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Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

Skeesix posted:

... He'll be back

Aww, he thinks he's papal :allears:.

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Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009

Monday_ posted:

I have no interest in Jerusalem. Besides occasionally wearing his underwear, which, as we discussed, is strictly a comfort thing.

Sorry, Monday_, but I don't go in for these backdoor shenanigans. Sure, I'm flattered, maybe even a little curious, but the answer is no!

DizzyBum
Apr 16, 2007


Do over Ham posted:

Sorry, Monday_, but I don't go in for these backdoor shenanigans. Sure, I'm flattered, maybe even a little curious, but the answer is no!

He thinks you're gay.

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan

Deviant posted:

Aug 17, 2015 00:03 POSSIBLE HOMER-SEXUAL


The Nastier Nate posted:

Aug 16, 2015 23:16 Possible Homer sexual

You stole my bit! That's my bit, You stole my bit!

Class3KillStorm
Feb 17, 2011



The Nastier Nate posted:

You stole my bit! That's my bit, You stole my bit!



Oh my God! He's killed the original Deviant!

Doctor_Fruitbat
Jun 2, 2013


A small goon, not unlike Lassie, was run over in the parking lot. :(

And now the comedy stylings of Do Over Ham!

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Class3KillStorm posted:

Oh my God! He's killed the original Deviant!

Luckily, Deviant was an orphan owned by the forum.

DizzyBum
Apr 16, 2007


TMMadman posted:

Luckily, Deviant was an orphan owned by the forum.

Do you have a Bigger Goon for me yet?

...

...Okay. I'll be back in an hour.

:(

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

DizzyBum posted:

Do you have a Bigger Goon for me yet?

...

...Okay. I'll be back in an hour.

:(

...No, that's too big... :corsair:

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

DizzyBum posted:

Do you have a Bigger Goon for me yet?

...

...Okay. I'll be back in an hour.

:(

And what are your reasons for wanting a Bigger Goon?

DizzyBum
Apr 16, 2007


TMMadman posted:

And what are your reasons for wanting a Bigger Goon?

Don't say revenge... Don't say revenge...

Uh... revenge?

That's it, I'm gettin' outta here.

York_M_Chan
Sep 11, 2003

DizzyBum posted:

That's it, I'm gettin' outta here.

Get the hell outta here! HA!

You ever see a guy say goodbye to a shoe?

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

York_M_Chan posted:

Get the hell outta here! HA!

You ever see a guy say goodbye to a shoe?

Aye, once when I was sailin' 'round the Arctic Circle.

Mira
Nov 29, 2009

Max illegality.

What would be the point otherwise?


Doctor_Fruitbat posted:

A small goon, not unlike Lassie, was run over in the parking lot. :(

And now the comedy stylings of Do Over Ham!

:stare: Doctor_Fruitbat... I think I hate Do Over Ham.

No wait, I find him informative and witty. Good night.

CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 27, 2007

organize digital employees



DizzyBum posted:

Don't say revenge... Don't say revenge...

Uh... revenge?

That's it, I'm gettin' outta here.

Monday_
Feb 18, 2006

Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.
The Great Twist

Hey, this is Richard Nixon's enemies list. You just crossed out his name and put your own.

PT6A
Jan 5, 2006

Public school teachers are callous dictators who won't lift a finger to stop children from peeing in my plane

Monday_ posted:

Hey, this is Richard Nixon's enemies list. You just crossed out his name and put your own.

Gimme that!

*writes* Monday_

IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.


Fun Shoe

PT6A posted:

Gimme that!

*writes* Monday_

PT6A passes out from blood loss

Use a pen, Sideshow PT6A.

Instant Sunrise
Apr 12, 2007


The manger babies don't have feelings. You said it yourself.
No, that's German for "The IMJack, The"

The SituAsian
Oct 29, 2006

I'm a mess in distress
But we're still the best dressed

https://vine.co/v/bE20YVzmIrt

Boardroom Jimmy
Aug 20, 2006

Ahhh ballet

IMJack posted:

PT6A passes out from blood loss

Use a pen, Sideshow PT6A.

Why don't I just give you this pen with my phone number on it. It looks just like a cigar. Isn't that something?

BigDave
Jul 14, 2009

Taste the High Country

Boardroom Jimmy posted:

Why don't I just give you this pen with my phone number on it. It looks just like a cigar. Isn't that something?

It turns into a sponge when you put it in water!

Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

DARKEST SKETCH

BigDave posted:

It turns into a sponge when you put it in water!

I'll show you what a sponge can do! :argh:

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Root Bear posted:

I'll show you what a sponge can do! :argh:




AHHH! It's dripping funny smelling water all over me!

The SituAsian
Oct 29, 2006

I'm a mess in distress
But we're still the best dressed

TMMadman posted:




AHHH! It's dripping funny smelling water all over me!




No it doesn't :)

CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 27, 2007

organize digital employees



The SituAsian posted:




No it doesn't :)

Please, don't bring home any more old crutches!

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

Please, don't bring home any more old crutches!

Hello. What's this? Wire hangers. Expired medicine. Old newspapers!

Okay, TMMadman, stay calm. Just quietly get this stuff inside your house.

Monday_
Feb 18, 2006

Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.
The Great Twist

TMMadman posted:

Hello. What's this? Wire hangers. Expired medicine. Old newspapers!

Okay, TMMadman, stay calm. Just quietly get this stuff inside your house.

BigDave
Jul 14, 2009

Taste the High Country
Hey, Monday, can you help me get this Sugar Daddy off my back?

Everything Counts
Oct 10, 2012

Don't "shhh!" me, you rich bastard!

Boardroom Jimmy posted:

Why don't I just give you this pen with my phone number on it. It looks just like a cigar. Isn't that something?

You know who would love this? Men.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Everything Counts posted:

You know who would love this? Men.

The women is..... smart-er!

IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.


Fun Shoe

BigDave posted:

Hey, Monday, can you help me get this Sugar Daddy off my back?

And you must be the man who didn't know if he had a pimple or a boil.

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

IMJack posted:

And you must be the man who didn't know if he had a pimple or a boil.

It was a Gummi Bear!

Senior Woodchuck
Aug 29, 2006

When you're lost out there and you're all alone, a light is waiting to carry you home
Stop saying "gummi"!

jscolon2.0
Jul 9, 2001

With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

Jerusalem posted:

The women is..... smart-er!

Scooby Doo can doo-doo, but Jimmy Carter, is Smarter!

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009

Everything Counts posted:

You know who would love this? Men.

[Is hit in face by "It's Raining Men" 45rpm record.]

Class3KillStorm
Feb 17, 2011



jscolon2.0 posted:

Scooby Doo can doo-doo, but Jimmy Carter, is Smarter!



:haw: You badmouthed MacGyver, didn't you?

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

Class3KillStorm posted:



:haw: You badmouthed MacGyver, didn't you?

To make it up to you we will go out to dinner at a sensibly-priced restaurant, then have a night of efficient German sex.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Luigi Thirty posted:

To make it up to you we will go out to dinner at a sensibly-priced restaurant, then have a night of efficient German sex.

....what time and how soiled?

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IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.


Fun Shoe

Luigi Thirty posted:

To make it up to you we will go out to dinner at a sensibly-priced restaurant, then have a night of efficient German sex.

We're getting drive-thru, then doing it twice!

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