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TontoCorazon posted:Wait hold up. What? Marky Mark confronts his daughter's secret boyfriend about him being too old for her, he whips out a laminated business card size copy of the "Romeo and Juliet" law that lets them gently caress legally. It's super jarring and out of place on top of being skeevy.
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Bear Enthusiast posted:Marky Mark confronts his daughter's secret boyfriend about him being too old for her, he whips out a laminated business card size copy of the "Romeo and Juliet" law that lets them gently caress legally. It's super jarring and out of place on top of being skeevy. Oh my god
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Bear Enthusiast posted:Marky Mark confronts his daughter's secret boyfriend about him being too old for her, he whips out a laminated business card size copy of the "Romeo and Juliet" law that lets them gently caress legally. It's super jarring and out of place on top of being skeevy. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cz9OgW4JAJ8
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TontoCorazon posted:Wait hold up. What? It's not like it was some sort of signed, laminated card from the President that said "This Dude can Bang Teens", but it was still pretty bad and cringe-worthy. Mark Wahlberg's daughter's boyfriend is in his 20's, and she is only supposed to be 16 or 17, so her BF carries around a printed out copy of the state's age of consent laws. There was literally no reason for it to be in the movie. Just make her 18. Then it can still be, "I'm your stereotypical over-protective dad! I can't let you date anyone! Especially not the cliched older, motorcycle riding, tough-guy with a heart of gold who'll prove himself to me 90 minutes into the movie!" without being SUPER creepy. Only mildly creepy.
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Long as we're  ing over that MLP gif, it's really not so much a "transformation" as it is a "particle effect transitioning between two wildly different objects" even before you consider the quality of the CGI.
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a 17 year old dating a 20 year old isn't really that creepy imo But then I live in a country where 15 is legal so what do I know lol
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That's a pretty creepy argument - that implies they were dating at 14 and 17, which is actually a mildly creepier gap than 17 and 20.
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Zzulu posted:a 17 year old dating a 20 year old isn't really that creepy imo It's not. Going off on long winded explanations on why it's not creepy and carrying around a copy ot the law so you can prove it, however, is extremely creepy.
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Zzulu posted:a 17 year old dating a 20 year old isn't really that creepy imo Random Stranger posted:It's not. Going off on long winded explanations on why it's not creepy and carrying around a copy ot the law so you can prove it, however, is extremely creepy.
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Aug 17, 2015 21:00
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20 and 17 isn't really that weird but okay. 
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Aug 17, 2015 21:01
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I'm just gonna start calling myself a Hollywood director and start demanding money from everyone for all the shits I take because there is no difference and gently caress everything. gently caress you. Give me money to fund my next project which should be dropping in a few hours.
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Aug 17, 2015 21:03
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Lord Lambeth posted:20 and 17 isn't really that weird but okay. What made it weird is the boyfriend character carrying the card with a copy of the laws about it on said card. Like, he planned on dating young like that specifically because it was easier or something. Then Marky Mark's character is all good with it later. Literally every human character in the film should have died the same horrible death that one nameless mook died that was friends with Marky Mark that nobody cared about before or after he died--just a brief look of shock when they see it happen.
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Aug 17, 2015 21:05
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Random Stranger posted:Pain and Gain somehow turned out pretty good. I honestly think it's the only decent film he's ever made. Never saw that one, but I kinda liked The Island.
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Wilford Cutlery posted:Never saw that one, but I kinda liked The Island. That's because it's a ripoff of a movie that was actually pretty good.
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Aug 17, 2015 21:09
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Pain and Gain was good because it didn't galmorize those idiots. Read the article first. e: also https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GlN3oEjMpUQ
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KoRMaK posted:Pain and Gain was good because it didn't galmorize those idiots. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HBBFufxHj3M
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KoRMaK posted:Pain and Gain was good because it didn't galmorize those idiots. Wrong song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s6jaYJx7yeI
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jItz-uNjoZA
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the rule is "your age divided by two, plus seven". thats as young as you are allowed to date without it being creepy.
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Aug 17, 2015 21:40
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Bear Enthusiast posted:Marky Mark confronts his daughter's secret boyfriend about him being too old for her, he whips out a laminated business card size copy of the "Romeo and Juliet" law that lets them gently caress legally. It's super jarring and out of place on top of being skeevy. How does this affect the Autobot and Decepticon struggle?
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BANME.sh posted:the rule is "your age divided by two, plus seven". thats as young as you are allowed to date without it being creepy. This is true, when I was 2, my girlfriend was 8
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In case you end up wondering like I did, Peter Dinklage could sport such a rockin’ porn ‘stache at the age of 12. So no, it was not him.
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CharlieWhiskey posted:This is true, when I was 2, my girlfriend was 8 Mad props to you but it's not a gendered algorithm so your girlfriend was creepy as gently caress.
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Aug 17, 2015 21:47
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Inspector Gesicht posted:How does this affect the Autobot and Decepticon struggle? The Cybertonian Civil War (yes, I looked that up) started when Megatron called Optimus Prime a pedophile and the Autobots had to defend his honor because he's really an ephebophile.
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Aug 17, 2015 21:49
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Half your age plus 7 is pretty widely accepted as the minimum acceptable wage for a partner.
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Aug 17, 2015 21:56
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Wait, so I have to pay more as I get older?
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Aug 17, 2015 22:12
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Ignite Memories posted:Half your age plus 7 is pretty widely accepted as the minimum acceptable wage for a partner. If you have to pay them it's probably not going to work out.
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Pat Mustard posted:If you have to pay them it's probably not going to work out. You always end up paying 1 way or the other.
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Aug 17, 2015 22:17
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Ignite Memories posted:Half your age plus 7 is pretty widely accepted as the minimum acceptable (w)age for a partner. Still 27 seems way too young; I could never date someone under 30. I can't relate to these kids these days.
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Macdeo Lurjtux posted:Wait, so I have to pay more as I get older? Yes. Yes you do. 
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Aug 17, 2015 22:21
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Wade Wilson posted:Literally every human character in the film should have died the same horrible death that one nameless mook died that was friends with Marky Mark that nobody cared about before or after he died--just a brief look of shock when they see it happen. Except Stanley Tucci. He was the only gem of entertainment buried in that entire poo poo-heap. In fact, I would prefer a transformers movie with nothing but Stanley Tucci sass-mouthing everyone else.
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Ignite Memories posted:Half your age plus 7 is pretty widely accepted as the minimum acceptable wage for a partner. Wait, PLUS seven? gently caress.
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Ignite Memories posted:Half your age plus 7 is pretty widely accepted as the minimum acceptable wage for a partner. That better be hourly.
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I'll see that and raise you: 
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Wade Wilson posted:Literally every human character in the film should have died the same horrible death that one nameless mook died that was friends with Marky Mark that nobody cared about before or after he died--just a brief look of shock when they see it happen. Yo, that's TJ Miller. He's a funny guy. You can also see him in Silicon Valley and the Deadpool trailer. He played the important role of pointing out that his contract with Marky Mark's garage workshop is equivalent to slavery, and later in the movie we have a battle between Stanley Tucci's zombie slave robot army (led by a literal soulless robot who liberated them) wearing corporate branding and the Autobots (who transforms into licensed) riding their 'primitive' slave dinosaur robots. 
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qWYyyIom3j4
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Thread took a turn for the worse.  Crazy cat?
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captainOrbital posted:Still 27 seems way too young; I could never date someone under 30. I've always preferred the 4:5 rule. If you're 40 that would make your minimum 32 (and your maximum 50).
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Say Nothing posted:
What have you done
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