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Khazar-khum posted:I always leave my stuff on the lawn. And where's Mom in all of this? Only realistic part of this is kid leaving their stuff on school yard, going out of sight and expecting it to be there when they come back.
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Wait, drug possession? I mean, sure, ciggies are technically drugs but, uhh... You don't get done for drug possession for having cigarettes in the US, right? Though he is Hispanic and if American news has taught me anything, it is that all non-white underage kids with weed or cigarettes are hardened killers and should be treated with extreme caution.
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CROWS EVERYWHERE posted:Wait, drug possession? I mean, sure, ciggies are technically drugs but, uhh... You don't get done for drug possession for having cigarettes in the US, right? Technically as a minor and on school property, yes it totally can work that way. This doesn't change the fact that this story is bullshit.
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StealthArcher posted:Technically as a minor and on school property, yes it totally can work that way. This doesn't change the fact that this story is bullshit. No, you don't get charged with drug possession. You can get a ticket though, obviously.
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Leon Einstein posted:No, you don't get charged with drug possession. You can get a ticket though, obviously. Charged with the Felony Possession? No. Expelled from school with the notice saying "Drug Possession"? Yes. Although I guess the first was what you were getting at so v  v
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http://imgur.com/gallery/WDthq I would bet that literally all of these are fake. http://imgur.com/gallery/00sJt Lol, fuckin' whores, amirite? But I also totally have a girlfriend, guys. Verisimilidude has a new favorite as of 16:35 on Aug 17, 2015 |
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StealthArcher posted:Charged with the Felony Possession? No. Expelled from school with the notice saying "Drug Possession"? Yes. Well, I was going to post this about a person in high school that was suspended for taking Tylenol (paracetamol), but apparently the ACLU had some really twisted statements in their summary. The general implied story is that the kid brought the meds from home and took them during the day which led to the suspension, but according to this actual court document (which as an aside is amusing, since it's someone missing the deadline to request the case be dismissed), the kid was asking a bunch of others for medicine for her sore throat and eventually was given "2 small white pills" which she promptly took, then was told that they were actually ritalin (Methylphenidate, a CII substance which is the most highly restricted class of medications before the drug is considered 100% illegal for anyone). Smells like another case of mcdonalds hot coffee, which I guess classifies it as stdh
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Verisimilidude posted:http://imgur.com/gallery/00sJt Clear your loving notifications, goddamn! E: Charge you phone too! Kids these days. 
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Verisimilidude posted:http://imgur.com/gallery/WDthq Godfather's did that for me one time. They drew a cat on one pizza and a Bat symbol on the other as per my instructions.
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kimbo305 posted:When I was little, I thought X meant a person standing with outstretched arms for a hug, and O meant the shape your lips make for a kiss. I still can't get over that it's reversed.
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JK! posted:Godfather's did that for me one time. They drew a cat on one pizza and a Bat symbol on the other as per my instructions. Yep, I've had a local place draw me Batman. I'm sure stuff like that breaks up the monotony for a lot of the workers.
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JK! posted:Godfather's did that for me one time. They drew a cat on one pizza and a Bat symbol on the other as per my instructions. I worked at a pizza place about 12 years ago, so before box-art was a thing, but I did write an unprompted letter to some friends on the inside of their box. It was for the cast party for a really well done musical. 
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Splicer posted:I know this was pages ago but what? XOXO stands for kisses and hugs, or, if you are kimbo et al, hugs and kisses.
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there was an episode of the podcaste Wiretap where a woman and her boyfriend have a terrible day and decide to order pizza. when it arrives, someone has written 'POO' on the inside of the box lid. there's nothing visibly wrong or unusual about the pizza itself.
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 This DEFINITELY came straight from the White House. It's so patriotic and professional to censor the word "heck".
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Rose Spirit posted:
If watching West Wing taught me anything it's that they have VCRs all over the place.
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Aug 17, 2015 20:30
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i asked pizza hut to tell me a joke and they wrote 'dominos ha ha ha get it' on the box, true story
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Stdh: the administration not droning the h*ck out of any suggested target
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Lol see guys my cool gf is gross just like me *scratches buttcrack, sniffs finger*
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pstdh.txt What weird combination of mirrors and gymnastics did she supposedly use to check the colour of her own rear end in a top hat. RedHotKick posted:i asked pizza hut to tell me a joke and they wrote 'dominos ha ha ha get it' on the box, true story
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Well, you'd really only need one mirror and hold it under your butt and turn your head down, so unless you're really unflexible or really obese it's not that hard to do- the real question would not be "how" but "why"
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The last two texts make me irrationally angry. I can only hope that it was promptly called out and mocked.
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sweeperbravo posted:Well, you'd really only need one mirror and hold it under your butt and turn your head down, so unless you're really unflexible or really obese it's not that hard to do- the real question would not be "how" but "why" As a fan off beet's, I can only imagine the ungodly amount of them you would have to eat to stain your arsehole and poo poo "bright purple".
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MizPiz posted:The last two texts make me irrationally angry. I can only hope that it was promptly called out and mocked.
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Rudager posted:As a fan off beet's, I can only imagine the ungodly amount of them you would have to eat to stain your arsehole and poo poo "bright purple". Leon Einstein posted:It's gross af. Are we supposed to feel he is lucky that his gross girlfriend wants to give him anal with her dirty butthole? I don't feel so well. A purple butthole is a loving butthole. Maybe he has always wanted to play out his Barney fetish. But yeah no I agree.
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So instead of leaving numbers to suicide hotlines or something, he leaves porn? What if porn was the reason he wanted to off himself?
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Ah, yes, permission to shove my dick up someone's rear end: the most coveted of rewards for being popular on the Internet
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queserasera posted:So instead of leaving numbers to suicide hotlines or something, he leaves porn? What if porn was the reason he wanted to off himself?
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Remember, to reddit anal is the crown jewel of sexhaving since it's degrading to women, it's what nearly all porn says everyone should be doing, and it's as close to gay as they can get without actually being gay. Having a
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poo poo, that's due (to) hemorrhoids.
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Sentient Data posted:Remember, to reddit anal is the crown jewel of sexhaving since it's degrading to women, it's what nearly all porn says everyone should be doing, and it's as close to gay as they can get without actually being gay. Having a queserasera posted:So instead of leaving numbers to suicide hotlines or something, he leaves porn? What if porn was the reason he wanted to off himself? But nope, jacking off- the #1 proven method of preventing suicide! Here I go, entertaining the myriad ways an s could have gone backfired if it dh. (Tho now I wonder if anyone was ever inspired to try any of these stupid things in real life, only to be actually humiliated by it or have someone die or something, and nobody hears about all the times these stupid ploys played out badly because they're even too shameful to post about)
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Wow, redpill still exists? I thought that was banished during the fat people hate hubbub a couple months ago
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My traditional 'I didn't rape you' text. Stay classy, reddit!
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Amused mastery=Redpiller euphemism for nonconsensual sex is my takeaway from his "lessons learned."
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Post Your Favorite (or Request) › shit_that_didnt_happen.txt: I cranked her rear end in a top hat to 11
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Sentient Data posted:Post Your Favorite (or Request) › shit_that_didnt_happen.txt: I cranked her purple rear end in a top hat to 11
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ibntumart posted:Speaking of Reddit (imaginary) sex-havers: Well, had to google LMR 'Acronym for Last Minute Resistance. This is when a woman puts up some form of resistance right before you successfully lay her because she start having second thoughts about having sex.' 
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