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People on Imgur think they can get away with that kind of stuff all the time. A few months ago when the Supreme Court released their ruling on gay marriage some dude made it to the front page with some post about how he's "Uncomfortable around gay people, and that should be okay." because he still supports their right to get married and what-not. If you went into his recent posts he had a comment comparing the legalization of gay marriage to burning the constitution. People caught on eventually but for a while most of the posts were congratulating the dude for Found it after a bit of searching. dijon du jour has a new favorite as of 00:02 on Aug 15, 2015 |
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He has a charming post on race in America as well.A sensitive topic indeed posted:Dear Prudence,
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That's a good burn tho
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Ratjaculation posted:Does this thread get into anyone elses head? You weren't Einstein (obviously).
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Tetracube posted:Holy poo poo, OP's posts are a treasure trove of stdh http://imgur.com/user/AskmeaboutmystoriesornotIamausernamenotacop/submitted It's kind of ironic http://imgur.com/gallery/ujQW5ia
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Tetracube posted:Holy poo poo, OP's posts are a treasure trove of stdh http://imgur.com/user/AskmeaboutmystoriesornotIamausernamenotacop/submitted
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imgur gallery about street scams
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I'm not entirely sure this didn't happen anywhere ever, but it's just so fantastically stdh in the language and the phrasing and the boss being all "I'm so evil and dumb and crazy!".NotAlwaysRight posted:(The owner at my former place of work does a lot of shady things. Long story short, I called him out after being personally injured by one of his ‘tactics,’ and now he’s treating all of his employees with extreme “caution,” or what we would call intimidation. This was retold to me by a manager there.)
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I could proooooobably see it if they were very close friends or something, but that's way too much money to give to a loving stranger
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goose fleet posted:I could proooooobably see it if they were very close friends or something, but that's way too much money to give to a loving stranger As you TOTALLY miss the point. He moved his girlfriend out, so he is no longer a loving stranger. Now he's a fellow incel.
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goose fleet posted:I could proooooobably see it if they were very close friends or something, but that's way too much money to give to a loving stranger Eh, when I used to bartend, people would get VERY generous around the holidays. I suppose I wasn't a complete stranger to them, but really loving close. And according to the note, it is X-Mas. Of course if the note was pushed under the door or put in an envelope, it would have fold marks, and if it were taped to the door, you'd see tape marks. These "someone was nice to me!" STDH are the saddest drat things.
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I wish I would have thought of this when I was bartending. loving genius.
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EZipperelli posted:
I have a feeling while it may be stdh.txt now, it won't be for long after bartenders read this.
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At least they thought of the fold marks
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I could just about see someone being amused enough by a silly application to knock out a silly reply in five minutes. But probably not Mary Curnock Cook OBE or anyone with the power to attach her signature. Also you'd have to be new and would probably be told not to do it again, because they must get hundreds of applications that are somehow unsuitable.
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Sure is convenient that all of these replies restate the wacky things in the original letters.
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I might believe one of them if it was an email reply, but no-one is going to be hosed to write, print and send a loving one off letter in response to your "wacky" application.
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Hah, yeah, just noticed. "Here is a custom one-off reply to your letter, dear Applicant." Apart from the whole concept that would be what gives it away most if it weren't for spelling the CE's name wrong.
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PUGGERNAUT posted:Sure is convenient that all of these replies restate the wacky things in the original letters. It's a great way to highlight how clever and hilarious the writer was!!
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My Lovely Horse posted:I could just about see someone being amused enough by a silly application to knock out a silly reply in five minutes. But probably not Mary Curnock Cook OBE or anyone with the power to attach her signature. Also you'd have to be new and would probably be told not to do it again, because they must get hundreds of applications that are somehow unsuitable. They're all fake and trace their lineage back to start of the public internet. Here's one I've always loved from 1994. Barbie Letter posted:Paleoanthropology Division
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axolotl farmer posted:imgur gallery about street scams That does kind of happen, but calling it a scam is laughable as gently caress. If you don't want to buy the album when they're done, they'll just take it back without a fuss. Also, I can believe that Aussie guy's story, if what actually happened is he sucker punched the guy after getting indignant about having to pay for a CD.
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flosofl posted:They're all fake and trace their lineage back to start of the public internet. Here's one I've always loved from 1994. I have actually worked in a natural history museum, and here's what the actual reply would look like: Dear Chuckles McFunnyguy, The item you have found is not an antique. It is a dolls head of recent manufacture. Sincerely, A Farmer Assistant curator
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axolotl farmer posted:I have actually worked in a natural history museum, and here's what the actual reply would look like: I have also actually worked in a natural history museum, and the actual reply would be more like "please talk to my graduate student (cc'd)". I know because I was that student.
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flosofl posted:They're all fake and trace their lineage back to start of the public internet. Here's one I've always loved from 1994. They go even farther back. I know I've seen some in the books of Alan Dundes, which log and analyze "xerox lore". Before the internet, people still had the same want to pass on that stupid e-mail. It just wasn't e-mail. Someone gave you a funny on a piece of paper, and you had to pass visual jokes on by copying them on the copy machine, and then handing a copy to a friend. How far we've come.
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Domus posted:They go even farther back. I know I've seen some in the books of Alan Dundes, which log and analyze "xerox lore". Before the internet, people still had the same want to pass on that stupid e-mail. It just wasn't e-mail. Someone gave you a funny on a piece of paper, and you had to pass visual jokes on by copying them on the copy machine, and then handing a copy to a friend. How far we've come. My ma has a bunch of theese saved from back when she worked a computer programming office job back in the 70s and 80s. I'm sure lots of people found them just as eyrolly then , but in retrospect the amount of pure physical effort people had to go to makes them seem somewhat charming and endearing.
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same
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How do you even wear a strap-on for your chest? Pegging that can't happen.
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speaking of huge-rear end loving boobs check out this article about how hard and terrible it is to be pretty http://www.xojane.com/issues/being-pretty-sucks Cross-posted from the AUG thread, thanks coronatae
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LITERALLY A BIRD posted:speaking of huge-rear end loving boobs check out this article about how hard and terrible it is to be pretty oh the poor baby
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I'm halfway convinced this author is trolling XOJane and their audience. edit: This has to be a fake. The author hasn't written anything else and her picture is of a paper bag? Totally putting one over on the XOJane editorial staff.
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Idk man I mean it's way worse to be ugly but those are quite conceivably the disadvantages of being physically attractive
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"Dating is hell. Granted, it can be hell for anyone, but I'm a hair away from giving it up entirely. I've already sworn off internet dating because too many men have gotten angry when I have declined to date them. One guy messaged me while I was at work, then cursed me out for not responding quickly enough." If you are below a 8.5 on the objective hotness scale, men will simply not do this to you. Fact.
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kimbo305 posted:"Dating is hell. Granted, it can be hell for anyone, but I'm a hair away from giving it up entirely. I've already sworn off internet dating because too many men have gotten angry when I have declined to date them. One guy messaged me while I was at work, then cursed me out for not responding quickly enough." More like a 2.5. Guys on dating sites can be very emotional.
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PUGGERNAUT posted:More like a 2.5. Guys on dating sites can be very emotional. Well, this is stdh...
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I always leave my stuff on the lawn. And where's Mom in all of this?quote:Report Card Versus The Race Card
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Khazar-khum posted:I always leave my stuff on the lawn. And where's Mom in all of this? holy poo poo i hate this loving story so much
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