scathach posted:Yay more cake... oh, vegan cake. There is no reason for vegan cake to look so bad aside from sheer incompetence.
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pienipple posted:There is no reason for vegan cake to look so bad aside from sheer incompetence. Show me one cake which exists naturally in the wild.
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Decrepus posted:Show me one cake which exists naturally in the wild. I've made vegan cake for people, even gluten free and vegan. They're fine as long as you have knowledge of basic techniques like creaming your fat and sugar together.
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BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:Shouldn't vegans not eat plants either? No, you're thinking of breatharians. And say what you will about breatharians, but their cakes are hella light and airy.
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Introducing Rorschach Food! Everybody will see something different! probably I see meat, bun, what looks to be cheese near the top, maggots to the top of the meat, pale, runny, smushed tomatoes plastered to the right,pustule-like bubbles, and some bloody mucus mixed in. What do you see?
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EorayMel posted:What do you see? Under-cooked breakfast sausage patty on a waffle with inexplicable yellow cheese
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EorayMel posted:Introducing Rorschach Food! Everybody will see something different! probably  Some horrible cheesy wiener frotteurism debacle
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A taco bell breakfast. BTW this thread was a godsend. Was at a wedding where the caterers hosed up and dinner was delayed by nearly 2 hours. I loaded the thread on my phone and passed around the table to keep us from getting too hungry
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BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:What if it's a digital clock?
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Scathach posted:Yay more cake... oh, vegan cake. Fruits should never be more appetizing in comparison to a cake. EorayMel posted:Introducing Rorschach Food! Everybody will see something different! probably A waffle[?] with a sausage on top of it[??] covered in egg/cheese[???]
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cash crab posted:
Me too  Don't worry, I'm sure these have meat in 'em!  There are kabob sticks in there and what the hell sauce is supposed to top pickles?  
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Scathach posted:Me too Fries and pickles are among my top 20 favourite foods so probably would BUT I expected more meat. PS: I have no job and I have perfected the struggle plate. Food today: Pasta with butter and sriracha and garlic, and a bacon sandwich with mayo. And sriracha.
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Ethiopian food does NOT belong in this thread  ... okay, it may not look pretty, but it's probably delicious. I haven't had Ethiopian in ages and now I really want some
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 I'm gonna be that guy because finally something has been posted that I can say 'would' to but in my experience I've only had Ethiopian on a big plate that itself was sitting on a big piece of injera and you'd just tear pieces of your own injera and pick up the spicy chicken or lamb or beans or what have you up. They didn't just dole it out on your bread like a burrito flopped open!
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Come to think of it, Ethiopian for one is kinda sad anyway. Like eating at a buffet by yourself.
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Crow Jane posted:Come to think of it, Ethiopian for one is kinda sad anyway. Like eating at a buffet by yourself. Why is that bad
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Crow Jane posted:Come to think of it, Ethiopian for one is kinda sad anyway. Like eating at a buffet by yourself. rly hosed up that you can't order smaller portions i agree
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cash crab posted:Why is that bad Buffets are like a field trip, your should always use the buddy system. What if you eat so much you can't walk, and need someone to roll you out the door? RareAcumen posted:rly hosed up that you can't order smaller portions i agree Or just go with friends, order a combo plate, and get fat and happy together.
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Crow Jane posted:Buffets are like a field trip, your should always use the buddy system. What if you eat so much you can't walk, and need someone to roll you out the door? Wanna go out to eat with you. 
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RareAcumen posted:
That's lunch for one, though. I would eat that right up.
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Ethiopian food is great, but every time I have it, that one tapeworm article in the last thread always comes to mind, no matter how convinced I am of the safety of the place I eat at. A shame, since it's so good (even if my spice tolerance is abysmal).
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So do you just blend the chicken into a cream or what because I see no discernible chicken chunks in that jello
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EorayMel posted:Introducing Rorschach Food! Everybody will see something different! probably a waffle with a sausage patty and what should have been a fried egg. a bad robot cooked this breakfast 
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I got a breakfast crunchwrap when they first came out and it was pretty good. I'm not a breakfast guy but I had to try it. It's pretty much a full bacon, eggs, and hashbrown breakfast in crunchwrap form. Their breakfast burritos are worse than McD's tho and that's saying something. Also their max size on coffees is medium which is hosed up.
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EorayMel posted:Introducing Rorschach Food! Everybody will see something different! probably Dog. Dog with head split in half.
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Crow Jane posted:Ethiopian food does NOT belong in this thread
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All I can see is a bicycle helmet.
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Gridlocked posted:I wanted the swimming pool so bad. It was my 2nd favorite after the train. I have a bunch of pictures of the funnier ones that I can put up, but I didn't bother with the more normal ones like the numbers and stuff. BTW if anyone wants to make any of the insane cakes I can scan the instructions   Obligatory: 
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Sjurygg posted:Dog. A Damien Hirst breakfast
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EorayMel posted:Introducing Rorschach Food! Everybody will see something different! probably Depression.
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Fishstick posted:Yeah it's pretty grainy, but anise? Weird, I've never gotten that , cause I fuckin' hate aniseed. Maybe the way they spice them here (Belgium) is way different than the ones you can get in the US? It's possible, but I hate aniseed so much that I'm not really willing to give it another shot elsewhere. Plus the dry graininess is offputting in something ostensibly made from a liquid.
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Looks similar to what I'm having for dinner tonight. Anything black, like black olives - for tapenade, or black beans end up like that. I'm eating frijoles negros which is: dried black beans cooked 2hrs with celery, green capsicum, onion, vinegar, olive oil, oregano, coriander, bacon/bacon fat, maggi sauce, garlic, bay leaves, smoked paprika, pepper, a habanero chilli; served over rice. It just looks like they cooked their's until the beans broke up, which is easy to do if you're using canned beans, or they mashed them all. Might throw on some coriander, parsley or celery leaves on top so it's a decorated bowl of poo. Fo3 has a new favorite as of 12:48 on Aug 17, 2015 |
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Turfahurf posted:Their breakfast burritos are worse than McD's tho and that's saying something Also, "waffle taco" must be Spanish for "grease sponge" 
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Pookah posted:I have a bunch of pictures of the funnier ones that I can put up, but I didn't bother with the more normal ones like the numbers and stuff. Holy nostagia! Somewhere at my parents house there will be some eighties VHS' with a few of these creations on them.
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What is the duck cake recipe? It looks interesting and I want to know what's holding everything together.
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SystemLogoff posted:What is the duck cake recipe? It looks interesting and I want to know what's holding everything together. That's actually a real duck, he just has funny hair
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