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Fartmaster posted:Your egg-level is clearly missing some red and yellow.
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> Say "Hello, I am looking for Captain Sir John Franklin's lost expedition in which two ships became icebound in Victoria Strait near King William Island in the Canadian Arctic." 1845, 19 May: Franklin expedition sails from England 1845, July: Expedition docks in Greenland, sends home five men and a batch of letters 1845, 28 July: Last sighting of expedition by Europeans (a whaling ship in Baffin Bay) 1845–46: Expedition winters on Beechey Island. Three crewmen die of tuberculosis and are buried. 1846: Erebus and Terror leave Beechey Island and sail down Peel Sound towards King William Island 1846, 12 September: Ships trapped in the ice off King William Island 1846–47: Expedition winters on King William Island 1847, 28 May: Date of first note, says "All well" 1847, 11 June: Franklin dies 1847–48: Expedition again winters off King William Island, after the ice fails to thaw in 1847 1848, 22 April: Erebus and Terror abandoned after one year and seven months trapped in the ice 1848, 25 April: Date of second note, saying 24 men have died and the survivors plan to start marching south on 26 April to the Back River 1850 (?): Inuit board an abandoned ship, which is icebound off King William Island 1850 (?): Inuit see 40 men walking south on King William Island 1851 (?): Inuit hunters see four men still trying to head south, last verified sighting of survivors (as reported to Charles Hall) We so about to kill some people! That makes the character an Inuit! Tenzarin fucked around with this message at 00:02 on Aug 18, 2015 |
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Aug 17, 2015 23:48
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EngineerSean posted:
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almightyerin posted:>Look around fearfully and whisper "Have you seen...HER?" poo poo yourself so you appear more afraid.
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Aug 18, 2015 00:08
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Tell the men you are not death, but life, and you mean them no harm. Then use a rainbow solar flare to temporarily blind them, then pull their pants down.
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Aug 18, 2015 00:09
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>Lend ME your ENERGY Let's do this Goku style.
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>Give them a hug
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Aug 18, 2015 00:20
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c'mon goons there's only one known way to recharge your > masturbate
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Cowman posted:>Give them a hug yeeeees, they seem to long for death, we should comfort them and ensure that they survive so that they are full of optimism and hope when we inevitably eat them
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Hogge Wild posted:c'mon goons I think that the egg's energie is directly related to how much semen we have in our prostate. So instead: >drink our new friends' cum
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>EAT A BEAN
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Aug 18, 2015 00:51
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Izumi Konata posted:>EAT A BEAN
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Aug 18, 2015 00:57
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Look at all those fresh dicks to suck
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Aug 18, 2015 00:59
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Create a human centipede goddammit
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Fartmaster posted:Your egg-level is clearly missing some red and yellow. > collect red by taking the blood from your beard and painting it onto the egg
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> realize that white is all colors reflected and that it already IS recharging
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assemblyrequired posted:> realize that white is all colors reflected and that it already IS recharging
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>form a rag-tag hockey team with the five men and finally beat the Hawks
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>Remove the Canvas from the sled to see what lies beneath.
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Neddy Seagoon posted:>Remove the Canvas from the sled to see what lies beneath.
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EngineerSean posted:
You close your eyes and focus on the power of the multi-colored egg embedded in your chest. You reach out to the hearts and minds of those around you. In an instant you are bombarded with other men's thoughts, memories, dreams, and regrets. They seem tangible and visceral to you. You push your will against theirs until you feel them bend- then finally snap. Some spirits break sooner than others, but all seem to have been worn down quite a bit already.  The experience is mentally draining, but you now feel dominance over four of the five individuals. You notice your egg has lost a great deal of its vibrance.  Fartmaster posted:Your egg-level is clearly missing some red and yellow. Broenheim posted:>eat the men to recharge egg levels The last, untouched man seems confused.  "Hey mates," he questions shakily, "what's... what's goin' on?" Under your mental command, the four men converge on their former companion.  "We're sorry, Steven," they say in tandem, "we have no choice." Freezing tears stream down their face as they push their friend to the ground, tearing at his flesh with their now superhuman strength. He screams in terror as they pull meat from his bleeding form. The faces of his friends contort in anguish as they perform their task, but are somewhat relieved as Steven finally passes away into the ice. Your minions present the scraps of meat and flesh to you, which you quickly devour.  You notice no change in your egg level. Your minions' faces are locked in an expression of great sorrow. You can feel their emotions in the back of your mind. "Why..." they wail synchronously. > 
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>make minions perform fusion dance until only one super minion remains. Fight it in a martial arts tournament.
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NecroMonster posted:>make minions perform fusion dance until only one super minion remains. Fight it in a martial arts tournament. make the minions fuse, then fuse with the super minion. go fight President James Polk
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> 'bate like your life depends on it
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> Get minions to take cover of sled > Strike masculine pose before doing battle with whats under cover.
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>Instant transmission to West City
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>Group hug time
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> Armenian conveyor belt with the four men
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just look at whats under the loving tarp already. failing that, suck each others dicks in a human centipede fashion
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spacemang_spliff posted:make the minions fuse, then fuse with the super minion. There's still time to turn the tide in the illegal war in Mexico! Do this!
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>examine their cargo
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Remove the canvas and fashion a sweet cape out of it. Then examine whatever is hidden beneath.
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EAT POCKET BEANS
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Robbie Fowler posted:EAT POCKET BEANS
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TEAYCHES posted:>examine their cargo Robbie Fowler posted:EAT POCKET BEANS Tenzarin posted:> Say "Hello, I am looking for Captain Sir John Franklin's lost expedition in which two ships became icebound in Victoria Strait near King William Island in the Canadian Arctic." Izumi Konata fucked around with this message at 05:43 on Aug 18, 2015 |
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Aug 18, 2015 05:17
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put James Polk in the Walls of Jericho to save the Messicans
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>Create a mode of transport by having one of your minions curl into a ball and suck their own dick and balance on them like an exercise ball while they roll around.
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spacemang_spliff posted:make the minions fuse, then fuse with the super minion.
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> Say "Hello, I am looking for Captain Sir John Franklin's lost expedition in which two ships became icebound in Victoria Strait near King William Island in the Canadian Arctic."
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Tenzarin posted:> Say "Hello, I am looking for Captain Sir John Franklin's lost expedition in which two ships became icebound in Victoria Strait near King William Island in the Canadian Arctic."
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