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Hefty Leftist: Jun 26, 2011; "You know how vodka or whiskey are distilled multiple times to taste good? It's the same with shit. After being digested for the third time shit starts to taste reeeeeeaaaally yummy."

> roll up all the weed that's under the tarp into a giant cone and smoke it

# ? Aug 18, 2015 05:57

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# ? Jun 10, 2024 16:11

Minimum Syntaxing: Oct 29, 2008; He looks white, but he's the son of a black man!

NecroMonster posted:

>make minions perform fusion dance until only one super minion remains. Fight it in a martial arts tournament.

spacemang_spliff posted:

make the minions fuse, then fuse with the super minion.

go fight President James Polk

Minions fuse, you fight them in the tournament, then:

When you fuse with all of your minions, all 6 individual personalities are lost.
What takes their place are 6 entities that the individuals were all familiar with...: <some purple character>, sonic, the hulk, SUPER sonic, goku, and the red m&m.

# ? Aug 18, 2015 05:57

PTSDeedly Do: Nov 24, 2014; VOID-DOME LOSER 2020

Wirth1000 posted:

Robbie Fowler posted:

EAT POCKET BEANS

# ? Aug 18, 2015 05:58

Amorphous Blob: Jun 26, 2009; by Lowtax
(and can't post for 2 years!)

Fartmaster posted:

Minions fuse, you fight them in the tournament, then:

When you fuse with all of your minions, all 6 individual personalities are lost.
What takes their place are 6 entities that the individuals were all familiar with...: barney the dinosaur, sonic, the hulk, SUPER sonic, goku, and the red m&m.

ThePutty posted:

> roll up all the weed that's under the tarp into a giant cone and smoke it

# ? Aug 18, 2015 05:59

Nodelphi: Jan 30, 2004; We are all quite capable of believing in anything as long as it's improbable.; Ham Wrangler

>Sit on large sled and have minions pull you back to the boat so you can complete that sick jump. We finish what we start.

# ? Aug 18, 2015 06:24

Top Hats Monthly: Jun 22, 2011; People are people so why should it be, that you and I should get along so awfully blink blink recall STOP IT YOU POSH LITTLE SHIT

>Apologize to the men, inform them that you are the Saoshyant meant to bring salvation to men

# ? Aug 18, 2015 07:15

bustercasey: Apr 9, 2012; Gary’s Answer

>Make them all suck one another's dicks against their will in a human centipede style while you go check out that dank cargo

# ? Aug 18, 2015 07:21

EngineerSean: Feb 9, 2004; by zen death robot

Smoke the loose beans.

# ? Aug 18, 2015 08:02

Saint Isaias Boner: Jan 17, 2007; posting is magic

Tenzarin posted:

> Say "Hello, I am looking for Captain Sir John Franklin's lost expedition in which two ships became icebound in Victoria Strait near King William Island in the Canadian Arctic."

# ? Aug 18, 2015 08:16

Grand Prize Winner: Feb 19, 2007

EngineerSean posted:

Smoke the loose beans.

# ? Aug 18, 2015 08:29

Section 31: Mar 4, 2012

Hogge Wild posted:

> 'bate like your life depends on it

# ? Aug 18, 2015 09:19

Sole.Sushi: Feb 19, 2008; Seaweed!? Get the fuck out!

>Piss your last will and testament into the snow.

# ? Aug 18, 2015 09:26

Dogstoyevsky: Oct 9, 2012; If there is no Dog, everything is permitted

Tenzarin posted:

> Say "Hello, I am looking for Captain Sir John Franklin's lost expedition in which two ships became icebound in Victoria Strait near King William Island in the Canadian Arctic."

# ? Aug 18, 2015 09:38

C. Everett Koop: Aug 18, 2008

human centipede goddammit

# ? Aug 18, 2015 10:12

Nude Bog Lurker: Jan 2, 2007; Fun Shoe

> take it to the limit

# ? Aug 18, 2015 10:19

Xenothral: Aug 1, 2013; No one's left... Everything's gone...! Zebes is burning!

Nude Bog Lurker posted:

> take it to the limit

# ? Aug 18, 2015 10:23

Nebelwerfer: Jul 25, 2008; He carried our avenging steel over the Rhine,
He drank the emperor's toast from the Danube.

>make a subpar CYOA thread on comedy forums and fall under peer pressure when your patience runs out

# ? Aug 18, 2015 12:34

Nebelwerfer: Jul 25, 2008; He carried our avenging steel over the Rhine,
He drank the emperor's toast from the Danube.

then

>go west

# ? Aug 18, 2015 12:34

Ibogaine: Aug 11, 2015

Tenzarin posted:

> Say "Hello, I am looking for Captain Sir John Franklin's lost expedition in which two ships became icebound in Victoria Strait near King William Island in the Canadian Arctic."

# ? Aug 18, 2015 12:54

Worldshatter: May 7, 2015; PEPSI for TV-GAME

> Combine with your rainbow minions to form goku voltron.

# ? Aug 18, 2015 13:12

Spookydonut: Sep 13, 2010; "Hello alien thoughtbeasts! We murder children!"
~our children?~
"Not recently, no!"
~we cool bro~

I feel like we need to have gay sex to recharge the egg

# ? Aug 18, 2015 13:15

Cannon_Fodder: Jul 17, 2007; "Hey, where did Steve go?"
Design by Kamoc

Spookydonut posted:

I feel like we need to have gay sex to recharge the egg

You always want gay sex.

# ? Aug 18, 2015 13:24

Bregor: May 31, 2013; People are idiots, Leslie.

Brinner posted:

just look at whats under the loving tarp already.

failing that, suck each others dicks in a human centipede fashion

# ? Aug 18, 2015 14:07

Gridlocked: Aug 2, 2014; MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves

>PERFORM Thriller Dance

Gridlocked fucked around with this message at 14:41 on Aug 18, 2015

# ? Aug 18, 2015 14:38

zgrowler2: Oct 29, 2011; HOW DOES THE IPHONE APP WORK?? I WILL SPAM ENDLESSLY EVERYWHERE AND DISREGARD ANY REPLIES

Robbie Fowler posted:

EAT POCKET BEANS

then

Gridlocked posted:

>PERFORM Thriller Dance

# ? Aug 18, 2015 14:53

Mymla: Aug 12, 2010

Spookydonut posted:

I feel like we need to have gay sex to recharge the egg

>have gay sex to recharge egg

# ? Aug 18, 2015 16:06

Zodiac5000: Jun 19, 2006; Protects the Pack!; Doctor Rope

Melek Taus was granted his divine powers by god after refusing to submit to Adam. Clearly this means that to recharge the egg we need to find an authority figure and stick it to the man.

>Send out your new drones to find an authority figure and report back. Conserve the rest of your egg power until they return.

# ? Aug 18, 2015 16:09

Borden: Jul 23, 2008

Gridlocked posted:

>PERFORM Thriller Dance

# ? Aug 18, 2015 16:41

Xelkelvos: Dec 19, 2012

>Use the tarp as a giant blunt wrap and smoke whatever the dank contents are.

# ? Aug 18, 2015 17:09

Concerned Citizen: Jul 22, 2007; Ramrod XTreme

>Train your minions to fight as well as Goku

# ? Aug 18, 2015 17:52

Worldshatter: May 7, 2015; PEPSI for TV-GAME

> homoerotic volleyball montage

# ? Aug 18, 2015 18:08

twit666: Nov 16, 2006; Soiled Meat

NecroMonster posted:

>make minions perform fusion dance until only one super minion remains. Fight it in a martial arts tournament.

# ? Aug 18, 2015 18:36

Codependent Poster: Oct 20, 2003

Gridlocked posted:

>PERFORM Thriller Dance

# ? Aug 18, 2015 19:02

Zombiepop: Mar 30, 2010

Zodiac5000 posted:

Melek Taus was granted his divine powers by god after refusing to submit to Adam. Clearly this means that to recharge the egg we need to find an authority figure and stick it to the man.

>Send out your new drones to find an authority figure and report back. Conserve the rest of your egg power until they return.

this makes sense, do this.

# ? Aug 18, 2015 19:05

AEMINAL: May 22, 2015; barf barf i am a dog, barf on your carpet, barf

Gridlocked posted:

>PERFORM Thriller Dance

# ? Aug 18, 2015 19:26

wilderthanmild: Jun 21, 2010; Posting shit; Grimey Drawer

Gridlocked posted:

>PERFORM Thriller Dance

# ? Aug 18, 2015 20:42

assemblyrequired: Jul 14, 2014

Zodiac5000 posted:

Melek Taus was granted his divine powers by god after refusing to submit to Adam. Clearly this means that to recharge the egg we need to find an authority figure and stick it to the man.

>Send out your new drones to find an authority figure and report back. Conserve the rest of your egg power until they return.

# ? Aug 18, 2015 21:27

Zapper: Mar 14, 2006; Zap!

Zodiac5000 posted:

Melek Taus was granted his divine powers by god after refusing to submit to Adam. Clearly this means that to recharge the egg we need to find an authority figure and stick it to the man.

>Send out your new drones to find an authority figure and report back. Conserve the rest of your egg power until they return.

# ? Aug 18, 2015 21:31

Garth_Marenghi: Nov 7, 2011

Gridlocked posted:

>PERFORM Thriller Dance

Zodiac5000 posted:

b]>Send out your new drones to find an authority figure and report back.[/b]

Thriller drones!

# ? Aug 18, 2015 21:32

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Kitchner: Nov 9, 2012; IT CAN'T BE BARGAINED WITH.
IT CAN'T BE REASONED WITH.
IT DOESN'T FEEL PITY, OR REMORSE, OR FEAR.
AND IT ABSOLUTELY WILL NOT STOP, EVER, UNTIL YOU ADMIT YOU'RE WRONG ABOUT WARHAMMER; Clapping Larry

Gridlocked posted:

>PERFORM Thriller Dance

# ? Aug 18, 2015 21:35

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